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|title=[[Staff Assistant]]
|title=[[Staff Assistant]]
|description=Fight everyone, ruin everything.
|description=Fight everyone, ruin '''everything'''.
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Maintenance]]}}
|access=[[Maintenance]]}}
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|title=[[Chef]]
|title=[[Chef]]
|description= Deep fry everyone and everything.Yell at the Botanists for not growing tomatoes.
|description= Deep fry the entire station. Fight the Botanists over tomatos.
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Kitchen]]}}
|access=[[Kitchen]]}}
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|title=[[Chaplain]]
|title=[[Chaplain]]
|description= Never be around when you are actually needed. Fart on the Bible.
|description= Jump out the mass driver to visit the AI. Never be around when you are actually needed.  
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Chapel]]}}
|access=[[Chapel]]}}
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|title=[[Barman]]
|title=[[Barman]]
|description=Sit in the bar for ten minutes before abandoning it. Get drunk and die.
|description=Get drunk, try to shoot the bar patrons with your revolver. Get subsequently looted.
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Bar]]}}
|access=[[Bar]]}}
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|title=[[Botanist]]
|title=[[Botanist]]
|description=Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday. Ignore the Chef.
|description=Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday. Ignore the Chef, chainsaw yourself.
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|access=[[Hydroponics|Hydroponics]] [[Maintenance]]}}
|access=[[Hydroponics|Hydroponics]] [[Maintenance]]}}
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|title=[[Electrician]]
|title=[[Electrician]]
|description= Rob security and steal the Thermals. Block off escape with vending machines.  
|description= Ask nicely to scan the thermals. Run off with them.  
|difficulty=Medium
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Electronics]], [[Maintenance]]}}
|access=[[Electronics]], [[Maintenance]]}}
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|title=[[Miner]]
|title=[[Miner]]
|description=Completely ignore the asteroid field, fuck off into space. Get killed in thirty seconds because you didn't setup internals.
|description=Completely ignore the asteroid field, fuck off into space. Run out of air.
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|access=[[Engineering]], [[Mining Outpost|Mining]], [[Maintenance]]}}
|access=[[Engineering]], [[Mining Outpost|Mining]], [[Maintenance]]}}
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|title=[[Quartermaster]]
|title=[[Quartermaster]]
|description=Ignore the crew's requests, whine about having no money.
|description=Ignore the crew's requests, whine about having no money. Buy beer and guns, shoot yourself when drunk.
|difficulty=Medium
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Cargo Bay]], [[Maintenance]], Supplies}}
|access=[[Cargo Bay]], [[Maintenance]], Supplies}}
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|title=[[Medical Doctor]]
|title=[[Medical Doctor]]
|description=Never heal anyone voluntarily aside from the Captain and Security, complain about people taking med-kits nobody is using.  
|description=Never heal anyone, whine about people taking med-kits. Murder people who insult the HS.  
|difficulty=Medium
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Medbay]]}}
|access=[[Medbay]]}}
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|title=[[Geneticist]]
|title=[[Geneticist]]
|description=Under no circumstance do you ever clone anyone, spend all round being a monkey.
|description=Scatter a load of injectors labelled "Hulk TK!". Watch and laugh, then get beat up.
|difficulty=Hard
|difficulty=Hard
|access=[[Genetics]], [[Medbay]]}}
|access=[[Genetics]], [[Medbay]]}}
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|title=[[Scientist]]
|title=[[Scientist]]
|description=Ignore the Artifact Lab.<strike>Set [[Chemistry]] on fire. Set [[Toxins]] on fire. Set the [[Teleporter Lab]] on fire. Set yourself on fire.</strike>
|description=Ignore the Artifact Lab. Set [[Chemistry]] on fire. Set [[Toxins]] on fire. Set the [[Teleporter Lab]] on fire. Set yourself on fire.
|difficulty=Hard
|difficulty=Hard
|access=[[Artifact Lab]], [[Chemistry]], [[Toxins]], [[Research Sector]], [[Teleporter Lab]]}}
|access=[[Artifact Lab]], [[Chemistry]], [[Toxins]], [[Research Sector]], [[Teleporter Lab]]}}
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|title=[[Security Officer]]
|title=[[Security Officer]]
|description=Beat the shit out of the [[Janitor]]. Hold the Stun Baton wrong.
|description=Beat the utter shit out of the [[Janitor]]. Hold the Stun Baton wrong.
|difficulty=Soul Crushing
|difficulty=Soul Crushing
|access=[[Maintenance]], [[Security]], [[Brig]]}}
|access=[[Maintenance]], [[Security]], [[Brig]]}}
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|title=[[Detective]]
|title=[[Detective]]
|description=Get drunk and shoot people with your revolver.
|description=Get drunk. Take photos. Turn up dead and naked 20 minutes later.
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[Detective's Office]], [[Brig]]}}
|access=[[Detective's Office]], [[Brig]]}}
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|title=[[Chief Engineer]]
|title=[[Chief Engineer]]
|description=Try and run into space after never setting up the engine, get killed by angry mob.
|description=Sacrifice your staff to the Singularity. Set up the emitters wrong.
|difficulty=Medium
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Engineering]], [[Electronics]], [[Bridge]], [[Mining Outpost|Mining]], [[EVA]], [[Maintenance]]}}
|access=[[Engineering]], [[Electronics]], [[Bridge]], [[Mining Outpost|Mining]], [[EVA]], [[Maintenance]]}}
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|title=[[Research Director]]
|title=[[Research Director]]
|description=Mistreat your Greater Domestic Bee, get stung to death.
|description='''Do nothing worthwhile for anyone ever.''' Stab your bee, get stung back and die.
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|access=[[Medbay]], [[Research Sector|Research]], [[Genetics]], [[Artifact Lab|Artifacts]], [[Toxins]], [[Chemistry]], [[Teleporter Lab|Telescience]], [[Teleporter Room|Teleporter]], [[Bridge]]}}
|access=[[Medbay]], [[Research Sector|Research]], [[Genetics]], [[Artifact Lab|Artifacts]], [[Toxins]], [[Chemistry]], [[Teleporter Lab|Telescience]], [[Teleporter Room|Teleporter]], [[Bridge]]}}
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|title=[[Captain]]
|title=[[Captain]]
|description= Wake in the Bar drunk just after you were robbed of everything. Leave the Nuclear Disk with the Cats.
|description=Get drunk, reprogram the AI into a dog. Throw the authentication disk at the Syndicate.
|difficulty=Nightmarish
|difficulty=Nightmarish
|access=Everything}}
|access=Everything}}
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|title=[[Traitor]]
|title=[[Traitor]]
|description=Do nothing most of the round because you're paranoid that the AI is watching you, get locked down by the AI.
|description=Buy a glowy sword. Hit yourself with the glowy sword.
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|access=Depends}}
|access=Depends}}
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|title=[[Vampire]]
|title=[[Vampire]]
|description=Stand in the Chapel, die.
|description=Accidentally stand in the Chapel and melt.
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|access=Depends}}
|access=Depends}}
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|title=[[Nuclear Operative]]
|title=[[Nuclear Operative]]
|description=Speak over the radio two minutes in, leave the shuttle without a breath mask, die.
|description=Speak over the radio two minutes in. Leave the shuttle without a breath mask.
|difficulty=Hard
|difficulty=Hard
|access=[[Maintenance]]}}
|access=[[Maintenance]]}}
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|title=[[Wizard]]
|title=[[Wizard]]
|description=Run around trying to kill everyone, get electrocuted by the AI, die.
|description=Run around trying to kill everyone, get electrocuted by the AI. Whine, repsawn, repeat.
|difficulty=Easy to Hard
|difficulty=Easy to Hard
|access=Walk through walls}}
|access=Walk through walls}}
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|title=[[Changeling]]
|title=[[Changeling]]
|description=Get caught five minutes into the match, disable all cameras, get stunned by another changeling in disguise, die.  
|description=Get caught five minutes into the round. Fight other changelings and lose.
|difficulty=Hard
|difficulty=Hard
|access=Depends}}
|access=Depends}}
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|title=[[Spy]]
|title=[[Spy]]
|description=Lose your PDA, implant [[Clown|braindead]] people. Remind everyone why they got rid of [[Game_Modes#Revolution|Rev]]. Die.
|description=Lose your PDA, implant [[Clown|braindead]] people. Remind everyone why they got rid of [[Game_Modes#Revolution|Rev]].
|difficulty=Hard
|difficulty=Hard
|access=Depends}}
|access=Depends}}
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|title=[[AI]]
|title=[[AI]]
|description=Ignore your laws. Electrify doors.
|description=Get bored. Open doors. Release the singularity.
|difficulty=Psychologically Devastating
|difficulty=Psychologically Devastating
|access=Everything}}
|access=Everything}}
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|title=[[Cyborg]]
|title=[[Cyborg]]
|description=Ignore the AI. Scream at the crew to make upgrades, forget to recharge.
|description=Scream at the crew to make upgrades, forget to recharge. Ignore the AI.
|difficulty=Hard
|difficulty=Hard
|access=Everything}}
|access=Everything}}

Revision as of 19:10, 8 February 2013

These are all the jobs you can fuck up choose.

Civilian Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access


Jobass.png Staff Assistant Fight everyone, ruin everything. Easy Maintenance
64px Chef Deep fry the entire station. Fight the Botanists over tomatos. Easy Kitchen
Jobchap.png Chaplain Jump out the mass driver to visit the AI. Never be around when you are actually needed. Easy Chapel
Jobbar.png Barman Get drunk, try to shoot the bar patrons with your revolver. Get subsequently looted. Easy Bar
Botanist.png Botanist Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday. Ignore the Chef, chainsaw yourself. Easy to Medium Hydroponics Maintenance
Jobjan.png Janitor Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff people everything into your trash cart. Easy to Hard Janitor's Closet, Maintenance


Maintenance Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Jobelec.png Electrician Ask nicely to scan the thermals. Run off with them. Medium Electronics, Maintenance
Jobeng.png Engineer Release the Singularity, flee from angry mob. Never set up Solars. Easy to Medium Engineering, Maintenance
Jobminer.png Miner Completely ignore the asteroid field, fuck off into space. Run out of air. Easy to Medium Engineering, Mining, Maintenance
Jobqmas.png Quartermaster Ignore the crew's requests, whine about having no money. Buy beer and guns, shoot yourself when drunk. Medium Cargo Bay, Maintenance, Supplies


Research Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
64px Medical Doctor Never heal anyone, whine about people taking med-kits. Murder people who insult the HS. Medium Medbay
64px Geneticist Scatter a load of injectors labelled "Hulk TK!". Watch and laugh, then get beat up. Hard Genetics, Medbay
Jobrob.png Roboticist Steal all the metal, cry because nobody wants to be a robot. Hard Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance
Jobsci.png Scientist Ignore the Artifact Lab. Set Chemistry on fire. Set Toxins on fire. Set the Teleporter Lab on fire. Set yourself on fire. Hard Artifact Lab, Chemistry, Toxins, Research Sector, Teleporter Lab


Personnel Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Jobsec.png Security Officer Beat the utter shit out of the Janitor. Hold the Stun Baton wrong. Soul Crushing Maintenance, Security, Brig
Jobdet.png Detective Get drunk. Take photos. Turn up dead and naked 20 minutes later. Easy Detective's Office, Brig
Jobceng.png Chief Engineer Sacrifice your staff to the Singularity. Set up the emitters wrong. Medium Engineering, Electronics, Bridge, Mining, EVA, Maintenance
Jobhor.png Research Director Do nothing worthwhile for anyone ever. Stab your bee, get stung back and die. Medium to Hard Medbay, Research, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Teleporter, Bridge
Hos2012.gif Head of Security Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. Harder than Hard Everything + Head of Security's Office, Armory, Solitary
64px Head of Personnel Steal a Space Suit one minute into the shift. Disappear forever. Medium to Hard May as well be everything
Capn2x.png Captain Get drunk, reprogram the AI into a dog. Throw the authentication disk at the Syndicate. Nightmarish Everything


Antagonist Roles
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Jobtrait.png Traitor Buy a glowy sword. Hit yourself with the glowy sword. Medium to Hard Depends
Dracula.png Vampire Accidentally stand in the Chapel and melt. Medium to Hard Depends
Joboper.png Nuclear Operative Speak over the radio two minutes in. Leave the shuttle without a breath mask. Hard Maintenance
64px Wizard Run around trying to kill everyone, get electrocuted by the AI. Whine, repsawn, repeat. Easy to Hard Walk through walls
Changeling.png Changeling Get caught five minutes into the round. Fight other changelings and lose. Hard Depends
Jobspy.png Spy Lose your PDA, implant braindead people. Remind everyone why they got rid of Rev. Hard Depends


Special Roles
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Fancy2x.gif AI Get bored. Open doors. Release the singularity. Psychologically Devastating Everything
64px Cyborg Scream at the crew to make upgrades, forget to recharge. Ignore the AI. Hard Everything
Jobmonkey.png Monkey Become the Chef's assistant. Get put on the spike for burgers cake. Nightmarish Depends
Ghost.png Ghost Rotate chairs, whine in deadchat, rave about omnighosts. None Irrelevant


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