Foods and Drinks

Food is what you eat. Drinks are what you drink. Here is a comprehensive (but still incomplete) list of items and recipes for the chef to utilize and the crew to enjoy. Just remember that side-effects are by no means unknown or uncommon.

Snacks

Icon	Name	Available from	Info
	Donut	Vendor, Kitchen	Frosted donuts give double the HP recovery to security officers. <Insert Joke>
	Chips	Vendor
	Candy	Vendor
	Fries	Vendor, Kitchen
	Popcorn	Kitchen
	Nougat bar	Kitchen
	Granola bar	Kitchen
	Yoghurt	Kitchen	Requires spoon.
	Descuento Danito's Burritos	Vendor	Available in many different flavours. Comes with an integral heating mechanism.
	Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles	Vendor	Literally poison. Also equipped with a heater.
	Pope Crunch	Crew quarters	Extremely crunchy! Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl.
	Apple	Hydroponics
	Banana	Hydroponics	Peel it first!
	Orange	Hydroponics
	Lemon	Hydroponics
	Lime	Hydroponics
	Avocado	Hydroponics
	Grapes	Hydroponics
	Melon slice	Hydroponics	Slice a watermelon with something sharp to get six of these.
	Honey	Hydroponics	Produced by space bees. Taste may vary, depending on the plant that provided the nectar.
	Carrot	Hydroponics
	Slurryfruit	Hydroponics	Poisonous!
	Eggplant	Hydroponics
	?????	Incompetent chef	The result of a bad recipe, probably shouldn't eat this...
	Smoldering Mess	Incompetent chef	The result of overcooking or -frying something.

Drinks

Icon	Name	Type	Available from	Info
	Space beer	Alcohol	Bar
	Cider	Alcohol	Bar
	Mead	Alcohol	Bar
	Wine	Alcohol	Bar
	Vodka	Alcohol	Bar
	Rum	Alcohol	Bar	Spaced rum bottles also contain yobihodazine.
	Bo Jack Daniel's	Alcohol	Bar	A real man's drink!
	Stinkeye's Special Reserve	Alcohol	???	A favourite of captains everywhere.
	Egg nog	Other	Bar
	Milk	Other	Kitchen
	Space cola	Soda	Vendor, Kitchen
	Decirprevo Bottled Water	Soda	Vendor
	Robust-Eez	Soda	Vendor	Contains methamphetamine.
	Grife-O	Soda	Vendor
	Dr. Pubber	Soda	Vendor
	Grones Soda	Soda	Vendor	Comes in random flavours.
	Spooky Dan's	Soda	Vendor	Two flavours on offer. Neither are industrial runoff, nope!
	Orange-Aid	Soda	Vendor	Contains oculine.
	Lime-Aid	Other	Vendor	Contains antihol.
	Robust Coffee	Other	Vendor
	Happy Elf Hot Chocolate	Other	Vendor
	Chicken Soup	Other	Vendor	Can cure minor diseases.
	Weight-Loss Shake	Other	Vendor	Contains lipolicide.
	Tea	Other	Vendor

Dispenser

The alcohol and soda dispensers offer a convenient way to prepare alcoholic and non-alcoholic refreshments. They have an essentially infinite supply of various drinks and operate like the machines in chemistry. That comes in handy, because many commercial products contain more than one reagent and it would otherwise be difficult to isolate specifically what you want for e. g. cake icing. And of course, they will also be useful if you decide to turn the kitchen/bar into a makeshift laboratory. A barman's job also isn't complete unless you know how to make people drunk off fancy recipes.

Produced item	Recipe
Cola	Water + Sugar + Carbon + Oxygen
Lemonade	Lemon juice + Sugar
Egg nog	Egg + Sugar + Milk
Sweet tea	Tea + Sugar
Half and Half	Tea + Lemonade
Triple juice	Lemon j. + Lime j. + Orange juice
Screwdriver	Vodka + Orange juice
Bloody Mary	Vodka + Tomato juice
Bloody Scary	Vodka + Changeling blood
Vodka Martini	Vodka + Vermouth
Vodka Tonic	Vodka + Tonic water
Mind Eraser	Vodka + Tonic water + Coffee
File:WhiteRussian.png White Russian	Vodka + Coffee + Milk
Cosmopolitan	Vodka + Cranberry juice + Lime juice
Sex on the Beach	Vodka + Cranberry juice + Orange juice
Suicider	Vodka + Cider + Epinephrine + Welding fuel
Port	Vodka + Wine + Sugar + Iron
Bilk	Beer + Milk
Beepskybräu	Beer + Nanomachines
BOOrbon	Bourbon + Ectoplasm
File:WhiskeySour.png Whiskey Sour	Bourbon + Lemonade
Manhattan	Bourbon + Vermouth + Bitters
Irish Coffee	Bourbon + Coffee + Sugar + Milk
Space-Cuba Libre	Rum + Lime juice + Cola
Daiquiri	Rum + Lime juice + Sugar
Gin and Tonic	Gin + Tonic water
Pink Gin and Tonic	Gin and Tonic + Bitters
Gin and Sonic	Gin and Tonic + Methamphetamine
Gimlet	Gin + Lime juice
Martini	Gin + Vermouth
Squeeze	Bread (reagent) + Welding fuel

Still

Since the introduction of said dispensers, the still has fallen a bit out of favour - but that should not discourage a creative barman, as the apparatus is a decent option to move large amount of booze and get people horribly drunk elsewhere. Opening a counter in the market for example usually attracts more customers than the bar itself, thanks to its central location. Just don't forget to bring plenty of spare glasses and bottles with you!

Produced item	Recipe
Space beer
Cider
Mead
Wine
Vodka
Bourbon

Other Food-Related Items

Icon	Name	Info
	Kitchen vendor	Offers a wide selection of basic ingredients and other catering supplies. Doesn't have any ID restrictions.
	Hotdog cart	Used to easily take large amounts of food out of the kitchen and hand it to people. Can only be opened by people with kitchen access.
	Spoon	Needed to eat certain dishes.
	Fork	Needed to eat certain dishes.
	Knife	Used for slaughtering animals and cutting certain items.
	Rolling pin	Required to prepare pizza bases.
File:IcingTube.png	Icing tube	Used for, you guessed it, adding icing to a cake. Accepts 50 units of any liquid.
	Produce satchel	This spacious satchel makes the life of every chef or botanist much easier. Almost any type of food-related item (dishes, bottles, seeds etc.) can be stored in them, and they also interact nicely with tables (drag & drop), crates, the food processor, mail chutes and other objects.
	Banana peel	Slippery. Created from peeling a banana, obviously!
	Fish	Can be used to slap people around.

Chef's Cookbook

Here's where the real fun starts. While most of the ingredients needed by the chef should either be available in your kitchen or can grown for you in hydroponics, some recipes may require items from elsewhere on the station. A fair number of recipes also have downsides, so be wary of food poisoning and other nasty occurrences.

Ingredients

Short list of items that will be your basic ingredients, many of which can also be ordered in a crate from quartermasters.

Icon	Name	Available from
	Flour	Kitchen or process from wheat.
	Sugar	Kitchen or process from sugarcane.
	Oatmeal	Kitchen
File:FoodDonkPocketBox.png	Donk pockets	Kitchen. Contains 6x (cold)
	Bacon strips	Kitchen. Contains 7x
	Human meat	Kitchen
	Monkey meat	Kitchen
	Synthetic meat	Hydroponics
	Fish Fillet	Comes in different kinds.
	Mystery meat	Raking through gibs - dubious nutritional value!
	Chicken nugget	Kitchen. May be used in place of mystery meat in most specific recipes.
	Brain	Hydroponics, Robotics
	Heart	Hydroponics, Robotics
	Butt	Hydroponics, Robotics
	Pumpkin	Hydroponics
	Watermelon	Hydroponics
	Potato	Hydroponics
	Mushroom	Hydroponics
	Tomato	Hydroponics
	Chili pepper	Hydroponics
	Lettuce leaf	Hydroponics
	Corn cob	Hydroponics
	Garlic	Hydroponics
	Onion	Hydroponics
	Egg	Kitchen
	Milk	Kitchen or process from soybean pods.
	Cheese	Kitchen
	Spaghetti	Kitchen
	Peanut butter	Kitchen or process from peanuts.
	Maple syrup	Kitchen
	Rice	Quartermasters

Ingredient Processing

The food processor is important too! With it, you can turn items into different forms, which may be more useful, or usable in recipes.

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Info
File:Ectoplasm.png Ectoplasm	+	+	Isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, pour it (min: 10 units) into a fire extinguisher and then use the HUD icon to spray all around you.
Cheese	+ +		See above. Required minimum is 10 units.
Monkey meat
Human meat
Flour
Iron fillings			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Chocolate chips			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Sugar
Milk
Peanut butter
Yoghurt	(rancid)		Must use a bottle of rancid milk specifically. Requires spoon.
Dough
Sweet dough	+
4x Cookie doughs	+		Probably shouldn't be eaten raw!
Ice cream cone	+		1 second, low
Cake batter	+ 2x
File:PancakeBatter.png Pancake batter	+ 2x +
Loaf of bread			1 second, low
Slice of bread	+
Loaf of banana bread	+ +		Peel the banana first! 1 second, low
Slice of banana bread	+
Loaf of Elvis bread	+ +		Peel the banana first! 6 seconds, low
Slice of Elvis bread	+		Who is Elvis?
File:DreadLoaf.png Loaf of dread	+ File:Ectoplasm.png		Spooky! 6 seconds, low
File:DreadSlice.png Slice of dread	File:DreadLoaf.png +
Loaf of pumpkin bread	+		6 seconds, low
Slice of pumpkin bread	+
Loaf of northern-style cornbread	+ +		6 seconds, low
Slice of N-style cornbread	+
Loaf of southern-style cornbread	+		6 seconds, low
Slice of S-style cornbread	+
Meatball			Works with any kind of meat.
Brain meatball			Doesn't work with synthbrains.
Butt meatball
Meat paste	/		Works with any kind of meat or fish.
4x Wonton wrappers	+
Tomato sauce			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
/ / Hot sauce	/ / File:GhostlierChili.png		Condiment - can be applied to any food, is as spicy as the chili it came from.
Mayonnaise			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Cream			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Custard	+		Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Unfinished pizza base	+
Half-finished pizza base	+
Pizza base	+
3x Tortillas	+
6x Melon slices	+
Fish fillet	+		Different kinds of fish exist.
Chips	+		Once to peel, twice to chop into chips.
4x Onion rings	+

Main course

This is a list of probably not remotely all of chef's dishes. Enjoy - Bork Bork Bork.

Some dishes can accept "any item" or "any food item". "Any item" does mean any item, so you can for example bake something that obviously isn't edible into a pie. Be warned that trying to put a non-food item into a dish that only accepts "a food item" will destroy the non-food item as well as ruining the recipe. Frying anything makes it a food item.

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Time & temperature	Info
/ / / File:TerrorToast.png Toast			6 seconds, low	Most of the these recipes work with every kind of bread.
/ Cheese on toast	+		6 seconds, low
/ Bacon on toast	+		6 seconds, low
/ File:KilledCheeseSandwich.png Cheese sandwich	+ +		6 seconds, low
/ File:Murderwich.png Meat sandwich	+ +		6 seconds, low
/ File:PeanutButterBreadula.png Peanut butter sandwich	+ +		6 seconds, low
/ / X sandwich	+ X +		6 seconds, high	Try various fillings (up to six food items) to create the ultimate sandwich! You can even mix two different types of bread for the slices.
Hotdog	+		6 seconds, low
Herbal sausage	+		N/A	You may use any other herb, including cannabis or catnip.
/ / / File:BeefFrank.png Hotdog in a bun	/ +		N/A	Appearance and taste depend on the type of sausage and bread.
/ / / File:DamnedCorndog.png Corndog	+		N/A
Apple on a stick	+		N/A
Warm donk pocket	+		7 seconds, high
Warm donk pocket	(cold)		7 seconds, high
Bacon			6 seconds, high
Burger	+		6 seconds, high
Cheeseburger	+ +		7 Seconds, high
Monkey cheeseburger	+ +		7 Seconds, high	Must use monkey meat specifically.
Coronator	+ + +		9 Seconds, high
File:THE MONSTER.png THE MONSTER	+ + +		9 Seconds, low	Crazy-huge burger that will probably make you sick. And by sick, we mean dead. Slowly.
Brainburger	+		6 seconds, high
Assburger	+		6 seconds, high	Now that's awkward!
Roburger	+		6 seconds, high	Also works with a light cyborg head.
Dubious burger	+		6 seconds, high
Fishburger	+		7 seconds, high	Type of fish used doesn't matter.
Sloppy Joe	+		6 seconds, high
Baconatrix	+		6 seconds, high
Heartburger	+		6 seconds, high	Works with human, monkey or synthetic hearts.
Steak			9 seconds, low	You may use synth-, monkey- or human meat.
File:Omelette.png Omelette	+ + 2x		7 seconds, high	Requires fork.
File:Deep-SpaceHellOmelette.png Deep-space hell omelette	+ + 2x		7 seconds, high	The space bees are not going to like this! Requires fork.
Fish fingers			9 seconds, low	The type of fish used is irrelevant.
Baked potato			9 seconds, high
Mashed potatoes	3x		N/A	Requires fork.
Fries			7 seconds, low
Bacon and eggs	2x + 2x		8 seconds, high	Requires fork.
Plain spaghetti			8 seconds, high	Requires fork.
Spaghetti in sauce	+		8 seconds, high	Requires fork.
Spaghetti arrabiata	+		8 seconds, high	Spicy! Requires fork.
Spaghetti with meatballs	+		8 seconds, high	Requires fork.
Swedish meatballs	+ + 2x		6 seconds, high	Bork Bork Bork! Requires fork.
X pizza	+ X		N/A	The toppings may consist of any food item. Doesn't need to be baked.
6x X pizza slices	+		N/A
Sugar cookie			2 seconds, high
Oatmeal cookie	+		2 seconds, high
Chocolate-chip cookie	+		2 seconds, high
Iron cookie	+		2 seconds, high
Bacon cookie	+		2 seconds, high
File:Spookie.png Spookie	+ File:Ectoplasm.png		2 seconds, high
Sugar moon pie	2x + + +		2 seconds, high
Oatmeal moon pie	2x + + +		2 seconds, high
Chocolate moon pie	2x + + +		2 seconds, high
Iron moon pie	2x + + +		2 seconds, high
Bacon moon pie	2x + + +		2 seconds, high
File:FullMoonPie.png Full moon pie	2x File:Spookie.png + + +		2 seconds, high
Whoopie pie	2x + +		2 seconds, high	Requires chocolate-chip cookies specifically.
Nougat bar	+		5 seconds, low
Granola bar	+		5 seconds, low
Honey Wonks	+		5 seconds, low	Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl.
Waffles	+		10 seconds, low
Cream pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
X cream pie	+ + X		2 seconds, high	Accepts any food item. Requires spoon.
Custard pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Apple pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Pumpkin pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Lemon meringue pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Key lime pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Slurry pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Bacon pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Asspie	+		2 seconds, high	Yikes! Requires spoon.
X pie	+ + X		2 seconds, high	You may add one or two items (food or otherwise). Requires spoon.
Creamy sponge cake	+		7 seconds, high
Chocolate sponge cake	+		7 seconds, high
Meat cake	+		7 seconds, high
Bacon cake	+ 3x		7 seconds, high
Droopy cake	+		7 seconds, high
/ Pancakes	File:PancakeBatter.png (p. batter) +	+	6 seconds, high	Don't forget to add the maple syrup after cooking the pancakes!
X cake	+ X + File:IcingTube.png	+ +	6 seconds, high	Mix the cake batter and food item of your choice, then cook the unfinished batter in the oven. Add icing to finish the product.
10x X cake slices	+		N/A
X rangoon	+ X		N/A	Combine the wrapper with a food item of your choice, then put the rangoon into the deep fryer.
Fried onion ring			N/A
Popcorn	+		N/A	Heat the cob with a welding tool or other heat source until it pops.
Popcorn			N/A
X-flavoured ice cream			N/A	The machine offers three basic flavours. Alternatively, you can use a container (beaker, drinking glass, bottle etc.) with reagents of your choice.
Mashed brains			N/A	Good brain food! Requires fork.
Meatloaf			6 seconds, high	Requires fork.
Taco shell			6 seconds, low
Meat taco	+ + +		N/A	Most types of meat can be used, including bacon.
4x Tortilla chips			N/A	Crush an empty cooked taco shell to get four of these.
Guacamole			N/A	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Oatmeal (random flavour)			7 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Salad	2x		5 seconds, low	Requires fork.
Tomato soup	2x		6 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Gruel	3x		N/A	Requires spoon.
Chili con queso	+		6 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Chili con carne	+		6 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Chili con flagration	+ + 2x		6 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
File:FoodElDiablo.png El Diablo	+ + +		10 seconds, high	Warning: not for the faint of heart! Combine the con carne and flagration along with the rest of the listed ingredients. Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Cream of mushroom	+		N/A	Requires spoon.

Deep Fryer

Every food can be deep-fried, and the same applies to many other objects. In fact, pretty much anything you can think of besides containers and bulky items - experiment!

Microwave

Though rarely (if ever) used for anything, the microwave still has its place in the bar. Most people are aware of warm donk pockets, but there are also several other legacy recipes which might be of use to a barman or hungry assistants - a second unit can be found in crew quarters, and more may be deployed with the help of a mechanic.

Produced item	Recipe	Info
Donut	+
Waffles	2x + 2x
Custard pie	2x +	Peel the banana first! Requires spoon.
Burger	+	Possible types of meat: synth, monkey, human.
Brainburger	+	Only a monkey or human brain will work, not synthbrains!
Roburger	+	Recipe is limited to the standard cyborg head.
Heartburger	+	Works with human, monkey or synthetic hearts.
Meatball	+	Valid combination: 1x monkey + 1x human.
Warm donk pocket	+
Warm donk pocket	(cold)	A box of them can be found in the kitchen refrigerator. Once heated, they will stay warm for about seven minutes.

In case of an invalid or unrecognized recipe, the microwave is less forgiving than its successor. However, it's not the end of the world and both failure states can be addressed rather easily.

The microwave gets covered in muck! - Get some space cleaner. Ask the janitor or simply steal one of his spray bottles.

The microwave breaks! - Use a screwdriver on the unit, then a wrench.

Prison Loaf Processor

Certain customers may not even be able to visit the bar and enjoy your culinary delicacies. Fortunately, there is still a convenient way to deliver food to the inmates: the Lay-Z Chef Prison Food Chute. Many items (food or otherwise) are suitable components for the processor, which sends the fresh loaf directly to the brig. While you have limited control over the taste or appearance of said loaf, there is actually more to it than meets the eye. It might be worthwhile to experiment with the amount and composition of the ingredients!

If a loaf is simply too much to eat, using a welder on the processor toggles it into nugget mode! Freshly made nuggets of food will be extruded and portioned out to the prisoners, perfect for some fast grub.

Icon	Level	Name	Comments	Notes
	1	Prison loaf	A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible.
	2	Dense prison loaf	The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today.
	3	Extra-dense prison loaf	Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else.
	4	Super-compressed prison loaf	Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god.
	5	Fissile loaf	There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat.	Throw it and watch what happens.
	6	Fusion loaf	Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within?
File:Prisonloaf neutron.gif	7	Neutron loaf	Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons.
	8	Quark loaf	This nutritional loaf is collapsing into subatomic flavor particles. It is unfathmomably heavy.	You can bash through reinforced walls with this.
	9	Degenerate loaf	You should probably call a physicist.
	10	Strangelet loaf	You should probably call a priest.

Animal Slaughter

Knives can be used on dead critters to slaughter their bodies. This will in most cases instantly produce several pieces of meat bearing the creature's name, which you can use for cooking. Monkeys are an exception, they still have to be put on spikes.