Syndicate Items

Ever wondered how the traitors and Syndicate operatives get all those fancy items magically delivered to them? The uplink is the answer and might be disguised as either a PDA or slightly suspicious radio. In case of the former, you will need to enter the access code into the ringtone selection of the built-in messenger program. The list of available gear will then open automatically and you may chose the item(s) of your choice - however, each agent only receives a grand total of 10 telecrystals (true for traitors, spies and operatives alike) to use, so spend them wisely! If in doubt, press the 'Info' button to get a brief description before ordering the item in question.

• If you exit the uplink (on a PDA) without locking it, the menu can be accessed at any time through the notes program.
• If you forget your access code, use the 'Notes' command to bring it up.
• The radio uplink can also be set to self-destruct, resulting in a moderate explosion.

Item	Image	Telecrystal Cost	Usage	Description	Job Specific	Notes
Trick Cigarettes		1	Eight cigarettes that explode.	Essentially a mini grenade. While the explosion might not be the largest, one or two small hull breaches will decompress a room or hallway fairly rapidly. You can also force or trick someone into smoking one of these for stylish assassinations.	All	Trick cigarettes are quite useful for disabling critical equipment (APCs, cloning pods etc) at low cost.
Fake Mustache		1	A mustache that hides your identity.	No one will ever know who you are, NO ONE.	All	Only really used by traitors with one telecrystal left to use or people who find an unlocked Syndicate PDA.
Detomatrix Cartridge		1	Load it in your PDA. Blow other PDAs.	A cartridge for your PDA. When inserted, it will allow you to use the missile program to attempt to remotely detonate other people's PDAs in a moderately lethal explosion. Your target PDA will need the messenger function turned on in order to attempt this, and you need to scan for other PDAs, then import the list. In addition, there is a chance the cartridge will not work or will feedback and blow up your own PDA. Despite this it is a decent way of sowing panic aboard the station, or softening up a target for an assassination attempt. Comes with 4 charges. It also has a bomb program that when ran causes the PDA to self destruct. Don't use the bomb on your own PDA as the countdown is very short.	All	Functionality is also built into the military PDA that starts on the Syndicate shuttle.
Chameleon Suit		2	Can disguise itself to any other jumpsuit.	This is a fashion model's dream. A decent selection of jumpsuit patterns is available through the 'change' function, accessible by right-clicking on it.	All	An EMP blast will make this temporarily turn into a psychedelic suit, which is good for parties, but completely awful for stealth.
Syndicate Donk Pocket		1	Heals members of the Syndicate.	Administers 15 units each of Tricordrazine, Leporazine, Synaptizine, Kelotane, Dexalin Plus, Hyperzine, and Bicardine. Must be heated in a microwave for best effect, and stays warm for about 7 minutes.	Chef	During nuclear rounds, they are on the Syndicate shuttle.
Stealth Container		2	Hides shit.	Starts out appearing like an internals box and can assume the form of pretty much any hand-held item. Unlike a regular box or backpack, using this container does not result in conspicuous text messages, it will however give away its identity upon close examination. The camouflage can be reset at any time if required.	All	It's small enough to fit in a pocket. Makeshift ammo pouch or tool kit - you name it!
Strange Seed		1	Grows into a Man Eater Plant.	This seed will grow into a sentient, mobile man eater - but it has special dietary requirements. Besides water, it must be fed meat, first dead pieces of meat; you will most likely want to make a synthmeat plant and use that. Then it will get fucking greedy and want living creatures. After eating enough it will pop out of it's pot and run around eating anyone who didn't take care of it (hopefully you did take care of it.) Welders, flamethrowers, and weedkiller are all very strong against these critters.	Botanist
Revolver Box		5	A revolver and 5 boxes of ammo.	Contains a loaded .357 Magnum revolver and fives boxes of spare ammunition. Loud, obvious and powerful, this weapon is a quite popular choice among the Syndicate and valued for its decent stopping power. Unarmoured opponents will also bleed constantly until the bullets have been removed via surgery.	All	Depending on lag, your targets may find it easy to dodge the bullets.
Freedom Implant		3	Frees you from handcuffs a couple of times. And has other uses.	Injecting yourself with this will get you out of handcuffs a limited number of times, usually one or two times; on occasion three. This can be quite useful for the traitor, but it's nigh useless for the syndicate during nuke because most people just kill them on first sight. It also blocks mindslave implants from spies or other traitors.	All	You must use a certain emote assigned to you in order to escape handcuffs.
Syndicate Card	File:Idcard.png	1	Makes you untraceable by the AI. Can copy access from other ID cards.	This is a special ID card that makes you untraceable by the AI. Until set, it appears simply as "Agent Card." Using it will give you a prompt to set the name and job assignment on it, but this can only be done once. It starts with maintenance access only but can be upgraded at an ID computer. It also grants access to a few special syndicate-only locations. While you are wearing it, the AI cannot use its tracking functions to follow you on camera. You can also bonk it with other ID cards to copy over their access.	All	Remember to wear it on your ID slot or it won't work.
Electromagnetic Card (Cryptographic Sequencer) (E-MAG)		5	Opens, hacks, and unlocks everything imaginable.	Also called an E-Mag (electromagnetic card), it allows you to quite literally open anything. It will open any door, locker, crate, and can short out weapon locks. The issue is that once used on something, that something breaks permanently, doors stay stuck open, locker don't lock, weapons can be used by anyone. While this can have the desired effect, it also leaves a trail for people to follow (mostly doors), it also has a fairly noticeable visual when you use it (generally sparks shooting out of whatever it was used on). But besides gaining access through mundane locks, there are a number of other uses that E-mags have. You can use it on robots, to erase their law set (see Robotics), they can be used to turn Officer Beepsky haywire, and they can be used on certain computers to gain unusual effects, the most useful of which being allowing you drop the emergency shuttle countdown to 10 seconds if you use it on the shuttle computer.	All.	Experiment! Who knows what else it could work on.
Chemistry Grenade Kit		3	A box that contains grenade components.	Each Grenade kit contains enough components for three grenades.	Scientist	Used to be standard chemistry equipment, was removed because chemists are horrible people.
Prototype Cloaking Device		4	Variable range invisibility. Must be dragged.	It makes a curtain of invisibility that can extend 1-5 tiles in every direction. Hides items and players.	All	Items in the cloak field are not detected by those wearing thermals!
Sleepy Pen		4	Puts your target to sleep.	This is a very devious little item. It's a pen that puts someone to sleep in about 30 seconds when you use it on them. It's extremely inconspicuous and gives no indication when it has been used. The target will be out for awhile, though many players can recognize that they have been penned when their vision gets blurry and they begin yawning. It starts with two uses.	All	It can be refilled with any substance you like. The perfect tool for a creative chemist.
Voice Changer		2	A gasmask that transforms your voice to match your ID.	This is a fun item. It's a gasmask that makes you sound like other people. And it still works as a gasmask! All you have to do with it is wear it. It will make you sound like whoever's ID you're wearing. If you're wearing John's ID, you sound like him! You sound like that person when you talk normally and they also work over radio/intercoms!	All	Use in conjunction with an Agent Card and you can appear to be anything you like.
Cloaking Device		6	Makes you invisible.	When this item is activated, it makes you invisible to all but two things: AIs and people wearing thermal goggles. If you've eliminated all those things, congrats! You are now nigh unstoppable. Just keep in mind that people can still know you're about even if they can't see you. It's best not to take items or open doors when people are standing about; they might notice. Also, flashes and flashbangs will turn your cloak off if you're nearby when they're used. An active t-ray scanner will cause your cloak to "flicker." The cloak has to be held in your active hand to work as it is too big to fit in your pocket.	All	Unavailable during nuke and spy rounds.
Syndicate Pipe Bomb		5	A devastating pipe bomb.	Dents the hull of the station quite well. It has a three second timer so make sure to throw it before it explodes in your face.	All
EMP Grenade		2	A box of grenades that disable electronics.	This is a weapon used for disabling electronics like the AI's cameras. They can also cause Securitrons and Guardbuddies to go haywire as if emagged. They come in packs of 5. Click on the Grenade to activate it and then throw it like normal grenades.	All
Chameleon Projector		3	Lets you disguise as any inanimate object.	Looks like a cloaker, but allows you to scan any item that can be picked up and then disguise yourself as that item. While disguised you move at walk speed and if someone tries to interact with you the disguise fails and you change back to normal.	All	More useful than you think, if you get creative.
Jug of Moonshine		4	Gets people fucked up. Heals the barman.	White lightning, hooch, mountain dew, whatever you call it, it gets people fucked up. Unless you're the barman, who was raised on brew twice as strong, it gives him a good heal (and makes him a little tipsy).	Barkeeper
Stimulants		5	Immunity from stun, heals a little over time.	Ah that's the stuff. Stimpacks, a tool of many great virtual heroes, they make you immune to stun and being knocked down for about 5 minutes after injected. Includes several healing chemicals to keep you going as well.	Geneticist & Scientist
Mini-radiation Crossbow		4	Ranged mid-power weapon.	Each bolt deals a significant amount of radiation damage. When this weapon is used on a person, the victim falls down constantly and takes a small amount of damage over time, eventually enough to kill. While it is a useful weapon, it is another one of those weapons that once the Security force find you with one on you, they'll beat you to death with their off stun batons. There is no indication of when it is fired (unless you use it pointblank), making it a decent stealth weapon. Your target may quickly realize what is up by the sudden influx of radiation damage.	All	This weapon recharges.
Power Sink		4	Draws power from all station APCs.	This bad boy is a station engineers and AI's worst enemy. When bought, this thing is useless, but when the power sink comes in contact with exposed wires, out in space, or on the station, it starts to drain the power from every APC at a RAPID rate. The AI may quickly realize what is up by the million power alarms going off simultaneously. You must screw it into place on a wire with a screwdriver, then turn it on, at which point it will emit a bright light. But as easy as it was set down, any one can pick it right back up. Additionally, if you try to scan it for fingerprints, you're in for a nice surprise.	All	Too large to fit into a backpack. Station-wide power failures will permit you to access many areas with only a crowbar.
Butcher Knife		5	It's a knife, for stabbing people, lots of blood.	A nasty melee weapon that does around 50 brute damage per hit, with the possibility of a stun, and causes the victim to continue bleeding damage if they get away. Can also be thrown. Hitting a dead body with the knife will gib it into uncloneable meat, which can be eaten to hide the evidence.	Chef	Meat (and many cooked dishes from that meat) will still bear the name of your victim. The stun from a thrown butcher's knife is longer than the one from a taser.
Amplified Vuvuzela		3	Vuvuzela with stun damage.	Sonic weaponry, the poor man's wavegun, stun and damages your target, and most importantly annoys the hell out of them.	Assistant	Has about 5 shots before it needs to be recharged and a fiendishly long stun.
Signal Jammer		3	Disables radios within it's range.	When active, it will disable all radios within a 6 tile range. This includes ingoing and outgoing communications, so you won't be able to hear if the AI is alerting people to whatever nefarious deeds you are up to. Note that machine talk is not effected.	All	Due to the general shittiness of radio headsets, many people may not realize a jammer is in range until it is too late.
Derringer		2	A tiny gun with 2 bullets.	Click on someone and you shoot at them. Does 20 damage if shot from far away 40 point blank and will stun someone with either type of shot. These are so small you can hide them in jumpsuits, gloves, exosuits, hats (yes, this includes worn butts), shoes, masks and eyepieces.	All	This is a pretty fun item.
Cyalume Saber		7	A melee weapon that can do a lot of brute damage (60 per hit)	Also known as an 'e-sword.' It has two states, on and off. When it's off, you can fit it into your pocket. When it is on, it glows brightly in your hands and is very obvious. Can often stun on its first hit, making it a devastating weapon, though leaves a lot of blood and is not very useful for stealth. Comes in a variety of pretty colors.	All	Also, it's totally not a lightsaber, ok?
Red Chainsaw		7	A gas-powered chainsaw.	A stronger version of the green electric chainsaws found in Hydroponics equipment lockers, this chainsaw is strong enough to cut through human flesh and is roughly equal in damage to an energy sword - 50 brute to the e-sword's 60. Due to its size, you can't fit it in a backpack, but to compensate it has a less obvious sprite (the same as a normal chainsaw) and can gib corpses.	Botanist	Much like the butcher's knife, you can use the chainsaw to butcher corpses, which leaves behind 3 pieces of meat.
Syndicate Robot		5	A robot suit with hacked laws.	This appears to be a normal robot suit, but when a brain is inserted the resulting cyborg will have it's 1st and 2nd laws refer to syndicate operatives. A fourth law is also added to keep secrecy (Overridden by all other laws). Syndicate cyborgs can see traitors!	Roboticist
Artistic Toolbox (His Grace)		10	A powerful and complicated weapon that will eventually kill you if you're not careful.	The Artistic Toolbox is not what it appears to be. When held, it serves as an extremely deadly melee weapon. Then, by grabbing your victim and clicking the box, you'll feed them to the box! Keep in mind, take too long to feed His Grace, and you'll be the next snack. The wielder gains ridiculous stun resistance, but the time to feed Him again gets shorter and shorter... Anyone examining you catches Memetic Kill Disorder, which kills them if they don't stay near you and forces them to do what you tell them to.	Chaplain	Looks like a normal toolbox but bright green. You have to examine it first to awaken its powers.
FogMachine-3000		6	Makes fog from whatever reagent is poured into it.	The FogMachine-3000 will emit smoke if it is turned on and there is reagent inside it. Fill it with polytrinic acid (or maybe initropidril) and leave it in a busy hallway for maximum effect!	Scientist
Syndicate Device Scanner		3	Scans ANYTHING.	Looks and functions exactly like the Mechanic's regular device scanner except it can scan things you normally couldn't, such as the Crusher and certain other syndicate items.	Mechanic
Mind-Slave Implant		3	Makes the implantee your slave.	Use this handy one-use implant to force someone to fulfill your every request! It lasts up to 20-25 minutes, and requires the cooperation of the implantee, as you don't actually take control of them.	All	If they don't cooperate, simply adminhelp it.
Syndicate Sauce		2	A sauce with unknown components.	Whoever eats food laced with this will feel no effects for a few minutes... then suddenly drop dead.	Chef
Bowling Kit		7	A somewhat silly stun weapon.	Who's the kingpin now, baby? Kit includes a bowling shirt and 3 bowling balls. If the ball hits someone they are immediately knocked unconscious. You have to wear the shirt to make it work!	All
Syndicate Cleaner Grenades		3	Makes a nasty chemical mess.	A box of 3 grenades that look just like the Janitor's regular cleaning grenades, but include polytrinic acid and space lube as well. The lube will slip up and do brute damage to anyone who attempts to move on that area, while the acid will do horrible burn damage to people and melt items.	Janitor
Trash Compactor		5	Horribly gibs your victims.	It looks like the Janitor's regular trash cart, but anyone unfortunate enough to be put inside will be squished into a small cube of meat. The meatcube will have a few moments to squirm about and scream hopelessly before exploding into a shower of gibs. Devastating!	Janitor
DNA Scrambler		3	Changes your appearance.	One-use injector that gives you a random appearance and name. Does not change your clothes or ID.	All	Gives slight radiation damage to the user.
Target ID Tracker	File:Pinpointer.png	2	Finds your targets.	Looks like a pinpointer, but lets you track the ID of any of your assassination targets. Can be kept in your pocket while active and still showing you the right direction. The device tracks the target's ID, not the target themselves-- if they have changed or destroyed their ID, it will not be useful.	All
Floor Closet		1	Hides shit.	This is a closet that is disguised as a regular floor tile, when closed. Can be used to conceal gear, bodies, etc. It looks like the standard light gray floor tile, so it will be noticeable on plating or colored floor tiles.	All
Sonic Grenades		3	Box of 3 grenades.	Each one packs enough power to shatter reinforced windows and pop eardrums. No more being cornered by an angry mob! Includes earplugs.	Scientist
Syringe Gun		4	Shoots syringes.	Works pretty much like a beaker - just transfer the reagents of your choice to the gun, up to 90 units at a time. Each shot subtracts 15 units from the internal reservoir. You don't have to worry about the syringes, as the miniature synthesizer will generate them automatically.	Medical Doctor
Mining Charge Hacker	File:Scanner.png	9	Makes mining charges go boom.	Looks like a regular geographical analyzer, but allows mining charges to stick to any surface-- not just asteroids. Just swipe it over the mining charge.	Miner
Supply Crate		10	Crate containing random stuff.	A crate of whatever the Syndicate had laying around. Contains 15-20 telecrystals worth of randomly selected traitor items.	All	The selection may range from absolutely amazing to totally useless and is quite likely to include job-specific or duplicate items. Buyer beware!
Spacker-12 Shotgun		8	A shotgun	A horribly powerful shotgun more than capable of blowing anyone away in two shots or less. Noisy as hell and obvious, but if you're packing this, you know what you're doing. (If you don't, try shooting more people.)	All	It comes with two boxes of ammunition, so I hope you're alright with 21 shots. Soldier.
Syndicate Cargo Transporter		3	Weld a crate and send it to the middle of nowhere. Forever.	When used on a crate, it will automatically weld it and send it as far and remote as possible. Good for getting rid of people when you have a glut of crates on your hand. Rechargeable.	Quartermaster, Engineer, Miner
Power Gloves		7	Shoot lightning from your hands.	When standing atop a live wire, you can shoot lightning at people! The damage depends on the power of the current, so overloading the engine will make these more lethal.	Engineer
Moustache Grenade		2	Makes.. moustaches.	Prime it and throw it. Anyone caught in the blast radius will have a fake mustache permanently affixed to them. Harmless, until they need to use internals.	Assistant
Microbomb Implant		2	Explode upon death	Spawns an implanter loaded with a microbomb implant. You explode upon death, scattering your items along the area and hurting anyone nearby.	All	Completely destroys the body and thus prevents cloning.
Item	Image	Telecrystal Cost	Usage	Description	Job Specific	Notes