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Revision as of 06:18, 5 April 2024

Pre-Packaged Drinks

Icon Name Type Available from Info
BeerKeg.png SpaceBeerV3.png
Space beer Alcohol Bar Fermented wheat, for the casual bar frequenter.
BeerBox.png HoboBeerV2.png
Fancy beer Alcohol Bar Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains beer plus a number of random chemicals.
CiderV2.png
Cider Alcohol Bar Fermented apples and pears, not to be confused with its non-alcoholic variant.
MeadV2.png
Mead Alcohol Bar Fermented honey, for the casual dwarven tavern frequenter.
WineV2.png
Wine Alcohol Bar Fermented grapes, for the distinguished gentleman or the undistinguished mother in the case of red wine.
WhiteWine.png
White Wine Alcohol Bar Different fermented grapes, for distinguished drinkers who prefer green grapes. Contains 60 units of white wine.
HoboWineV3.png
Hobo wine Alcohol ??? Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains wine plus a number of random chemicals.
VodkaV3.png
Vodka Alcohol Bar Fermented potatoes, for the hardcore Slav. Often referred to as water by rebellious teenagers.
GinV3.png
Gin Alcohol Bar Did you know that gin was originally a medicinal liquor produced by monks? Also, the bottle design takes cues from Beefeater Gin, a British brand of gin that features an image of a red-suited Yeomen of the Guard on the label.
TequilaV3.png
Tequila Alcohol Bar Fermented blue agave plant, for the Mexican gentleman.
ChampagneV2.png
Champagne Alcohol Bar For the indubitably distinguished gentleman. Hit pods, segways or other vehicles with the Harm intent to rename them.
RumV2.png
Rum Alcohol Bar Fermented sugar/sugarcane, for the drunken sailor or pirate. Contains 60 units of rum.
SpacedRumV2.png
Spaced Rum Alcohol Other Exposure to cosmic radiation has given this inexplicably anachronistic bottle of rum superpowers...somehow. Spaced rum contains 30 units of rum and 30 units of yobihodazine.
BoJackDanielV3.png
Bo Jack Daniel's Alcohol Bar A real man's drink!
BoJackDanielV3.png
Stinkeye's Special Reserve Alcohol ??? A favorite of captains everywhere.
CuracaoV2.png
Curacao Liqueur Alcohol Alcohol Resupply Crate, Trench Contains, well, curacao, a fairly strong cocktail ingredient with unique drunktalk lines.
CristalChampagneV2.png
Cristal Champagne Alcohol Cargo, Maintenance, Mining Level Contains, well, champagne. Can be used to rename vehicles in the same way as the regular version. Every Wedding Crate from Cargo contains a bottle. Depending on your luck, you may also stumble upon one in a random room in maintenance and an mysterious abandoned safehouse in the Mining Level.
Mate.png
Yerba Mate Other Vendor Contains mate. Both the mate gourd and yerba packet can be purchased from coffee machines. The packet must be mixed with water in order to drink.
EggnogV2.png
Egg nog Other Bar, kitchen Available year round, unlike in real life. Contains Egg Nog, wow!
MilkBottleV2.png
Creaca's Space Milk Other Kitchen Good for your bones! Contains 50 units of, well, milk.
QuiltyFarmsMilkV2.png
Mootimer's Calcium Drink Other Kitchen Also good for your bones! As expected, contains 50 units of milk.
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Creaca's Fruit Milk Other Vendor Each flavor contains 30 units of milk and 20 units of juice. These juice flavors can range from a standard fruit extract to a "mystery flavor".
DrinkCola.png
Space cola. Soda Red and blue soda machines, kitchen Keep away from children. Each space cola can contains 20 units of cola (naturally), which normalizes temperature and makes you less drowsy, and 10 units of VHFCS, which decays into a lot of sugar. You can also use *twirl (Hotkey: Ctrl + I) to shake these up, so that the person who opens them gets sprayed with its contents. Pranked!
RandomColas.png
Fancy cola Soda Red and blue soda machines that have been hacked Sold, confusingly, as just "space cola". Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains 20 units of cola, 10 u of VHFCS, and 10 u of a random drink, such as ginger ale or strawberry milk. It's possible to make your own custom sodas via a CheMaster 3000, which draws from the same sprite pool as these. Cans bought from the machine and made via the CheMaster can be shaken (use *twirl, hotkey is Ctrl + I), causing them to spray their contents on whoever opens them.
DrinkDecirprevoV3.png
Decirprevo Bottled Water Other Vendor Iodized water. A bottle contains 45 units of water and 5 units of iodine. Refreshing.
DrinkRobustEezV3.png
Robust-Eez Soda Vendor Contains methamphetamine.
DrinkGrifeOV3.png
Grife-O Soda Vendor A little radioactive. That's because it contains space dust.
DrinkDrPubberV3.png
Dr. Pubber Soda Vendor Contains morphine and haloperidol.
GronesSodaV2.gif
Grones Soda Soda Vendor Comes in random flavors.
DrinkSpookyDansV3.png
Spooky Dan's Soda Vendor Two flavors on offer. Neither are industrial runoff, nope! may contain Ectoplasm
DrinkOrangeaidV3.png
Orange-Aid Soda Vendor Contains oculine.
DrinkLimeaidV3.png
Lime-Aid Other Vendor Contains antihol.
DrinkSoftSoftPizzaV3.png
Soft Soft Pizza Other Hacked Vendor Contains liquid pizza... What?
RobustCoffeeV2.png
Robust Coffee Other Vendor Contains addictive coffee which helps against stuns.
HappyElfHotChocolateV3.png
Happy Elf Hot Chocolate Other Vendor Popular among unpaid workers with pointy ears.
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Chicken Soup Other Vendor Popular among Souls. Can cure minor diseases.
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Weight-Loss Shake Other Vendor Unpopular with Blobs. Contains lipolicide.
TeaV2.png
Tea Other Vendor Its just hot water with a leaf in it!
RobustCoffeeV2.png
Wired Dan's Kafe Kick Other Hacked Vendor A daily fix of drugs and poison, diluted with water. Banned by the Space FDA.
DelightfulDanGingerAleV3.png
Delightful Dan's Ginger Ale Other GTM Contains 50 units of ginger ale, as to be expected.
DelightfulDanPeachyPunch.png
Delightful Dan's Peachy Punch Other GTM Contains peach juice.
DrowsyDansTerrificTonicV3.png
Drowsy Dan's Terrific Tonic Other GTM Contains 25 units of lemonade... and 25 units of diethyl ether.
2010VintageV3.png
2010 Vintage Other... Courtroom Wine? More like whine. Contains a fine 5 units of pubbie tears and 25 units of water.
MugwortTeaV2.png
Mugwort tea Other Wizard's Den A bitter tea with magical protective properties. Heals wizards.
BroteinShakeDragonBalls.png
Brotein Shake - Dragon Balls Other Josh, QM Trader Not for the faint of heart. Contains energy drink.

Drink Recipes

A Bartender's job also isn't complete unless you know how to make people drunk off fancy recipes and how to present your creations properly. To that end, you can add umbrellas, wedges and other doodads to a variety of fancy drinking glasses and craft an absolute myriad of cocktails, so you go beyond just serving plain ethanol.

Most of these drinks can be made just with just the dispenser, but not all of them. For drinks with coffee, it's best to get coffee from the coffee machines (the green-colored vending machines) rather than fool around with the espresso machine. Drinks with sugar need sugar from the chemical or soda dispensers, not the sugar used by the Chef. For drinks with more exotic ingredients, you may need the chem dispenser (which is usually right near the alcohol and soda dispenser) and a beaker, since the chem dispenser doesn't accept drinkware. Luckily, there's usually a large one around right on top of it, and your glass recycler can make beakers.

Alcoholic Cocktails

MechanicNew64.png This page is under construction.
The following information may be incomplete.
Ethanol values need to be updated to reflect PR #15065 getting merged. This PR made it so the amount of ethanol an alcoholic drink generates is modified by depletion rate and tweaked depletion rates and alcohol strengths of various drinks to account for this change. As a general rule, the ethanol values shown are likely higher than in reality.

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All the drinks listed below create ethanol in the drinker. It is important to note that the ethanol is created as the person metabolizes the drink (represented as the drink "decaying", or decreasing in volume, inside of them, which you can observe by taking readings of them with a reagent scanner), rather than happening on ingestion, so the effects of ethanol come gradually rather than instantaneously.

Ethanol has a variety of effects, but the gist of it is that just a little bit of ethanol (as in, less than 15 units) won't hurt you, but past that you start getting the bad effects like slurred speech and confused movement, and those only amplify with more ethanol. Once 40 units are inside you, that's when you might start suffering liver damage, and if you hit triple digits, alcohol poisoning kicks it. (Notice how the effects are based on absolute amount of ethanol in the person rather than amount per unit of blood like in real life.)

Different cocktails also decay into different amounts of ethanol, allowing you a little control over just how fast and how far your customers get rip-roaring drunk. Every four seconds, the drink decays into the amount of ethanol listed, times a special number. This special number, called a multiplier, is usually two, but it can change depending on server load. So, if a drink has, say, 0.3 listed for the Ethanol column, it'll decay into 0.6 units of ethanol every four seconds, give or take a bit.

Item Icon Eth. Recipe Info
Screwdriver
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0 .1 Vodka + Orange juice Screws/unscrews stuff when poured onto something, like the other screwdriver.
Bliss on the Beach
DrinkSexOnTheBeachV3.png
0 .1 Screwdriver + Cranberry juice Farts upon synthesis. Don't question it.
Lemon Drop
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0 .3 Vodka + Orange Juice + Lemon Juice + Simple Syrup

OR

Screwdriver + Lemon Juice + Simple Syrup
Vodka Gimlet
DrinkVodkaGimletV3.png
0 .25 Vodka + Lime juice
Cosmopolitan
DrinkCosmopolitanV3.png
0 .1 Vodka Gimlet + Cranberry juice Each sip makes your next message come out in a random accent.
Bloody Mary
DrinkBloodyMaryV3.png
0 .1 Vodka + Tomato juice
Bloody Scary
DrinkBloodyScaryV3.png
2 .3 Vodka + Changeling blood
Vodka Martini
DrinkVodkaMartiniV3.png
0 .3 Vodka + Vermouth
Vodka Tonic
DrinkVodkaTonicV3.png
0 .1 Vodka + Tonic water
Phil Collins
DrinkPhilCollinsV3.png
0 .3 Vodka Tonic + Lemonade
Mind Eraser
DrinkMindEraserV3.png
0 .3 Vodka Tonic + Robust Coffee
Black Russian
DrinkBlackRussianV3.png
0 .2 Vodka + Robust Coffee

OR

Vodka + Espresso
White Russian
DrinkWhiteRussianV3.png
0 .15 Black Russian + Milk
Espresso Martini
DrinkEspressoMartiniV3.png
0 .1 Vodka + Chocolate + Sugar + Espresso
Suicider
DrinkSuiciderV3.png
3 Vodka + Cider + Epinephrine + Welding fuel Can also be extracted or distilled from omega weed.
Murdini
DrinkMurdiniV3.png
3 .5 Martini + Apple juice + Suicider
Appletini
Appletini.png
0 .3 Vodka + Cider + Apple Juice
Port
DrinkPortV3.png
0 .2 Vodka + Wine + Sugar + Iron Has a chance to teleport you at random.
Crème de Menthe
DrinkCremeDeMentheV3.png
0 .2 Vodka + Sugar + Mint
Grasshopper
DrinkGrasshopperV3.png
0 .2 Crème de Menthe + Vanilla + Chocolate Turns you into a roachperson for an amount of time proportionate to how long it was in your system.
Peach Schnapps
DrinkPeachSchnappsV3.png
0 .25 Vodka + Peach Juice Rarely, decays into VHFCS.
Moscow Mule
DrinkMoscowMuleV3.png
0 .15 Vodka + Ginger Ale + Lime juice
Blue Lagoon
DrinkBlueLagoonV3.png
0 .1 Vodka + Curacao + Lemonade
Sea Breeze
DrinkSeaBreezeV3.png
0 .1 Vodka + Cranberry Juice + Grapefruit juice
Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier
DrinkBeepskyBrauV3.png
0 .1 Beer + Nanomachines Can also be distilled from roburgers and cheeseborgers. Do not drink while operating a vehicle.
Snakebite
DrinkSnakebiteV3.png
0 .15 Beer + Cider
Diesel
DrinkDieselV3.png
0 .25 Snakebite + Cranberry juice Can be used to fuel combustion generators.
Radler
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0 .1 Beer + Lemonade
Michelada
DrinkMicheladaV3.png
0 .1 Beer + Tomato Juice + Capsaicin Doots on creation. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
Romulale
Romulate.png
0 .8 Beer + Blueberry Juice + Blue Raspberry Juice Takes a lot of inspiration from Romulan Ale, a drink from Star Trek.
BOOrbon
DrinkBOOrbonV3.png
1 .3 Bourbon + Ectoplasm Makes a spooky sound upon mixing.
Whiskey Sour
DrinkWhiskeySourV3.png
0 .2 Bourbon + Lemonade
Manhattan
DrinkManhattanV3.png
0 .3 Bourbon + Vermouth + Bitters
Hunchback
DrinkHunchbackV3.png
0 .1 Bourbon + Cola + Tomato juice See Chemicals.
Duck Fart
DrinkDuckFartV3.png
0 .6 Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Milk
Irish Coffee
DrinkIrishCoffeeV3.png
0 .1 Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Sugar + Milk Try putting in sugar first so you don't accidentally make Duck Fart.
Old Fashioned
DrinkOldFashionedV3.png
0 .3 Bourbon + Bitters + Sugar + Water Gives you temporary old fashioned vision.
Mint Julep
DrinkMintJulepV3.png
0 .15 Bourbon + Sugar + Mint Cools you down a bit if you're not almost at freezing point.
Horse's Neck
DrinkHorsesNeckV3.png
0 .5 Bourbon + Bitters + Ginger Ale Neighs on mixing
Hot Toddy
DrinkHotToddyV3.png
0 .4 Bourbon + Sweet Tea + Lemon Juice

OR

Bourbon + Half and Half
Does not need heating.
Jean Harlow
DrinkJeanHarlowV3.png
0 .6 Rum + Vermouth
Planter's Punch
DrinkPlantersPunchV3.png
0 .4 Rum + Lemonade
Sangria
DrinkSangriaV3.png
0 .15 Planter's Punch + Wine + Orange juice Warms you up a little bit.
Mai Tai
DrinkMaiThaiV3.png
0 .3 Rum + Lime juice + Orange juice
Rum and Cola
DrinkRumAndColaV3.png
0 .7 Rum + Cola
Space-Cuba Libre
DrinkSpaceCubaLibreV3.png
0 .1 Rum and Cola + Lime juice
Daiquiri
DrinkDaiquiriV3.png
0 .2 Rum + Lime juice + Sugar Try adding the rum first, so you don't accidentally make limeade.
Mojito
DrinkMojitoV3.png
0 .2 Daiquiri + Mint
Pineapple Caipirinha
DrinkCaipirinhaV2.png
0 .1 Vodka (2) + Pineapple Juice (2) + Ice + Sugar
Piña Colada
DrinkPinaColadaV3.png
0 .1 Rum + Coconut milk + Pineapple juice
Blue Hawaiian
DrinkBlueHawaiianV3.png
0 .18 Rum + Coconut Milk + Curacao + Pineapple juice + Ice

OR

Piña Colada + Curacao + Ice
Gunfire
DrinkGunfireV3.png
0 .1 Tea + Rum Makes a silly sound on mixing.
Wellerman
Wellerman2.png
0 .7 Rum + Sweet Tea Just like in "Soon May the Wellerman Come"
Brass Monkey
DrinkBrassMonkeyV3.png
0 .25 Rum + Vodka + Orange Juice Makes a monkey scream on mixing.
Fluffy Critter
DrinkFluffyCritterV3.png
0 .2 Rum + Lime Juice + Lemonade + Strawberry Juice Coos on creation.
Hot Buttered Rum
DrinkHotButteredRumV3.png
0 .3 Rum + Cider + Butter Extract the butter in a reagent extractor. Is room temperature, despite its name.
Spiced Rum
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0 .6 Rum + Capsaicin Surprisingly not spicy. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
Gin and Tonic
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0 .1 Gin + Tonic water
Pink Gin and Tonic
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0 .1 Gin and Tonic (1) + Bitters (1)
Gin and Chronic
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0 .25 Gin and Tonic + Tetrahydrocannabinol Decays into THC as well as ethanol.
Gin and Sonic
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0 .2 Gin and Tonic + Methamphetamine Juice Time. Decays into meth as well as ethanol. Reduces stuns on its own sometimes. Changes your shoes' sprite into the one for red shoes. Makes you say Sonic references.
Tom Collins
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0 .18 Gin and Tonic + Lemonade
Gin Fizz
DrinkGinFizzV3.png
0 .25 Gin + Lemon juice + Tonic Water
Gimlet
DrinkGimletV3.png
0 .25 Gin + Lime juice
Martini
DrinkMartiniV3.png
0 .3 Gin + Vermouth
Negroni
DrinkNegroniV3.png
0 .25 Martini + Bitters
Necroni
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1 .5 Negroni + Ectoplasm Makes a spooky moan upon mixing.
Nicotini
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0 .3 Martini + Nicotine Creates some nicotine as it decays.
French 75
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0 .15 Gin + Champagne + Lemonade
Derby
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0 .4 Gin + Bitters + Mint One of many drinks with the same name.
Bee's Knees
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0 .3 Gin + Lemon Juice + Honey
Tequini
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0 .4 Tequila + Vermouth
Brave Bull
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0 .35 Tequila + Robust Coffee Mild stun reduction.
Prairie Fire
DrinkPrairieFireV3.png
0 .25 Tequila + Capsaicin Sometimes decays into capsaicin and histamine as well as ethanol.
Margarita
DrinkMargaritaV3.png
0 .2 Tequila + Lime juice + Orange juice
Tequila Sunrise
DrinkTequilaSunriseV3.png
0 .1 Tequila + Orange juice + Grenadine
Tealquila Sunrise
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0 .3 Tequila Sunrise + Coagulated Gnesis A safe cocktail made from radio bird blood, this drink will rapidly purge Coagulated Gnesis from your bloodstream, helping to combat the slow conversion of your blood into more Gnesis. Note: this drink refuses to be mixed in the bloodstream.
Paloma
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0 .1 Tequila + Grapefruit juice + Lime juice
Mimosa
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0 .05 Champagne + Orange juice
Kalimixto
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0 .15 Wine + Cola
Hard Punch
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0 .07 Simple Syrup + Apple Juice + Sangria + Pineapple Juice + Ginger Ale Has enough of a kick that it might send you flying.
Pisco Sour
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0 .4 White Wine + Egg + Simple Syrup + Lime Juice + Bitters Be sure to ask the kitchen for some eggs.
Peach Bellini
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0 .14 White Wine + Peach Juice
Rossini
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0 .14 White Wine + Strawberry Juice
Blackberry Bramble
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0 .14 Gin + Blackberry Juice + Lemon Juice
French Martini
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0 .14 Vodka + Raspberry Juice + Pineapple Juice
Jazzberry Hard Lemonade
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0 .14 Vodka + Blue Raspberry Juice + Lemonade Makes a silly (but jazzy) sound when mixed.
Long Beach Iced Tea
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0 .3 Tequila + Bliss on the Beach +
Rum + Gin + Lemon j.
Long Island Iced Tea
DrinkLongIslandIcedTeaV3.png
0 .2 Tequila + Screwdriver + Rum +
Gin + Lemon j. + Cola

OR

Tequila + Screwdriver + Gin + Lemon j. + Rum and Cola
Three Mile Island Iced Tea
DrinkThreeMileIslandIcedTeaV3.png
0 .6 Vodka + Gin + Tequila + Cola + Curacao Makes a distinctive sound upon mixing. Not actually radioactive.
Ling Island Iced Tea
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N/A Long Island Iced Tea + Neurotoxin @ 374 K You need to heat it first to 374K/100C. Rather than decaying into ethanol gradually over time after being drunk, it gives a whole of bunch of it when it fully deletes from someone's system. The more LIIT there was, the more ethanol.
Squeeze
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2 .5 Bread (reagent) + Welding fuel Stuns and infects the consumer with food poisoning.
Honky Tonic
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1 Tonic Water + Space Lube + Neurotoxin + Banana Juice A very Clown-y drink. Sometimes stuns and causes honking, occasionally makes you say something silly.
Dirty Banana
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0 .1 Banana Juice + Rum + Chocolate + Milk

OR

Banana Juice + Rum + Chocolate Milk (2)

OR

Banana Milk (2) + Rum + Chocolate
Sweet Surprise
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0 .2 Rum + Banana Juice + Coconut Milk
Sweet Dreams
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0 .2 Sweet Surprise + Capulettium Decays into capulettium; puts the consumer to sleep.
Mulled Wine
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0 .13 Wine + Sugar + Cinnamon Gently warms you up if you're cold.
Spacemas Spirit
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0 .5 Mulled wine + Vodka Not to be consumed by Grinches.
Freeze
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4 Secret! Stuns, makes you Ice Moon cold. May spontaneously freeze you into an ice statue. Neutralized by chocolate.
Dragon's Breath
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5 Secret! Stuns, sets you on fire. May spontaneously incinerate you into a lovely pile of ash. Neutralized by milk.
Grog
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13 Secret! Makes you into a pirate! Yarr! Keep away from items and faces.
Mutini
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1 Secret! Grants hella loads of mutations, then removes them all when it exits your system.
Sheltergrog
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1 .8 Secret! Makes you a shelter-frog-person! *croak*
Bombini
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0 .3 Secret! Excessive consumption may result in a stinging sensation.

Non-Alcoholic Drinks

For teetotalism advocates and those that might be watching out for their liver after having one too many Bo Jack Daniels. These drinks don't give you any ethanol. Some of these can still hurt you anyways despite that, though some do help you.

Item Icon Recipe Info
Fruit wedges
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KnifeV3.png

OrangeV3.png

OR

LimeV4.png

OR

LemonV4.png

OR

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Oranges, limes, and lemons can be found in the Cap'n Bubs' Booze-O-Mat's fruit wedge kit, while grapefruits are exclusively grown via botany.
Maraschino cherry
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Soda Water
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Carbon + Oxygen + Water A cocktail ingredient.
Cola
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Soda Water + Sugar Reduces drowsiness, cools you down.
Simple Syrup
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Sugar + Water heated to 180 Another cocktail ingredient.
Lemonade
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Lemon juice (3) + Sugar (1)
Pink Lemonade
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Lemonade + Grenadine
Laura Palmer
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Coffee + Lemonade

OR

Freshly Brewed Coffee + Lemonade
You can get freshly brewed coffee from a coffeemaker.
Vermont Breeze
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Lemonade + Grenadine + Tonic Water
Limeade
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Lime juice + Sugar
Egg nog
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Egg + Sugar + Milk Decays into 1.2u sugar
Chocolate milk
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Chocolate + Milk
Strawberry milk
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Strawberry juice + Milk
Blue Milk
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Blueberry juice + Milk Just like in Star Wars. Still acts like regular milk, which is to say it heals TOX if it's below a certain amount, provides extra healing if you're a skeleton, and neutralizes spicy stuff.
Bilk
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Beer + Milk Despite being made from beer, this drink doesn't give any ethanol. Tries to treat suffocation by keeping LOSEBREATH and OXY at a treatable level, like a weaker version of ephedrine.


Fruit Punch
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Simple Syrup + Apple Juice + Lime Juice + Pineapple Juice + Ginger Ale
Milk Punch
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Simple Syrup + Apple Juice + Lime Juice + Pineapple Juice + Ginger Ale + Milk

OR

Fruit Punch (5) + Milk (1)
Catamount
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Ginger Ale + Orange Juice + Grenadine + Ice
Pine-Ginger
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Ginger Ale + Pineapple Juice + Ice
Sail Boat
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Ginger Ale + Lime Juice + Ice
Sweet tea
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Tea + Sugar
Half and Half
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Sweet Tea + Lemon juice

OR

Sweet Tea + Lemonade

OR

Tea + Lemonade
Also known as an Arnold Palmer.
Tea with honey
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Tea + Honey Makes you feel relaxed.
Tea with mint
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Tea + Mint
Sun tea
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Tea + Orange Juice + Sugar Probably want to add sugar last. Acts like regular tea, meaning it removes two specific toxins from your system.
Triple Citrus
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Lemon juice + Lime juice + Orange juice Heals a little bit of TOX damage.
Cafe Gele
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Freshly Brewed Coffee + Vanilla + Sugar You can get freshly brewed coffee from a coffeemaker.
Expresso
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Espresso + Methamphetamine Hurts your brain real bad.
Iced Coconut Milk Espresso
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Espresso (1) + Ice (3) + Sugar (2) + Coconut Milk (2) You may need to add the ice twice.
Iced Pineapple Matcha
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Matcha (1) + Pineapple Juice (1) + Coconut Milk (2) + Ice (1)
Thai Iced Coffee
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Coffee (3) + Milk (1) + Ice (1) + Sugar (1)

OR

Freshly Brewed Coffee (3) + Milk (1) + Ice (1) + Sugar (1)
Try adding the ice twice. The hot coffee might melt it the first time.
Pumpkin Spice Latte
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Espresso (2) + Pumpkin Juice (1) + Milk (2)
Lavender Latte
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Lavender Essence (1) + Espresso (1) + Milk (2) -> Lavender Latte (4)
Peppermint Hot Chocolate
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Mint (1) + Milk (1) + Chocolate (2)
Mexican Hot Chocolate
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Capsaicin (1) + Milk Chocolate (2)

OR

Cinnamon (1) + Milk Chocolate (2)
Triple Triple
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Triple Citrus + Triplepissed + Triple meth Clouds your screen in crazy colors, causes you to hallucinate and vomit citrus fruits, and much more.
Ecto Cooler
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Ectoplasm + Uranium + Orange juice Decays into VHFCS and has a chance to produce strange green goop as well, which allows you to see ghosts.
Mewtini
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Cat Drugs + Mutini + Milk + Catonium Infects you with toxoplasmosis, which eventually turns you into a cat. And we mean the quadrupedal kind that you see in the Captain's Quarters, not those kind.
Banana Milk
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Banana Juice + Milk
Fizzy Banana
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Syrup + Banana Juice + Coconut Milk + Lime Juice + Tonic Water
Sheltestgrog
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Secret! Infects you with Frog Flu, which eventually turns you into a frog! *ribbit*

Dispenser

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The alcohol dispenser and soda fountain offer a convenient way to prepare alcoholic and non-alcoholic refreshments. They have an essentially infinite supply of various drinks and operate like the machines in chemistry. That comes in handy, because many commercial products contain more than one reagent and it would otherwise be difficult to isolate specifically what you want for e. g. cake icing. And of course, they will also be useful if you decide to turn the kitchen/bar into a makeshift laboratory.

Still

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Since the introduction of said dispensers, the still has fallen a bit out of favor – but that should not discourage a creative Bartender, as the apparatus is a decent option to move large amount of booze and get people horribly drunk elsewhere. Opening a counter in the market for example usually attracts more customers than the bar itself, thanks to its central location. Just don't forget to bring plenty of spare glasses and bottles with you!

For best results, use whole ingredients. You cannot put sliced ingredients (e.g. lemon wedges, melon slices) into the still. Same with the apple on a stick and its "delicious" variant.

Icon Input Output 1 Output 2
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Wheat Beer (20 units)
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Durum Wheat Beer (20 units)
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Steelwheat Beer (20 units) Iron (20 units)
RiceSprigV2.png
Ricin rice Space ricin (20 units)
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Roburger Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier (20 units)
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Cheeseborger Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier (20 units)
AppleV3.png
Apple Cider (20 units)
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Delicious-looking apple Cider (15 units) Capulettium (5 units)
PearV3.png
Pear Cider (20 units)
Honeyblob.png
Honey Mead (20 units)
GrapesV2.png
Grapes Wine (20 units)
CherryV4.png
Cherry Wine (20 units)
BlueberryV2.png
Blueberry Wine (20 units)
Raspberry.png
Raspberry Wine (20 units)
Blueraspberry.png
Blue raspberry Wine (20 units)
Blackberry.png
Blackberry Wine (20 units)
LashberryV2.png
Lashberry Wine (20 units)
GreenGrapesV2.png
Green Grapes White Wine (20 units)
PotatoV3.png
Potato Vodka (20 units)
CornCobV2.png
Corn cob Bourbon (20 units)
RiceSprigV2.png
Rice sprig Rice wine (20 units)
SugarcaneV3.png
Sugarcane Rum (20 units)
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Sugar Rum (20 units)
ClearCornCobV2.png
Clear corn cob Ethanol (20 units)
GrapefruitV2.png
Grapefruit Schnapps (20 units)
MelonV2.png
Melon Schnapps (20 units)
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Bowling melon Schnapps (20 units)
RainbowMelonV2.png
Rainbow melon Schnapps (20 units)
OrangeV3.png
Orange Schnapps (20 units)
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Blood orange Schnapps (20 units)
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Clockwork orange Schnapps (20 units)
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Synthorange Schnapps (20 units)
StrawberryV3.png
Strawberry Schnapps (20 units)
PeachV2.png
Peach Peach Schnapps (20 units)
PineappleV2.png
Pineapple Piña Colada (20 units)
CoconutV3.png
Coconut Piña Colada (20 units)
Asomna.png
Asomna Bark Tea (20 units)
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Asomna Bark (robust asomna version) Tea (20 units)
CatnipV3.png
Nepeta cataria Cat drugs (20 units)
TobaccoV2.png
Tobacco Nicotine (20 units)
TwobaccoV2.gif
Twobacco Nicotwaine (20 units)
Tealeaves.png
Tea leaves Matcha (20 units)
Mint.png
Mint leaf Menthol (20 units)
GoldenPeaPod-32x32.png
Golden pea pod Ammonia (20 units)
CucumberV2.png
Cucumber Water (20 units)
LettuceLeafV3.png
Lettuce leaf Water (20 units)
BananaV2.png
Banana Banana juice (20 units)
TomatoV3.png
Tomato Tomato juice (20 units)
TomatoV3.png
Seething tomato Tomato juice (20 units)
CarrotV3.png
Carrot Carrot juice (20 units)
PumpkinV2.png
Pumpkin Pumpkin juice (20 units)
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Spiced pumpkin Pumpkin spice latte (20 units)
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Coffee berries Freshly brewed coffee (20 units)
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Latte coffee berries Freshly brewed coffee (20 units)
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Mocha coffee berries Freshly brewed coffee (20 units)
LimeV4.png
Lime Limeade (20 units)
LemonV4.png
Lemon Lemonade (20 units)
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Bilious ipecacuanha root Green vomit (20 units)
SassafrasRootV2.png
Sassafras root Sarsaparilla (20 units)
CannabisLeafV3.png
Cannabis leaf THC (20 units) CBD (20 units)
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Rainbow Weed THC (20 units) LSD (20 units)
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Lifeweed THC (20 units) Omnizine (20 units)
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Deathweed THC (20 units) Cyanide (20 units)
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Omega Weed Omega cocktail of drugs. In short, fun for the whole family!

Expand for full list:

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Descuento Danito's Burritos Sewage (20 units) Ethanol (20 units)
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Little Danny's Snack Cake Sewage (20 units) ???? (20 units)
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Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf Sewage (20 units) Mucus (20 units)
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Ghostlier chili Ghost chili juice (20 units)
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Slurrypod Toxic slurry (20 units)
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Pepper corn cob Pepper (20 units)
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Glowing fruit Luminol (20 units)

Juice-O-Matic

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An old Cyborg tool from a time before you could click-drag things into reagent extractors. You can basically think of this as a portable reagent extractor. It's still a handy companion piece to the still, as a decent means for getting the crew highly drunk on fancy cocktails.

Icon Input Output Info
OrangeV3.png
Orange Orange Juice
LemonV4.png
Lemon Lemon Juice
LimeV4.png
Lime Lime Juice
PineappleV2.png
Pineapple Pineapple Juice
AppleV3.png
Apple Apple Juice
StrawberryV3.png
Strawberry Strawberry Juice
Raspberry.png
Raspberry Raspberry Juice
Blackberry.png
Blackberry Blackberry Juice
Blueraspberry.png
Blue Raspberry Blue Raspberry Juice
CherryV4.png
Cherry Cherry Juice
TomatoV3.png
Tomato Tomato Juice
CoffeeBerriesV3.png
Coffee berries Coffee
MelonV2.png
Watermelon Water
EggplantV3.png
Eggplant Nicotine
RainbowMelonV2.png
Rainbow Melon George Melonium Feel lucky?
ChiliPepperV3.png
Chili pepper Capsaicin Spicy! Messes up your vision if it gets in your eyes and speech if in your mouth.
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Fiery chili Ghost Chili Juice Extremely spicy! Can cause vomiting and spontaneous combustion.
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Slurrypod Toxic Slurry A poison found in slurrypods.
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Glowing slurrypod Glowing Slurry A highly-potent mutagen made from omega slurrypods.
DeliciousAppleV3.png
Delicious apple Capulettium Fakes death somewhat.
ChillyPepperV3.png
Chilly pepper Cryostylane Chilling. Very chilling.
GarlicV3.png
Garlic Holy Water Hurts vampires.
BloodOrangeV2.png
Blood Orange Changeling Blood Does interesting things when exposed to high heat.
CornCobV2.png
Corn cob Corn Starch Could potentially be made into corn syrup and VHFCS.
SoybeanPodV2.png
Soybean Space Soybean Oil Grease, basically.
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Soylent Chartreuse Space Soybean Oil Grease, basically.

Espresso Machine

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Some people don't want just coffee, served in a regular ol' plastic cup from a regular ol' coffee machine. They want special coffee, the kind that comes with milk and other things, the kind that is served in a different plastic cup and dispensed by a machine with weird foreign names for drinks. This espresso machine is for those sorts of people. Thankfully, its operation is simple: just insert a cup from the rack nearby, choose Make espresso, and choose any of the options below. It's easy to be a Space Starbucks barista!

Just don't expect to be making any Irish Coffee or any of the cocktails with coffee using this stuff. Again, those actually need the regular coffee from coffee machines.

Setting Description
Espresso Just 10 units of standard espresso coffee. Very different from regular coffee.
Latte A little bit of espresso, with lots of milk. Really milk with coffee at that point.
Mocha Half espresso, half milk and chocolate milk.
Cappuccino Espresso, with a good amount (6.5 units) of milk.
Americano Espresso, diluted with a good bit of water.
Decaf 10 units of espresso coffee, decaf, without the caffeine.
Flat White Espresso with a little less milk than what a cappucino would have.

Coffeemakers

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Machines in various department-specific break rooms in various maps that make a unique version of coffee called freshly brewed coffee. No options for extra milk or sugar or different brewing methods, but, hey, it's free coffee. To brew up some joe, simply click on the coffeemaker and choose Brew coffee. Then, click on it again and choose Remove carafe to remove the coffee container, allowing you to pour the contents into your drinking vessel of choice. Each brewing fills the carafe to 100 units. When you're done, click on the coffeemaker with the carafe in-hand to insert it back into the coffeemaker. These instructions apply to all coffeemakers, regardless of color, and you don't actually have to be a member of a specific department a coffeemaker is in to use it.

Should you lack a suitable drinking container, there is usually a rack of coffee cups nearby on a wall. Click on it to take a mug from it.

Supplementary Video