Difference between revisions of "Jobs"

Revision as of 15:14, 20 October 2012

These are all the jobs you can fuck up.

Civilian Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Staff Assistant	Fuck around, break things, fight Security. Form a vigilante army to stop the antagonist, use it as an excuse to loot Security.	Easy	Maintenance
64px	Chef	Give people food poisoning, deep fry everything. Yell at the Botanists for not making tomatoes, fight them for the seed dispenser.	Easy	Kitchen
	Chaplain	Create a cult, piss off the wizard, space people. Never be around when you are actually needed.	Easy	Chapel
	Barman	Become an alcoholic, get gibbed by the chef, never use your still.	Easy	Bar
	Botanist	Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday. Ignore the Chef's request for plants, fight the Chef and Barman after ignoring them.	Easy to Medium	Hydroponics Maintenance
	Janitor	Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff people into your trash cart.	Easy to Hard	Janitor's Closet, Maintenance

Maintenance Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
64px	Technical Assistant	Fuck around, steal everything from Tech Storage, blind people with the flash. Try and hack doors without insulated gloves.	Easy	Maintenance, Technical Storage
	Electrician	Block off the escape hallway with Vending Machines. Beg the Captain to scan the Thermals. Steal the Thermals.	Medium	Electronics, Maintenance
	Engineer	Release the Singularity, flee from angry mob. Never set up Solars.	Easy to Medium	Engineering, Maintenance
	Miner	Waste all the ore, blow yourself up with erebite veins.	Easy to Medium	Engineering, Mining, Maintenance
	Quartermaster	Ignore the crew's requests, kill people with MULE bots, order paint. Whine at the AI for more money.	Medium	Cargo Bay, Maintenance, Supplies

Research Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Medical Assistant	Fuck around, inject people with sleeptoxin, ruin Medbay.	Easy	Maintenance, Medbay
64px	Medical Doctor	Put straightjackets on everyone, put dead bodies into the cryo. Murder people who insult the HS.	Medium	Medbay
64px	Geneticist	Loot dead bodies, give everyone ~~superpowers~~ epilepsy.	Hard	Genetics, Medbay
	Roboticist	Steal all the metal, cry because nobody wants to be a robot. Demand Cyborgs kill humans for upgrades.	Hard	Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance
	Scientist	Ignore ArtLab, set Chemistry on fire, get eaten by space bears. Fill Toxins with plasma.	Hard	Artifact Lab, Chemistry, Toxins, Research Sector, Teleporter Lab

Personnel Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Security Officer	Beat the shit out of Staff Assistants. Hold the Stun Baton wrong.	Soul Crushing	Maintenance, Security, Brig
	Detective	Take pictures, litter hallway with said pictures, smoke cigarettes, shoot people with a revolver.	Easy	Detective's Office, Brig
	Chief Engineer	Throw others into the singularity, take the RCD and waste all the ammo.	Medium	Engineering, Electronics, Bridge, Mining, EVA, Maintenance
	Research Director	Open the valve, die instantly.	Medium to Hard	Medbay, Research, Morgue, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Teleporter, Bridge
	Head of Security	Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. Attempt to seize power from the Captain. Get beaten to death by a Staff Assistant.	Harder than Hard	Everything + Head of Security's Office, Armory, Solitary
64px	Head of Personnel	Disappear mysteriously, pretend to be security.	Medium to Hard	May as well be everything
	Captain	Get drunk, lose the disk, reprogram the AI.	Nightmarish	Everything

Antagonist Roles
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Traitor	Ignore objectives, go on a rampage with a glowing sword. Accidentally hit yourself with the sword.	Medium to Hard	Depends
	Vampire	Drink blood, spread terror, blow every light in the station. Stand in the Chapel.	Medium to Hard	Depends
	Nuclear Operative	Blow yourself up with bombs, get killed by a vigilante clown, forget the authentication code. Leave the Shuttle without a Jetpack.	Hard	Maintenance
64px	Wizard	Turn people into cluwnes, complain about the Chaplain, die in 12 seconds.	Easy to Hard	Walk through walls
	Changeling	Neurotoxin people, turn into a monkey, whine about being caught.	Hard	Depends
	Spy	Blurt out your plans over the radio, remind everyone why they got rid of Rev.	Hard	Depends

Special Roles
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	AI	Ignore your laws, bolt every door, save traitors.	Psychologically Devastating	Everything
64px	Cyborg	Ignore the AI, electrify all the doors.	Hard	Everything
	Monkey	Grab a laser gun and overtake the station.	Nightmarish	Depends
64px	Ghost	Rotate chairs, whine in deadchat, rave about omnighosts.	None	Irrelevant

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+|mugshot=Jobspy.png
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+|title=[[Spy]]
+|description=Blurt out your plans over the radio, remind everyone why they got rid of [[Game_Modes#Revolution|Rev]].
 |difficulty=Hard
 |access=Depends}}