Jobs

Start off with some Civilian jobs like the Assistant if you're new. Then once you think you know enough, make your way down the list to the more advanced jobs such as Scientists and Engineers.

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As some jobs will change frequently due to addition or removal of content.

These are all the jobs you can fuck up:

Civilian Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Staff Assistant	Fuck around, break things, fight Security	Easy	Maintenance
64px	Chef	Give people food poisoning/kuru.	Easy	Kitchen
	Chaplain	Fruitlessly plead at absent deities, piss off the wizard, space people.	Easy	Chapel
	Barman	Become an alcoholic, get gibbed by the chef, never use your stills.	Easy	Bar
	Botanist	Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday.	Easy to Medium	Hydroponics Maintenance
	Janitor	Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings.	Easy to Hard	Janitor's Closet, Maintenance

Maintenance Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Electrician	Block off the escape hallway with Gibbers.	Medium	Atmospherics, Engineering, Electronics, Maintenance
	Engineer	Release the Singularity, flee from angry mob.	Easy to Medium	Atmospherics, Engineering, Maintenance
	Miner	Waste all the ore, blow yourself up with erebite veins.	Easy to Medium	Engineering, Mining, Maintenance
	Quartermaster	Ignore the crew's requests, kill people with MULE bots, order paint.	Medium	Cargo Bay, Maintenance, Supplies

Research Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
64px	Medical Doctor	Put straightjackets on everyone, Put dead bodies into the cryo.	Medium	Medbay
64px	Geneticist	Loot dead bodies, Give everyone epilepsy.	Hard	Genetics, Medbay
	Roboticist	Steal all the metal, cry because nobody wants to be a robot.	Hard	Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance
	Scientist	Ignore ArtLab, Set Chemistry on fire, Eaten by space bears.	Hard	Artifact Lab, Chemical Lab, Toxins, Research Sector,Telescience

Personnel Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Security Officer	Beat the shit out of Assistants.	Soul Crushing	Maintenance, Security, Brig
	Detective	Take pictures, litter hallway with said pictures, smoke cigarettes, shoot people with a revolver.	Easy	Detective's Office
	Chief Engineer	Throw others into the singularity, take the RCD and waste all the ammo.	Medium	Engineering, Electronics, Bridge, Mining, EVA
	Research Director	Open the valve, die instantly.	Medium to Hard	Medbay, Research, Morgue, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Teleporter, Bridge
	Head of Security	Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place.	Harder than Hard	More than everything
64px	Head of Personnel	Disappear mysteriously, pretend to be security.	Medium to Hard	May as well be all
	Captain	Get drunk, lose the disk, reprogram the AI.	Nightmarish	Everything

Antagonist Roles
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Traitor	Ignore objectives, go on a rampage with a glowing sword.	Medium to Hard	Depends
	Vampire	Drink blood, spread terror, blow every light in the station.	Medium to Hard	Depends
	Nuclear Operative	Blow yourself up with bombs, get killed by a vigilante clown, forget the authentication code.	Hard	Maintenance
64px	Wizard	Turn people into cluwnes, complain about the Chaplain, die in 12 seconds.	Easy to Hard	Walk through walls
	Changeling	Neurotoxin people, turn into a monkey, whine about being caught.	Hard	Depends

Special Roles
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	AI	Ignore your laws, bolt every door, save traitors.	Psychologically Devastating	Everything
64px	Cyborg	Ignore the AI, electrify all the doors.	Hard	Everything
	Monkey	Grab a laser gun and overtake the ship.	Nightmarish	Depends
64px	Ghost	Rotate chairs, Whine in deadchat, Rave about omnighosts.	None	Irrelevant

Discontinued Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Tourist	Annoy everyone.	Easy	Jack shit!
32px	Vice Officer	Bust the Botanists, Steal the stinkeye.	Medium to Hard	Security, Brig, Maintenance, Hydroponics, Medbay
32px	Mailman	Go postal.	Easy	Mailroom
32px	Atmospheric Technician	Gas everyone.	Medium to Hard	Atmospherics, Engineering, Maintenance
32px	Boxer	Beat up everyone.	Easy	Maintenance
32px	Barber	Dye the station's hair pink, slit throats with razors.	Easy	Maintenance
32px	Lawyer	Scream at Security, never run a successful trial.	Easy to Hard	Maintenance
32px	Elite Security	Where the fuck did these guys go??	Satisfying	????
32px	Clown	Tragically hilarious.	Laughable	Maintenance
32px	Head Surgeon	Scream at the A.I. to let you on the Zeta Shuttle somewhere else now, wonder what your job actually is.	Medium	Bridge, Medical Bay, Medical Research, Morgue, Genetics
32px	Chemist	Make poo pills, set yourself on fire.	Medium to Hard	Chemical Lab, Research Sector