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These are all the jobs you can Choose.
These are all the jobs you can <strike>fuck up</strike> choose.


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|title=[[Chef]]
|title=[[Chef]]
|description=Give people food poisoning, deep fry everything. Yell at the Botanists for not growing tomatoes, fight them for the seed dispenser, deep fry Tasers.
|description=Give people food poisoning, deep fry everyone and everything. Yell at the Botanists for not growing tomatoes, fight them for the seed dispenser.
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Kitchen]]}}
|access=[[Kitchen]]}}
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|title=[[Quartermaster]]
|title=[[Quartermaster]]
|description=Ignore the crew's requests, kill people with MULE bots, order Booze. Whine for more money.
|description=Ignore the crew's requests, kill people with MULE bots, order booze and paint. Whine for more money.
|difficulty=Medium
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Cargo Bay]], [[Maintenance]], Supplies}}
|access=[[Cargo Bay]], [[Maintenance]], Supplies}}
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|title=[[Chief Engineer]]
|title=[[Chief Engineer]]
|description=Throw [[Clown|others]] into the singularity, take the RCD and waste all the ammo. Get your boots Stolen.
|description=Throw [[Clown|others]] into the singularity, take the RCD and waste all the ammo. Get your boots stolen.
|difficulty=Medium
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Engineering]], [[Electronics]], [[Bridge]], [[Mining Outpost|Mining]], [[EVA]], [[Maintenance]]}}
|access=[[Engineering]], [[Electronics]], [[Bridge]], [[Mining Outpost|Mining]], [[EVA]], [[Maintenance]]}}
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|title=[[AI]]
|title=[[AI]]
|description=Bolt everything, save traitors. Get reprogrammed to be a <strike>dog</strike> Clown.
|description=Bolt everything, save traitors. Get reprogrammed to be a <strike>dog cat pirate</strike> clown.
|difficulty=Psychologically Devastating
|difficulty=Psychologically Devastating
|access=Everything}}
|access=Everything}}

Revision as of 15:29, 23 November 2012

These are all the jobs you can fuck up choose.

Civilian Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access


Jobass.png Staff Assistant Fuck around, break things, fight Security everyone. Form a vigilante army to stop the antagonist, use it as an excuse to loot Security. Easy Maintenance
64px Chef Give people food poisoning, deep fry everyone and everything. Yell at the Botanists for not growing tomatoes, fight them for the seed dispenser. Easy Kitchen
Jobchap.png Chaplain Jump out the Mass Driver 30 seconds in due to not being a traitor. Never be around when you are actually needed. Easy Chapel
Jobbar.png Barman Try to shoot the bar staff with your Russian revolver. Get subsequently looted for your armour. Easy Bar
Botanist.png Botanist Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday. Chainsaw people. Easy to Medium Hydroponics Maintenance
Jobjan.png Janitor Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff people into your trash cart. Easy to Hard Janitor's Closet, Maintenance


Maintenance Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access


64px Technical Assistant Fuck around, steal everything from Tech Storage, blind people with the flash. Easy Maintenance, Technical Storage


Jobelec.png Electrician Block off the escape hallway with Vending Machines. Beg the Captain to scan the Thermals. Steal the Thermals. Medium Electronics, Maintenance
Jobeng.png Engineer Release the Singularity, flee from angry mob. Never set up Solars. Easy to Medium Engineering, Maintenance
Jobminer.png Miner Completely ignore the asteroid field, fuck off into space. Get killed by zombies fermids space bears space bees erebite explosions the Traitor cloaked outside Escape space pigs. Easy to Medium Engineering, Mining, Maintenance
Jobqmas.png Quartermaster Ignore the crew's requests, kill people with MULE bots, order booze and paint. Whine for more money. Medium Cargo Bay, Maintenance, Supplies


Research Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Medicalassistant.png Medical Assistant Fuck around, inject people with sleeptoxin, ruin Medbay. Easy Maintenance, Medbay
64px Medical Doctor Put straightjackets on everyone, put dead bodies into the cyro sleepers. Murder people who insult the HS. Medium Medbay
64px Geneticist Loot dead bodies, give everyone superpowers epilepsy. Hard Genetics, Medbay
Jobrob.png Roboticist Steal all the metal, cry because nobody wants to be a robot. Blind people with the flashes, remove their butts. Hard Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance
Jobsci.png Scientist Ignore ArtLab. Set Chemistry on fire. Set Toxins on fire. Set the Teleporter Lab on fire. Set yourself on fire. Hard Artifact Lab, Chemistry, Toxins, Research Sector, Teleporter Lab


Personnel Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Jobsec.png Security Officer Beat the shit out of the Janitor. Hold the Stun Baton wrong. Soul Crushing Maintenance, Security, Brig
Jobdet.png Detective Take pictures, litter hallway with said pictures. Smoke cigarettes, shoot people with a revolver. Easy Detective's Office, Brig
Jobceng.png Chief Engineer Throw others into the singularity, take the RCD and waste all the ammo. Get your boots stolen. Medium Engineering, Electronics, Bridge, Mining, EVA, Maintenance
Jobhor.png Research Director Open the valve, die instantly. Medium to Hard Medbay, Research, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Teleporter, Bridge
Hos2012.gif Head of Security Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. Harder than Hard Everything + Head of Security's Office, Armory, Solitary
64px Head of Personnel Disappear mysteriously, pretend to be Security. Give yourself an all-access ID, get murdered for said ID. Medium to Hard May as well be everything
Capn2x.png Captain Get drunk, lose the disk, reprogram the AI. Nightmarish Everything


Antagonist Roles
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Jobtrait.png Traitor Ignore objectives, go on a rampage with a glowing sword. Accidentally hit yourself with the sword. Medium to Hard Depends
Dracula.png Vampire Drink blood, spread terror, blow every light in the station. Stand in the Chapel. Medium to Hard Depends
Joboper.png Nuclear Operative Speak over the radio two minutes in, leave the shuttle without a breath mask. Release the singularity, fly into it later. Hard Maintenance
64px Wizard Turn people into cluwnes, complain about the Chaplain, die in 12 seconds. Easy to Hard Walk through walls
Changeling.png Changeling Neurotoxin people, turn into a monkey, whine about being caught. Spit acid and miss. Hard Depends
Jobspy.png Spy Lose your PDA, implant braindead people. Remind everyone why they got rid of Rev. Hard Depends


Special Roles
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Fancy2x.gif AI Bolt everything, save traitors. Get reprogrammed to be a dog cat pirate clown. Psychologically Devastating Everything
64px Cyborg Ignore the AI. Scream at the crew to make upgrades, forget to recharge. Hard Everything
Jobmonkey.png Monkey Become the Chef's assistant. Get put on the spike for burgers cake. Nightmarish Depends
Ghost.png Ghost Rotate chairs, whine in deadchat, rave about omnighosts. None Irrelevant


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