User:Studenterhue/Drinks

Pre-Packaged Drinks

Icon	Name	Type	Available from	Info
	Space beer	Alcohol	Bar	Fermented wheat, for the casual bar frequenter.
	Fancy beer	Alcohol	Bar	Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains beer plus a number of random chemicals.
	Cider	Alcohol	Bar	Fermented apples and pears, not to be confused with its non-alcoholic variant.
	Mead	Alcohol	Bar	Fermented honey, for the casual dwarven tavern frequenter.
	Wine	Alcohol	Bar	Fermented grapes, for the distinguished gentleman or the undistinguished mother in the case of red wine.
	White Wine	Alcohol	Bar	Different fermented grapes, for distinguished drinkers who prefer green grapes. Contains 60 units of white wine.
	Hobo wine	Alcohol	???	Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains wine plus a number of random chemicals.
	Vodka	Alcohol	Bar	Fermented potatoes, for the hardcore Slav. Often referred to as water by rebellious teenagers.
	Gin	Alcohol	Bar	Did you know that gin was originally a medicinal liquor produced by monks? Also, the bottle design takes cues from Beefeater Gin, a British brand of gin that features an image of a red-suited Yeomen of the Guard on the label.
	Tequila	Alcohol	Bar	Fermented blue agave plant, for the Mexican gentleman.
	Champagne	Alcohol	Bar	For the indubitably distinguished gentleman. Hit pods, segways or other vehicles with the Harm intent to rename them.
	Rum	Alcohol	Bar	Fermented sugar/sugarcane, for the drunken sailor or pirate. Contains 60 units of rum.
	Spaced Rum	Alcohol	Other	Exposure to cosmic radiation has given this inexplicably anachronistic bottle of rum superpowers...somehow. Spaced rum contains 30 units of rum and 30 units of yobihodazine.
	Bo Jack Daniel's	Alcohol	Bar	A real man's drink!
	Stinkeye's Special Reserve	Alcohol	???	A favorite of captains everywhere.
	Curacao Liqueur	Alcohol	Alcohol Resupply Crate, Trench	Contains, well, curacao, a fairly strong cocktail ingredient with unique drunktalk lines.
	Cristal Champagne	Alcohol	Cargo, Maintenance, Mining Level	Contains, well, champagne. Can be used to rename vehicles in the same way as the regular version. Every Wedding Crate from Cargo contains a bottle. Depending on your luck, you may also stumble upon one in a random room in maintenance and an mysterious abandoned safehouse in the Mining Level.
	Yerba Mate	Other	Vendor	Contains mate. Both the mate gourd and yerba packet can be purchased from coffee machines. The packet must be mixed with water in order to drink.
	Egg nog	Other	Bar, kitchen	Available year round, unlike in real life. Contains Egg Nog, wow!
	Creaca's Space Milk	Other	Kitchen	Good for your bones! Contains 50 units of, well, milk.
	Mootimer's Calcium Drink	Other	Kitchen	Also good for your bones! As expected, contains 50 units of milk.
	Creaca's Fruit Milk	Other	Vendor	Each flavor contains 30 units of milk and 20 units of juice. These juice flavors can range from a standard fruit extract to a "mystery flavor".
	Space cola.	Soda	Red and blue soda machines, kitchen	Keep away from children. Each space cola can contains 20 units of cola (naturally), which normalizes temperature and makes you less drowsy, and 10 units of VHFCS, which decays into a lot of sugar. You can also use *twirl (Hotkey: Ctrl + I) to shake these up, so that the person who opens them gets sprayed with its contents. Pranked!
	Fancy cola	Soda	Red and blue soda machines that have been hacked	Sold, confusingly, as just "space cola". Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains 20 units of cola, 10 u of VHFCS, and 10 u of a random drink, such as ginger ale or strawberry milk. It's possible to make your own custom sodas via a CheMaster 3000, which draws from the same sprite pool as these. Cans bought from the machine and made via the CheMaster can be shaken (use *twirl, hotkey is Ctrl + I), causing them to spray their contents on whoever opens them.
	Decirprevo Bottled Water	Other	Vendor	Iodized water. A bottle contains 45 units of water and 5 units of iodine. Refreshing.
	Robust-Eez	Soda	Vendor	Contains methamphetamine.
	Grife-O	Soda	Vendor	A little radioactive. That's because it contains space dust.
	Dr. Pubber	Soda	Vendor	Contains morphine and haloperidol.
	Grones Soda	Soda	Vendor	Comes in random flavors.
	Spooky Dan's	Soda	Vendor	Two flavors on offer. Neither are industrial runoff, nope! may contain Ectoplasm
	Orange-Aid	Soda	Vendor	Contains oculine.
	Lime-Aid	Other	Vendor	Contains antihol.
	Soft Soft Pizza	Other	Hacked Vendor	Contains liquid pizza... What?
	Robust Coffee	Other	Vendor	Contains addictive coffee which helps against stuns.
	Happy Elf Hot Chocolate	Other	Vendor	Popular among unpaid workers with pointy ears.
	Chicken Soup	Other	Vendor	Popular among Souls. Can cure minor diseases.
	Weight-Loss Shake	Other	Vendor	Unpopular with Blobs. Contains lipolicide.
	Tea	Other	Vendor	Its just hot water with a leaf in it!
	Wired Dan's Kafe Kick	Other	Hacked Vendor	A daily fix of drugs and poison, diluted with water. Banned by the Space FDA.
	Delightful Dan's Ginger Ale	Other	GTM	Contains 50 units of ginger ale, as to be expected.
	Delightful Dan's Peachy Punch	Other	GTM	Contains peach juice.
	Drowsy Dan's Terrific Tonic	Other	GTM	Contains 25 units of lemonade... and 25 units of diethyl ether.
	2010 Vintage	Other...	Courtroom	Wine? More like whine. Contains a fine 5 units of pubbie tears and 25 units of water.
	Mugwort tea	Other	Wizard's Den	A bitter tea with magical protective properties. Heals wizards.
	Brotein Shake - Dragon Balls	Other	Josh, QM Trader	Not for the faint of heart. Contains energy drink.

Drink Recipes

A Bartender's job also isn't complete unless you know how to make people drunk off fancy recipes and how to present your creations properly. To that end, you can add umbrellas, wedges and other doodads to a variety of fancy drinking glasses and craft an absolute myriad of cocktails, so you go beyond just serving plain ethanol.

Most of these drinks can be made just with just the dispenser, but not all of them. For drinks with coffee, it's best to get coffee from the coffee machines (the green-colored vending machines) rather than fool around with the espresso machine. Drinks with sugar need sugar from the chemical or soda dispensers, not the sugar used by the Chef. For drinks with more exotic ingredients, you may need the chem dispenser (which is usually right near the alcohol and soda dispenser) and a beaker, since the chem dispenser doesn't accept drinkware. Luckily, there's usually a large one around right on top of it, and your glass recycler can make beakers.

Alcoholic Cocktails

This page is under construction. The following information may be incomplete. Ethanol values need to be updated to reflect PR #15065 getting merged. This PR made it so the amount of ethanol an alcoholic drink generates is modified by depletion rate and tweaked depletion rates and alcohol strengths of various drinks to account for this change. As a general rule, the ethanol values shown are likely higher than in reality.

All the drinks listed below create ethanol in the drinker. It is important to note that the ethanol is created as the person metabolizes the drink (represented as the drink "decaying", or decreasing in volume, inside of them, which you can observe by taking readings of them with a reagent scanner), rather than happening on ingestion, so the effects of ethanol come gradually rather than instantaneously.

Ethanol has a variety of effects, but the gist of it is that just a little bit of ethanol (as in, less than 15 units) won't hurt you, but past that you start getting the bad effects like slurred speech and confused movement, and those only amplify with more ethanol. Once 40 units are inside you, that's when you might start suffering liver damage, and if you hit triple digits, alcohol poisoning kicks it. (Notice how the effects are based on absolute amount of ethanol in the person rather than amount per unit of blood like in real life.)

Different cocktails also decay into different amounts of ethanol, allowing you a little control over just how fast and how far your customers get rip-roaring drunk. Every four seconds, the drink decays into the amount of ethanol listed, times a special number. This special number, called a multiplier, is usually two, but it can change depending on server load. So, if a drink has, say, 0.3 listed for the Ethanol column, it'll decay into 0.6 units of ethanol every four seconds, give or take a bit.

Item	Icon	Eth.		Recipe	Info
Screwdriver		0	.1	Vodka + Orange juice	Screws/unscrews stuff when poured onto something, like the other screwdriver.
Bliss on the Beach		0	.1	Screwdriver + Cranberry juice	Farts upon synthesis. Don't question it.
Lemon Drop		0	.3	Vodka + Orange Juice + Lemon Juice + Simple Syrup OR Screwdriver + Lemon Juice + Simple Syrup
Vodka Gimlet		0	.25	Vodka + Lime juice
Cosmopolitan		0	.1	Vodka Gimlet + Cranberry juice	Each sip makes your next message come out in a random accent.
Bloody Mary		0	.1	Vodka + Tomato juice
Bloody Scary		2	.3	Vodka + Changeling blood
Vodka Martini		0	.3	Vodka + Vermouth
Vodka Tonic		0	.1	Vodka + Tonic water
Phil Collins		0	.3	Vodka Tonic + Lemonade
Mind Eraser		0	.3	Vodka Tonic + Robust Coffee
Black Russian		0	.2	Vodka + Robust Coffee OR Vodka + Espresso
White Russian		0	.15	Black Russian + Milk
Espresso Martini		0	.1	Vodka + Chocolate + Sugar + Espresso
Suicider		3		Vodka + Cider + Epinephrine + Welding fuel	Can also be extracted or distilled from omega weed.
Murdini		3	.5	Martini + Apple juice + Suicider
Appletini		0	.3	Vodka + Cider + Apple Juice
Port		0	.2	Vodka + Wine + Sugar + Iron	Has a chance to teleport you at random.
Crème de Menthe		0	.2	Vodka + Sugar + Mint
Grasshopper		0	.2	Crème de Menthe + Vanilla + Chocolate	Turns you into a roachperson for an amount of time proportionate to how long it was in your system.
Peach Schnapps		0	.25	Vodka + Peach Juice	Rarely, decays into VHFCS.
Moscow Mule		0	.15	Vodka + Ginger Ale + Lime juice
Blue Lagoon		0	.1	Vodka + Curacao + Lemonade
Sea Breeze		0	.1	Vodka + Cranberry Juice + Grapefruit juice
Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier		0	.1	Beer + Nanomachines	Can also be distilled from roburgers and cheeseborgers. Do not drink while operating a vehicle.
Snakebite		0	.15	Beer + Cider
Diesel		0	.25	Snakebite + Cranberry juice	Can be used to fuel combustion generators.
Radler		0	.1	Beer + Lemonade
Michelada		0	.1	Beer + Tomato Juice + Capsaicin	Doots on creation. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
Romulale		0	.8	Beer + Blueberry Juice + Blue Raspberry Juice	Takes a lot of inspiration from Romulan Ale, a drink from Star Trek.
BOOrbon		1	.3	Bourbon + Ectoplasm	Makes a spooky sound upon mixing.
Whiskey Sour		0	.2	Bourbon + Lemonade
Manhattan		0	.3	Bourbon + Vermouth + Bitters
Hunchback		0	.1	Bourbon + Cola + Tomato juice	See Chemicals.
Duck Fart		0	.6	Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Milk
Irish Coffee		0	.1	Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Sugar + Milk	Try putting in sugar first so you don't accidentally make Duck Fart.
Old Fashioned		0	.3	Bourbon + Bitters + Sugar + Water	Gives you temporary old fashioned vision.
Mint Julep		0	.15	Bourbon + Sugar + Mint	Cools you down a bit if you're not almost at freezing point.
Horse's Neck		0	.5	Bourbon + Bitters + Ginger Ale	Neighs on mixing
Hot Toddy		0	.4	Bourbon + Sweet Tea + Lemon Juice OR Bourbon + Half and Half	Does not need heating.
Jean Harlow		0	.6	Rum + Vermouth
Planter's Punch		0	.4	Rum + Lemonade
Sangria		0	.15	Planter's Punch + Wine + Orange juice	Warms you up a little bit.
Mai Tai		0	.3	Rum + Lime juice + Orange juice
Rum and Cola		0	.7	Rum + Cola
Space-Cuba Libre		0	.1	Rum and Cola + Lime juice
Daiquiri		0	.2	Rum + Lime juice + Sugar	Try adding the rum first, so you don't accidentally make limeade.
Mojito		0	.2	Daiquiri + Mint
Pineapple Caipirinha		0	.1	Vodka (2) + Pineapple Juice (2) + Ice + Sugar
Piña Colada		0	.1	Rum + Coconut milk + Pineapple juice
Blue Hawaiian		0	.18	Rum + Coconut Milk + Curacao + Pineapple juice + Ice OR Piña Colada + Curacao + Ice
Gunfire		0	.1	Tea + Rum	Makes a silly sound on mixing.
Wellerman		0	.7	Rum + Sweet Tea	Just like in "Soon May the Wellerman Come"
Brass Monkey		0	.25	Rum + Vodka + Orange Juice	Makes a monkey scream on mixing.
Fluffy Critter		0	.2	Rum + Lime Juice + Lemonade + Strawberry Juice	Coos on creation.
Hot Buttered Rum		0	.3	Rum + Cider + Butter	Extract the butter in a reagent extractor. Is room temperature, despite its name.
Spiced Rum		0	.6	Rum + Capsaicin	Surprisingly not spicy. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
Gin and Tonic		0	.1	Gin + Tonic water
Pink Gin and Tonic		0	.1	Gin and Tonic (1) + Bitters (1)
Gin and Chronic		0	.25	Gin and Tonic + Tetrahydrocannabinol	Decays into THC as well as ethanol.
Gin and Sonic		0	.2	Gin and Tonic + Methamphetamine	Juice Time. Decays into meth as well as ethanol. Reduces stuns on its own sometimes. Changes your shoes' sprite into the one for red shoes. Makes you say Sonic references.
Tom Collins		0	.18	Gin and Tonic + Lemonade
Gin Fizz		0	.25	Gin + Lemon juice + Tonic Water
Gimlet		0	.25	Gin + Lime juice
Martini		0	.3	Gin + Vermouth
Negroni		0	.25	Martini + Bitters
Necroni		1	.5	Negroni + Ectoplasm	Makes a spooky moan upon mixing.
Nicotini		0	.3	Martini + Nicotine	Creates some nicotine as it decays.
French 75		0	.15	Gin + Champagne + Lemonade
Derby		0	.4	Gin + Bitters + Mint	One of many drinks with the same name.
Bee's Knees		0	.3	Gin + Lemon Juice + Honey
Tequini		0	.4	Tequila + Vermouth
Brave Bull		0	.35	Tequila + Robust Coffee	Mild stun reduction.
Prairie Fire		0	.25	Tequila + Capsaicin	Sometimes decays into capsaicin and histamine as well as ethanol.
Margarita		0	.2	Tequila + Lime juice + Orange juice
Tequila Sunrise		0	.1	Tequila + Orange juice + Grenadine
Tealquila Sunrise		0	.3	Tequila Sunrise + Coagulated Gnesis	A safe cocktail made from radio bird blood, this drink will rapidly purge Coagulated Gnesis from your bloodstream, helping to combat the slow conversion of your blood into more Gnesis. Note: this drink refuses to be mixed in the bloodstream.
Paloma		0	.1	Tequila + Grapefruit juice + Lime juice
Mimosa		0	.05	Champagne + Orange juice
Kalimixto		0	.15	Wine + Cola
Hard Punch		0	.07	Simple Syrup + Apple Juice + Sangria + Pineapple Juice + Ginger Ale	Has enough of a kick that it might send you flying.
Pisco Sour		0	.4	White Wine + Egg + Simple Syrup + Lime Juice + Bitters	Be sure to ask the kitchen for some eggs.
Peach Bellini		0	.14	White Wine + Peach Juice
Rossini		0	.14	White Wine + Strawberry Juice
Blackberry Bramble		0	.14	Gin + Blackberry Juice + Lemon Juice
French Martini		0	.14	Vodka + Raspberry Juice + Pineapple Juice
Jazzberry Hard Lemonade		0	.14	Vodka + Blue Raspberry Juice + Lemonade	Makes a silly (but jazzy) sound when mixed.
Long Beach Iced Tea		0	.3	Tequila + Bliss on the Beach + Rum + Gin + Lemon j.
Long Island Iced Tea		0	.2	Tequila + Screwdriver + Rum + Gin + Lemon j. + Cola OR Tequila + Screwdriver + Gin + Lemon j. + Rum and Cola
Three Mile Island Iced Tea		0	.6	Vodka + Gin + Tequila + Cola + Curacao	Makes a distinctive sound upon mixing. Not actually radioactive.
Ling Island Iced Tea		N/A		Long Island Iced Tea + Neurotoxin @ 374 K	You need to heat it first to 374K/100C. Rather than decaying into ethanol gradually over time after being drunk, it gives a whole of bunch of it when it fully deletes from someone's system. The more LIIT there was, the more ethanol.
Squeeze		2	.5	Bread (reagent) + Welding fuel	Stuns and infects the consumer with food poisoning.
Honky Tonic		1		Tonic Water + Space Lube + Neurotoxin + Banana Juice	A very Clown-y drink. Sometimes stuns and causes honking, occasionally makes you say something silly.
Dirty Banana	10px	0	.1	Banana Juice + Rum + Chocolate + Milk OR Banana Juice + Rum + Chocolate Milk (2) OR Banana Milk (2) + Rum + Chocolate
Sweet Surprise	10px	0	.2	Rum + Banana Juice + Coconut Milk
Sweet Dreams	10px	0	.2	Sweet Surprise + Capulettium	Decays into capulettium; puts the consumer to sleep.
Mulled Wine		0	.13	Wine + Sugar + Cinnamon	Gently warms you up if you're cold.
Spacemas Spirit		0	.5	Mulled wine + Vodka	Not to be consumed by Grinches.
Freeze		4		Secret!	Stuns, makes you Ice Moon cold. May spontaneously freeze you into an ice statue. Neutralized by chocolate.
Dragon's Breath		5		Secret!	Stuns, sets you on fire. May spontaneously incinerate you into a lovely pile of ash. Neutralized by milk.
Grog		13		Secret!	Makes you into a pirate! Yarr! Keep away from items and faces.
Mutini		1		Secret!	Grants hella loads of mutations, then removes them all when it exits your system.
Sheltergrog		1	.8	Secret!	Makes you a shelter-frog-person! *croak*
Bombini		0	.3	Secret!	Excessive consumption may result in a stinging sensation.

Non-Alcoholic Drinks

For teetotalism advocates and those that might be watching out for their liver after having one too many Bo Jack Daniels. These drinks don't give you any ethanol. Some of these can still hurt you anyways despite that, though some do help you.

Item	Icon	Recipe	Info
Fruit wedges		OR OR OR	Oranges, limes, and lemons can be found in the Cap'n Bubs' Booze-O-Mat's fruit wedge kit, while grapefruits are exclusively grown via botany.
Maraschino cherry		+
Soda Water		Carbon + Oxygen + Water	A cocktail ingredient.
Cola		Soda Water + Sugar	Reduces drowsiness, cools you down.
Simple Syrup		Sugar + Water heated to 180	Another cocktail ingredient.
Lemonade		Lemon juice (3) + Sugar (1)
Pink Lemonade		Lemonade + Grenadine
Laura Palmer		Coffee + Lemonade OR Freshly Brewed Coffee + Lemonade	You can get freshly brewed coffee from a coffeemaker.
Vermont Breeze		Lemonade + Grenadine + Tonic Water
Limeade		Lime juice + Sugar
Egg nog		Egg + Sugar + Milk	Decays into 1.2u sugar
Chocolate milk		Chocolate + Milk
Strawberry milk		Strawberry juice + Milk
Blue Milk		Blueberry juice + Milk	Just like in Star Wars. Still acts like regular milk, which is to say it heals TOX if it's below a certain amount, provides extra healing if you're a skeleton, and neutralizes spicy stuff.
Bilk		Beer + Milk	Despite being made from beer, this drink doesn't give any ethanol. Tries to treat suffocation by keeping LOSEBREATH and OXY at a treatable level, like a weaker version of ephedrine.
Fruit Punch		Simple Syrup + Apple Juice + Lime Juice + Pineapple Juice + Ginger Ale
Milk Punch		Simple Syrup + Apple Juice + Lime Juice + Pineapple Juice + Ginger Ale + Milk OR Fruit Punch (5) + Milk (1)
Catamount		Ginger Ale + Orange Juice + Grenadine + Ice	Meows on mixing
Pine-Ginger		Ginger Ale + Pineapple Juice + Ice
Sail Boat		Ginger Ale + Lime Juice + Ice
Sweet tea		Tea + Sugar
Half and Half		Sweet Tea + Lemon juice OR Sweet Tea + Lemonade OR Tea + Lemonade	Also known as an Arnold Palmer.
Tea with honey		Tea + Honey	Makes you feel relaxed.
Tea with mint		Tea + Mint
Sun tea		Tea + Orange Juice + Sugar	Probably want to add sugar last. Acts like regular tea, meaning it removes two specific toxins from your system.
Triple Citrus		Lemon juice + Lime juice + Orange juice	Heals a little bit of TOX damage.
Cafe Gele		Freshly Brewed Coffee + Vanilla + Sugar	You can get freshly brewed coffee from a coffeemaker.
Expresso		Espresso + Methamphetamine	Hurts your brain real bad.
Iced Coconut Milk Espresso		Espresso (1) + Ice (3) + Sugar (2) + Coconut Milk (2)	You may need to add the ice twice.
Iced Pineapple Matcha		Matcha (1) + Pineapple Juice (1) + Coconut Milk (2) + Ice (1)
Thai Iced Coffee		Coffee (3) + Milk (1) + Ice (1) + Sugar (1) OR Freshly Brewed Coffee (3) + Milk (1) + Ice (1) + Sugar (1)	Try adding the ice twice. The hot coffee might melt it the first time.
Pumpkin Spice Latte		Espresso (2) + Pumpkin Juice (1) + Milk (2)
Lavender Latte		Lavender Essence (1) + Espresso (1) + Milk (2) -> Lavender Latte (4)
Peppermint Hot Chocolate		Mint (1) + Milk (1) + Chocolate (2)
Mexican Hot Chocolate		Capsaicin (1) + Milk Chocolate (2) OR Cinnamon (1) + Milk Chocolate (2)
Triple Triple		Triple Citrus + Triplepissed + Triple meth	Clouds your screen in crazy colors, causes you to hallucinate and vomit citrus fruits, and much more.
Ecto Cooler		Ectoplasm + Uranium + Orange juice	Decays into VHFCS and has a chance to produce strange green goop as well, which allows you to see ghosts.
Mewtini		Cat Drugs + Mutini + Milk + Catonium	Infects you with toxoplasmosis, which eventually turns you into a cat. And we mean the quadrupedal kind that you see in the Captain's Quarters, not those kind.
Banana Milk	12px	Banana Juice + Milk
Fizzy Banana	12px	Syrup + Banana Juice + Coconut Milk + Lime Juice + Tonic Water
Sheltestgrog		Secret!	Infects you with Frog Flu, which eventually turns you into a frog! *ribbit*

Dispenser

The alcohol dispenser and soda fountain offer a convenient way to prepare alcoholic and non-alcoholic refreshments. They have an essentially infinite supply of various drinks and operate like the machines in chemistry. That comes in handy, because many commercial products contain more than one reagent and it would otherwise be difficult to isolate specifically what you want for e. g. cake icing. And of course, they will also be useful if you decide to turn the kitchen/bar into a makeshift laboratory.

Still

Since the introduction of said dispensers, the still has fallen a bit out of favor – but that should not discourage a creative Bartender, as the apparatus is a decent option to move large amount of booze and get people horribly drunk elsewhere. Opening a counter in the market for example usually attracts more customers than the bar itself, thanks to its central location. Just don't forget to bring plenty of spare glasses and bottles with you!

For best results, use whole ingredients. You cannot put sliced ingredients (e.g. lemon wedges, melon slices) into the still. Same with the apple on a stick and its "delicious" variant.

Icon	Input	Output 1	Output 2
	Wheat	Beer (20 units)
	Durum Wheat	Beer (20 units)
	Steelwheat	Beer (20 units)	Iron (20 units)
	Ricin rice	Space ricin (20 units)
	Roburger	Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier (20 units)
	Cheeseborger	Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier (20 units)
	Apple	Cider (20 units)
	Delicious-looking apple	Cider (15 units)	Capulettium (5 units)
	Pear	Cider (20 units)
	Honey	Mead (20 units)
	Grapes	Wine (20 units)
	Cherry	Wine (20 units)
	Blueberry	Wine (20 units)
	Raspberry	Wine (20 units)
	Blue raspberry	Wine (20 units)
	Blackberry	Wine (20 units)
	Lashberry	Wine (20 units)
	Green Grapes	White Wine (20 units)
	Potato	Vodka (20 units)
	Corn cob	Bourbon (20 units)
	Rice sprig	Rice wine (20 units)
	Sugarcane	Rum (20 units)
	Sugar	Rum (20 units)
	Clear corn cob	Ethanol (20 units)
	Grapefruit	Schnapps (20 units)
	Melon	Schnapps (20 units)
	Bowling melon	Schnapps (20 units)
	Rainbow melon	Schnapps (20 units)
	Orange	Schnapps (20 units)
	Blood orange	Schnapps (20 units)
	Clockwork orange	Schnapps (20 units)
	Synthorange	Schnapps (20 units)
	Strawberry	Schnapps (20 units)
	Peach	Peach Schnapps (20 units)
	Pineapple	Piña Colada (20 units)
	Coconut	Piña Colada (20 units)
	Asomna Bark	Tea (20 units)
	Asomna Bark (robust asomna version)	Tea (20 units)
	Nepeta cataria	Cat drugs (20 units)
	Tobacco	Nicotine (20 units)
	Twobacco	Nicotwaine (20 units)
	Tea leaves	Matcha (20 units)
	Mint leaf	Menthol (20 units)
	Golden pea pod	Ammonia (20 units)
	Cucumber	Water (20 units)
	Lettuce leaf	Water (20 units)
	Banana	Banana juice (20 units)
	Tomato	Tomato juice (20 units)
	Seething tomato	Tomato juice (20 units)
	Carrot	Carrot juice (20 units)
	Pumpkin	Pumpkin juice (20 units)
	Spiced pumpkin	Pumpkin spice latte (20 units)
	Coffee berries	Freshly brewed coffee (20 units)
	Latte coffee berries	Freshly brewed coffee (20 units)
	Mocha coffee berries	Freshly brewed coffee (20 units)
	Lime	Limeade (20 units)
	Lemon	Lemonade (20 units)
	Bilious ipecacuanha root	Green vomit (20 units)
	Sassafras root	Sarsaparilla (20 units)
	Cannabis leaf	THC (20 units)	CBD (20 units)
	Rainbow Weed	THC (20 units)	LSD (20 units)
	Lifeweed	THC (20 units)	Omnizine (20 units)
	Deathweed	THC (20 units)	Cyanide (20 units)
	Omega Weed	Omega cocktail of drugs. In short, fun for the whole family! Expand for full list: Omega Weed Output 20 units each of: Atropine Bath salts Capsaicin Cat drugs Crank Ectoplasm Hairgrownium Haloperidol Histamine Itching powder Krokodil Lithium LSD Methamphetamine Mercury Psilocybin Space drugs Suicider THC
	Descuento Danito's Burritos	Sewage (20 units)	Ethanol (20 units)
	Little Danny's Snack Cake	Sewage (20 units)	???? (20 units)
	Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf	Sewage (20 units)	Mucus (20 units)
	Ghostlier chili	Ghost chili juice (20 units)
	Slurrypod	Toxic slurry (20 units)
	Pepper corn cob	Pepper (20 units)
	Glowing fruit	Luminol (20 units)

Juice-O-Matic

An old Cyborg tool from a time before you could click-drag things into reagent extractors. You can basically think of this as a portable reagent extractor. It's still a handy companion piece to the still, as a decent means for getting the crew highly drunk on fancy cocktails.

Icon	Input	Output	Info
	Orange	Orange Juice
	Lemon	Lemon Juice
	Lime	Lime Juice
	Pineapple	Pineapple Juice
	Apple	Apple Juice
	Strawberry	Strawberry Juice
	Raspberry	Raspberry Juice
	Blackberry	Blackberry Juice
	Blue Raspberry	Blue Raspberry Juice
	Cherry	Cherry Juice
	Tomato	Tomato Juice
	Coffee berries	Coffee
	Watermelon	Water
	Eggplant	Nicotine
	Rainbow Melon	George Melonium	Feel lucky?
	Chili pepper	Capsaicin	Spicy! Messes up your vision if it gets in your eyes and speech if in your mouth.
	Fiery chili	Ghost Chili Juice	Extremely spicy! Can cause vomiting and spontaneous combustion.
	Slurrypod	Toxic Slurry	A poison found in slurrypods.
	Glowing slurrypod	Glowing Slurry	A highly-potent mutagen made from omega slurrypods.
	Delicious apple	Capulettium	Fakes death somewhat.
	Chilly pepper	Cryostylane	Chilling. Very chilling.
	Garlic	Holy Water	Hurts vampires.
	Blood Orange	Changeling Blood	Does interesting things when exposed to high heat.
	Corn cob	Corn Starch	Could potentially be made into corn syrup and VHFCS.
	Soybean	Space Soybean Oil	Grease, basically.
	Soylent Chartreuse	Space Soybean Oil	Grease, basically.

Espresso Machine

Some people don't want just coffee, served in a regular ol' plastic cup from a regular ol' coffee machine. They want special coffee, the kind that comes with milk and other things, the kind that is served in a different plastic cup and dispensed by a machine with weird foreign names for drinks. This espresso machine is for those sorts of people. Thankfully, its operation is simple: just insert a cup from the rack nearby, choose Make espresso, and choose any of the options below. It's easy to be a Space Starbucks barista!

Just don't expect to be making any Irish Coffee or any of the cocktails with coffee using this stuff. Again, those actually need the regular coffee from coffee machines.

Setting	Description
Espresso	Just 10 units of standard espresso coffee. Very different from regular coffee.
Latte	A little bit of espresso, with lots of milk. Really milk with coffee at that point.
Mocha	Half espresso, half milk and chocolate milk.
Cappuccino	Espresso, with a good amount (6.5 units) of milk.
Americano	Espresso, diluted with a good bit of water.
Decaf	10 units of espresso coffee, decaf, without the caffeine.
Flat White	Espresso with a little less milk than what a cappucino would have.

Coffeemakers

Machines in various department-specific break rooms in various maps that make a unique version of coffee called freshly brewed coffee. No options for extra milk or sugar or different brewing methods, but, hey, it's free coffee. To brew up some joe, simply click on the coffeemaker and choose Brew coffee. Then, click on it again and choose Remove carafe to remove the coffee container, allowing you to pour the contents into your drinking vessel of choice. Each brewing fills the carafe to 100 units. When you're done, click on the coffeemaker with the carafe in-hand to insert it back into the coffeemaker. These instructions apply to all coffeemakers, regardless of color, and you don't actually have to be a member of a specific department a coffeemaker is in to use it.

Should you lack a suitable drinking container, there is usually a rack of coffee cups nearby on a wall. Click on it to take a mug from it.