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|description= Deep fry the entire station. Fight the Botanists over | |description= Deep fry the entire station. Fight the Botanists over tomatoes. Wonder how to bake a cake. | ||
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|description= | |description=Go to Ice Moon to be "The Thing". Fall off a cliff and get eaten by wendigos. | ||
|difficulty=Hard | |difficulty=Hard | ||
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Revision as of 17:25, 28 April 2013
These are all the jobs you can fuck up choose.
| Civilian Jobs | ||||
| Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access
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Staff Assistant | Fight everyone, ruin everything. | Easy | Maintenance |
| File:Jobchef.png | Chef | Deep fry the entire station. Fight the Botanists over tomatoes. Wonder how to bake a cake. | Easy | Kitchen |
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Chaplain | Fart on your bible. Never be around when you are actually needed. | Easy | Chapel |
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Barman | Get drunk, try to shoot the bar patrons with your revolver. Get subsequently looted. | Easy | Bar |
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Botanist | Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday. Ignore the Chef, chainsaw yourself. | Easy to Medium | Hydroponics Maintenance |
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Janitor | Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff |
Easy to Hard | Janitor's Closet, Maintenance |
| Maintenance Jobs | ||||
| Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
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Electrician | Ask nicely to scan the thermals. Run off with them. | Medium | Electronics, Maintenance |
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Engineer | Set the engine on fire. Never set up Solars. | Easy to Medium | Engineering, Maintenance |
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Miner | Completely ignore the asteroid field, fuck off into space. Run out of air. | Easy to Medium | Engineering, Mining, Maintenance |
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Quartermaster | Order twenty crates at once, die in space after trying to manually dislodge them. | Medium | Cargo Bay, Maintenance, Supplies |
| Research Jobs | ||||
| Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
| File:Jobmed.png | Medical Doctor | Never heal anyone, whine about people taking med-kits. | Medium | Medbay |
| File:Jobgen.png | Geneticist | Scatter a load of injectors labelled "Hulk TK!". Watch and laugh, then get beat up. | Hard | Genetics, Medbay |
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Roboticist | Steal all the metal, cry because nobody wants to be a robot. | Hard | Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance |
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Scientist | Ignore the Artifact Lab. Start a Telescience expedition, drain all the power. | Hard | Artifact Lab, Chemistry, Toxins, Research Sector, Pathology, Teleporter Lab |
| Personnel Jobs | ||||
| Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
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Security Officer | Beat the utter shit out of the Janitor. Imprison yourself in the Gen Pop. | Soul Crushing | Maintenance, Security, Brig |
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Detective | Get drunk. Take photos. Turn up dead and naked 20 minutes later. | Easy | Detective's Office, Brig |
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Chief Engineer | Realize you have no clue how to start the engine, die in a fire. | Medium | Engineering, Electronics, Bridge, Mining, EVA, Maintenance |
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Research Director | Complain about not having your bomb, try and pick a fight with Heisenbee. | Medium to Hard | Medbay, Research, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Pathology, Teleporter, Bridge |
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Head of Security | Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. | Harder than Hard | Everything + Head of Security's Office, Armory, Solitary |
| File:Tipsntricks.png | Head of Personnel | Steal a Space Suit one minute into the shift. Disappear forever. | Medium to Hard | May as well be everything |
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Captain | Get drunk, reprogram the AI into a dog. Throw the authentication disk at the Syndicates. | Nightmarish | Everything |
| Antagonist Roles | ||||
| Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
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Traitor | Buy a glowy sword. Hit yourself with the glowy sword. | Medium to Hard | Depends |
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Vampire | Stand in the Chapel. | Medium to Hard | Depends |
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Nuclear Operative | Speak over the radio two minutes in. Leave the shuttle without a breath mask. | Hard | Maintenance |
| File:Jobwiz.png | Wizard | Run around trying to kill everyone, get electrocuted by the AI. Whine, respawn, repeat. | Easy to Hard | Walk through walls |
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Changeling | Go to Ice Moon to be "The Thing". Fall off a cliff and get eaten by wendigos. | Hard | Depends |
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Spy | Lose your PDA, implant braindead people. Remind everyone why they got rid of Rev. | Hard | Depends |
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Gangster | Join the gang with the coolest hats. Get murdered by the biggest gang. Never tag anything. | Hard | Depends |
| Special Roles | ||||
| Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
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AI | Get bored. Open doors. Turn the airbridges off. | Psychologically Devastating | Everything |
| File:AJobcyborg.gif | Cyborg | Scream at the crew to make upgrades, forget to recharge. Ignore the AI. | Hard | Everything |
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Monkey | Become the Chef's assistant. Get put on the spike for |
Nightmarish | Depends |
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Ghost | Rotate chairs, whine in deadchat, rave about omnighosts. | None | Irrelevant |
