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|title=[[Staff Assistant]]
|title=[[Staff Assistant]]
|description=Fuck around, break things, fight <strike>Security</strike> everyone. Form a vigilante army to stop the antagonist, use it as an excuse to loot [[Security]].
|description=Do not ever do anything fun, log out when you don't get the job you wanted.
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Maintenance]]}}
|access=[[Maintenance]]}}
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|title=[[Chef]]
|title=[[Chef]]
|description=Give people food poisoning, deep fry everyone and everything. Yell at the Botanists for not growing tomatoes, fight them for the seed dispenser.
|description=<strike>Give people food poisoning,</strike> Deep fry everyone and everything.<strike>Yell at the Botanists for not growing tomatoes, fight them for the seed dispenser.</strike>
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Kitchen]]}}
|access=[[Kitchen]]}}
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|title=[[Chaplain]]
|title=[[Chaplain]]
|description=Jump out the Mass Driver 30 seconds in due to not being a traitor. Never be around when you are actually needed.
|description=Never use your secret room or mass driver, run around hitting people with a bible.
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Chapel]]}}
|access=[[Chapel]]}}
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|title=[[Barman]]
|title=[[Barman]]
|description=Try to shoot the bar staff with your Russian revolver. Get subsequently looted for your armour.
|description=Sit in the bar for ten minutes before abandoning it. Die trying to hunt down the HoP
for a job change.
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Bar]]}}
|access=[[Bar]]}}
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|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Botanist]]
|title=[[Botanist]]
|description=Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday. Chainsaw people.
|description=<strike>Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday.</strike> Chainsaw people.
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|access=[[Hydroponics|Hydroponics]] [[Maintenance]]}}
|access=[[Hydroponics|Hydroponics]] [[Maintenance]]}}
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|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Janitor]]
|title=[[Janitor]]
|description=Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff people into your trash cart.
|description=Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff <strike>people</strike> everything into your trash cart.
|difficulty=Easy to Hard
|difficulty=Easy to Hard
|access=[[Janitor's Closet]], [[Maintenance]]}}
|access=[[Janitor's Closet]], [[Maintenance]]}}
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|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Electrician]]
|title=[[Electrician]]
|description=Block off the escape hallway with Vending Machines. Beg the Captain to scan the Thermals. Steal the Thermals.  
|description=Convince security to let you make loads of security equipment, make electronics
into a bunker.  
|difficulty=Medium
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Electronics]], [[Maintenance]]}}
|access=[[Electronics]], [[Maintenance]]}}
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|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Miner]]
|title=[[Miner]]
|description=Completely ignore the asteroid field, fuck off into space. Get killed by <strike>zombies</strike> <strike>fermids</strike> <strike>space bears</strike> <strike>space bees</strike> <strike>erebite explosions</strike> <strike>the Traitor cloaked outside Escape</strike> space pigs.
|description=Completely ignore the asteroid field, fuck off into space. Get killed by in thirty seconds because you didn't setup internals.
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|access=[[Engineering]], [[Mining Outpost|Mining]], [[Maintenance]]}}
|access=[[Engineering]], [[Mining Outpost|Mining]], [[Maintenance]]}}
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|title=[[Quartermaster]]
|title=[[Quartermaster]]
|description=Ignore the crew's requests, kill people with MULE bots, order booze and paint. Whine for more money.
|description=Ignore the crew's requests, whine about everything, fuck off somewhere and never do your job.
|difficulty=Medium
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Cargo Bay]], [[Maintenance]], Supplies}}
|access=[[Cargo Bay]], [[Maintenance]], Supplies}}
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|title=[[Medical Doctor]]
|title=[[Medical Doctor]]
|description=Put straightjackets on everyone, put dead bodies into the <strike>cyro</strike> sleepers. Murder people who insult the HS.
|description=Never heal anyone voluntarily aside from the Captain and Security, complain about people taking med-kits nobody is using.
|difficulty=Medium
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Medbay]]}}
|access=[[Medbay]]}}
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|title=[[Geneticist]]
|title=[[Geneticist]]
|description=Loot dead bodies, give everyone <strike>superpowers</strike> epilepsy.
|description=Under no circumstance do you ever clone anyone, spend all round being a monkey.
|difficulty=Hard
|difficulty=Hard
|access=[[Genetics]], [[Medbay]]}}
|access=[[Genetics]], [[Medbay]]}}
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|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Roboticist]]
|title=[[Roboticist]]
|description=Steal all the metal, cry because nobody wants to be a robot. Blind people with the flashes, remove their butts.
|description=Spend all round upgrading cyborgs, make medical doctors even more useless by building a [http://autisticpowers.info/ss13/wiki/Robot#Medbot med-bot].
|difficulty=Hard
|difficulty=Hard
|access=[[Robotics]], [[Medbay]], [[Maintenance]]}}
|access=[[Robotics]], [[Medbay]], [[Maintenance]]}}
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|imgwidth=64
|title=[[Scientist]]
|title=[[Scientist]]
|description=Ignore ArtLab. Set [[Chemistry]] on fire. Set [[Toxins]] on fire. Set the [[Teleporter Lab]] on fire. Set yourself on fire.
|description=Ignore the Artifact Lab.<strike>Set [[Chemistry]] on fire. Set [[Toxins]] on fire. Set the [[Teleporter Lab]] on fire. Set yourself on fire.</strike> Never go into the mixing room, sit in chemistry the whole match.
|difficulty=Hard
|difficulty=Hard
|access=[[Artifact Lab]], [[Chemistry]], [[Toxins]], [[Research Sector]], [[Teleporter Lab]]}}
|access=[[Artifact Lab]], [[Chemistry]], [[Toxins]], [[Research Sector]], [[Teleporter Lab]]}}
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|title=[[Security Officer]]
|title=[[Security Officer]]
|description=Beat the shit out of the [[Janitor]]. Hold the Stun Baton wrong.
|description=Be an ass, brig assistants for farting.  
|difficulty=Soul Crushing
|difficulty=Soul Crushing
|access=[[Maintenance]], [[Security]], [[Brig]]}}
|access=[[Maintenance]], [[Security]], [[Brig]]}}
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|title=[[Detective]]
|title=[[Detective]]
|description=Take pictures, litter hallway with said pictures. Smoke cigarettes, shoot people with a revolver.
|description=Never do any forensics ever, beg the captain or HoP for security access, get it, be terrible.
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Detective's Office]], [[Brig]]}}
|access=[[Detective's Office]], [[Brig]]}}
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|title=[[Chief Engineer]]
|title=[[Chief Engineer]]
|description=Throw [[Clown|others]] into the singularity, take the RCD and waste all the ammo. Get your boots stolen.
|description=Be a constant annoyance in the hallways using your boots, tell the engineers to setup the engine and hope for the best while you run off to the bridge or EVA.
|difficulty=Medium
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Engineering]], [[Electronics]], [[Bridge]], [[Mining Outpost|Mining]], [[EVA]], [[Maintenance]]}}
|access=[[Engineering]], [[Electronics]], [[Bridge]], [[Mining Outpost|Mining]], [[EVA]], [[Maintenance]]}}
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|title=[[Research Director]]
|title=[[Research Director]]
|description=Open the valve, die instantly.  
|description=Determine the purpose of the valve via the scientific method.
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|access=[[Medbay]], [[Research Sector|Research]], [[Genetics]], [[Artifact Lab|Artifacts]], [[Toxins]], [[Chemistry]], [[Teleporter Lab|Telescience]], [[Teleporter Room|Teleporter]], [[Bridge]]}}
|access=[[Medbay]], [[Research Sector|Research]], [[Genetics]], [[Artifact Lab|Artifacts]], [[Toxins]], [[Chemistry]], [[Teleporter Lab|Telescience]], [[Teleporter Room|Teleporter]], [[Bridge]]}}
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|title=[[Head of Security]]
|title=[[Head of Security]]
|description=Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place.
|description=Be a super cop and never reprimand security for being idiotic unless they aren't following your orders.
|difficulty=Harder than Hard
|difficulty=Harder than Hard
|access=Everything + [[Security#Head of Security's Office|Head of Security's Office]], [[Security#Armory|Armory]], [[Security#Solitary Confinement|Solitary]]}}
|access=Everything + [[Security#Head of Security's Office|Head of Security's Office]], [[Security#Armory|Armory]], [[Security#Solitary Confinement|Solitary]]}}
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|title=[[Head of Personnel]]
|title=[[Head of Personnel]]
|description=Disappear mysteriously, pretend to be [[Security]]. Give yourself an all-access ID, get murdered for said ID.
|description=Be terrible and give yourself an all access ID without asking, avoid doing your job at all costs.
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|access=May as well be everything}}
|access=May as well be everything}}
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|title=[[Captain]]
|title=[[Captain]]
|description=Get drunk, lose the disk, reprogram the AI.
|description=Try to be a super cop, fail miserably.  
|difficulty=Nightmarish
|difficulty=Nightmarish
|access=Everything}}
|access=Everything}}
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|title=[[Traitor]]
|title=[[Traitor]]
|description=Ignore objectives, go on a rampage with a glowing sword. Accidentally hit yourself with the sword.
|description=Do nothing most of the round because you're paranoid that the AI is watching you, get locked down by the AI.
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|access=Depends}}
|access=Depends}}
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|title=[[Vampire]]
|title=[[Vampire]]
|description=Drink blood, spread terror, blow every light in the station. Stand in the Chapel.
|description=Go on a quest for light-bulb genocide. Ultimately do nothing.  
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|access=Depends}}
|access=Depends}}
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|title=[[Wizard]]
|title=[[Wizard]]
|description=Turn people into [[cluwne]]s, complain about the [[Chaplain]], die in 12 seconds.  
|description=Run around trying to kill everyone, get electrocuted by the AI, die.
|difficulty=Easy to Hard
|difficulty=Easy to Hard
|access=Walk through walls}}
|access=Walk through walls}}
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|title=[[Changeling]]
|title=[[Changeling]]
|description=Neurotoxin people, turn into a monkey, whine about being caught. Spit acid and miss.
|description=Get caught five minutes into the match, disable all cameras, get stunned by another changeling in disguise, die.  
|difficulty=Hard
|difficulty=Hard
|access=Depends}}
|access=Depends}}
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|title=[[AI]]
|title=[[AI]]
|description=Bolt everything, save traitors. Get reprogrammed to be a <strike>dog cat pirate</strike> clown.
|description=Hunt down every antagonist role, ruin the round.  
|difficulty=Psychologically Devastating
|difficulty=Psychologically Devastating
|access=Everything}}
|access=Everything}}

Revision as of 17:55, 29 January 2013

These are all the jobs you can fuck up choose.

Civilian Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access


Jobass.png Staff Assistant Do not ever do anything fun, log out when you don't get the job you wanted. Easy Maintenance
64px Chef Give people food poisoning, Deep fry everyone and everything.Yell at the Botanists for not growing tomatoes, fight them for the seed dispenser. Easy Kitchen
Jobchap.png Chaplain Never use your secret room or mass driver, run around hitting people with a bible. Easy Chapel
Jobbar.png Barman Sit in the bar for ten minutes before abandoning it. Die trying to hunt down the HoP 
for a job change.
Easy Bar
Botanist.png Botanist Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday. Chainsaw people. Easy to Medium Hydroponics Maintenance
Jobjan.png Janitor Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff people everything into your trash cart. Easy to Hard Janitor's Closet, Maintenance


Maintenance Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Jobelec.png Electrician Convince security to let you make loads of security equipment, make electronics

into a bunker.

Medium Electronics, Maintenance
Jobeng.png Engineer Release the Singularity, flee from angry mob. Never set up Solars. Easy to Medium Engineering, Maintenance
Jobminer.png Miner Completely ignore the asteroid field, fuck off into space. Get killed by in thirty seconds because you didn't setup internals. Easy to Medium Engineering, Mining, Maintenance
Jobqmas.png Quartermaster Ignore the crew's requests, whine about everything, fuck off somewhere and never do your job. Medium Cargo Bay, Maintenance, Supplies


Research Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
64px Medical Doctor Never heal anyone voluntarily aside from the Captain and Security, complain about people taking med-kits nobody is using. Medium Medbay
64px Geneticist Under no circumstance do you ever clone anyone, spend all round being a monkey. Hard Genetics, Medbay
Jobrob.png Roboticist Spend all round upgrading cyborgs, make medical doctors even more useless by building a med-bot. Hard Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance
Jobsci.png Scientist Ignore the Artifact Lab.Set Chemistry on fire. Set Toxins on fire. Set the Teleporter Lab on fire. Set yourself on fire. Never go into the mixing room, sit in chemistry the whole match. Hard Artifact Lab, Chemistry, Toxins, Research Sector, Teleporter Lab


Personnel Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Jobsec.png Security Officer Be an ass, brig assistants for farting. Soul Crushing Maintenance, Security, Brig
Jobdet.png Detective Never do any forensics ever, beg the captain or HoP for security access, get it, be terrible. Easy Detective's Office, Brig
Jobceng.png Chief Engineer Be a constant annoyance in the hallways using your boots, tell the engineers to setup the engine and hope for the best while you run off to the bridge or EVA. Medium Engineering, Electronics, Bridge, Mining, EVA, Maintenance
Jobhor.png Research Director Determine the purpose of the valve via the scientific method. Medium to Hard Medbay, Research, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Teleporter, Bridge
Hos2012.gif Head of Security Be a super cop and never reprimand security for being idiotic unless they aren't following your orders. Harder than Hard Everything + Head of Security's Office, Armory, Solitary
64px Head of Personnel Be terrible and give yourself an all access ID without asking, avoid doing your job at all costs. Medium to Hard May as well be everything
Capn2x.png Captain Try to be a super cop, fail miserably. Nightmarish Everything


Antagonist Roles
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Jobtrait.png Traitor Do nothing most of the round because you're paranoid that the AI is watching you, get locked down by the AI. Medium to Hard Depends
Dracula.png Vampire Go on a quest for light-bulb genocide. Ultimately do nothing. Medium to Hard Depends
Joboper.png Nuclear Operative Speak over the radio two minutes in, leave the shuttle without a breath mask. Release the singularity, fly into it later. Hard Maintenance
64px Wizard Run around trying to kill everyone, get electrocuted by the AI, die. Easy to Hard Walk through walls
Changeling.png Changeling Get caught five minutes into the match, disable all cameras, get stunned by another changeling in disguise, die. Hard Depends
Jobspy.png Spy Lose your PDA, implant braindead people. Remind everyone why they got rid of Rev. Hard Depends


Special Roles
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Fancy2x.gif AI Hunt down every antagonist role, ruin the round. Psychologically Devastating Everything
64px Cyborg Ignore the AI. Scream at the crew to make upgrades, forget to recharge. Hard Everything
Jobmonkey.png Monkey Become the Chef's assistant. Get put on the spike for burgers cake. Nightmarish Depends
Ghost.png Ghost Rotate chairs, whine in deadchat, rave about omnighosts. None Irrelevant


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