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== Civilian Jobs == | |||
These are jobs that contribute to the crew's overall performance and efficiency. | |||
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== Maintenance Jobs == | |||
These jobs are charged with station upkeep and engineering support. | |||
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== Research Jobs == | |||
These jobs are charged with researching new, exciting technologies and breakthroughs as well as providing medical treatment. | |||
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== Personnel Jobs == | |||
These jobs are the administration of the station. They manage the station and ensure everyone is safe and productive. | |||
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== Antagonist Roles == | |||
These are the enemies of the station. They commit murder and outrageous acts of violence against the crew. | |||
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== Special Roles == | |||
Specialist roles for players. | |||
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Revision as of 00:14, 11 August 2013
These are all the jobs you can fuck up choose.
Civilian Jobs
These are jobs that contribute to the crew's overall performance and efficiency.
| Civilian Jobs | ||||
| Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access
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Staff Assistant | Fight everyone, ruin everything. | Easy | Maintenance |
| 64px | Chef | Shout indecipherable gibberish. Fight the Botanists over tomatos. | Easy | Kitchen |
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Chaplain | Fart on your bible. Never be around when you are actually needed. | Easy | Chapel |
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Barman | Get drunk, try to shoot the bar patrons with your revolver. Get subsequently looted. | Easy | Bar |
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Botanist | Grow slurrypods, smoke weed erreyday. Ignore the Chef, chainsaw yourself. | Easy to Medium | Hydroponics Maintenance |
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Janitor | Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff everything into your trash cart. | Easy to Hard | Janitor's Closet, Maintenance |
Maintenance Jobs
These jobs are charged with station upkeep and engineering support.
| Maintenance Jobs | ||||
| Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
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Mechanic | Ask nicely to scan the Thermals, then run off. Suffocate while building a pod. | Medium | Electronics, Maintenance, Hack into everything |
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Engineer | Use up all the plasma immediately, die in an explosion. Refuse to fix anything. | Easy to Medium | Engineering, Maintenance |
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Miner | Completely ignore the asteroid field, fuck off into space. Run out of air. | Easy to Medium | Engineering, Mining, Maintenance |
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Quartermaster | Buy bees and booze, except when people ask you to. Ride the mail system. | Medium | Cargo Bay, Maintenance, Supplies |
Research Jobs
These jobs are charged with researching new, exciting technologies and breakthroughs as well as providing medical treatment.
| Research Jobs | ||||
| Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
| 64px | Medical Doctor | Never heal anyone, whine when people take Medkits. Offer limb removal as a miracle cure. | Medium | Medbay, Maintenance |
| 64px | Geneticist | Ask for volunteers, mutate them into epileptic elvis. Get bombed in about 8 minutes. | Hard | Genetics, Maintenance, Medbay |
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Roboticist | Steal all the butts. Cry because nobody wants to be a cyborg. | Medium | Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance |
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Scientist | Ignore the Artifact Lab. Start a Telescience expedition, drain all the power. | Hard | Artifact Lab, Chemistry, Toxins, Research Sector, Pathology, Teleporter Lab |
Personnel Jobs
These jobs are the administration of the station. They manage the station and ensure everyone is safe and productive.
| Personnel Jobs | ||||
| Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
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Security Officer | Beat the utter shit out of the Janitor. Imprison yourself in the Gen Pop. | Soul Crushing | Maintenance, Security, Brig |
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Detective | Get drunk. Take photos. Turn up dead and naked 20 minutes later. | Easy | Detective's Office, Brig |
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Chief Engineer | Realize you have no clue how to start the engine, die in a fire. | Medium | Engineering, Electronics, Bridge, Mining, EVA, Maintenance |
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Medical Director | Have no idea what Epinephrine means, perform horrible experiments on Staff Assistants. | Medium | Medbay, Genetics, Pathology, Robotics, Bridge |
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Research Director | Complain about not having your bomb, try and pick a fight with Heisenbee. | Medium to Hard | Medbay, Research, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Pathology, Teleporter, Bridge |
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Head of Security | Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. | Harder than Hard | Everything + Head of Security's Office, Armory, Solitary |
| 64px | Head of Personnel | Steal a Space Suit one minute into the shift. Disappear forever. | Medium to Hard | Make your own ID |
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Captain | Get drunk, reprogram the AI into a dog. Throw the authentication disk at the Syndicates. | Nightmarish | Everything |
Antagonist Roles
These are the enemies of the station. They commit murder and outrageous acts of violence against the crew.
| Antagonist Roles | ||||
| Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
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Traitor | Buy a glowy sword. Hit yourself with the glowy sword. | Medium to Hard | Depends on job |
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Vampire | Stand in the Chapel. | Medium to Hard | Depends on job |
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Nuclear Operative | Speak over the radio two minutes in. Leave the shuttle without a breath mask. | Hard | Maintenance |
| 64px | Wizard | Run around trying to kill everyone, get electrocuted by the AI. Whine, respawn, repeat. | Easy to Hard | Walk through walls |
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Changeling | Go to Ice Moon to be "The Thing". Fall off a cliff and get eaten by wendigos. | Hard | Depends on job |
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Spy | Lose your PDA, implant braindead people. Remind everyone why they got rid of Rev. | Hard | Depends on job |
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Gangster | Join the gang with the coolest hats. Get murdered by the biggest gang. Never tag anything. | Hard | Depends on job |
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Gang leader | Spawn your closet where no one can find it. Lose control of your gang. Piss off the civilians. Get murdered by everyone. | Nightmarish | Depends on job |
Special Roles
Specialist roles for players.
| Special Roles | ||||
| Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
| 64px | AI | Get bored. Open doors. Turn the airbridges off. | Psychologically Devastating | Everything |
| 64px | Cyborg | Ignore the AI, play dress-up, run out of power. | Hard | Everything |
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Monkey | Become the Chef's assistant. Get put on the spike for burger-cake. | Nightmarish | Depends, walk under tables |
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Ghost | Rotate chairs, whine in deadchat, rave about omnighosts. | Spooky | Irrelevant |
