Difference between revisions of "Jobs"

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|title=[[Chef]]
|title=[[Chef]]
|description=Make human burgers.
|description=Give people food poisoning/kuru.
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Kitchen]]}}
|access=[[Kitchen]]}}
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|title=[[Chaplain]]
|title=[[Chaplain]]
|description=Yell at God, piss off the wizard, space people.
|description=Fruitlessly plead at absent deities, piss off the wizard, space people.
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Chapel]]}}
|access=[[Chapel]]}}
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|title=[[Botanist]]
|title=[[Botanist]]
|description=Grow slurrypods, smoke weed erreyday.
|description=Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday.
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|access=[[Hydroponics|Hydroponics, maaaan.]] [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
|access=[[Hydroponics|Hydroponics, maaaan.]] [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
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|title=[[Electrician]]
|title=[[Electrician]]
|description=Block off the escape hallway with autolathes.
|description=Block off the escape hallway with Gibbers.
|difficulty=Medium
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Atmospherics]], [[Engineering]], [[Electronics]], [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
|access=[[Atmospherics]], [[Engineering]], [[Electronics]], [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
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|title=[[Engineer]]
|title=[[Engineer]]
|description=Forget to start the engine, release singularity.
|description=Release the Singularity, flee from angry mob.
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|access=[[Atmospherics]], [[Engineering]], [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
|access=[[Atmospherics]], [[Engineering]], [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
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|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Miner]]
|title=[[Miner]]
|description=Waste all the ore, blow yourself up with mining charges.
|description=Waste all the ore, blow yourself up with erebite veins.
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|access=[[Engineering]], [[Mining Outpost|Mining]], [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
|access=[[Engineering]], [[Mining Outpost|Mining]], [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
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|title=[[Quartermaster]]
|title=[[Quartermaster]]
|description=Ignore the crew's requests, kill people with MULE bots.
|description=Ignore the crew's requests, kill people with MULE bots, Order paint.
|difficulty=Medium
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Cargo Bay]],[[North Maintenance|Maint]], [[South Maintenance|enance]], Supplies}}
|access=[[Cargo Bay]],[[North Maintenance|Maint]], [[South Maintenance|enance]], Supplies}}
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|title=[[Medical Doctor]]
|title=[[Medical Doctor]]
|description=Put straitjackets on everyone, drink the Cryoxadone.
|description=Put straightjackets on everyone, Put dead bodies into the cryo.
|difficulty=Medium
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Medbay]]}}
|access=[[Medbay]]}}
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|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Geneticist]]
|title=[[Geneticist]]
|description=Turn the Captain into a monkey, give everyone <del>superpowers</del> epilepsy.
|description=Loot dead bodies, Give everyone epilepsy.
|difficulty=Hard
|difficulty=Hard
|access=[[Genetics]], [[Medbay]]}}
|access=[[Genetics]], [[Medbay]]}}
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|title=[[Roboticist]]
|title=[[Roboticist]]
|description=Steal all the metal, cry because nobody wants to be a robot.
|description=Steal all the metal, Steal bodies from Genetics.
|difficulty=Hard
|difficulty=Hard
|access=[[Robotics]], [[Medbay]], [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
|access=[[Robotics]], [[Medbay]], [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
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|title=[[Scientist]]
|title=[[Scientist]]
|description=Ignore artifacts, set [[Research Sector|The Research Sector]] on fire, make poo pills, get eaten by space bears.
|description=Ignore ArtLab, Set [[Chemistry]] on fire, Eaten by space bears.
|difficulty=Hard
|difficulty=Hard
|access=[[Artifact Lab]], [[Chemical Lab]], [[Plasma Research|Toxins]], [[Research Sector]],[[Teleporter Lab|Telescience]]}}
|access=[[Artifact Lab]], [[Chemical Lab]], [[Plasma Research|Toxins]], [[Research Sector]],[[Teleporter Lab|Telescience]]}}
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|title=[[Security Officer]]
|title=[[Security Officer]]
|description=Disregard EVERYTHING you learned about [[Space Law]]
|description=Beat the shit out of [[Assistants]].
|difficulty=Soul Crushing
|difficulty=Soul Crushing
|access=[[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]], [[Security]], [[Brig]]}}
|access=[[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]], [[Security]], [[Brig]]}}
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|title=[[Detective]]
|title=[[Detective]]
|description=Take pictures, litter hallway with said pictures, smoke cigarettes, shoot people with a revolver.
|description=Smoke, drink and shoot people.
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Detective's Office]]}}
|access=[[Detective's Office]]}}
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|title=[[Chief Engineer]]
|title=[[Chief Engineer]]
|description=Throw [[Clown|others]] into the singularity.
|description=Throw [[Clown|others]] into the singularity, Take the RCD and waste all the ammo.
|difficulty=Medium
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Engineering]], [[Electronics]], [[Bridge]], [[Mining Outpost|Mining]], [[EVA]]}}
|access=[[Engineering]], [[Electronics]], [[Bridge]], [[Mining Outpost|Mining]], [[EVA]]}}
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|title=[[Research Director]]
|title=[[Research Director]]
|description=Raid chemistry, blow up research, fight Ol'Harner.
|description=Open the valve, die instantly.
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|access=[[Medbay]], [[Research Sector|Research]], [[Morgue]], [[Genetics]], [[Artifact Lab|Artifacts]], [[Plasma Research|Toxins]], [[Chemistry]], [[Teleporter Lab|Telescience]], [[Teleporter Room|Teleporter]], [[Bridge]]}}
|access=[[Medbay]], [[Research Sector|Research]], [[Morgue]], [[Genetics]], [[Artifact Lab|Artifacts]], [[Plasma Research|Toxins]], [[Chemistry]], [[Teleporter Lab|Telescience]], [[Teleporter Room|Teleporter]], [[Bridge]]}}
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|title=[[Head of Security]]
|title=[[Head of Security]]
|description=Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place.
|description=Smoke, drink, and shoot Security Officers.
|difficulty=Harder than Hard
|difficulty=Harder than Hard
|access=More than everything}}
|access=More than everything}}
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|title=[[Captain]]
|title=[[Captain]]
|description=Lose your ID, space the auth disc, reprogram the AI.
|description=Get drunk, lose the disk, reprogram the AI.
|difficulty=Nightmarish
|difficulty=Nightmarish
|access=Everything}}
|access=Everything}}
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|title=[[AI]]
|title=[[AI]]
|description=Ignore your laws.
|description=Bolt every door, save traitors
|difficulty=Psychologically Devastating
|difficulty=Psychologically Devastating
|access=Everything}}
|access=Everything}}
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|title=[[Nuclear Operative]]
|title=[[Nuclear Operative]]
|description=Blow yourself up with bombs, get killed by a vigilante clown, forget the authentication code.
|description=Forget the authentication code, get shot 5 minutes in.
|difficulty=Hard
|difficulty=Hard
|access=[[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
|access=[[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
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|title=[[Wizard]]
|title=[[Wizard]]
|description=Instagib people, complain about the chaplain, die in 12 seconds.
|description=Turn people into [[cluwnes]],, Complain about the [[Chaplain]], Get shot 5 minutes in
|difficulty=Easy to Hard
|difficulty=Easy to Hard
|access=Walk through walls}}
|access=Walk through walls}}
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|title=[[Ghost]]
|title=[[Ghost]]
|description=Rotate chairs, rave about omnighosts
|description=Rotate chairs, Whine in deadchat, Rave about omnighosts.
|difficulty=None
|difficulty=None
|access=Irrelevant}}
|access=Irrelevant}}
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|title=[[Vampire]]
|title=[[Vampire]]
|description=Drink blood, spread terror, blow every light in the station.
|description=Bite the chaplain, get shot 5 minutes in.
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|access=Depends}}
|access=Depends}}
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|title=[[Changeling]]
|title=[[Changeling]]
|description=Neurotoxin people, turn into a monkey, whine about being caught.
|description=Acid spit in public, Accidentally turn into a monkey, get shot 5 minutes in
|difficulty=Hard
|difficulty=Hard
|access=Depends}}
|access=Depends}}

Revision as of 06:35, 13 September 2012

Start off with some Civilian jobs like the Assistant if you're new. Then once you think you know enough, make your way down the list to the more advanced jobs such as Scientists and Engineers.

REFER BACK TO THIS ARTICLE

As some jobs will change frequently due to addition or removal of content.


These are all the jobs you can fuck up:

Civilian Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
64px Chef Give people food poisoning/kuru. Easy Kitchen
Jobchap.png Chaplain Fruitlessly plead at absent deities, piss off the wizard, space people. Easy Chapel
Jobbar.png Barman Become an alcoholic, get gibbed by the chef, never use your stills. Easy Bar, beer
Botanist.png Botanist Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday. Easy to Medium Hydroponics, maaaan. Maintenance
Jobjan.png Janitor Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Easy to Hard Janitor's Closet, Maintenance


Maintenance Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access


Jobelec.png Electrician Block off the escape hallway with Gibbers. Medium Atmospherics, Engineering, Electronics, Maintenance
Jobeng.png Engineer Release the Singularity, flee from angry mob. Easy to Medium Atmospherics, Engineering, Maintenance
Jobminer.png Miner Waste all the ore, blow yourself up with erebite veins. Easy to Medium Engineering, Mining, Maintenance
Jobqmas.png Quartermaster Ignore the crew's requests, kill people with MULE bots, Order paint. Medium Cargo Bay,Maint, enance, Supplies


Research Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
64px Medical Doctor Put straightjackets on everyone, Put dead bodies into the cryo. Medium Medbay
64px Geneticist Loot dead bodies, Give everyone epilepsy. Hard Genetics, Medbay
Jobrob.png Roboticist Steal all the metal, Steal bodies from Genetics. Hard Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance
Jobsci.png Scientist Ignore ArtLab, Set Chemistry on fire, Eaten by space bears. Hard Artifact Lab, Chemical Lab, Toxins, Research Sector,Telescience


Personnel Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Jobsec.png Security Officer Beat the shit out of Assistants. Soul Crushing Maintenance, Security, Brig
Jobdet.png Detective Smoke, drink and shoot people. Easy Detective's Office
Jobceng.png Chief Engineer Throw others into the singularity, Take the RCD and waste all the ammo. Medium Engineering, Electronics, Bridge, Mining, EVA
Jobhor.png Research Director Open the valve, die instantly. Medium to Hard Medbay, Research, Morgue, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Teleporter, Bridge
Hos2012.gif Head of Security Smoke, drink, and shoot Security Officers. Harder than Hard More than everything
64px Head of Personnel Disappear mysteriously, pretend to be security. Medium to Hard May as well be all
Capn2x.png Captain Get drunk, lose the disk, reprogram the AI. Nightmarish Everything


Special Roles
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Fancy2x.gif AI Bolt every door, save traitors Psychologically Devastating Everything
64px Cyborg Ignore the AI, electrify all the doors. Hard Everything
Joboper.png Nuclear Operative Forget the authentication code, get shot 5 minutes in. Hard Maintenance
64px Wizard Turn people into cluwnes,, Complain about the Chaplain, Get shot 5 minutes in Easy to Hard Walk through walls
Jobmonkey.png Monkey Grab a laser gun and overtake the ship. Nightmarish Depends
64px Ghost Rotate chairs, Whine in deadchat, Rave about omnighosts. None Irrelevant
Dracula.png Vampire Bite the chaplain, get shot 5 minutes in. Medium to Hard Depends
Changeling.png Changeling Acid spit in public, Accidentally turn into a monkey, get shot 5 minutes in Hard Depends


Discontinued Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
JobTourist.png Tourist Annoy everyone. Easy Jack shit!
32px Vice Officer Bust the Botanists, Steal the stinkeye. Medium to Hard Security, Brig, Maintenance, Hydroponics, Medbay
32px Mailman Go postal. Easy Mailroom
32px Atmospheric Technician Gas everyone. Medium to Hard Atmospherics, Engineering, Maintenance
32px Boxer Beat up everyone. Easy Maintenance
32px Barber Dye the station's hair pink, slit throats with razors. Easy Maintenance
32px Lawyer Scream at Security, never run a successful trial. Easy to Hard Maintenance
32px Elite Security Where the fuck did these guys go?? Satisfying ????


32px Clown Tragically hilarious. Laughable Maintenance


32px Head Surgeon Scream at the A.I. to let you on the Zeta Shuttle somewhere else now, wonder what your job actually is. Medium Bridge, Medical Bay, Medical Research, Morgue, Genetics
32px Chemist Make poo pills, set yourself on fire. Medium to Hard Chemical Lab, Research Sector




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