Jobs

These are all the jobs you can fuck up choose.

Civilian Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Staff Assistant	Fight everyone, ruin everything.	Easy	Maintenance
64px	Chef	Deep fry everyone and everything.Yell at the Botanists for not growing tomatoes.	Easy	Kitchen
	Chaplain	Never be around when you are actually needed. Fart on the Bible.	Easy	Chapel
	Barman	Sit in the bar for ten minutes before abandoning it. Get drunk and die.	Easy	Bar
	Botanist	Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday. Ignore the Chef.	Easy to Medium	Hydroponics Maintenance
	Janitor	Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff people everything into your trash cart.	Easy to Hard	Janitor's Closet, Maintenance

Maintenance Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Electrician	Rob security and steal the Thermals. Block off escape with vending machines.	Medium	Electronics, Maintenance
	Engineer	Release the Singularity, flee from angry mob. Never set up Solars.	Easy to Medium	Engineering, Maintenance
	Miner	Completely ignore the asteroid field, fuck off into space. Get killed in thirty seconds because you didn't setup internals.	Easy to Medium	Engineering, Mining, Maintenance
	Quartermaster	Ignore the crew's requests, whine about having no money.	Medium	Cargo Bay, Maintenance, Supplies

Research Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
64px	Medical Doctor	Never heal anyone voluntarily aside from the Captain and Security, complain about people taking med-kits nobody is using.	Medium	Medbay
64px	Geneticist	Under no circumstance do you ever clone anyone, spend all round being a monkey.	Hard	Genetics, Medbay
	Roboticist	Steal all the metal, cry because nobody wants to be a robot.	Hard	Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance
	Scientist	Ignore the Artifact Lab.Set Chemistry on fire. Set Toxins on fire. Set the Teleporter Lab on fire. Set yourself on fire.	Hard	Artifact Lab, Chemistry, Toxins, Research Sector, Teleporter Lab

Personnel Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Security Officer	Beat the shit out of the Janitor. Hold the Stun Baton wrong.	Soul Crushing	Maintenance, Security, Brig
	Detective	Get drunk and shoot people with your revolver.	Easy	Detective's Office, Brig
	Chief Engineer	Try and run into space after never setting up the engine, get killed by angry mob.	Medium	Engineering, Electronics, Bridge, Mining, EVA, Maintenance
	Research Director	Mistreat your Greater Domestic Bee, get stung to death.	Medium to Hard	Medbay, Research, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Teleporter, Bridge
	Head of Security	Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place.	Harder than Hard	Everything + Head of Security's Office, Armory, Solitary
64px	Head of Personnel	Steal a Space Suit one minute into the shift. Disappear forever.	Medium to Hard	May as well be everything
	Captain	Wake in the Bar drunk just after you were robbed of everything. Leave the Nuclear Disk with the Cats.	Nightmarish	Everything

Antagonist Roles
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Traitor	Do nothing most of the round because you're paranoid that the AI is watching you, get locked down by the AI.	Medium to Hard	Depends
	Vampire	Stand in the Chapel, die.	Medium to Hard	Depends
	Nuclear Operative	Speak over the radio two minutes in, leave the shuttle without a breath mask, die.	Hard	Maintenance
64px	Wizard	Run around trying to kill everyone, get electrocuted by the AI, die.	Easy to Hard	Walk through walls
	Changeling	Get caught five minutes into the match, disable all cameras, get stunned by another changeling in disguise, die.	Hard	Depends
	Spy	Lose your PDA, implant braindead people. Remind everyone why they got rid of Rev. Die.	Hard	Depends

Special Roles
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	AI	Ignore your laws. Electrify doors.	Psychologically Devastating	Everything
64px	Cyborg	Ignore the AI. Scream at the crew to make upgrades, forget to recharge.	Hard	Everything
	Monkey	Become the Chef's assistant. Get put on the spike for burgers cake.	Nightmarish	Depends
	Ghost	Rotate chairs, whine in deadchat, rave about omnighosts.	None	Irrelevant