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Revision as of 18:47, 14 October 2012
These are all the jobs you can fuck up.
Civilian Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access
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Staff Assistant | Fuck around, break things, fight Security. Form a vigilante army to stop the antagonist, use it as an excuse to loot Security. | Easy | Maintenance | |
64px | Chef | Give people food poisoning, deep fry everything. Yell at the Botanists for not making tomatoes,fight them for the seed dispenser. | Easy | Kitchen |
Chaplain | Create a cult, piss off the wizard, space people. Never be around when you are actually needed. | Easy | Chapel | |
Barman | Become an alcoholic, get gibbed by the chef, never use your still. | Easy | Bar | |
Botanist | Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday. Ignore the Chef's request for plants, fight the Chef and Barman after ignoring them. | Easy to Medium | Hydroponics Maintenance | |
Janitor | Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff people into your trash cart. | Easy to Hard | Janitor's Closet, Maintenance |
Maintenance Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access
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64px | Technical Assistant | Fuck around, steal everything from Tech Storage, blind people with the flash. Try and hack doors with insulated gloves. | Easy | Maintenance, Technical Storage
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Electrician | Block off the escape hallway with Vending Machines.Beg the Captain to scan the Thermals. Steal the Thermals. | Medium | Electronics, Maintenance | |
Engineer | Release the Singularity, flee from angry mob. Never set up Solars. | Easy to Medium | Engineering, Maintenance | |
Miner | Waste all the ore, blow yourself up with erebite veins. | Easy to Medium | Engineering, Mining, Maintenance | |
Quartermaster | Ignore the crew's requests, kill people with MULE bots, order paint. Whine at the AI for more money. | Medium | Cargo Bay, Maintenance, Supplies |
Research Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
Medical Assistant | Fuck around, inject people with sleeptoxin, ruin Medbay | Easy | Maintenance, Medbay | |
64px | Medical Doctor | Put straightjackets on everyone, Put dead bodies into the cryo. Murder people who insult the HS. | Medium | Medbay |
64px | Geneticist | Loot dead bodies, Give everyone |
Hard | Genetics, Medbay |
Roboticist | Steal all the metal, cry because nobody wants to be a robot. Demand Cyborgs kill humans for upgrades. | Hard | Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance | |
Scientist | Ignore ArtLab, Set Chemistry on fire, Eaten by space bears. Fill Toxins with plasma. | Hard | Artifact Lab, Chemistry, Toxins, Research Sector, Teleporter Lab |
Personnel Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
Security Officer | Beat the shit out of Staff Assistants. Hold the Stun Baton wrong. | Soul Crushing | Maintenance, Security, Brig | |
Detective | Take pictures, litter hallway with said pictures, smoke cigarettes, shoot people with a revolver. | Easy | Detective's Office, Brig | |
Chief Engineer | Throw others into the singularity, take the RCD and waste all the ammo. | Medium | Engineering, Electronics, Bridge, Mining, EVA, Maintenance | |
Research Director | Open the valve, die instantly. | Medium to Hard | Medbay, Research, Morgue, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Teleporter, Bridge | |
Head of Security | Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. Attempt to seize power from the Captain. Get beaten to death by a Staff Assistant. | Harder than Hard | Everything + Head of Security's Office, Armory, Solitary | |
64px | Head of Personnel | Disappear mysteriously, pretend to be security. | Medium to Hard | May as well be everything |
Captain | Get drunk, lose the disk, reprogram the AI. | Nightmarish | Everything |
Antagonist Roles | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
Traitor | Ignore objectives, go on a rampage with a glowing sword. Accidentally hit yourself with the sword. | Medium to Hard | Depends | |
Vampire | Drink blood, spread terror, blow every light in the station. Stand in the Chapel. | Medium to Hard | Depends | |
Nuclear Operative | Blow yourself up with bombs, get killed by a vigilante clown, forget the authentication code.Leave the Shuttle without a Jetpack. | Hard | Maintenance | |
64px | Wizard | Turn people into cluwnes, complain about the Chaplain, die in 12 seconds. | Easy to Hard | Walk through walls |
Changeling | Neurotoxin people, turn into a monkey, whine about being caught. | Hard | Depends |
Special Roles | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
AI | Ignore your laws, bolt every door, save traitors. | Psychologically Devastating | Everything | |
64px | Cyborg | Ignore the AI, electrify all the doors. | Hard | Everything |
Monkey | Grab a laser gun and overtake the station. | Nightmarish | Depends | |
64px | Ghost | Rotate chairs, Whine in deadchat, Rave about omnighosts. | None | Irrelevant |