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Revision as of 05:31, 13 September 2012
Start off with some Civilian jobs like the Assistant if you're new. Then once you think you know enough, make your way down the list to the more advanced jobs such as Scientists and Engineers.
REFER BACK TO THIS ARTICLE
As some jobs will change frequently due to addition or removal of content.
These are all the jobs you can fuck up:
| Civilian Jobs | ||||
| Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
| 64px | Chef | Make human burgers. | Easy | Kitchen |
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Chaplain | Yell at God, piss off the wizard, space people. | Easy | Chapel |
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Barman | Become an alcoholic, get gibbed by the chef, never use your stills. | Easy | Bar, beer |
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Botanist | Grow slurrypods, smoke weed erreyday. | Easy to Medium | Hydroponics, maaaan. Maintenance |
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Janitor | Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. | Easy to Hard | Janitor's Closet, Maintenance |
| Maintenance Jobs | ||||
| Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access
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Electrician | Block off the escape hallway with autolathes. | Medium | Atmospherics, Engineering, Electronics, Maintenance |
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Engineer | Forget to start the engine, release singularity. | Easy to Medium | Atmospherics, Engineering, Maintenance |
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Miner | Waste all the ore, blow yourself up with mining charges. | Easy to Medium | Engineering, Mining, Maintenance |
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Quartermaster | Ignore the crew's requests, kill people with MULE bots. | Medium | Cargo Bay,Maint, enance, Supplies |
| Research Jobs | ||||
| Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
| 64px | Medical Doctor | Put straitjackets on everyone, drink the Cryoxadone. | Medium | Medbay |
| 64px | Geneticist | Turn the Captain into a monkey, give everyone |
Hard | Genetics, Medbay |
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Roboticist | Steal all the metal, cry because nobody wants to be a robot. | Hard | Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance |
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Scientist | Ignore artifacts, set The Research Sector on fire, make poo pills, get eaten by space bears. | Hard | Artifact Lab, Chemical Lab, Toxins, Research Sector,Telescience |
| Personnel Jobs | ||||
| Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
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Security Officer | Disregard EVERYTHING you learned about Space Law | Soul Crushing | Maintenance, Security, Brig |
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Detective | Take pictures, litter hallway with said pictures, smoke cigarettes, shoot people with a revolver. | Easy | Detective's Office |
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Chief Engineer | Throw others into the singularity. | Medium | Engineering, Electronics, Bridge, Mining, EVA |
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Research Director | Raid chemistry, blow up research, fight Ol'Harner. | Medium to Hard | Medbay, Research, Morgue, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Teleporter, Bridge |
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Head of Security | Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. | Harder than Hard | More than everything |
| 64px | Head of Personnel | Disappear mysteriously, pretend to be security. | Medium to Hard | May as well be all |
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Captain | Lose your ID, space the auth disc, reprogram the AI. | Nightmarish | Everything |
| Special Roles | ||||
| Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
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AI | Ignore your laws. | Psychologically Devastating | Everything |
| 64px | Cyborg | Ignore the AI, electrify all the doors. | Hard | Everything |
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Operative | Blow yourself up with bombs, get killed by a vigilante clown, forget the authentication code. | Hard | Maintenance |
| 64px | Wizard | Instagib people, complain about the chaplain, die in 12 seconds. | Easy to Hard | Walk through walls |
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Monkey | Grab a laser gun and overtake the ship. | Nightmarish | Depends |
| 64px | Ghost | Rotate chairs, rave about omnighosts | None | Irrelevant |
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Vampire | Drink blood, spread terror, blow every light in the station. | Medium to Hard | Depends |
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Changeling | Neurotoxin people, turn into a monkey, whine about being caught. | Hard | Depends |
| Discontinued Jobs | ||||
| Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
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Tourist | Annoy everyone. | Easy | Jack shit! |
| 32px | Vice Officer | Bust the Botanists, Steal the stinkeye. | Medium to Hard | Security, Brig, Maintenance, Hydroponics, Medbay |
| 32px | Mailman | Go postal. | Easy | Mailroom |
| 32px | Atmospheric Technician | Gas everyone. | Medium to Hard | Atmospherics, Engineering, Maintenance |
| 32px | Boxer | Beat up everyone. | Easy | Maintenance |
| 32px | Barber | Dye the station's hair pink, slit throats with razors. | Easy | Maintenance |
| 32px | Lawyer | Scream at Security, never run a |
Easy to Hard | Maintenance |
| 32px | Elite Security | Where the fuck did these guys go?? | Satisfying | ????
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| 32px | Clown | Tragically hilarious. | Laughable | Maintenance
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| 32px | Head Surgeon | Scream at the A.I. to let you on the |
Medium | Bridge, Medical Bay, Medical Research, Morgue, Genetics |
| 32px | Chemist | Make poo pills, set yourself on fire. | Medium to Hard | Chemical Lab, Research Sector |
