Jobs

Start off with some Civilian jobs like the Assistant if you're new. Then once you think you know enough, make your way down the list to the more advanced jobs such as Scientists and Engineers.

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As some jobs will change frequently due to addition or removal of content.

These are all the jobs you can fuck up:

Civilian Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
File:Jobchef.png	Chef	Make human burgers.	Easy	Kitchen
	Chaplain	Yell at God, piss off the wizard, space people.	Easy	Chapel
	Barman	Become an alcoholic, get gibbed by the chef, never use your stills.	Easy	Bar, beer
	Botanist	Grow slurrypods, smoke weed erreyday.	Easy to Medium	Hydroponics, maaaan. Maintenance
	Janitor	Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings.	Easy to Hard	Janitor's Closet, Maintenance

Maintenance Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Electrician	Block off the escape hallway with autolathes.	Medium	Atmospherics, Engineering, Electronics, Maintenance
	Engineer	Forget to start the engine, release singularity.	Easy to Medium	Atmospherics, Engineering, Maintenance
	Miner	Waste all the ore, blow yourself up with mining charges.	Easy to Medium	Engineering, Mining, Maintenance
	Quartermaster	Ignore the crew's requests, kill people with MULE bots.	Medium	Cargo Bay,Maint, enance, Supplies

Research Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
File:Jobmed.png	Medical Doctor	Put straitjackets on everyone, drink the Cryoxadone.	Medium	Medbay
File:Jobgen.png	Geneticist	Turn the Captain into a monkey, give everyone superpowers epilepsy.	Hard	Genetics, Medbay
	Roboticist	Steal all the metal, cry because nobody wants to be a robot.	Hard	Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance
	Scientist	Ignore artifacts, set The Research Sector on fire, make poo pills, get eaten by space bears.	Hard	Artifact Lab, Chemical Lab, Toxins, Research Sector,Telescience

Personnel Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Security Officer	Disregard EVERYTHING you learned about Space Law	Soul Crushing	Maintenance, Security, Brig
	Detective	Take pictures, litter hallway with said pictures, smoke cigarettes, shoot people with a revolver.	Easy	Detective's Office
	Chief Engineer	Throw others into the singularity.	Medium	Engineering, Electronics, Bridge, Mining, EVA
	Research Director	Raid chemistry, blow up research, fight Ol'Harner.	Medium to Hard	Medbay, Research, Morgue, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Teleporter, Bridge
	Head of Security	Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place.	Harder than Hard	More than everything
File:Tipsntricks.png	Head of Personnel	Disappear mysteriously, pretend to be security.	Medium to Hard	May as well be all
	Captain	Lose your ID, space the auth disc, reprogram the AI.	Nightmarish	Everything

Special Roles
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	AI	Ignore your laws.	Psychologically Devastating	Everything
File:AJobcyborg.gif	Cyborg	Ignore the AI, electrify all the doors.	Hard	Everything
	Nuclear Operative	Blow yourself up with bombs, get killed by a vigilante clown, forget the authentication code.	Hard	Maintenance
File:Jobwiz.png	Wizard	Instagib people, complain about the chaplain, die in 12 seconds.	Easy to Hard	Walk through walls
	Monkey	Grab a laser gun and overtake the ship.	Nightmarish	Depends
File:Jobghost.png	Ghost	Rotate chairs, rave about omnighosts	None	Irrelevant
	Vampire	Drink blood, spread terror, blow every light in the station.	Medium to Hard	Depends
	Changeling	Neurotoxin people, turn into a monkey, whine about being caught.	Hard	Depends

Discontinued Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Tourist	Annoy everyone.	Easy	Jack shit!
File:Vice.png	Vice Officer	Bust the Botanists, Steal the stinkeye.	Medium to Hard	Security, Brig, Maintenance, Hydroponics, Medbay
File:Mailman.png	Mailman	Go postal.	Easy	Mailroom
File:Jobatmo.png	Atmospheric Technician	Gas everyone.	Medium to Hard	Atmospherics, Engineering, Maintenance
File:Jobboxer.png	Boxer	Beat up everyone.	Easy	Maintenance
File:Barber.gif	Barber	Dye the station's hair pink, slit throats with razors.	Easy	Maintenance
File:Lawyer.png	Lawyer	Scream at Security, never run a successful trial.	Easy to Hard	Maintenance
File:Jobturdcom.png	Elite Security	Where the fuck did these guys go??	Satisfying	????
File:Jobclwn.png	Clown	Tragically hilarious.	Laughable	Maintenance
File:Head Surgeon Edit.png	Head Surgeon	Scream at the A.I. to let you on the Zeta Shuttle somewhere else now, wonder what your job actually is.	Medium	Bridge, Medical Bay, Medical Research, Morgue, Genetics
File:Jobchem.png	Chemist	Make poo pills, set yourself on fire.	Medium to Hard	Chemical Lab, Research Sector