Jobs
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These are all the jobs you can fuck up choose.
Civilian Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access
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Staff Assistant | Fight everyone, ruin everything. | Easy | Maintenance | |
64px | Chef | Give people food poisoning, Deep fry everyone and everything.Yell at the Botanists for not growing tomatoes, fight them for the seed dispenser. | Easy | Kitchen |
Chaplain | Never use your secret room or mass driver, run around hitting people with a bible. Never be around when you are actually needed. | Easy | Chapel | |
Barman | Sit in the bar for ten minutes before abandoning it. Try and shoot the Bar Patrons with your revolver, get robbed. | Easy | Bar | |
Botanist | Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday. Chainsaw people. Chainsaw yourself. | Easy to Medium | Hydroponics Maintenance | |
Janitor | Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff |
Easy to Hard | Janitor's Closet, Maintenance |
Maintenance Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
Electrician | Convince security to let you make loads of security equipment, rob security after they refuse. Block off escape with vending machines. | Medium | Electronics, Maintenance | |
Engineer | Release the Singularity, flee from angry mob. Never set up Solars. | Easy to Medium | Engineering, Maintenance | |
Miner | Completely ignore the asteroid field, fuck off into space. Get killed in thirty seconds because you didn't setup internals. | Easy to Medium | Engineering, Mining, Maintenance | |
Quartermaster | Ignore the crew's requests, whine about having no money after you buy weapons, fuck off somewhere and never do your job. | Medium | Cargo Bay, Maintenance, Supplies |
Research Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
64px | Medical Doctor | Never heal anyone voluntarily aside from the Captain and Security, complain about people taking med-kits nobody is using. Stuff dead bodies into the sleeper. | Medium | Medbay |
64px | Geneticist | Under no circumstance do you ever clone anyone, spend all round being a monkey. | Hard | Genetics, Medbay |
Roboticist | Steal all the metal, cry because nobody wants to be a robot. | Hard | Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance | |
Scientist | Ignore the Artifact Lab. |
Hard | Artifact Lab, Chemistry, Toxins, Research Sector, Teleporter Lab |
Personnel Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
Security Officer | Beat the shit out of the Janitor. Hold the Stun Baton wrong. | Soul Crushing | Maintenance, Security, Brig | |
Detective | Get drunk and shoot people with your revolver. | Easy | Detective's Office, Brig | |
Chief Engineer | Be a constant annoyance in the hallways using your boots, tell the engineers to setup the engine and hope for the best while you run off to the bridge or EVA. | Medium | Engineering, Electronics, Bridge, Mining, EVA, Maintenance | |
Research Director | Open the valve, die instantly. | Medium to Hard | Medbay, Research, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Teleporter, Bridge | |
Head of Security | Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. | Harder than Hard | Everything + Head of Security's Office, Armory, Solitary | |
64px | Head of Personnel | Be terrible and give yourself an all access ID without asking, avoid doing your job at all costs. Steal a Space Suit and disappear forever. | Medium to Hard | May as well be everything |
Captain | Try to be a super cop, fail miserably. Wake in the Bar drunk just after you were robbed of everything. | Nightmarish | Everything |
Antagonist Roles | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
Traitor | Do nothing most of the round because you're paranoid that the AI is watching you, get locked down by the AI. | Medium to Hard | Depends | |
Vampire | Go on a quest for light-bulb genocide. Ultimately do nothing. | Medium to Hard | Depends | |
Nuclear Operative | Speak over the radio two minutes in, leave the shuttle without a breath mask. Release the singularity, fly into it later. | Hard | Maintenance | |
64px | Wizard | Run around trying to kill everyone, get electrocuted by the AI, die. | Easy to Hard | Walk through walls |
Changeling | Get caught five minutes into the match, disable all cameras, get stunned by another changeling in disguise, die. | Hard | Depends | |
Spy | Lose your PDA, implant braindead people. Remind everyone why they got rid of Rev. | Hard | Depends |
Special Roles | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
AI | Ignore your laws. Electrify doors. | Psychologically Devastating | Everything | |
64px | Cyborg | Ignore the AI. Scream at the crew to make upgrades, forget to recharge. | Hard | Everything |
Monkey | Become the Chef's assistant. Get put on the spike for |
Nightmarish | Depends | |
Ghost | Rotate chairs, whine in deadchat, rave about omnighosts. | None | Irrelevant |