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(The Head Surgeon is back! I never play RD, so somebody else please check if they still have access to medbay etc. or not.)
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== Civilian Jobs ==
These are jobs that contribute to the crew's overall performance and efficiency.


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== Maintenance Jobs ==
These jobs are charged with station upkeep and engineering support.


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== Research Jobs ==
These jobs are charged with researching new, exciting technologies and breakthroughs as well as providing medical treatment.


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== Personnel Jobs ==
These jobs are the administration of the station. They manage the station and ensure everyone is safe and productive.


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== Antagonist Roles ==
These are the enemies of the station. They commit murder and outrageous acts of violence against the crew.


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== Special Roles ==
Specialist roles for players.


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Revision as of 00:14, 11 August 2013

These are all the jobs you can fuck up choose.

Civilian Jobs

These are jobs that contribute to the crew's overall performance and efficiency.

Civilian Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access


Jobass.png Staff Assistant Fight everyone, ruin everything. Easy Maintenance
64px Chef Shout indecipherable gibberish. Fight the Botanists over tomatos. Easy Kitchen
Jobchap.png Chaplain Fart on your bible. Never be around when you are actually needed. Easy Chapel
Jobbar.png Barman Get drunk, try to shoot the bar patrons with your revolver. Get subsequently looted. Easy Bar
Botanist.png Botanist Grow slurrypods, smoke weed erreyday. Ignore the Chef, chainsaw yourself. Easy to Medium Hydroponics Maintenance
Jobjan.png Janitor Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff everything into your trash cart. Easy to Hard Janitor's Closet, Maintenance


Maintenance Jobs

These jobs are charged with station upkeep and engineering support.

Maintenance Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Jobelec.png Mechanic Ask nicely to scan the Thermals, then run off. Suffocate while building a pod. Medium Electronics, Maintenance, Hack into everything
Jobeng.png Engineer Use up all the plasma immediately, die in an explosion. Refuse to fix anything. Easy to Medium Engineering, Maintenance
Jobminer.png Miner Completely ignore the asteroid field, fuck off into space. Run out of air. Easy to Medium Engineering, Mining, Maintenance
Jobqmas.png Quartermaster Buy bees and booze, except when people ask you to. Ride the mail system. Medium Cargo Bay, Maintenance, Supplies


Research Jobs

These jobs are charged with researching new, exciting technologies and breakthroughs as well as providing medical treatment.

Research Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
64px Medical Doctor Never heal anyone, whine when people take Medkits. Offer limb removal as a miracle cure. Medium Medbay, Maintenance
64px Geneticist Ask for volunteers, mutate them into epileptic elvis. Get bombed in about 8 minutes. Hard Genetics, Maintenance, Medbay
Jobrob.png Roboticist Steal all the butts. Cry because nobody wants to be a cyborg. Medium Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance
Jobsci.png Scientist Ignore the Artifact Lab. Start a Telescience expedition, drain all the power. Hard Artifact Lab, Chemistry, Toxins, Research Sector, Pathology, Teleporter Lab


Personnel Jobs

These jobs are the administration of the station. They manage the station and ensure everyone is safe and productive.

Personnel Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Jobsec.png Security Officer Beat the utter shit out of the Janitor. Imprison yourself in the Gen Pop. Soul Crushing Maintenance, Security, Brig
Jobdet.png Detective Get drunk. Take photos. Turn up dead and naked 20 minutes later. Easy Detective's Office, Brig
Jobceng.png Chief Engineer Realize you have no clue how to start the engine, die in a fire. Medium Engineering, Electronics, Bridge, Mining, EVA, Maintenance
MedicalDirector.png Medical Director Have no idea what Epinephrine means, perform horrible experiments on Staff Assistants. Medium Medbay, Genetics, Pathology, Robotics, Bridge
Jobhor.png Research Director Complain about not having your bomb, try and pick a fight with Heisenbee. Medium to Hard Medbay, Research, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Pathology, Teleporter, Bridge
Hos2012.gif Head of Security Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. Harder than Hard Everything + Head of Security's Office, Armory, Solitary
64px Head of Personnel Steal a Space Suit one minute into the shift. Disappear forever. Medium to Hard Make your own ID
Capn2x.png Captain Get drunk, reprogram the AI into a dog. Throw the authentication disk at the Syndicates. Nightmarish Everything


Antagonist Roles

These are the enemies of the station. They commit murder and outrageous acts of violence against the crew.

Antagonist Roles
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Jobtrait.png Traitor Buy a glowy sword. Hit yourself with the glowy sword. Medium to Hard Depends on job
Dracula.png Vampire Stand in the Chapel. Medium to Hard Depends on job
Joboper.png Nuclear Operative Speak over the radio two minutes in. Leave the shuttle without a breath mask. Hard Maintenance
64px Wizard Run around trying to kill everyone, get electrocuted by the AI. Whine, respawn, repeat. Easy to Hard Walk through walls
Changeling.png Changeling Go to Ice Moon to be "The Thing". Fall off a cliff and get eaten by wendigos. Hard Depends on job
Jobspy.png Spy Lose your PDA, implant braindead people. Remind everyone why they got rid of Rev. Hard Depends on job
Jobspy.png Gangster Join the gang with the coolest hats. Get murdered by the biggest gang. Never tag anything. Hard Depends on job
Jobspy.png Gang leader Spawn your closet where no one can find it. Lose control of your gang. Piss off the civilians. Get murdered by everyone. Nightmarish Depends on job


Special Roles

Specialist roles for players.

Special Roles
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
64px AI Get bored. Open doors. Turn the airbridges off. Psychologically Devastating Everything
64px Cyborg Ignore the AI, play dress-up, run out of power. Hard Everything
Jobmonkey.png Monkey Become the Chef's assistant. Get put on the spike for burger-cake. Nightmarish Depends, walk under tables
Ghost.png Ghost Rotate chairs, whine in deadchat, rave about omnighosts. Spooky Irrelevant