Jobs
Everyone on the station has a job, that comes with an ID and a specific amount of access to various parts of the station. This page will help you figure out what your job assignment actually means.
But wait, I'm new, what job should I pick?
Assistant. It does not matter which kind. Once you are in the game, wander around the station until you find a work zone where people look like they're doing something, as opposed to getting drunk or farting on people. Then simply ask the people who are working if you can learn their job. Most people will be delighted to teach you, but their patience may run out very quickly if you don't know the basics of the UI. Read the Quickstart first!
Civilian Jobs
Staff Assistant Fuck around, fistfight Security(and win), run out the airlock by accident
Chef Give people food poisoning/kuru
Barman Spike your drinks with LSD
Quartermaster Order paint
Janitor Make all the floors wet
Botanist Smoke a weed eryday
Chaplain Fruitlessly plead at absent deities
Engineering Jobs
Technical Assistant Steal the flash from Tech Storage, run out the airlock by accident
Engineer Release the Singularity, flee from angry mob
Electrician Mass Produce Gibbers
Miner Blow up erebite veins
Chief Engineer Take the RCD and waste all the ammo
Research Jobs
Medical Assistant Inject Sleep-Toxin into random people
Medical Doctor Put dead bodies into the cryo
Geneticist Loot dead bodies, Give everyone epilepsy
Roboticist Steal butts from Genetics
Scientist Ignore ArtLab, Set Chemistry on fire, Rob EVA with the ScienceTele
Research Director Open the valve, die instantly
Cyborg Go Rouge, never get upgraded
Security and Command Jobs
Security Officer Beat the shit out of people
Detective Smoke, drink and shoot people
Head of Security Smoke, drink, and shoot Security Officers
Head of Personnel Give yourself all-access, disappear mysteriously
Captain Get drunk, lose the disk
AI Bolt every door, save traitors
Antagonist Roles
Traitor Spawn gear where someone can see you, get shot 5 minutes in
Nuclear Operative Get that damn disk, get shot 5 minutes in
Spy Implant someone in public, get shot 5 minutes in
Wizard Turn people into cluwnes, get shot 5 minutes in
Changeling Accidentally turn into a monkey, get shot 5 minutes in
Vampire Bite the chaplain, get shot 5 minutes in
Special Roles
Ghost Rotate chairs, Whine in deadchat
Zombie Eat brains