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| [[#Snakebite|Snakebite]] + Cranberry juice | | [[#Snakebite|Snakebite]] + Cranberry juice | ||
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| | | Gives you temporary old fashioned vision. | ||
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Pre-Packaged Drinks
Icon | Name | Type | Available from | Info |
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Space beer | Alcohol | Bar | Fermented wheat, for the casual bar frequenter. | |
Fancy beer | Alcohol | Bar | Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains beer plus a number of random chemicals. | |
Cider | Alcohol | Bar | Fermented apples and pears, not to be confused with its non-alcoholic variant. | |
Mead | Alcohol | Bar | Fermented honey, for the casual dwarven tavern frequenter. | |
Wine | Alcohol | Bar | Fermented grapes, for the distinguished gentleman or the undistinguished mother in the case of red wine. | |
White Wine | Alcohol | Bar | Different fermented grapes, for distinguished drinkers who prefer green grapes. Contains 60 units of white wine. | |
Hobo wine | Alcohol | ??? | Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains wine plus a number of random chemicals. | |
Vodka | Alcohol | Bar | Fermented potatoes, for the hardcore Slav. Often referred to as water by rebellious teenagers. | |
Gin | Alcohol | Bar | Did you know that gin was originally a medicinal liquor produced by monks? Also, the bottle design takes cues from Beefeater Gin, a British brand of gin that features an image of a red-suited Yeomen of the Guard on the label. | |
Tequila | Alcohol | Bar | Fermented blue agave plant, for the Mexican gentleman. | |
Champagne | Alcohol | Bar | For the indubitably distinguished gentleman. Hit pods, segways or other vehicles with the Harm intent to rename them. | |
Rum | Alcohol | Bar | Fermented sugar/sugarcane, for the drunken sailor or pirate. Contains 60 units of rum. | |
Spaced Rum | Alcohol | Other | Exposure to cosmic radiation has given this inexplicably anachronistic bottle of rum superpowers...somehow. Spaced rum contains 30 units of rum and 30 units of yobihodazine. | |
Bo Jack Daniel's | Alcohol | Bar | A real man's drink! | |
Stinkeye's Special Reserve | Alcohol | ??? | A favorite of captains everywhere. | |
Curacao Liqueur | Alcohol | Alcohol Resupply Crate, Trench | Contains, well, curacao, a fairly strong cocktail ingredient with unique drunktalk lines. | |
Cristal Champagne | Alcohol | Cargo, Maintenance, Mining Level | Contains, well, champagne. Can be used to rename vehicles in the same way as the regular version. Every Wedding Crate from Cargo contains a bottle. Depending on your luck, you may also stumble upon one in a random room in maintenance and an mysterious abandoned safehouse in the Mining Level. | |
Yerba Mate | Other | Vendor | Contains mate. Both the mate gourd and yerba packet can be purchased from coffee machines. The packet must be mixed with water in order to drink. | |
Egg nog | Other | Bar, kitchen | Available year round, unlike in real life. Contains Egg Nog, wow! | |
Creaca's Space Milk | Other | Kitchen | Good for your bones! Contains 50 units of, well, milk. | |
Mootimer's Calcium Drink | Other | Kitchen | Also good for your bones! As expected, contains 50 units of milk. | |
Creaca's Fruit Milk | Other | Vendor | Each flavor contains 30 units of milk and 20 units of juice. These juice flavors can range from a standard fruit extract to a "mystery flavor". | |
Space cola. | Soda | Red and blue soda machines, kitchen | Keep away from children. Each space cola can contains 20 units of cola (naturally), which normalizes temperature and makes you less drowsy, and 10 units of VHFCS, which decays into a lot of sugar. You can also use *twirl (Hotkey: Ctrl + I) to shake these up, so that the person who opens them gets sprayed with its contents. Pranked! | |
Fancy cola | Soda | Red and blue soda machines that have been hacked | Sold, confusingly, as just "space cola". Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains 20 units of cola, 10 u of VHFCS, and 10 u of a random drink, such as ginger ale or strawberry milk. It's possible to make your own custom sodas via a CheMaster 3000, which draws from the same sprite pool as these. Cans bought from the machine and made via the CheMaster can be shaken (use *twirl, hotkey is Ctrl + I), causing them to spray their contents on whoever opens them. | |
Decirprevo Bottled Water | Other | Vendor | Iodized water. A bottle contains 45 units of water and 5 units of iodine. Refreshing. | |
Robust-Eez | Soda | Vendor | Contains methamphetamine. | |
Grife-O | Soda | Vendor | A little radioactive. That's because it contains space dust. | |
Dr. Pubber | Soda | Vendor | Contains morphine and haloperidol. | |
Grones Soda | Soda | Vendor | Comes in random flavors. | |
Spooky Dan's | Soda | Vendor | Two flavors on offer. Neither are industrial runoff, nope! may contain Ectoplasm | |
Orange-Aid | Soda | Vendor | Contains oculine. | |
Lime-Aid | Other | Vendor | Contains antihol. | |
Soft Soft Pizza | Other | Hacked Vendor | Contains liquid pizza... What? | |
Robust Coffee | Other | Vendor | Contains addictive coffee which helps against stuns. | |
Happy Elf Hot Chocolate | Other | Vendor | Popular among unpaid workers with pointy ears. | |
Chicken Soup | Other | Vendor | Popular among Souls. Can cure minor diseases. | |
Weight-Loss Shake | Other | Vendor | Unpopular with Blobs. Contains lipolicide. | |
Tea | Other | Vendor | Its just hot water with a leaf in it! | |
Wired Dan's Kafe Kick | Other | Hacked Vendor | A daily fix of drugs and poison, diluted with water. Banned by the Space FDA. | |
Delightful Dan's Ginger Ale | Other | GTM | Contains 50 units of ginger ale, as to be expected. | |
Delightful Dan's Peachy Punch | Other | GTM | Contains peach juice. | |
Drowsy Dan's Terrific Tonic | Other | GTM | Contains 25 units of lemonade... and 25 units of diethyl ether. | |
2010 Vintage | Other... | Courtroom | Wine? More like whine. Contains a fine 5 units of pubbie tears and 25 units of water. | |
Mugwort tea | Other | Wizard's Den | A bitter tea with magical protective properties. Heals wizards. | |
Brotein Shake - Dragon Balls | Other | Josh, QM Trader | Not for the faint of heart. Contains energy drink. |
Drink Recipes
A Bartender's job also isn't complete unless you know how to make people drunk off fancy recipes and how to present your creations properly. To that end, you can add umbrellas, wedges and other doodads to a variety of fancy drinking glasses and craft an absolute myriad of cocktails, so you go beyond just serving plain ethanol.
Most of these drinks can be made just with just the dispenser, but not all of them. For drinks with coffee, it's best to get coffee from the coffee machines (the green-colored vending machines) rather than fool around with the espresso machine. Drinks with sugar need sugar from the chemical or soda dispensers, not the sugar used by the Chef. For drinks with more exotic ingredients, you may need the chem dispenser (which is usually right near the alcohol and soda dispenser) and a beaker, since the chem dispenser doesn't accept drinkware. Luckily, there's usually a large one around right on top of it, and your glass recycler can make beakers.
Alcoholic Cocktails
This page is under construction. The following information may be incomplete. Ethanol values need to be updated to reflect PR #15065 getting merged. This PR made it so the amount of ethanol an alcoholic drink generates is modified by depletion rate and tweaked depletion rates and alcohol strengths of various drinks to account for this change. As a general rule, the ethanol values shown are likely higher than in reality. |
All the drinks listed below create ethanol in the drinker. It is important to note that the ethanol is created as the person metabolizes the drink (represented as the drink "decaying", or decreasing in volume, inside of them, which you can observe by taking readings of them with a reagent scanner), rather than happening on ingestion, so the effects of ethanol come gradually rather than instantaneously.
Ethanol has a variety of effects, but the gist of it is that just a little bit of ethanol (as in, less than 15 units) won't hurt you, but past that you start getting the bad effects like slurred speech and confused movement, and those only amplify with more ethanol. Once 40 units are inside you, that's when you might start suffering liver damage, and if you hit triple digits, alcohol poisoning kicks it. (Notice how the effects are based on absolute amount of ethanol in the person rather than amount per unit of blood like in real life.)
Different cocktails also decay into different amounts of ethanol, allowing you a little control over just how fast and how far your customers get rip-roaring drunk. Every four seconds, the drink decays into the amount of ethanol listed, times a special number. This special number, called a multiplier, is usually two, but it can change depending on server load. So, if a drink has, say, 0.3 listed for the Ethanol column, it'll decay into 0.6 units of ethanol every four seconds, give or take a bit.
Item | Icon | Eth. | Recipe | Info | |
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Screwdriver | 0 | .1 | Vodka + Orange juice | Screws/unscrews stuff when poured onto something, like the other screwdriver. | |
Bliss on the Beach | 0 | .1 | Screwdriver + Cranberry juice | Farts upon synthesis. Don't question it. | |
Lemon Drop | 0 | .3 | Vodka + Orange Juice + Lemon Juice + Simple Syrup OR Screwdriver + Lemon Juice + Simple Syrup |
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Vodka Gimlet | 0 | .25 | Vodka + Lime juice | ||
Cosmopolitan | 0 | .1 | Vodka Gimlet + Cranberry juice | Each sip makes your next message come out in a random accent. | |
Bloody Mary | 0 | .1 | Vodka + Tomato juice | ||
Bloody Scary | 2 | .3 | Vodka + Changeling blood | ||
Vodka Martini | 0 | .3 | Vodka + Vermouth | ||
Vodka Tonic | 0 | .1 | Vodka + Tonic water | ||
Phil Collins | 0 | .3 | Vodka Tonic + Lemonade | ||
Mind Eraser | 0 | .3 | Vodka Tonic + Robust Coffee | ||
Black Russian | 0 | .2 | Vodka + Robust Coffee OR Vodka + Espresso |
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White Russian | 0 | .15 | Black Russian + Milk | ||
Espresso Martini | 0 | .1 | Vodka + Chocolate + Sugar + Espresso | ||
Suicider | 3 | Vodka + Cider + Epinephrine + Welding fuel | Can also be extracted or distilled from omega weed. | ||
Murdini | 3 | .5 | Martini + Apple juice + Suicider | ||
Appletini | 0 | .3 | Vodka + Cider + Apple Juice | ||
Port | 0 | .2 | Vodka + Wine + Sugar + Iron | Has a chance to teleport you at random. | |
Crème de Menthe | 0 | .2 | Vodka + Sugar + Mint | ||
Grasshopper | 0 | .2 | Crème de Menthe + Vanilla + Chocolate | Turns you into a roachperson for an amount of time proportionate to how long it was in your system. | |
Peach Schnapps | 0 | .25 | Vodka + Peach Juice | Rarely, decays into VHFCS. | |
Moscow Mule | 0 | .15 | Vodka + Ginger Ale + Lime juice | ||
Blue Lagoon | 0 | .1 | Vodka + Curacao + Lemonade | ||
Sea Breeze | 0 | .1 | Vodka + Cranberry Juice + Grapefruit juice | ||
Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier | 0 | .1 | Beer + Nanomachines | Can also be distilled from roburgers and cheeseborgers. Do not drink while operating a vehicle. | |
Snakebite | 0 | .15 | Beer + Cider | ||
Diesel | 0 | .25 | Snakebite + Cranberry juice | Can be used to fuel combustion generators. | |
Radler | 0 | .1 | Beer + Lemonade | ||
Michelada | 0 | .1 | Beer + Tomato Juice + Capsaicin | Doots on creation. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes. | |
Romulale | 0 | .8 | Beer + Blueberry Juice + Blue Raspberry Juice | Takes a lot of inspiration from Romulan Ale, a drink from Star Trek. | |
BOOrbon | 1 | .3 | Bourbon + Ectoplasm | Makes a spooky sound upon mixing. | |
Whiskey Sour | 0 | .2 | Bourbon + Lemonade | ||
Manhattan | 0 | .3 | Bourbon + Vermouth + Bitters | ||
Hunchback | 0 | .1 | Bourbon + Cola + Tomato juice | See Chemicals. | |
Duck Fart | 0 | .6 | Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Milk | ||
Irish Coffee | 0 | .1 | Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Sugar + Milk | Try putting in sugar first so you don't accidentally make Duck Fart. | |
Old Fashioned | 0 | .3 | Bourbon + Bitters + Sugar + Water | Gives you temporary old fashioned vision. | |
Mint Julep | 0 | .15 | Bourbon + Sugar + Mint | Cools you down a bit if you're not almost at freezing point. | |
Horse's Neck | 0 | .5 | Bourbon + Bitters + Ginger Ale | Neighs on mixing | |
Hot Toddy | 0 | .4 | Bourbon + Sweet Tea + Lemon Juice OR Bourbon + Half and Half |
Does not need heating. | |
Jean Harlow | 0 | .6 | Rum + Vermouth | ||
Planter's Punch | 0 | .4 | Rum + Lemonade | ||
Sangria | 0 | .15 | Planter's Punch + Wine + Orange juice | Warms you up a little bit. | |
Mai Tai | 0 | .3 | Rum + Lime juice + Orange juice | ||
Rum and Cola | 0 | .7 | Rum + Cola | ||
Space-Cuba Libre | 0 | .1 | Rum and Cola + Lime juice | ||
Daiquiri | 0 | .2 | Rum + Lime juice + Sugar | Try adding the rum first, so you don't accidentally make limeade. | |
Mojito | 0 | .2 | Daiquiri + Mint | ||
Pineapple Caipirinha | 0 | .1 | Vodka (2) + Pineapple Juice (2) + Ice + Sugar | ||
Piña Colada | 0 | .1 | Rum + Coconut milk + Pineapple juice | ||
Blue Hawaiian | 0 | .18 | Rum + Coconut Milk + Curacao + Pineapple juice + Ice OR Piña Colada + Curacao + Ice |
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Gunfire | 0 | .1 | Tea + Rum | Makes a silly sound on mixing. | |
Wellerman | 0 | .7 | Rum + Sweet Tea | Just like in "Soon May the Wellerman Come" | |
Brass Monkey | 0 | .25 | Rum + Vodka + Orange Juice | Makes a monkey scream on mixing. | |
Fluffy Critter | 0 | .2 | Rum + Lime Juice + Lemonade + Strawberry Juice | Coos on creation. | |
Hot Buttered Rum | 0 | .3 | Rum + Cider + Butter | Extract the butter in a reagent extractor. Is room temperature, despite its name. | |
Spiced Rum | 0 | .6 | Rum + Capsaicin | Surprisingly not spicy. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes. | |
Gin and Tonic | 0 | .1 | Gin + Tonic water | ||
Pink Gin and Tonic | 0 | .1 | Gin and Tonic (1) + Bitters (1) | ||
Gin and Chronic | 0 | .25 | Gin and Tonic + Tetrahydrocannabinol | Decays into THC as well as ethanol. | |
Gin and Sonic | 0 | .2 | Gin and Tonic + Methamphetamine | Juice Time. Decays into meth as well as ethanol. Reduces stuns on its own sometimes. Changes your shoes' sprite into the one for red shoes. Makes you say Sonic references. | |
Tom Collins | 0 | .18 | Gin and Tonic + Lemonade | ||
Gin Fizz | 0 | .25 | Gin + Lemon juice + Tonic Water | ||
Gimlet | 0 | .25 | Gin + Lime juice | ||
Martini | 0 | .3 | Gin + Vermouth | ||
Negroni | 0 | .25 | Martini + Bitters | ||
Necroni | 1 | .5 | Negroni + Ectoplasm | Makes a spooky moan upon mixing. | |
Nicotini | 0 | .3 | Martini + Nicotine | Creates some nicotine as it decays. | |
French 75 | 0 | .15 | Gin + Champagne + Lemonade | ||
Derby | 0 | .4 | Gin + Bitters + Mint | One of many drinks with the same name. | |
Bee's Knees | 0 | .3 | Gin + Lemon Juice + Honey | ||
Tequini | 0 | .4 | Tequila + Vermouth | ||
Brave Bull | 0 | .35 | Tequila + Robust Coffee | Mild stun reduction. | |
Prairie Fire | 0 | .25 | Tequila + Capsaicin | Sometimes decays into capsaicin and histamine as well as ethanol. | |
Margarita | 0 | .2 | Tequila + Lime juice + Orange juice | ||
Tequila Sunrise | 0 | .1 | Tequila + Orange juice + Grenadine | ||
Tealquila Sunrise | 0 | .3 | Tequila Sunrise + Coagulated Gnesis | A safe cocktail made from radio bird blood, this drink will rapidly purge Coagulated Gnesis from your bloodstream, helping to combat the slow conversion of your blood into more Gnesis. Note: this drink refuses to be mixed in the bloodstream. | |
Paloma | 0 | .1 | Tequila + Grapefruit juice + Lime juice | ||
Mimosa | 0 | .05 | Champagne + Orange juice | ||
Kalimixto | 0 | .15 | Wine + Cola | ||
Hard Punch | 0 | .07 | Simple Syrup + Apple Juice + Sangria + Pineapple Juice + Ginger Ale | Has enough of a kick that it might send you flying. | |
Pisco Sour | 0 | .4 | White Wine + Egg + Simple Syrup + Lime Juice + Bitters | Be sure to ask the kitchen for some eggs. | |
Peach Bellini | 0 | .14 | White Wine + Peach Juice | ||
Rossini | 0 | .14 | White Wine + Strawberry Juice | ||
Blackberry Bramble | 0 | .14 | Gin + Blackberry Juice + Lemon Juice | ||
French Martini | 0 | .14 | Vodka + Raspberry Juice + Pineapple Juice | ||
Jazzberry Hard Lemonade | 0 | .14 | Vodka + Blue Raspberry Juice + Lemonade | Makes a silly (but jazzy) sound when mixed. | |
Long Beach Iced Tea | 0 | .3 | Tequila + Bliss on the Beach + Rum + Gin + Lemon j. |
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Long Island Iced Tea | 0 | .2 | Tequila + Screwdriver + Rum + Gin + Lemon j. + Cola OR Tequila + Screwdriver + Gin + Lemon j. + Rum and Cola |
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Three Mile Island Iced Tea | 0 | .6 | Vodka + Gin + Tequila + Cola + Curacao | Makes a distinctive sound upon mixing. Not actually radioactive. | |
Ling Island Iced Tea | N/A | Long Island Iced Tea + Neurotoxin @ 374 K | You need to heat it first to 374K/100C. Rather than decaying into ethanol gradually over time after being drunk, it gives a whole of bunch of it when it fully deletes from someone's system. The more LIIT there was, the more ethanol. | ||
Squeeze | 2 | .5 | Bread (reagent) + Welding fuel | Stuns and infects the consumer with food poisoning. | |
Honky Tonic | 1 | Tonic Water + Space Lube + Neurotoxin + Banana Juice | A very Clown-y drink. Sometimes stuns and causes honking, occasionally makes you say something silly. | ||
Dirty Banana | 0 | .1 | Banana Juice + Rum + Chocolate + Milk OR Banana Juice + Rum + Chocolate Milk (2)OR Banana Milk (2) + Rum + Chocolate |
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Sweet Surprise | 0 | .2 | Rum + Banana Juice + Coconut Milk | ||
Sweet Dreams | 0 | .2 | Sweet Surprise + Capulettium | Decays into capulettium; puts the consumer to sleep. | |
Mulled Wine | 0 | .13 | Wine + Sugar + Cinnamon | Gently warms you up if you're cold. | |
Spacemas Spirit | 0 | .5 | Mulled wine + Vodka | Not to be consumed by Grinches. | |
Freeze | 4 | Secret! | Stuns, makes you Ice Moon cold. May spontaneously freeze you into an ice statue. Neutralized by chocolate. | ||
Dragon's Breath | 5 | Secret! | Stuns, sets you on fire. May spontaneously incinerate you into a lovely pile of ash. Neutralized by milk. | ||
Grog | 13 | Secret! | Makes you into a pirate! Yarr! Keep away from items and faces. | ||
Mutini | 1 | Secret! | Grants hella loads of mutations, then removes them all when it exits your system. | ||
Sheltergrog | 1 | .8 | Secret! | Makes you a shelter-frog-person! *croak* | |
Bombini | 0 | .3 | Secret! | Excessive consumption may result in a stinging sensation. |
Non-Alcoholic Drinks
For teetotalism advocates and those that might be watching out for their liver after having one too many Bo Jack Daniels. These drinks don't give you any ethanol. Some of these can still hurt you anyways despite that, though some do help you.
Item | Icon | Recipe | Info |
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Fruit wedges |
OR OR OR |
Oranges, limes, and lemons can be found in the Cap'n Bubs' Booze-O-Mat's fruit wedge kit, while grapefruits are exclusively grown via botany. | |
Maraschino cherry | + | ||
Soda Water | Carbon + Oxygen + Water | A cocktail ingredient. | |
Cola | Soda Water + Sugar | Reduces drowsiness, cools you down. | |
Simple Syrup | Sugar + Water heated to 180 | Another cocktail ingredient. | |
Lemonade | Lemon juice (3) + Sugar (1) | ||
Pink Lemonade | Lemonade + Grenadine | ||
Laura Palmer | Coffee + Lemonade OR Freshly Brewed Coffee + Lemonade |
You can get freshly brewed coffee from a coffeemaker. | |
Vermont Breeze | Lemonade + Grenadine + Tonic Water | ||
Limeade | Lime juice + Sugar | ||
Egg nog | Egg + Sugar + Milk | Decays into 1.2u sugar | |
Chocolate milk | Chocolate + Milk | ||
Strawberry milk | Strawberry juice + Milk | ||
Blue Milk | Blueberry juice + Milk | Just like in Star Wars. Still acts like regular milk, which is to say it heals TOX if it's below a certain amount, provides extra healing if you're a skeleton, and neutralizes spicy stuff. | |
Bilk | Beer + Milk | Despite being made from beer, this drink doesn't give any ethanol. Tries to treat suffocation by keeping LOSEBREATH and OXY at a treatable level, like a weaker version of ephedrine.
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Fruit Punch | Simple Syrup + Apple Juice + Lime Juice + Pineapple Juice + Ginger Ale | ||
Milk Punch | Simple Syrup + Apple Juice + Lime Juice + Pineapple Juice + Ginger Ale + Milk OR Fruit Punch (5) + Milk (1) |
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Catamount | Ginger Ale + Orange Juice + Grenadine + Ice | ||
Pine-Ginger | Ginger Ale + Pineapple Juice + Ice | ||
Sail Boat | Ginger Ale + Lime Juice + Ice | ||
Sweet tea | Tea + Sugar | ||
Half and Half | Sweet Tea + Lemon juice OR Sweet Tea + LemonadeOR Tea + Lemonade |
Also known as an Arnold Palmer. | |
Tea with honey | Tea + Honey | Makes you feel relaxed. | |
Tea with mint | Tea + Mint | ||
Sun tea | Tea + Orange Juice + Sugar | Probably want to add sugar last. Acts like regular tea, meaning it removes two specific toxins from your system. | |
Triple Citrus | Lemon juice + Lime juice + Orange juice | Heals a little bit of TOX damage. | |
Cafe Gele | Freshly Brewed Coffee + Vanilla + Sugar | You can get freshly brewed coffee from a coffeemaker. | |
Expresso | Espresso + Methamphetamine | Hurts your brain real bad. | |
Iced Coconut Milk Espresso | Espresso (1) + Ice (3) + Sugar (2) + Coconut Milk (2) | You may need to add the ice twice. | |
Iced Pineapple Matcha | Matcha (1) + Pineapple Juice (1) + Coconut Milk (2) + Ice (1) | ||
Thai Iced Coffee | Coffee (3) + Milk (1) + Ice (1) + Sugar (1) OR Freshly Brewed Coffee (3) + Milk (1) + Ice (1) + Sugar (1) |
Try adding the ice twice. The hot coffee might melt it the first time. | |
Pumpkin Spice Latte | Espresso (2) + Pumpkin Juice (1) + Milk (2) | ||
Lavender Latte | Lavender Essence (1) + Espresso (1) + Milk (2) -> Lavender Latte (4) | ||
Peppermint Hot Chocolate | Mint (1) + Milk (1) + Chocolate (2) | ||
Mexican Hot Chocolate | Capsaicin (1) + Milk Chocolate (2) OR Cinnamon (1) + Milk Chocolate (2) | ||
Triple Triple | Triple Citrus + Triplepissed + Triple meth | Clouds your screen in crazy colors, causes you to hallucinate and vomit citrus fruits, and much more. | |
Ecto Cooler | Ectoplasm + Uranium + Orange juice | Decays into VHFCS and has a chance to produce strange green goop as well, which allows you to see ghosts. | |
Mewtini | Cat Drugs + Mutini + Milk + Catonium | Infects you with toxoplasmosis, which eventually turns you into a cat. And we mean the quadrupedal kind that you see in the Captain's Quarters, not those kind. | |
Banana Milk | Banana Juice + Milk | ||
Fizzy Banana | Syrup + Banana Juice + Coconut Milk + Lime Juice + Tonic Water | ||
Sheltestgrog | Secret! | Infects you with Frog Flu, which eventually turns you into a frog! *ribbit* |
Dispenser
The alcohol dispenser and soda fountain offer a convenient way to prepare alcoholic and non-alcoholic refreshments. They have an essentially infinite supply of various drinks and operate like the machines in chemistry. That comes in handy, because many commercial products contain more than one reagent and it would otherwise be difficult to isolate specifically what you want for e. g. cake icing. And of course, they will also be useful if you decide to turn the kitchen/bar into a makeshift laboratory.
Still
Since the introduction of said dispensers, the still has fallen a bit out of favor – but that should not discourage a creative Bartender, as the apparatus is a decent option to move large amount of booze and get people horribly drunk elsewhere. Opening a counter in the market for example usually attracts more customers than the bar itself, thanks to its central location. Just don't forget to bring plenty of spare glasses and bottles with you!
For best results, use whole ingredients. You cannot put sliced ingredients (e.g. lemon wedges, melon slices) into the still. Same with the apple on a stick and its "delicious" variant.
Juice-O-Matic
An old Cyborg tool from a time before you could click-drag things into reagent extractors. You can basically think of this as a portable reagent extractor. It's still a handy companion piece to the still, as a decent means for getting the crew highly drunk on fancy cocktails.
Icon | Input | Output | Info |
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Orange | Orange Juice | ||
Lemon | Lemon Juice | ||
Lime | Lime Juice | ||
Pineapple | Pineapple Juice | ||
Apple | Apple Juice | ||
Strawberry | Strawberry Juice | ||
Raspberry | Raspberry Juice | ||
Blackberry | Blackberry Juice | ||
Blue Raspberry | Blue Raspberry Juice | ||
Cherry | Cherry Juice | ||
Tomato | Tomato Juice | ||
Coffee berries | Coffee | ||
Watermelon | Water | ||
Eggplant | Nicotine | ||
Rainbow Melon | George Melonium | Feel lucky? | |
Chili pepper | Capsaicin | Spicy! Messes up your vision if it gets in your eyes and speech if in your mouth. | |
Fiery chili | Ghost Chili Juice | Extremely spicy! Can cause vomiting and spontaneous combustion. | |
Slurrypod | Toxic Slurry | A poison found in slurrypods. | |
Glowing slurrypod | Glowing Slurry | A highly-potent mutagen made from omega slurrypods. | |
Delicious apple | Capulettium | Fakes death somewhat. | |
Chilly pepper | Cryostylane | Chilling. Very chilling. | |
Garlic | Holy Water | Hurts vampires. | |
Blood Orange | Changeling Blood | Does interesting things when exposed to high heat. | |
Corn cob | Corn Starch | Could potentially be made into corn syrup and VHFCS. | |
Soybean | Space Soybean Oil | Grease, basically. | |
Soylent Chartreuse | Space Soybean Oil | Grease, basically. |
Espresso Machine
Some people don't want just coffee, served in a regular ol' plastic cup from a regular ol' coffee machine. They want special coffee, the kind that comes with milk and other things, the kind that is served in a different plastic cup and dispensed by a machine with weird foreign names for drinks. This espresso machine is for those sorts of people. Thankfully, its operation is simple: just insert a cup from the rack nearby, choose Make espresso, and choose any of the options below. It's easy to be a Space Starbucks barista!
Just don't expect to be making any Irish Coffee or any of the cocktails with coffee using this stuff. Again, those actually need the regular coffee from coffee machines.
Setting | Description |
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Espresso | Just 10 units of standard espresso coffee. Very different from regular coffee. |
Latte | A little bit of espresso, with lots of milk. Really milk with coffee at that point. |
Mocha | Half espresso, half milk and chocolate milk. |
Cappuccino | Espresso, with a good amount (6.5 units) of milk. |
Americano | Espresso, diluted with a good bit of water. |
Decaf | 10 units of espresso coffee, decaf, without the caffeine. |
Flat White | Espresso with a little less milk than what a cappucino would have. |
Coffeemakers
Machines in various department-specific break rooms in various maps that make a unique version of coffee called freshly brewed coffee. No options for extra milk or sugar or different brewing methods, but, hey, it's free coffee. To brew up some joe, simply click on the coffeemaker and choose Brew coffee. Then, click on it again and choose Remove carafe to remove the coffee container, allowing you to pour the contents into your drinking vessel of choice. Each brewing fills the carafe to 100 units. When you're done, click on the coffeemaker with the carafe in-hand to insert it back into the coffeemaker. These instructions apply to all coffeemakers, regardless of color, and you don't actually have to be a member of a specific department a coffeemaker is in to use it.
Should you lack a suitable drinking container, there is usually a rack of coffee cups nearby on a wall. Click on it to take a mug from it.
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