Difference between revisions of "Jobs"

From Space Station 13 Wiki
Jump to navigation Jump to search
m (Added a little more to the descriptions of certain jobs.)
Line 8: Line 8:
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Staff Assistant]]
|title=[[Staff Assistant]]
|description=Fuck around, break things, fight Security
|description=Fuck around, break things, fight Security. Form a vigilante army to stop the antagonist, use it as an excuse to loot [[Security]].
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Maintenance]]}}
|access=[[Maintenance]]}}
Line 16: Line 16:
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Chef]]
|title=[[Chef]]
|description=Give people food poisoning, deep fry everything.
|description=Give people food poisoning, deep fry everything. Yell at the Botanists for not making tomatoes,fight them for the seed dispenser.
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Kitchen]]}}
|access=[[Kitchen]]}}
Line 24: Line 24:
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Chaplain]]
|title=[[Chaplain]]
|description=Create a cult, piss off the wizard, space people.
|description=Create a cult, piss off the wizard, space people. Never be around when you are actually needed.
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Chapel]]}}
|access=[[Chapel]]}}
Line 32: Line 32:
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Barman]]
|title=[[Barman]]
|description=Become an alcoholic, get gibbed by the chef, never use your stills.  
|description=Become an alcoholic, get gibbed by the chef, never use your still.
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Bar]]}}
|access=[[Bar]]}}
Line 40: Line 40:
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Botanist]]
|title=[[Botanist]]
|description=Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday.
|description=Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday. Ignore the Chef's request for plants, fight the Chef and Barman after ignoring them.
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|access=[[Hydroponics|Hydroponics]] [[Maintenance]]}}
|access=[[Hydroponics|Hydroponics]] [[Maintenance]]}}
Line 48: Line 48:
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Janitor]]
|title=[[Janitor]]
|description=Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings.
|description=Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff people into your trash cart.
|difficulty=Easy to Hard
|difficulty=Easy to Hard
|access=[[Janitor's Closet]], [[Maintenance]]}}
|access=[[Janitor's Closet]], [[Maintenance]]}}
Line 64: Line 64:
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Technical Assistant]]
|title=[[Technical Assistant]]
|description=Fuck around, steal everything from Tech Storage, blind people with the flash
|description=Fuck around, steal everything from Tech Storage, blind people with the flash. Try and hack doors with insulated gloves.
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Maintenance]], [[Technical Storage]]}}
|access=[[Maintenance]], [[Technical Storage]]}}
Line 81: Line 81:
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Engineer]]
|title=[[Engineer]]
|description=Release the Singularity, flee from angry mob.
|description=Release the Singularity, flee from angry mob. Never set up Solars.
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|access=[[Engineering]], [[Maintenance]]}}
|access=[[Engineering]], [[Maintenance]]}}
Line 97: Line 97:
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Quartermaster]]
|title=[[Quartermaster]]
|description=Ignore the crew's requests, kill people with MULE bots, order paint.
|description=Ignore the crew's requests, kill people with MULE bots, order paint. Whine at the AI for more money.
|difficulty=Medium
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Cargo Bay]], [[Maintenance]], Supplies}}
|access=[[Cargo Bay]], [[Maintenance]], Supplies}}
Line 119: Line 119:
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Medical Doctor]]
|title=[[Medical Doctor]]
|description=Put straightjackets on everyone, Put dead bodies into the cryo.
|description=Put straightjackets on everyone, Put dead bodies into the cryo. Murder people who insult the HS.
|difficulty=Medium
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Medbay]]}}
|access=[[Medbay]]}}
Line 135: Line 135:
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Roboticist]]
|title=[[Roboticist]]
|description=Steal all the metal, cry because nobody wants to be a robot.
|description=Steal all the metal, cry because nobody wants to be a robot. Demand Cyborgs kill humans for upgrades.
|difficulty=Hard
|difficulty=Hard
|access=[[Robotics]], [[Medbay]], [[Maintenance]]}}
|access=[[Robotics]], [[Medbay]], [[Maintenance]]}}
Line 143: Line 143:
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Scientist]]
|title=[[Scientist]]
|description=Ignore ArtLab, Set [[Chemistry]] on fire, Eaten by space bears.
|description=Ignore ArtLab, Set [[Chemistry]] on fire, Eaten by space bears. Fill Toxins with plasma.
|difficulty=Hard
|difficulty=Hard
|access=[[Artifact Lab]], [[Chemistry]], [[Toxins]], [[Research Sector]], [[Teleporter Lab]]}}
|access=[[Artifact Lab]], [[Chemistry]], [[Toxins]], [[Research Sector]], [[Teleporter Lab]]}}
Line 156: Line 156:
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Security Officer]]
|title=[[Security Officer]]
|description=Beat the shit out of [[Assistants]].
|description=Beat the shit out of [[Staff Assistants]]. Hold the Stun Baton wrong.
|difficulty=Soul Crushing
|difficulty=Soul Crushing
|access=[[Maintenance]], [[Security]], [[Brig]]}}
|access=[[Maintenance]], [[Security]], [[Brig]]}}
Line 188: Line 188:
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Head of Security]]
|title=[[Head of Security]]
|description=Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place.
|description=Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. Attempt to seize power from the Captain. Get beaten to death by a Staff Assistant.
|difficulty=Harder than Hard
|difficulty=Harder than Hard
|access=Everything + [[Security#Head of Security's Office|Head of Security's Office]], [[Security#Armory|Armory]], [[Security#Solitary Confinement|Solitary]]}}
|access=Everything + [[Security#Head of Security's Office|Head of Security's Office]], [[Security#Armory|Armory]], [[Security#Solitary Confinement|Solitary]]}}
Line 217: Line 217:
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Traitor]]
|title=[[Traitor]]
|description=Ignore objectives, go on a rampage with a glowing sword.
|description=Ignore objectives, go on a rampage with a glowing sword. Accidentally hit yourself with the sword.
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|access=Depends}}
|access=Depends}}
Line 225: Line 225:
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Vampire]]
|title=[[Vampire]]
|description=Drink blood, spread terror, blow every light in the station.
|description=Drink blood, spread terror, blow every light in the station. Stand in the Chapel.
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|access=Depends}}
|access=Depends}}
Line 233: Line 233:
|imgwidth=64
|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Nuclear Operative]]
|title=[[Nuclear Operative]]
|description=Blow yourself up with bombs, get killed by a vigilante clown, forget the authentication code.
|description=Blow yourself up with bombs, get killed by a vigilante clown, forget the authentication code.Leave the Shuttle without a Jetpack.
|difficulty=Hard
|difficulty=Hard
|access=[[Maintenance]]}}
|access=[[Maintenance]]}}

Revision as of 03:53, 12 October 2012

These are all the jobs you can fuck up.

Civilian Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access


Jobass.png Staff Assistant Fuck around, break things, fight Security. Form a vigilante army to stop the antagonist, use it as an excuse to loot Security. Easy Maintenance
64px Chef Give people food poisoning, deep fry everything. Yell at the Botanists for not making tomatoes,fight them for the seed dispenser. Easy Kitchen
Jobchap.png Chaplain Create a cult, piss off the wizard, space people. Never be around when you are actually needed. Easy Chapel
Jobbar.png Barman Become an alcoholic, get gibbed by the chef, never use your still. Easy Bar
Botanist.png Botanist Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday. Ignore the Chef's request for plants, fight the Chef and Barman after ignoring them. Easy to Medium Hydroponics Maintenance
Jobjan.png Janitor Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff people into your trash cart. Easy to Hard Janitor's Closet, Maintenance


Maintenance Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access


64px Technical Assistant Fuck around, steal everything from Tech Storage, blind people with the flash. Try and hack doors with insulated gloves. Easy Maintenance, Technical Storage


Jobelec.png Electrician Block off the escape hallway with Vending Machines.Beg the Captain to scan the Thermals. Steal the Thermals. Medium Electronics, Maintenance
Jobeng.png Engineer Release the Singularity, flee from angry mob. Never set up Solars. Easy to Medium Engineering, Maintenance
Jobminer.png Miner Waste all the ore, blow yourself up with erebite veins. Easy to Medium Engineering, Mining, Maintenance
Jobqmas.png Quartermaster Ignore the crew's requests, kill people with MULE bots, order paint. Whine at the AI for more money. Medium Cargo Bay, Maintenance, Supplies


Research Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
64px Medical Assistant Fuck around, inject people with sleeptoxin, ruin Medbay Easy Maintenance, Medbay
64px Medical Doctor Put straightjackets on everyone, Put dead bodies into the cryo. Murder people who insult the HS. Medium Medbay
64px Geneticist Loot dead bodies, Give everyone superpowers epilepsy. Hard Genetics, Medbay
Jobrob.png Roboticist Steal all the metal, cry because nobody wants to be a robot. Demand Cyborgs kill humans for upgrades. Hard Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance
Jobsci.png Scientist Ignore ArtLab, Set Chemistry on fire, Eaten by space bears. Fill Toxins with plasma. Hard Artifact Lab, Chemistry, Toxins, Research Sector, Teleporter Lab


Personnel Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Jobsec.png Security Officer Beat the shit out of Staff Assistants. Hold the Stun Baton wrong. Soul Crushing Maintenance, Security, Brig
Jobdet.png Detective Take pictures, litter hallway with said pictures, smoke cigarettes, shoot people with a revolver. Easy Detective's Office, Brig
Jobceng.png Chief Engineer Throw others into the singularity, take the RCD and waste all the ammo. Medium Engineering, Electronics, Bridge, Mining, EVA, Maintenance
Jobhor.png Research Director Open the valve, die instantly. Medium to Hard Medbay, Research, Morgue, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Teleporter, Bridge
Hos2012.gif Head of Security Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. Attempt to seize power from the Captain. Get beaten to death by a Staff Assistant. Harder than Hard Everything + Head of Security's Office, Armory, Solitary
64px Head of Personnel Disappear mysteriously, pretend to be security. Medium to Hard May as well be everything
Capn2x.png Captain Get drunk, lose the disk, reprogram the AI. Nightmarish Everything


Antagonist Roles
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Jobtrait.png Traitor Ignore objectives, go on a rampage with a glowing sword. Accidentally hit yourself with the sword. Medium to Hard Depends
Dracula.png Vampire Drink blood, spread terror, blow every light in the station. Stand in the Chapel. Medium to Hard Depends
Joboper.png Nuclear Operative Blow yourself up with bombs, get killed by a vigilante clown, forget the authentication code.Leave the Shuttle without a Jetpack. Hard Maintenance
64px Wizard Turn people into cluwnes, complain about the Chaplain, die in 12 seconds. Easy to Hard Walk through walls
Changeling.png Changeling Neurotoxin people, turn into a monkey, whine about being caught. Hard Depends


Special Roles
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Fancy2x.gif AI Ignore your laws, bolt every door, save traitors. Psychologically Devastating Everything
64px Cyborg Ignore the AI, electrify all the doors. Hard Everything
Jobmonkey.png Monkey Grab a laser gun and overtake the station. Nightmarish Depends
64px Ghost Rotate chairs, Whine in deadchat, Rave about omnighosts. None Irrelevant


Retrieved from "https://wiki.ss13.co/index.php?title=Jobs&oldid=2280"