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Everyone on the station has a job, that comes with an ID and a specific amount of access to various parts of the station. This page will help you figure out what your job assignment actually means.
Start off with some Civilian jobs like the Assistant if you're new. Then once you think you know enough, make your way down the list to the more advanced jobs such as Scientists and Engineers.  


=== But wait, I'm new, what job should I pick? ===
'''REFER BACK TO THIS ARTICLE'''
'''Assistant.'''  It does not matter which kind.  Once you are in the game, wander around the station until you find a work zone where people look like they're doing something, as opposed to getting drunk or farting on people.  Then simply ask the people who are working if you can learn their job.  Most people will be delighted to teach you, but their patience may run out very quickly if you don't know the basics of the UI.  Read the [[Quickstart]] first!


== Civilian Jobs ==
As some jobs will change frequently due to addition or removal of content.
[[Staff Assistant]] Fuck around, fistfight Security(and win), run out the airlock by accident<br>
[[Chef]] Give people food poisoning/kuru<br>
[[Barman]] Spike your drinks with [[LSD]]<br>
[[Quartermaster]] Order paint<br>
[[Janitor]] Make all the floors wet<br>
[[Botanist]] Smoke a weed erryday<br>
[[Chaplain]] Fruitlessly plead at absent deities<br>


== Engineering Jobs ==
[[Technical Assistant]] Steal the flash from Tech Storage, run out the airlock by accident<br>
[[Engineer]] Release the Singularity, flee from angry mob<br>
[[Electrician]] Mass Produce Gibbers<br>
[[Miner]] Blow up erebite veins<br>
[[Chief Engineer]] Take the RCD and waste all the ammo<br>


== Research Jobs ==
These are all the jobs you can fuck up:
[[Medical Assistant]] Inject Sleep-Toxin into random people, run out the airlock by accident<br>
[[Medical Doctor]] Put dead bodies into the cryo<br>
[[Geneticist]] Loot dead bodies, Give everyone epilepsy<br>
[[Roboticist]] Steal butts from Genetics<br>
[[Scientist]] Ignore ArtLab, Set [[Chemistry]] on fire, Rob [[EVA]] with the ScienceTele<br>
[[Research Director]] Open the valve, die instantly<br>
[[Cyborg]] Go Rouge, never get upgraded <br>


== Security and Command Jobs ==
{|{{JobCat|F7F7F7|A7A7A7|F3F3F3|Civilian Jobs}}
[[Security Officer]] Beat the shit out of people<br>
[[Detective]] Smoke, drink and shoot people<br>
[[Head of Security]] Smoke, drink, and shoot Security Officers<br>
[[Head of Personnel]] Give yourself all-access, disappear mysteriously<br>
[[Captain]] Get drunk, lose the disk<br>
[[AI]] Bolt every door, save traitors<br>


== Antagonist Roles ==
{{Job
[[Traitor]] Spawn gear where someone can see you, get shot 5 minutes in<br>
|mugshot=Jobchef.png
[[Nuclear Operative]] Get that damn disk, get shot 5 minutes in<br>
|imgwidth=64
[[Spy]] Implant someone in public, get shot 5 minutes in<br>
|title=[[Chef]]
[[Wizard]] Turn people into cluwnes, get shot 5 minutes in<br>
|description=Make human burgers.
[[Changeling]] Accidentally turn into a monkey, get shot 5 minutes in<br>
|difficulty=Easy
[[Vampire]] Bite the chaplain, get shot 5 minutes in<br>
|access=[[Kitchen]]}}


== Special Roles ==
{{Job
[[Ghost]] Rotate chairs, Whine in deadchat<br>
|mugshot=Jobchap.png
[[Zombie]] Eat brains<br>
|imgwidth=64
[[Cluwne]] HONK!! HONK!!! HONK!!!!!<br>
|title=[[Chaplain]]
[[Monkey]] <br>
|description=Yell at God, piss off the wizard, space people.
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Chapel]]}}


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{{Job
[[Category:Tutorial]]
|mugshot=Jobbar.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Barman]]
|description=Become an alcoholic, get gibbed by the chef, never use your stills.
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Bar]], beer}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=botanist.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Botanist]]
|description=Grow slurrypods, smoke weed erreyday.
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|access=[[Hydroponics|Hydroponics, maaaan.]] [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Jobjan.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Janitor]]
|description=Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings.
|difficulty=Easy to Hard
|access=[[Janitor's Closet]], [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Jobass.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Assistant]]
|description=Start riots, ruin everything.
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]] Sometimes more, see Assistant page for more}}
 
|}
 
<br />
 
{|{{JobCat|FFFFC8|AAAA88|FFFFCC|Maintenance Jobs}}
 
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Jobelec.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Electrician]]
|description=Block off the escape hallway with autolathes.
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Atmospherics]], [[Engineering]], [[Electronics]], [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Jobeng.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Engineer]]
|description=Forget to start the engine, release singularity.
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|access=[[Atmospherics]], [[Engineering]], [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Jobminer.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Miner]]
|description=Waste all the ore, blow yourself up with mining charges.
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|access=[[Engineering]], [[Mining Outpost|Mining]], [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Jobqmas.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Quartermaster]]
|description=Ignore the crew's requests, kill people with MULE bots.
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Cargo Bay]],[[North Maintenance|Maint]], [[South Maintenance|enance]], Supplies}}
 
|}
 
<br />
 
{|{{JobCat|E7E7F7|8787A7|E3E3F3|Research Jobs}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Jobmed.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Medical Doctor]]
|description=Put straitjackets on everyone, drink the Cryoxadone.
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Medbay]]}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Jobgen.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Geneticist]]
|description=Turn the Captain into a monkey, give everyone <del>superpowers</del> epilepsy.
|difficulty=Hard
|access=[[Genetics]], [[Medbay]]}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Jobrob.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Roboticist]]
|description=Steal all the metal, cry because nobody wants to be a robot.
|difficulty=Hard
|access=[[Robotics]], [[Medbay]], [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Jobsci.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Scientist]]
|description=Ignore artifacts, set [[Research Sector|The Research Sector]] on fire, make poo pills, get eaten by space bears.
|difficulty=Hard
|access=[[Artifact Lab]], [[Chemical Lab]], [[Plasma Research|Toxins]], [[Research Sector]],[[Teleporter Lab|Telescience]]}}
 
|}
<br />
 
{|{{JobCat|F7E7E7|A78787|F3E3E3|Personnel Jobs}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Jobsec.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Security Officer]]
|description=Disregard EVERYTHING you learned about [[Space Law]]
|difficulty=Soul Crushing
|access=[[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]], [[Security]], [[Brig]]}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Jobdet.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Detective]]
|description=Take pictures, litter hallway with said pictures, smoke cigarettes, shoot people with a revolver.
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Detective's Office]]}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Jobceng.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Chief Engineer]]
|description=Throw [[Clown|others]] into the singularity.
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Engineering]], [[Electronics]], [[Bridge]], [[Mining Outpost|Mining]], [[EVA]]}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Jobhor.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Research Director]]
|description=Raid chemistry, blow up research, fight Ol'Harner.
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|access=[[Medbay]], [[Research Sector|Research]], [[Morgue]], [[Genetics]], [[Artifact Lab|Artifacts]], [[Plasma Research|Toxins]], [[Chemistry]], [[Teleporter Lab|Telescience]], [[Teleporter Room|Teleporter]], [[Bridge]]}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Hos2012.gif
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Head of Security]]
|description=Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place.
|difficulty=Harder than Hard
|access=More than everything}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Tipsntricks.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Head of Personnel]]
|description=Disappear mysteriously, pretend to be security.
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|access=May as well be all}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Capn2x.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Captain]]
|description=Lose your ID, space the auth disc, reprogram the AI.
|difficulty=Nightmarish
|access=Everything}}
 
|}
<br />
 
{|{{JobCat|E7F7E7|87A787|E3F3E3|Special Roles}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Fancy2x.gif
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[AI]]
|description=Ignore your laws.
|difficulty=Psychologically Devastating
|access=Everything}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=AJobcyborg.gif
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Cyborg]]
|description=Ignore the AI, electrify all the doors.
|difficulty=Hard
|access=Everything}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Joboper.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Operative]]
|description=Blow yourself up with bombs, get killed by a vigilante clown, forget the authentication code.
|difficulty=Hard
|access=[[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Jobwiz.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Wizard]]
|description=Instagib people, complain about the chaplain, die in 12 seconds.
|difficulty=Easy to Hard
|access=Walk through walls}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Jobmonkey.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Monkey]]
|description=Grab a laser gun and overtake the ship.
|difficulty=Nightmarish
|access=Depends}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Jobghost.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Ghost]]
|description=Rotate chairs, rave about omnighosts
|difficulty=None
|access=Irrelevant}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=dracula.png
|imgwidth=32
|title=[[Vampire]]
|description=Drink blood, spread terror, blow every light in the station.
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|access=Depends}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Changeling.png
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Changeling]]
|description=Neurotoxin people, turn into a monkey, whine about being caught.
|difficulty=Hard
|access=Depends}}
|}
 
 
{|{{JobCat|CCCCCC|333333|EE2222|Discontinued Jobs}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=JobTourist.png
|imgwidth=32
|title=[[Tourist]]
|description=Annoy everyone.
|difficulty=Easy
|access=Jack shit!}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Vice.png
|imgwidth=32
|title=[[Vice Officer]]
|description=Bust the Botanists, Steal the stinkeye.
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|access=[[Security]], [[Brig]], [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]], [[Hydroponics]], [[Medbay]]}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Mailman.png
|imgwidth=32
|title=[[Mailman]]
|description=Go postal.
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Mailroom]]}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Jobatmo.png
|imgwidth=32
|title=[[Atmospheric Technician]]
|description=Gas everyone.
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|access=[[Atmospherics]], [[Engineering]], [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Jobboxer.png
|imgwidth=32
|title=[[Boxer]]
|description=Beat up everyone.
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Barber.gif
|imgwidth=32
|title=[[Barber]]
|description=Dye the station's hair pink, slit throats with razors.
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=lawyer.png
|imgwidth=32
|title=[[Lawyer]]
|description=Scream at Security, never run a <del>successful</del> trial.
|difficulty=Easy to Hard
|access=[[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Jobturdcom.png
|imgwidth=32
|title=[[Elite Security]]
|description=Where the fuck did these guys go??
|difficulty=Satisfying
|access=????}}
 
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Jobclwn.png
|imgwidth=32
|title=[[Clown]]
|description=Tragically hilarious.
|difficulty=Laughable
|access=[[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
 
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Head_Surgeon_Edit.png
|imgwidth=32
|title=[[Head Surgeon]]
|description=Scream at the A.I. to let you on the <del>Zeta Shuttle</del> somewhere else now, wonder what your job actually is.
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Bridge]], [[Medical Bay]], [[Medical Research]], [[Morgue]], [[Genetics]]}}
 
{{Job
|mugshot=Jobchem.png
|imgwidth=32
|title=[[Chemist]]
|description=Make poo pills, set yourself on fire.
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|access=[[Chemical Lab]], [[Research Sector]]}}
|}
<br />
 
 
 
<br />
[[Category:Jobs]]

Revision as of 05:21, 13 September 2012

Start off with some Civilian jobs like the Assistant if you're new. Then once you think you know enough, make your way down the list to the more advanced jobs such as Scientists and Engineers.

REFER BACK TO THIS ARTICLE

As some jobs will change frequently due to addition or removal of content.


These are all the jobs you can fuck up:

Civilian Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
64px Chef Make human burgers. Easy Kitchen
Jobchap.png Chaplain Yell at God, piss off the wizard, space people. Easy Chapel
Jobbar.png Barman Become an alcoholic, get gibbed by the chef, never use your stills. Easy Bar, beer
Botanist.png Botanist Grow slurrypods, smoke weed erreyday. Easy to Medium Hydroponics, maaaan. Maintenance
Jobjan.png Janitor Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Easy to Hard Janitor's Closet, Maintenance
Jobass.png Assistant Start riots, ruin everything. Easy Maintenance Sometimes more, see Assistant page for more


Maintenance Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access


Jobelec.png Electrician Block off the escape hallway with autolathes. Medium Atmospherics, Engineering, Electronics, Maintenance
Jobeng.png Engineer Forget to start the engine, release singularity. Easy to Medium Atmospherics, Engineering, Maintenance
Jobminer.png Miner Waste all the ore, blow yourself up with mining charges. Easy to Medium Engineering, Mining, Maintenance
Jobqmas.png Quartermaster Ignore the crew's requests, kill people with MULE bots. Medium Cargo Bay,Maint, enance, Supplies


Research Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
64px Medical Doctor Put straitjackets on everyone, drink the Cryoxadone. Medium Medbay
64px Geneticist Turn the Captain into a monkey, give everyone superpowers epilepsy. Hard Genetics, Medbay
Jobrob.png Roboticist Steal all the metal, cry because nobody wants to be a robot. Hard Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance
Jobsci.png Scientist Ignore artifacts, set The Research Sector on fire, make poo pills, get eaten by space bears. Hard Artifact Lab, Chemical Lab, Toxins, Research Sector,Telescience


Personnel Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Jobsec.png Security Officer Disregard EVERYTHING you learned about Space Law Soul Crushing Maintenance, Security, Brig
Jobdet.png Detective Take pictures, litter hallway with said pictures, smoke cigarettes, shoot people with a revolver. Easy Detective's Office
Jobceng.png Chief Engineer Throw others into the singularity. Medium Engineering, Electronics, Bridge, Mining, EVA
Jobhor.png Research Director Raid chemistry, blow up research, fight Ol'Harner. Medium to Hard Medbay, Research, Morgue, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Teleporter, Bridge
Hos2012.gif Head of Security Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. Harder than Hard More than everything
64px Head of Personnel Disappear mysteriously, pretend to be security. Medium to Hard May as well be all
Capn2x.png Captain Lose your ID, space the auth disc, reprogram the AI. Nightmarish Everything


Special Roles
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Fancy2x.gif AI Ignore your laws. Psychologically Devastating Everything
64px Cyborg Ignore the AI, electrify all the doors. Hard Everything
Joboper.png Operative Blow yourself up with bombs, get killed by a vigilante clown, forget the authentication code. Hard Maintenance
64px Wizard Instagib people, complain about the chaplain, die in 12 seconds. Easy to Hard Walk through walls
Jobmonkey.png Monkey Grab a laser gun and overtake the ship. Nightmarish Depends
64px Ghost Rotate chairs, rave about omnighosts None Irrelevant
Dracula.png Vampire Drink blood, spread terror, blow every light in the station. Medium to Hard Depends
Changeling.png Changeling Neurotoxin people, turn into a monkey, whine about being caught. Hard Depends


Discontinued Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
JobTourist.png Tourist Annoy everyone. Easy Jack shit!
32px Vice Officer Bust the Botanists, Steal the stinkeye. Medium to Hard Security, Brig, Maintenance, Hydroponics, Medbay
32px Mailman Go postal. Easy Mailroom
32px Atmospheric Technician Gas everyone. Medium to Hard Atmospherics, Engineering, Maintenance
32px Boxer Beat up everyone. Easy Maintenance
32px Barber Dye the station's hair pink, slit throats with razors. Easy Maintenance
32px Lawyer Scream at Security, never run a successful trial. Easy to Hard Maintenance
32px Elite Security Where the fuck did these guys go?? Satisfying ????


32px Clown Tragically hilarious. Laughable Maintenance


32px Head Surgeon Scream at the A.I. to let you on the Zeta Shuttle somewhere else now, wonder what your job actually is. Medium Bridge, Medical Bay, Medical Research, Morgue, Genetics
32px Chemist Make poo pills, set yourself on fire. Medium to Hard Chemical Lab, Research Sector