User:Studenterhue/Foodbuffs

Prototype for a version of the Foods and Drinks page that explains food buffs and lists the specific buffs offered by specific foods
See my spreadsheet here https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bsXcuYGQdPaPjfnpbIXvHnvS2WKSIv36iVXo6fit58g/edit?usp=sharing

Snacks

Icon	Name	Available from	Info
	Donut	Vendor, kitchen	Frosted donuts give double the HP recovery to security officers. <Insert Joke>
	Chips	Vendor
	Candy	Vendor
	Fries	Vendor, kitchen
	Popcorn	Kitchen
	Onion chips	Kitchen
	Nougat bar	Kitchen
	Granola bar	Kitchen
	Cookie tin	Kitchen	Contains 7x butter cookies
	Hetz' Cup	Kitchen
	Candy apple	Kitchen
	Candy cane	Kitchen
	Yoghurt	Kitchen	Requires spoon.
	Pickle	Kitchen
	Swedish Fisk	Kitchen	Contains swedium.
	Extravagant Chocolate Gateau	Kitchen
	Fortune Cookie	Quartermaster	A small cookie with a Zoldorf-esque fortune in it.
	Chinese takeout carton	Quartermaster	A carton full of delicious Space Chinese food. The character depicted is half the expression for "China".
	Candy heart	Quartermaster	Flavored chalk with inscriptions such as "Robust Me" and "Love Transfer Valve". 10 in every box!
	Peach ring	Quartermaster,GTM	Contains a tiny bit of peach juice.
	Delectable Dan's Scrumptious Strudel	GTMs	Contains strawberry juice, vanilla, and three random miscellaenous reagents!
	Cinnamon sugar donut	GTMs	Absolutely chockful of sugar.
	Little Danny's Snack Cake	Hacked FoodTech	Comes in many colors and with bad grease, VHFCS, "flavoring", and occasionally just poison.
	Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf	Abandoned crates, most Listening Posts	A regular snack cake that's most definitely not trying to be a Twinkie.
	Descuento Danito's Burritos	Snacks Vendor	Available in many different flavours. Comes with an integral heating mechanism. May contain a golden ticket.
	Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles	Snacks Vendor	Literally poison. Also equipped with a heater.
	Hungry Dan's TV Dinners	Snacks Vendor	Yum. Also equipped with a heater.
	Lollipop	Medbay	A healthy snack containing a small amount of medicine, such as charcoal or saline.
	Goatze's Caramel Creme	Goodybags	Surprisingly delicious! (And very sugary.)
	Candy corn	Goodybags	Disappointing. Gives you loads of sugar and bad oil to rub it in.
	-1 Bar	Food synthesizers
	Farty Snott's Every Flavour Beans	Wizard's Den, Trench	Contains random reagents that cannot be extracted. More at Wizard.
	Yellow cake	RD Office	Contains uranium. Safe and delicious!
	Pope Crunch	Crew quarters	Extremely crunchy! Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl.
	Roach Puffs	Oshan Kitchen maint	Can also be directly eaten or mixed with milk in a bowl. But there's no chocolate in it...
	Shredded Syndies	GTM, Ocean Listening Post	Eat directly from the box or in a bowl. Fortified with atropine & space drugs.
	Telecrystal	Mining	Surprisingly edible! Has a variety of effects.
	Flockburger	Debris Field/Oshan station level merchant	Turns out that a glass sandwich is made of silicon, radium, and limeade.
	Weird cheese	Mining Outpost, chemistry	Too rotten to be used in food and chockful of weird decay products.
	Funny-looking can	Abandoned derelict	Is surströmming. For Swedes, makes a delightful dish. For non-Swedes, induces a wide range of gross-out effects, most of which involve stuns and vomiting, with a very rare chance to puke out a heart or become extra stinky.
	Apple	Hydroponics
	Banana	Hydroponics	Peel it first!
	Orange	Hydroponics
	Lemon	Hydroponics
	Lime	Hydroponics
	Strawberry	Hydroponics
	Avocado	Hydroponics
	Grapes	Hydroponics
	Melon slice	Hydroponics	Slice a watermelon with something sharp to get six of these.
	Honey	Hydroponics	Produced by space bees. Taste may vary, depending on the plant that provided the nectar.
	Carrot	Hydroponics
	Slurryfruit	Hydroponics	Poisonous!
	Eggplant	Hydroponics
	Coconut meat	Hydroponics	Break open a coconut to these loads of these and a handy cup.
	Pineapple slice	Hydroponics	No salt needed. Cut a pineapple to get one of these. Must be kept away from pizza at all costs.
	Bamboo shoot	Hydroponics	Slice a bamboo stalk to get one of these.
	?????	Incompetent chef	Contains ???? (reagent). The result of a bad recipe, probably shouldn't eat this...
	Smoldering Mess	Incompetent chef	Also contains ????. The result of overcooking or -frying something.

Chef's Cookbook

Here's where the real fun starts. While most of the ingredients needed by the chef should either be available in your kitchen or can be grown for you in hydroponics, some recipes may require items from elsewhere on the station. A fair number of recipes also have downsides, so be wary of food poisoning and other nasty occurrences.

Cooking times listed here are safe (but not absolute) ranges. Plenty of foods can work with just one second of cooking time, but it'll diminish the duration of the associated food buffs. Like To Serve Man, you are encouraged to experiment and tinker.

Unlike To Serve Man, this cookbook is also semi-interactive. If you click on an image of an ingredient, you'll be taken another page/part of this page that'll show to how to make or obtain that ingredient. For example, if you're looking up the recipe for meat cake, you can click on the cake batter image for the recipe for cake or the meat image for some sources of meat. Convenient, no?

Ingredients

Short list of items that will be your basic ingredients, many of which can also be ordered in a crate from quartermasters.

Icon	Name	Available from
	Flour	Kitchen or process from wheat.
	Sugar	Kitchen or process from sugarcane.
	Oatmeal	Kitchen or process from oats.
	Rice	Process rice.
	Semolina Flour	Process from durum wheat.
	Donk pockets	Kitchen. Contains 6x (cold). Better warmed up.
	Bacon strips	Kitchen. Contains 7x
	Human meat	Kitchen
	Monkey meat	Kitchen
	Synthetic meat	Hydroponics
	Fish Fillet	Kitchen. Comes in different kinds.
	Small fish fillet	Kitchen. Can be used in same recipes as regular-sized fillet.
	Mystery meat	Raking through gibs, butchering certain Critters - dubious nutritional value!
	Chicken nugget	Kitchen. May be used in place of mystery meat in most specific recipes.
	Flock nugget	Debris Field Vendor. Like the above, but made of robot radio chicken.
	Brain	Robotics
	Intelligence Formation Chip	Robotics
	Synthbrain	Hydroponics
	Odd crystal	Debris Field merchant, butchering flockdrones
	Heart	Robotics
	Cyberheart	Robotics
	Synthheart	Hydroponics
	Butt	Hydroponics, robotics
	Cyberbutt	Robotics
	Wheat	Hydroponics
	Steel Wheat	Hydroponics
	Oats	Hydroponics
	Durum Wheat	Hydroponics
	Rice Sprig	Hydroponics
	Pumpkin	Hydroponics
	Watermelon	Hydroponics
	Potato	Hydroponics
	Mushroom	Hydroponics
	Tomato	Hydroponics
	Chili pepper	Hydroponics
	Lettuce leaf	Hydroponics
	Cucumber	Hydroponics
	Carrot	Hydroponics
	Corn cob	Hydroponics
	Garlic	Hydroponics
	Onion	Hydroponics
	Coconut	Hydroponics
	Pineapple	Hydroponics
	Mint leaf	Hydroponics
	Bean pod	Hydroponics
	Soybean pod	Hydroponics
	Peanuts	Hydroponics
	Egg	Kitchen
	Milk	Kitchen or process from soybean pods. Empty bottles of milk can still be used in recipes.
	Rancid Milk	Debris Field. Look in the abandoned/less well-kept places.
	Quilty Farms Milk	Can substitute for the smaller bottles of milk in most recipes, even when devoid of any milk.
	Cheese	Kitchen
	Spaghetti	Kitchen or process from pasta sheets. Often has a silly name.
	Peanut butter	Kitchen or process from peanuts.
	Maple syrup	Kitchen
	Honey	Space bees
	Royal jelly	Debris Field merchant
	Seaweed sheets	Oshan Lab seafloor

Ingredient Processing

The food processor is important too! With it, you can turn items into different forms, which may be more useful, or usable in recipes.

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Buffs	Info
Ectoplasm	+	+		Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, pour it (min: 10 units) into a fire extinguisher and then use the HUD icon to spray all around you.
Ectoplasm	+	+		Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, put it inside a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), then either pour the beaker onto a tile or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder.
Cheese	+ +			See ectoplasm. Required minimum is 10 units.
Cheese	+ +	+		Collect the vomit into a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), pour some milk into the beaker, then either pour it onto the floor or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder.
Monkey meat				Putting them into the gibber is also fine.
Human meat
Spaghetti				Item name often has a silly synonym for spaghetti, like "pisghetti" or "spag".
Flour
Rice				Confusingly called Rice, while the harvested item is called Rice Sprig.
Seaweed sheet				Seaweed is found on Oshan Lab's seafloor.
Sticky Rice
Rice Ball				Makes 3 rice balls.
Onigiri	+			A simplified version of how it is made in real life too, unlike...
Sushi Roll	/ + +			6 seconds low, use knife to slice. Not correct sushi making.
Makizushi Roll	/ +			6 seconds low. Also incorrect sushi making.
Oatmeal
Semolina Flour				Must be wheat of the durum wheat mutation
Iron fillings				Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Chocolate chips				Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Sugar
Milk				Also goes by the name "Creaca's Space Milk"
Peanut butter
Yoghurt	(rancid)			Must use a bottle of rancid milk specifically. Requires spoon.
Semolina Dough
Pasta Sheet	+
Dough
Sweet dough	+
4x Cookie doughs	+			Probably shouldn't be eaten raw!
Dough strip	+			You can click on another strip with your strip to attach them back together.
Dough circle	+			Click on the dough strip in your hand.
Holey dough	+
Crumpet				3 Seconds, low.
/ Bagel				3 Seconds, low. Can create both plain and seed bagels.
Donut	+			3 Seconds, low.
Ice cream cone	+			1 second, low
Cake batter	+ 2x
Pancake batter	+ 2x +
Loaf of bread				1 second, low
Slice of bread	+
Loaf of honey-wheat bread	+			1 second, low
Slice of honey-wheat bread	+
Loaf of banana bread	+ +			Peel the banana first! 1 second, low
Slice of banana bread	+
Loaf of Elvis bread	+ +			Peel the banana first! 6 seconds, low
Slice of Elvis bread	+
Loaf of dread	+			Spooky! 6 seconds, low
Slice of dread	+
Loaf of pumpkin bread	+			6 seconds, low
Slice of pumpkin bread	+
Loaf of northern-style cornbread	+ +			6 seconds, low
Slice of N-style cornbread	+
Loaf of southern-style cornbread	+			6 seconds, low
Slice of S-style cornbread	+
Loaf of honey cornbread	+ +			6 seconds, low
Slice of honey cornbread	+
Loaf of brain bread	+ / / /			6 seconds, low. Works with any combination of bread and brain.
Slice of brain bread	+
Meatball				Works with any kind of meat.
Brain meatball				Only works with human/monkey/fish brains.
Butt meatball				Only works with human/monkey butts.
Meat paste	/ /			Works with any kind of meat or fish.
4x Wonton wrappers	+
Ketchup				Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
/ / Hot sauce	/ /			Condiment - can be applied to any food, is as spicy as the chili it came from.
Mayonnaise				Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Cream				Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Custard	+			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Butter
Butt-er	+			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Unfinished pizza base	+			Click on it again to knead it back into dough.
Half-finished pizza base	+
Pizza base	+
3x Tortillas	+
6x Melon slices	+
Fish fillet	+			Different kinds of fish exist.
Small fish fillet	+			Several variest of fish exist outside Oshan Lab.
Chips	+			Once to peel, twice to chop into chips.
4x Onion rings	+
Pineapple ring	+
3x Coconut meat	+
Pepperoni Log				Can be extracted for 40u of Pepperoni.
4x Pepperoni Slice	+			Extracts into 10u of pepperoni. Great pizza topping!

Main course

This is a list of probably not remotely all of chef's dishes. Enjoy - Bork Bork Bork.

Some dishes can accept "any item" or "any food item". "Any item" does mean any item, so you can for example bake something that obviously isn't edible into a pie. Be warned that trying to put a non-food item into a dish that only accepts "a food item" will destroy the non-food item as well as ruining the recipe. Frying anything makes it a food item.

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Time & temperature	Info
/ / / / Toast			6 seconds, low	Most of the these recipes work with every kind of bread.
/ Cheese on toast	+		6 seconds, low
/ Bacon on toast	+		6 seconds, low
/ Eggs on toast	+ 2x		6 seconds, low
/ / Cheese sandwich	+ +		6 seconds, low
/ / Meat sandwich	+ +		6 seconds, low
/ / Peanut butter sandwich	+ +		6 seconds, low
/ Peanut butter and honey sandwich	+ + +		6 seconds, low
Egg-salad sandwich	+ +		6 seconds, low
/ / X sandwich	+ X +		6 seconds, high	Try various fillings (up to six food items) to create the ultimate sandwich! You can even mix two different types of bread for the slices.
/ / X club	+ X + +		6 seconds, high
/ / X double-decker sandwich	+ X + + +		6 seconds, high
/ / X dagwood	+ X + + + +		6 seconds, high
Meatball sub	+ + +		6 seconds, low	Works with any type of bread loaf.
Banh mi	+ + +		5 seconds, low	Works only with honeywheat bread
Hotdog	+		6 seconds, low
Herbal sausage	+		N/A	You may use any other herb, including cannabis or catnip.
/ / / / Hotdog in a bun	/ +		N/A	Appearance and taste depend on the type of sausage and bread. Making hotdogs with dread slices while a skeleton makes hopdogs, extra spooky living hotdogs.
/ / / / Corndog	+		N/A
Apple on a stick	+		N/A
Candy apple	+		5 seconds, low
Synthorange	+		N/A	Must use synthmeat specifically. Heals twice the amount of regular oranges.
Warm donk pocket	+		7 seconds, high	Contains 15 units of delicious omnizine goodness. But eat it quick--it'll cool down in seven minutes and you won't get the omnizine.
Warm donk pocket	(cold)		7 seconds, high	Most heat sources, e.g. the microwave, lighters, welders, etc., also work.
Warm honk-pocket	+ +		7 seconds, high	Turns your farts into honks for a short time! But it does something completely different when it's left to cool for a good while...
Bacon			6 seconds, high
Burger	+		6 seconds, high
Cheeseburger	+ +		7 Seconds, high
Monkey cheeseburger	+ +		7 Seconds, high	Must use monkey meat specifically.
Coronator	+ + +		9 Seconds, high
File:THE MONSTER.png THE MONSTER	+ + +		9 Seconds, low	Crazy-huge burger that will probably make you sick. And by sick, we mean dead. Slowly.
Brainburger	+ / / /		6 seconds, high	Infects whoever eats it with kuru.
Assburger	+ /		6 seconds, high	Now that's awkward! Contains fartonium.
Roburger	+		6 seconds, high	Also works with a light cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with robotic transformation.
Dubious burger	+		6 seconds, high
Fishburger	+ /		7 seconds, high	Type of fish used doesn't matter.
Sloppy Joe	+		6 seconds, high	Has a chance to drip some meat on the floor.
Baconatrix	+		6 seconds, high
Heartburger	+ / /		6 seconds, high	Works with human, monkey or synthetic hearts. Cyberhearts are also compatible.
Coconut burger	+		7 seconds, high
Luau burger	+ +		7 seconds, high
Tiki burger	+ + +		9 seconds, high
Steak			9 seconds, low	You may use synth-, monkey- or human meat.
Omelette	+ + 2x		7 seconds, high	Requires fork.
Deep-space hell omelette	+ + 2x		7 seconds, high	The space bees are not going to like this! Requires fork.
Fish fingers	/		9 seconds, low	The type of fish used is irrelevant.
Baked potato			9 seconds, high
Mashed potatoes	3x		N/A	Requires fork.
Fries			7 seconds, low
Bacon and eggs	2x + 2x		8 seconds, high	Requires fork.
Plain spaghetti			8 seconds, high	Specific name varies. Requires fork.
Spaghetti in sauce	+		8 seconds, high	Specific name varies. Requires fork.
Spaghetti in sauce	+		N/A	Specific name varies. Requires fork.
Spaghetti arrabiata	+		8 seconds, high	Spicy! Specific name varies. Requires fork.
Spaghetti arrabiata	+		N/A	Specific name varies. Requires fork.
Spaghetti with meatballs	+		8 seconds, high	Specific name varies. Requires fork.
Swedish meatballs	+ + 2x		6 seconds, high	Bork Bork Bork! Requires fork.
X pizza	+ X		6 seconds, high	The toppings may consist of any food item.
6x X pizza slices	+		N/A
Pizza-ghetti	/ + /		N/A	Inherits the pasta's silly name. Contains pizza reagent and fleur-de-lys.
Sugar cookie			2 seconds, high
Oatmeal cookie	+		2 seconds, high
Chocolate-chip cookie	+		2 seconds, high
Iron cookie	+		2 seconds, high
Bacon cookie	+		2 seconds, high
Spookie	+		2 seconds, high
Jaffa cake	+ +		2 seconds, high
Sugar moon pie	2x + + +		2 seconds, high
Oatmeal moon pie	2x + + +		2 seconds, high
Chocolate moon pie	2x + + +		2 seconds, high
Iron moon pie	2x + + +		2 seconds, high
Bacon moon pie	2x + + +		2 seconds, high
Full moon pie	2x + + +		2 seconds, high
Jaffa moon cobbler	2x +		2 seconds, high
Whoopie pie	2x + +		2 seconds, high	Requires chocolate-chip cookies specifically.
Cookie with frosting	+		N/A	Works with any type of cookie or moon pie.
Nougat bar	+		5 seconds, low
Granola bar	+		5 seconds, low
Biscuit	+		4 seconds, low
English Muffin	+		N/A	Butter is optional. Cut in half with a knife.
Hardtack	+		6 seconds, high
Butter Burger	+		6 seconds, high
File:Macguffin.png Sausage MacGuffin	2x + + +		6 seconds, high
Honey Wonks	+		5 seconds, low	Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl.
Hetz' Cup	+		N/A	Works with any candy, so long as it has chocolate reagent and isn't another Hetz Cup.
Waffles	+		10 seconds, low
Cream pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
X cream pie	+ + X		2 seconds, high	Accepts any food item. Requires spoon.
Custard pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Apple pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Pumpkin pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Lemon meringue pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Key lime pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Strawberry pie	+ 2x		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Slurry pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Bacon pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Asspie	+ /		2 seconds, high	Yikes! Requires spoon.
X pie	+ + X		2 seconds, high	You may add one or two items (food or otherwise). Requires spoon.
Creamy sponge cake	+		7 seconds, high
Chocolate sponge cake	+		7 seconds, high
Meat cake	+		7 seconds, high
Bacon cake	+ 3x		7 seconds, high
Droopy cake	+ / / /		7 seconds, high
Fruit cake	+		7 seconds, high	A December-month exclusive.
/ Pancakes	+	+	6 seconds, high	Don't forget to add the maple syrup after cooking the pancakes!
X cake	+ X + File:IcingTube.png	+ +	6 seconds, high	Use the mixer to blend the cake batter with the item of your choice, then cook the unfinished batter in the oven. Add icing to finish the product.
10x X cake slices	+		N/A
/ X rangoon / eggroll	+ X		N/A	Combine the wrapper with a food item of your choice, then load it into the deep fryer. Tiny objects make a rangoon, normal-sized items an eggroll.
Fried onion ring			N/A
Onion Chips	2x + +		7 seconds, high
Popcorn	+		N/A	Heat the cob with a welding tool or other heat source until it pops.
Popcorn			N/A
X-flavoured ice cream			N/A	The machine offers three basic flavours. Alternatively, you can use a container (beaker, drinking glass, bottle etc.) with reagents of your choice.
Mashed brains	/ / /		N/A	Good brain food! Requires fork.
Meatloaf			6 seconds, high	Requires fork.
Taco shell			6 seconds, low
Meat taco	+ + +		N/A	Most types of meat can be used, including bacon.
4x Tortilla chips			N/A	Crush an empty cooked taco shell to get four of these.
Guacamole			N/A	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Mint chutney	+ + +		7 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Oatmeal (random flavour)			7 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Tomato soup	2x		6 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Gruel	3x		N/A	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Chili con queso	+		6 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Chili con carne	+		6 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Chili con flagration	+ + 2x		6 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
El Diablo	+ + +		10 seconds, high	Warning: not for the faint of heart! Combine the con carne and flagration along with the rest of the listed ingredients. Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Cream of mushroom	+		N/A	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Salad	2x		5 seconds, low	Requires fork
Candy cane	+		5 seconds, low
Egg nog	3x +		5 seconds, low
Hard-Boiled Egg			4 seconds, low	The loose cannon of foods
Deviled Egg	+		N/A
Egg Salad	+ +		5 seconds, low
Haggis	+ +		9 seconds, high	Och laddie, don ya ken wha U'm sayin? Works with all other internal organs, namely lungs, stomachs (as per tradition), intestines, pancreases, kidneys, spleens, appendices, and, disturbingly, eyes.
Haggass	+ +		9 seconds, high	Makes you quite gassy, Scottish style. Requires a fork.
Scotch Eggs	+ +		3 seconds, high	In scotland, Scotch Eggs count as a vegetable.
Pickle			N/A
Bee Kibble	+ +		10 seconds, high	For bee larva only.
Birthday Cupcake	+ + +		10 seconds, high	For space bees only...or brave humans.
Refried Beans	+ 2x		7 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Rice And Beans	+		10 seconds, low	Requires spoon.
Fried Rice	+ + +		10 seconds, low	Requires spoon.
Omurice	+ +		8 seconds, low	Requires spoon.
Risotto	+ + +		5 seconds, high	Requires spoon.

Deep Fryer

Every food can be deep-fried, and the same applies to many other objects. In fact, pretty much anything you can think of besides containers and bulky items - experiment!

Food Buffs

Details about the food buff system
-The closer you are the optimal cooking time, the longer the food buffs
-There's a buff for getting exactly the optimal time exactly right, signified by "That tasted amazing!"
-THC doubles duration of foodbuffs
Table explaining each food buff