Jobs

These are all the jobs you can fuck up choose.

Civilian Jobs

These are jobs that contribute to the crew's overall performance and efficiency.

Civilian Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Staff Assistant	Fight everyone, ruin everything.	Easy	Maintenance
64px	Chef	Shout indecipherable gibberish. Fight the Botanists over tomatos.	Easy	Kitchen
	Chaplain	Fart on your bible. Never be around when you are actually needed.	Easy	Chapel
	Barman	Get drunk, try to shoot the bar patrons with your revolver. Get subsequently looted.	Easy	Bar
	Botanist	Grow slurrypods, smoke weed erreyday. Ignore the Chef, chainsaw yourself.	Easy to Medium	Hydroponics Maintenance
	Janitor	Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff everything into your trash cart.	Easy to Hard	Janitor's Closet, Maintenance

Maintenance Jobs

These jobs are charged with station upkeep and engineering support.

Maintenance Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Mechanic	Ask nicely to scan the Thermals, then run off. Suffocate while building a pod.	Medium	Electronics, Maintenance, Hack into everything
	Engineer	Use up all the plasma immediately, die in an explosion. Refuse to fix anything.	Easy to Medium	Engineering, Maintenance
	Miner	Completely ignore the asteroid field, fuck off into space. Run out of air.	Easy to Medium	Engineering, Mining, Maintenance
	Quartermaster	Buy bees and booze, except when people ask you to. Ride the mail system.	Medium	Cargo Bay, Maintenance, Supplies

Research Jobs

These jobs are charged with researching new, exciting technologies and breakthroughs as well as providing medical treatment.

Research Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
64px	Medical Doctor	Never heal anyone, whine when people take Medkits. Break into Chemistry.	Medium	Medbay, Maintenance
64px	Geneticist	Ask for volunteers, mutate them into epileptic elvis. Never clone anyone. Get bombed in about 8 minutes.	Hard	Genetics, Maintenance, Medbay
	Roboticist	Steal all the butts. Cry because nobody wants to be a cyborg.	Medium	Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance
	Scientist	Ignore the Artifact Lab. Start a Telescience expedition, drain all the power.	Hard	Artifact Lab, Chemistry, Toxins, Research Sector, Pathology, Teleporter Lab

Personnel Jobs

These jobs are the administration of the station. They manage the station and ensure everyone is safe and productive.

Personnel Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Security Officer	Beat the utter shit out of the Janitor. Imprison yourself in the Gen Pop.	Soul Crushing	Maintenance, Security, Brig
	Detective	Get drunk. Take photos. Turn up dead and naked 20 minutes later.	Easy	Detective's Office, Brig
	Chief Engineer	Realize you have no clue how to start the engine, die in a fire.	Medium	Engineering, Electronics, Bridge, Mining, EVA, Maintenance
	Medical Director	Get less respect than a cardboard box. Remove limbs for money. Look for your office.	Medium	Medbay, Genetics, Pathology, Robotics, Bridge
	Research Director	Complain about not having your bomb, try and pick a fight with Heisenbee.	Medium to Hard	Medbay, Research, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Pathology, Teleporter, Bridge
	Head of Security	Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place.	Harder than Hard	Everything + Head of Security's Office, Armory, Solitary
64px	Head of Personnel	Steal a Space Suit one minute into the shift. Disappear forever.	Medium to Hard	Make your own ID
	Captain	Get drunk, reprogram the AI into a dog. Throw the authentication disk at the Syndicates.	Nightmarish	Everything

Antagonist Roles

These are the enemies of the station. They commit murder and outrageous acts of violence against the crew.

Antagonist Roles
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Traitor	Buy a glowy sword. Hit yourself with the glowy sword.	Medium to Hard	Depends on job
	Vampire	Stand in the Chapel.	Medium to Hard	Depends on job
	Nuclear Operative	Speak over the radio two minutes in. Leave the shuttle without a breath mask.	Hard	Maintenance
64px	Wizard	Run around trying to kill everyone, get electrocuted by the AI. Whine, respawn, repeat.	Easy to Hard	Walk through walls
	Changeling	Go to Ice Moon to be "The Thing". Fall off a cliff and get eaten by wendigos.	Hard	Depends on job
	Spy	Lose your PDA, implant braindead people. Remind everyone why they got rid of Rev.	Hard	Depends on job
	Gangster	Join the gang with the coolest hats. Get murdered by the biggest gang. Never tag anything.	Hard	Depends on job
	Gang leader	Spawn your closet where no one can find it. Lose control of your gang. Piss off the civilians. Get murdered by everyone.	Nightmarish	Depends on job

Special Roles

Specialist roles for players.

Special Roles
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
64px	AI	Get bored. Open doors. Turn the airbridges off.	Psychologically Devastating	Everything
64px	Cyborg	Ignore the AI, play dress-up. Write "fart" in tiles at escape, run out of power.	Hard	Everything
	Monkey	Become the Chef's assistant. Get put on the spike for burger-cake.	Nightmarish	Depends, walk under tables
	Ghost	Rotate chairs, whine in deadchat, rave about omnighosts.	Spooky	Irrelevant
	Zombie	Moan for brains over the radio. Get beaten to death by a mob.	Apocalyptic	Varied
	Cluwne	Get used like a punching bag. Get punished further for spamming.	Horrifying	Removed