Difference between revisions of "Jobs"
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
m (made some deletions to keep the jokes from being too long and too many.) |
m (Just a bit of spelling that needed fixing.) |
||
Line 177: | Line 177: | ||
|imgwidth=64 | |imgwidth=64 | ||
|title=[[Head of Personnel]] | |title=[[Head of Personnel]] | ||
|description= Steal a Space Suit one minute into the shift. | |description= Steal a Space Suit one minute into the shift. Disappear forever. | ||
|difficulty=Medium to Hard | |difficulty=Medium to Hard | ||
|access=May as well be everything}} | |access=May as well be everything}} | ||
Line 238: | Line 238: | ||
|imgwidth=64 | |imgwidth=64 | ||
|title=[[Spy]] | |title=[[Spy]] | ||
|description=Lose your PDA, implant [[Clown|braindead]] people. Remind everyone why they got rid of [[Game_Modes#Revolution|Rev]]. Die | |description=Lose your PDA, implant [[Clown|braindead]] people. Remind everyone why they got rid of [[Game_Modes#Revolution|Rev]]. Die. | ||
|difficulty=Hard | |difficulty=Hard | ||
|access=Depends}} | |access=Depends}} |
Revision as of 02:40, 4 February 2013
These are all the jobs you can fuck up choose.
Civilian Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access
|
![]() |
Staff Assistant | Fight everyone, ruin everything. | Easy | Maintenance |
64px | Chef | Deep fry everyone and everything.Yell at the Botanists for not growing tomatoes. | Easy | Kitchen |
![]() |
Chaplain | Never be around when you are actually needed. Fart on the Bible. | Easy | Chapel |
![]() |
Barman | Sit in the bar for ten minutes before abandoning it. Get drunk and die. | Easy | Bar |
![]() |
Botanist | Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday. Ignore the Chef. | Easy to Medium | Hydroponics Maintenance |
![]() |
Janitor | Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff |
Easy to Hard | Janitor's Closet, Maintenance |
Maintenance Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
![]() |
Electrician | Rob security and steal the Thermals. Block off escape with vending machines. | Medium | Electronics, Maintenance |
![]() |
Engineer | Release the Singularity, flee from angry mob. Never set up Solars. | Easy to Medium | Engineering, Maintenance |
![]() |
Miner | Completely ignore the asteroid field, fuck off into space. Get killed in thirty seconds because you didn't setup internals. | Easy to Medium | Engineering, Mining, Maintenance |
![]() |
Quartermaster | Ignore the crew's requests, whine about having no money. | Medium | Cargo Bay, Maintenance, Supplies |
Research Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
64px | Medical Doctor | Never heal anyone voluntarily aside from the Captain and Security, complain about people taking med-kits nobody is using. | Medium | Medbay |
64px | Geneticist | Under no circumstance do you ever clone anyone, spend all round being a monkey. | Hard | Genetics, Medbay |
![]() |
Roboticist | Steal all the metal, cry because nobody wants to be a robot. | Hard | Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance |
![]() |
Scientist | Ignore the Artifact Lab. |
Hard | Artifact Lab, Chemistry, Toxins, Research Sector, Teleporter Lab |
Personnel Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
![]() |
Security Officer | Beat the shit out of the Janitor. Hold the Stun Baton wrong. | Soul Crushing | Maintenance, Security, Brig |
![]() |
Detective | Get drunk and shoot people with your revolver. | Easy | Detective's Office, Brig |
![]() |
Chief Engineer | Try and run into space after never setting up the engine, get killed by angry mob. | Medium | Engineering, Electronics, Bridge, Mining, EVA, Maintenance |
![]() |
Research Director | Open the valve, die instantly. | Medium to Hard | Medbay, Research, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Teleporter, Bridge |
![]() |
Head of Security | Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. | Harder than Hard | Everything + Head of Security's Office, Armory, Solitary |
64px | Head of Personnel | Steal a Space Suit one minute into the shift. Disappear forever. | Medium to Hard | May as well be everything |
![]() |
Captain | Wake in the Bar drunk just after you were robbed of everything. Leave the Nuclear Disk with the Cats. | Nightmarish | Everything |
Antagonist Roles | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
![]() |
Traitor | Do nothing most of the round because you're paranoid that the AI is watching you, get locked down by the AI. | Medium to Hard | Depends |
![]() |
Vampire | Stand in the Chapel, die. | Medium to Hard | Depends |
![]() |
Nuclear Operative | Speak over the radio two minutes in, leave the shuttle without a breath mask, die. | Hard | Maintenance |
64px | Wizard | Run around trying to kill everyone, get electrocuted by the AI, die. | Easy to Hard | Walk through walls |
![]() |
Changeling | Get caught five minutes into the match, disable all cameras, get stunned by another changeling in disguise, die. | Hard | Depends |
![]() |
Spy | Lose your PDA, implant braindead people. Remind everyone why they got rid of Rev. Die. | Hard | Depends |
Special Roles | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
![]() |
AI | Ignore your laws. Electrify doors. | Psychologically Devastating | Everything |
64px | Cyborg | Ignore the AI. Scream at the crew to make upgrades, forget to recharge. | Hard | Everything |
![]() |
Monkey | Become the Chef's assistant. Get put on the spike for |
Nightmarish | Depends |
![]() |
Ghost | Rotate chairs, whine in deadchat, rave about omnighosts. | None | Irrelevant |