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|description=Block off the escape hallway with Vending Machines.Beg the Captain to scan the Thermals. Steal the Thermals. | |description=Block off the escape hallway with Vending Machines.Beg the Captain to scan the Thermals. Steal the Thermals. | ||
|difficulty=Medium | |difficulty=Medium | ||
|access= | |access=[[Electronics]], [[Maintenance]]}} | ||
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|description=Release the Singularity, flee from angry mob. | |description=Release the Singularity, flee from angry mob. | ||
|difficulty=Easy to Medium | |difficulty=Easy to Medium | ||
|access= | |access=[[Engineering]], [[Maintenance]]}} | ||
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|description=Ignore ArtLab, Set [[Chemistry]] on fire, Eaten by space bears. | |description=Ignore ArtLab, Set [[Chemistry]] on fire, Eaten by space bears. | ||
|difficulty=Hard | |difficulty=Hard | ||
|access=[[Artifact Lab]], [[ | |access=[[Artifact Lab]], [[Chemistry]], [[Toxins]], [[Research Sector]], [[Teleporter Lab]]}} | ||
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|description=Take pictures, litter hallway with said pictures, smoke cigarettes, shoot people with a revolver. | |description=Take pictures, litter hallway with said pictures, smoke cigarettes, shoot people with a revolver. | ||
|difficulty=Easy | |difficulty=Easy | ||
|access=[[Detective's Office]]}} | |access=[[Detective's Office]], [[Brig]]}} | ||
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|description=Throw [[Clown|others]] into the singularity, take the RCD and waste all the ammo. | |description=Throw [[Clown|others]] into the singularity, take the RCD and waste all the ammo. | ||
|difficulty=Medium | |difficulty=Medium | ||
|access=[[Engineering]], [[Electronics]], [[Bridge]], [[Mining Outpost|Mining]], [[EVA]]}} | |access=[[Engineering]], [[Electronics]], [[Bridge]], [[Mining Outpost|Mining]], [[EVA]], [[Maintenance]]}} | ||
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|description=Open the valve, die instantly. | |description=Open the valve, die instantly. | ||
|difficulty=Medium to Hard | |difficulty=Medium to Hard | ||
|access=[[Medbay]], [[Research Sector|Research]], [[Morgue]], [[Genetics]], [[Artifact Lab|Artifacts]], [[ | |access=[[Medbay]], [[Research Sector|Research]], [[Morgue]], [[Genetics]], [[Artifact Lab|Artifacts]], [[Toxins]], [[Chemistry]], [[Teleporter Lab|Telescience]], [[Teleporter Room|Teleporter]], [[Bridge]]}} | ||
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|description=Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. | |description=Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. | ||
|difficulty=Harder than Hard | |difficulty=Harder than Hard | ||
|access= | |access=Everything + [[Security#Head of Security's Office|Head of Security's Office]], [[Security#Armory|Armory]], [[Security#Solitary Confinement|Solitary]]}} | ||
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|description=Disappear mysteriously, pretend to be security. | |description=Disappear mysteriously, pretend to be security. | ||
|difficulty=Medium to Hard | |difficulty=Medium to Hard | ||
|access=May as well be | |access=May as well be everything}} | ||
{{Job | {{Job |
Revision as of 23:51, 10 October 2012
These are all the jobs you can fuck up.
Civilian Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access
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Staff Assistant | Fuck around, break things, fight Security | Easy | Maintenance | |
64px | Chef | Give people food poisoning, deep fry everything. | Easy | Kitchen |
Chaplain | Create a cult, piss off the wizard, space people. | Easy | Chapel | |
Barman | Become an alcoholic, get gibbed by the chef, never use your stills. | Easy | Bar | |
Botanist | Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday. | Easy to Medium | Hydroponics Maintenance | |
Janitor | Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. | Easy to Hard | Janitor's Closet, Maintenance |
Maintenance Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access
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64px | Technical Assistant | Fuck around, steal everything from Tech Storage, blind people with the flash | Easy | Maintenance, Technical Storage
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Electrician | Block off the escape hallway with Vending Machines.Beg the Captain to scan the Thermals. Steal the Thermals. | Medium | Electronics, Maintenance | |
Engineer | Release the Singularity, flee from angry mob. | Easy to Medium | Engineering, Maintenance | |
Miner | Waste all the ore, blow yourself up with erebite veins. | Easy to Medium | Engineering, Mining, Maintenance | |
Quartermaster | Ignore the crew's requests, kill people with MULE bots, order paint. | Medium | Cargo Bay, Maintenance, Supplies |
Research Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
64px | Medical Assistant | Fuck around, inject people with sleeptoxin, ruin Medbay | Easy | Maintenance, Medbay |
64px | Medical Doctor | Put straightjackets on everyone, Put dead bodies into the cryo. | Medium | Medbay |
64px | Geneticist | Loot dead bodies, Give everyone |
Hard | Genetics, Medbay |
Roboticist | Steal all the metal, cry because nobody wants to be a robot. | Hard | Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance | |
Scientist | Ignore ArtLab, Set Chemistry on fire, Eaten by space bears. | Hard | Artifact Lab, Chemistry, Toxins, Research Sector, Teleporter Lab |
Personnel Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
Security Officer | Beat the shit out of Assistants. | Soul Crushing | Maintenance, Security, Brig | |
Detective | Take pictures, litter hallway with said pictures, smoke cigarettes, shoot people with a revolver. | Easy | Detective's Office, Brig | |
Chief Engineer | Throw others into the singularity, take the RCD and waste all the ammo. | Medium | Engineering, Electronics, Bridge, Mining, EVA, Maintenance | |
Research Director | Open the valve, die instantly. | Medium to Hard | Medbay, Research, Morgue, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Teleporter, Bridge | |
Head of Security | Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. | Harder than Hard | Everything + Head of Security's Office, Armory, Solitary | |
64px | Head of Personnel | Disappear mysteriously, pretend to be security. | Medium to Hard | May as well be everything |
Captain | Get drunk, lose the disk, reprogram the AI. | Nightmarish | Everything |
Antagonist Roles | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
Traitor | Ignore objectives, go on a rampage with a glowing sword. | Medium to Hard | Depends | |
Vampire | Drink blood, spread terror, blow every light in the station. | Medium to Hard | Depends | |
Nuclear Operative | Blow yourself up with bombs, get killed by a vigilante clown, forget the authentication code. | Hard | Maintenance | |
64px | Wizard | Turn people into cluwnes, complain about the Chaplain, die in 12 seconds. | Easy to Hard | Walk through walls |
Changeling | Neurotoxin people, turn into a monkey, whine about being caught. | Hard | Depends |
Special Roles | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
AI | Ignore your laws, bolt every door, save traitors. | Psychologically Devastating | Everything | |
64px | Cyborg | Ignore the AI, electrify all the doors. | Hard | Everything |
Monkey | Grab a laser gun and overtake the station. | Nightmarish | Depends | |
64px | Ghost | Rotate chairs, Whine in deadchat, Rave about omnighosts. | None | Irrelevant |