Jobs

These are all the jobs you can fuck up choose.

Civilian Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Staff Assistant	Fight everyone, ruin everything.	Easy	Maintenance
64px	Chef	Give people food poisoning, Deep fry everyone and everything.Yell at the Botanists for not growing tomatoes, fight them for the seed dispenser.	Easy	Kitchen
	Chaplain	Never use your secret room or mass driver, run around hitting people with a bible. Never be around when you are actually needed.	Easy	Chapel
	Barman	Sit in the bar for ten minutes before abandoning it. Try and shoot the Bar Patrons with your revolver, get robbed.	Easy	Bar
	Botanist	Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday. Chainsaw people. Chainsaw yourself.	Easy to Medium	Hydroponics Maintenance
	Janitor	Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff people everything into your trash cart.	Easy to Hard	Janitor's Closet, Maintenance

Maintenance Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Electrician	Convince security to let you make loads of security equipment, rob security after they refuse. Block off escape with vending machines.	Medium	Electronics, Maintenance
	Engineer	Release the Singularity, flee from angry mob. Never set up Solars.	Easy to Medium	Engineering, Maintenance
	Miner	Completely ignore the asteroid field, fuck off into space. Get killed in thirty seconds because you didn't setup internals.	Easy to Medium	Engineering, Mining, Maintenance
	Quartermaster	Ignore the crew's requests, whine about having no money after you buy weapons, fuck off somewhere and never do your job.	Medium	Cargo Bay, Maintenance, Supplies

Research Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
64px	Medical Doctor	Never heal anyone voluntarily aside from the Captain and Security, complain about people taking med-kits nobody is using. Stuff dead bodies into the sleeper, Beat people with med-kits.	Medium	Medbay
64px	Geneticist	Under no circumstance do you ever clone anyone, spend all round being a monkey.	Hard	Genetics, Medbay
	Roboticist	Steal all the metal, cry because nobody wants to be a robot.	Hard	Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance
	Scientist	Ignore the Artifact Lab.Set Chemistry on fire. Set Toxins on fire. Set the Teleporter Lab on fire. Set yourself on fire. Never go into the mixing room, sit in chemistry the whole match.	Hard	Artifact Lab, Chemistry, Toxins, Research Sector, Teleporter Lab

Personnel Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Security Officer	Beat the shit out of the Janitor. Hold the Stun Baton wrong.	Soul Crushing	Maintenance, Security, Brig
	Detective	Get drunk and shoot people with your revolver.	Easy	Detective's Office, Brig
	Chief Engineer	Be a constant annoyance in the hallways using your boots, tell the engineers to setup the engine and hope for the best while you run off to the bridge or EVA.	Medium	Engineering, Electronics, Bridge, Mining, EVA, Maintenance
	Research Director	Open the valve, die instantly.	Medium to Hard	Medbay, Research, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Teleporter, Bridge
	Head of Security	Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place.	Harder than Hard	Everything + Head of Security's Office, Armory, Solitary
64px	Head of Personnel	Be terrible and give yourself an all access ID without asking, avoid doing your job at all costs. Steal a Space Suit and disappear forever.	Medium to Hard	May as well be everything
	Captain	Try to be a super cop, fail miserably. Wake in the Bar drunk just after you were robbed of everything.	Nightmarish	Everything

Antagonist Roles
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Traitor	Do nothing most of the round because you're paranoid that the AI is watching you, get locked down by the AI.	Medium to Hard	Depends
	Vampire	Go on a quest for light-bulb genocide. Ultimately do nothing.	Medium to Hard	Depends
	Nuclear Operative	Speak over the radio two minutes in, leave the shuttle without a breath mask. Release the singularity, fly into it later.	Hard	Maintenance
64px	Wizard	Run around trying to kill everyone, get electrocuted by the AI, die.	Easy to Hard	Walk through walls
	Changeling	Get caught five minutes into the match, disable all cameras, get stunned by another changeling in disguise, die.	Hard	Depends
	Spy	Lose your PDA, implant braindead people. Remind everyone why they got rid of Rev.	Hard	Depends

Special Roles
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	AI	Ignore your laws. Electrify doors.	Psychologically Devastating	Everything
64px	Cyborg	Ignore the AI. Scream at the crew to make upgrades, forget to recharge.	Hard	Everything
	Monkey	Become the Chef's assistant. Get put on the spike for burgers cake.	Nightmarish	Depends
	Ghost	Rotate chairs, whine in deadchat, rave about omnighosts.	None	Irrelevant