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|title=[[Chef]] | |title=[[Chef]] | ||
|description=Give people food poisoning, deep fry everything. Yell at the Botanists for not making tomatoes, fight them for the seed dispenser. | |description=Give people food poisoning, deep fry everything. Yell at the Botanists for not making tomatoes, fight them for the seed dispenser, deep fry them. | ||
|difficulty=Easy | |difficulty=Easy | ||
|access=[[Kitchen]]}} | |access=[[Kitchen]]}} | ||
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|title=[[Miner]] | |title=[[Miner]] | ||
|description=Completely ignore the asteroid field, fuck off into space. Get killed by <strike>zombies</strike> <strike>fermids</strike> <strike>space bears</strike> <strike>space bees</strike> <strike>erebite explosions</strike> the Traitor cloaked outside Escape. | |description=Completely ignore the asteroid field, fuck off into space. Get killed by <strike>zombies</strike> <strike>fermids</strike> <strike>space bears</strike> <strike>space bees</strike> <strike>erebite explosions</strike> <strike>the Traitor cloaked outside Escape</strike> space pigs. | ||
|difficulty=Easy to Medium | |difficulty=Easy to Medium | ||
|access=[[Engineering]], [[Mining Outpost|Mining]], [[Maintenance]]}} | |access=[[Engineering]], [[Mining Outpost|Mining]], [[Maintenance]]}} | ||
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|title=[[Medical Doctor]] | |title=[[Medical Doctor]] | ||
|description=Put straightjackets on everyone, put dead bodies into the | |description=Put straightjackets on everyone, put dead bodies into the <strike>cyro</strike> sleepers. Murder people who insult the HS. | ||
|difficulty=Medium | |difficulty=Medium | ||
|access=[[Medbay]]}} | |access=[[Medbay]]}} | ||
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|title=[[Monkey]] | |title=[[Monkey]] | ||
|description=Become the [[Chef]]'s assistant. Get put on the spike for burgers. | |description=Become the [[Chef]]'s assistant. Get put on the spike for <strike>burgers</strike> cake. | ||
|difficulty=Nightmarish | |difficulty=Nightmarish | ||
|access=Depends}} | |access=Depends}} |
Revision as of 15:10, 4 November 2012
These are all the jobs you can fuck up.
Civilian Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access
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Staff Assistant | Fuck around, break things, fight |
Easy | Maintenance | |
64px | Chef | Give people food poisoning, deep fry everything. Yell at the Botanists for not making tomatoes, fight them for the seed dispenser, deep fry them. | Easy | Kitchen |
Chaplain | Jump out the Mass Driver 30 seconds in due to not being a traitor. Never be around when you are actually needed. | Easy | Chapel | |
Barman | Try to shoot the bar staff with your revolver. Get subsequently looted for your armour. | Easy | Bar | |
Botanist | Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday. Ignore the Chef's request for plants, fight the Chef and Barman after ignoring them. | Easy to Medium | Hydroponics Maintenance | |
Janitor | Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff people into your trash cart. | Easy to Hard | Janitor's Closet, Maintenance |
Maintenance Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access
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64px | Technical Assistant | Fuck around, steal everything from Tech Storage, blind people with the flash. Try and hack doors without insulated gloves. | Easy | Maintenance, Technical Storage
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Electrician | Block off the escape hallway with Vending Machines. Beg the Captain to scan the Thermals. Steal the Thermals. | Medium | Electronics, Maintenance | |
Engineer | Release the Singularity, flee from angry mob. Never set up Solars. | Easy to Medium | Engineering, Maintenance | |
Miner | Completely ignore the asteroid field, fuck off into space. Get killed by |
Easy to Medium | Engineering, Mining, Maintenance | |
Quartermaster | Ignore the crew's requests, kill people with MULE bots, order paint. Whine at the AI for more money. | Medium | Cargo Bay, Maintenance, Supplies |
Research Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
Medical Assistant | Fuck around, inject people with sleeptoxin, ruin Medbay. | Easy | Maintenance, Medbay | |
64px | Medical Doctor | Put straightjackets on everyone, put dead bodies into the |
Medium | Medbay |
64px | Geneticist | Loot dead bodies, give everyone |
Hard | Genetics, Medbay |
Roboticist | Steal all the metal, cry because nobody wants to be a robot. Blind people with the flashes, remove their butts. | Hard | Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance | |
Scientist | Ignore ArtLab. Set Chemistry on fire. Set Toxins on fire. Set the Teleporter Lab on fire. Set yourself on fire. | Hard | Artifact Lab, Chemistry, Toxins, Research Sector, Teleporter Lab |
Personnel Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
Security Officer | Beat the shit out of the Janitor. Hold the Stun Baton wrong. | Soul Crushing | Maintenance, Security, Brig | |
Detective | Take pictures, litter hallway with said pictures. Smoke cigarettes, shoot people with a revolver. | Easy | Detective's Office, Brig | |
Chief Engineer | Throw others into the singularity, take the RCD and waste all the ammo. Get your boots stolen and deep fried. | Medium | Engineering, Electronics, Bridge, Mining, EVA, Maintenance | |
Research Director | Open the valve, die instantly. | Medium to Hard | Medbay, Research, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Teleporter, Bridge | |
Head of Security | Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. Attempt to seize power from the Captain. Get beaten to death by a Staff Assistant. | Harder than Hard | Everything + Head of Security's Office, Armory, Solitary | |
64px | Head of Personnel | Disappear mysteriously, pretend to be Security. Give yourself an all-access ID, get murdered for said ID. | Medium to Hard | May as well be everything |
Captain | Get drunk, lose the disk, reprogram the AI. Set the status display to "fart poo". | Nightmarish | Everything |
Antagonist Roles | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
Traitor | Ignore objectives, go on a rampage with a glowing sword. Accidentally hit yourself with the sword. | Medium to Hard | Depends | |
Vampire | Drink blood, spread terror, blow every light in the station. Stand in the Chapel. | Medium to Hard | Depends | |
Nuclear Operative | Speak over the radio two minutes in, leave the shuttle without a breath mask. Release the singularity, fly into it later. | Hard | Maintenance | |
64px | Wizard | Turn people into cluwnes, complain about the Chaplain, die in 12 seconds. | Easy to Hard | Walk through walls |
Changeling | Neurotoxin people, turn into a monkey, whine about being caught. Spit acid and miss. | Hard | Depends | |
Spy | Lose your PDA, implant braindead people. Remind everyone why they got rid of Rev. | Hard | Depends |
Special Roles | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
AI | Bolt everything, save traitors. Get reprogrammed to be a |
Psychologically Devastating | Everything | |
64px | Cyborg | Ignore the AI, build a secret borg mansion in space. Scream at the crew to make upgrades, forget to recharge. | Hard | Everything |
Monkey | Become the Chef's assistant. Get put on the spike for |
Nightmarish | Depends | |
Ghost | Rotate chairs, whine in deadchat, rave about omnighosts. | None | Irrelevant |