Jobs

These are all the jobs you can fuck up choose.

Civilian Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Staff Assistant	Do not ever do anything fun, log out when you don't get the job you wanted.	Easy	Maintenance
64px	Chef	Give people food poisoning, Deep fry everyone and everything.Yell at the Botanists for not growing tomatoes, fight them for the seed dispenser.	Easy	Kitchen
	Chaplain	Never use your secret room or mass driver, run around hitting people with a bible.	Easy	Chapel
	Barman	Sit in the bar for ten minutes before abandoning it. Die trying to hunt down the HoP for a job change.	Easy	Bar
	Botanist	Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday. Chainsaw people.	Easy to Medium	Hydroponics Maintenance
	Janitor	Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff people everything into your trash cart.	Easy to Hard	Janitor's Closet, Maintenance

Maintenance Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Electrician	Convince security to let you make loads of security equipment, make electronics into a bunker.	Medium	Electronics, Maintenance
	Engineer	Release the Singularity, flee from angry mob. Never set up Solars.	Easy to Medium	Engineering, Maintenance
	Miner	Completely ignore the asteroid field, fuck off into space. Get killed by in thirty seconds because you didn't setup internals.	Easy to Medium	Engineering, Mining, Maintenance
	Quartermaster	Ignore the crew's requests, whine about everything, fuck off somewhere and never do your job.	Medium	Cargo Bay, Maintenance, Supplies

Research Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
64px	Medical Doctor	Never heal anyone voluntarily aside from the Captain and Security, complain about people taking med-kits nobody is using.	Medium	Medbay
64px	Geneticist	Under no circumstance do you ever clone anyone, spend all round being a monkey.	Hard	Genetics, Medbay
	Roboticist	Spend all round upgrading cyborgs, make medical doctors even more useless by building a med-bot.	Hard	Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance
	Scientist	Ignore the Artifact Lab.Set Chemistry on fire. Set Toxins on fire. Set the Teleporter Lab on fire. Set yourself on fire. Never go into the mixing room, sit in chemistry the whole match.	Hard	Artifact Lab, Chemistry, Toxins, Research Sector, Teleporter Lab

Personnel Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Security Officer	Be an ass, brig assistants for farting.	Soul Crushing	Maintenance, Security, Brig
	Detective	Never do any forensics ever, beg the captain or HoP for security access, get it, be terrible.	Easy	Detective's Office, Brig
	Chief Engineer	Be a constant annoyance in the hallways using your boots, tell the engineers to setup the engine and hope for the best while you run off to the bridge or EVA.	Medium	Engineering, Electronics, Bridge, Mining, EVA, Maintenance
	Research Director	Determine the purpose of the valve via the scientific method.	Medium to Hard	Medbay, Research, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Teleporter, Bridge
	Head of Security	Be a super cop and never reprimand security for being idiotic unless they aren't following your orders.	Harder than Hard	Everything + Head of Security's Office, Armory, Solitary
64px	Head of Personnel	Be terrible and give yourself an all access ID without asking, avoid doing your job at all costs.	Medium to Hard	May as well be everything
	Captain	Try to be a super cop, fail miserably.	Nightmarish	Everything

Antagonist Roles
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Traitor	Do nothing most of the round because you're paranoid that the AI is watching you, get locked down by the AI.	Medium to Hard	Depends
	Vampire	Go on a quest for light-bulb genocide. Ultimately do nothing.	Medium to Hard	Depends
	Nuclear Operative	Speak over the radio two minutes in, leave the shuttle without a breath mask. Release the singularity, fly into it later.	Hard	Maintenance
64px	Wizard	Run around trying to kill everyone, get electrocuted by the AI, die.	Easy to Hard	Walk through walls
	Changeling	Get caught five minutes into the match, disable all cameras, get stunned by another changeling in disguise, die.	Hard	Depends
	Spy	Lose your PDA, implant braindead people. Remind everyone why they got rid of Rev.	Hard	Depends

Special Roles
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	AI	Hunt down every antagonist role, ruin the round.	Psychologically Devastating	Everything
64px	Cyborg	Ignore the AI. Scream at the crew to make upgrades, forget to recharge.	Hard	Everything
	Monkey	Become the Chef's assistant. Get put on the spike for burgers cake.	Nightmarish	Depends
	Ghost	Rotate chairs, whine in deadchat, rave about omnighosts.	None	Irrelevant