User:ThatsMamaLuigiToYouMario/Sandbox

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Purchasable Items

Item	Cost	Notes
Crayon	$50	Allows you to draw cute bees and rude graffiti all over the station floor and walls.
le image of crayon device Crayon Creator	$2500	The Stephimatic™ one and only. Create any color of crayon you like, satisfaction guaranteed!
Rainbow Paint Can	$1500	Paint everything with a can of paint whose colors shift with each use. The paint starts out red, then orange, yellow, blue, indigo, purple, and then red again--like a rainbow!
Plaid Paint Can	$3000	Paint everything in a random color with a random plaid design!
Sticker Box	$300	A box full of stickers. There are arrows, hearts, happy faces, sad faces, clovers, and...skulls?
Bee Egg	$550	Contains one greater domestic space bee egg, space mankind's greatest friend.
Harmonica	$150	A harmonica that plays exquisite jazz tunes that really suit a Brig atmosphere. Pairs well with Jailbird.
Air Horn	$800	A loud, obnoxious airhorn, for when honking a regular bike horn just isn't enough.
Dramatic Horn	$400	A bike horn that plays dramatic-sounding sound clips. Can be made into a Chefbot.
Saxophone	$600	Classical brass instrument that allows you to play custom saxophone songs through a piano-like interface.
Trumpet	$700	An excellent companion to the saxophone.
Fiddle	$700	A classic wooden fiddle that plays some nice folk music tunes. Keep away from devils.
Gold Zippo	$500	What's better than flicking a zippo and lighting like a badass? Flicking a golden one and lighting like a rich badass! Otherwise identical to the ordinary zippo.
le image of flask Drinking Flask	400$	A drinking flask, usually used for storing alcohol. Drink your worries away, on the go!
Toy Sword	$900	Strike fear into the hearts of men, and see them driven before you with this replica cyalume saber. Perfect for miscreants.
Sound Synthesizer	$14000	Just like the ones Brobocops have, available for both humans and cyborgs! Remember that you can click on yourself to change the sound, and click on the synthesizer to actually produce the sound. Suitable for taking the Clown's job.
Record	$2000	If you can find the right equipment for it, you can play to everyone on the server, like a divine DJ! Maybe it has an epic action track! Or a remix of a classic 80s song! Or perhaps it's just the Tetris theme but with clowns and farts. Oshan Lab and Manta both have on-site radio stations that can play these things. Other stations don't, but there's a radio outpost in the Debris Field that can.
Sparkler Box	$1000	Box of five sparklers, which make pretty lights when lit. Fun for parties and other celebrations!
Dabbing License	$4200	Nifty card worn in the ID slot that keeps track of amount of dabs, brain damage and limbs lost through dabbing, and number of times you've dabbed over someone while wearing this. If you're dab that cannot naturally dab, also lets you dab! Proof you abandoned God. Dabs are done through the *dab emote, which works like all other manually-inputted emotes.
Clue Scroll	$3500	A scroll containing a hint for one random ingredient in a random secret chemical recipe! Each hint can only be read once, so feel free to sell it to others.
Alternate Jumpsuit	$1500	You spawn wearing an alternate version of the jumpsuit associated with your job; if your job spawns with special outerwear (e.g. Geneticist), it'll also become the alternate version. It'll have the same design, but the colors will be opposite/complementary to the usual ones or otherwise just plain silly. The Botanists get red jumpsuits with blue stripes, everybody and everyone in the Engineering department gets purple uniforms, the Head of Security and their Security Officer underlings get blue jackets, things like that. There's one for basically every job except Chef, Bartender, Clown, Chaplain, Detective, Head of Personnel, and Captain.
Alternate Clown Suit	$200	A clown mask, suit, and shoes set in a different color scheme, available in yellow, pink, blue and, purple. Note that you have to join/spawn as a Clown to get the outfit. If you spawn/join as another job, you won't get the outfit, though you will get the Spacebux refunded.
Rucksack	$1400	Backpack reskin, randomly comes in either yellow or red. It's a bit bigger than the usual ones (though, being a reskin, it obviously still has just as much space) and presumably made of that canvas "outdoorsy", "adventure-loving" types apparently like. Also comes in a satchel variant.
Randoseru	$1500	Also a backpack reskin. Quintessentially Space Japanese: modestly-sized, rather inconspicuous, and designed for schoolchildren. Also comes in a satchel variant.
Travel Backpack	$1600	Another backpack reskin, for the sort of people who actually like wearing Space Hawaiian shirts and carrying around huge, heaving sacks of stuff. Also comes in a satchel variant.
Itabags	$1600	Shiny small Itabags, coming in both backpack and satchel variants. Ita bag is Japanese for PAIN.
Studded Backpack	$1500	Your average backpack, but, like, edgier? Also comes in satchel form.
Breadpack	$600	A healthy combination of wheat and heat, also functions as a backpack.
Turtle shell backpack	$650	A stylish green or brown turtle shell to go on your back or waist. No turtles were harmed in the production of this product.
Bearpack	$500	A bear, on your back! (or waist)
NT Backpack	$600	Instead of the dull light-grey backpack, you spawn with a stylish dark matte grey and blue one. You can even convert it into a NT satchel with the Fish medal reward.
No Limbs	$10000	You start with no limbs at all, so you move veeeery slowly unless you have someone to drag you around, have somebody give you new limbs, or hitch a ride.
No Legs	$5000	You start with no legs, so you move really slowly, though not as much as having no limbs at all. As a mercy, you do at least get a wheelchair (or at least parts for one) to help you out. Doesn't work if you spawn as a Cyborg.
Corpse	$15000	You start off where you'd usually spawn, but dead! Better hope someone hauls you to Medbay before you rot. If you spawn as AI or Cyborg, you'll start off alive, and your reward will be returned. You can still be Antagonist and spawn with this, unless you are an Nuclear Operative, which does not get Spacebux items. Unlike other items, this does not persist between rounds.
Space Diner Patron	$5000	You spawn somewhere in the Space/Sea Diner. If you want to get to the main ship/station, you might want to board the nearby Space Pods/minisubs in the parking area. If you're on a map set in outer space, you can also try calling the Mining Shuttle through the mining shuttle console.
Mail Order	$5000	You spawn inside a crate that'll enter the station through the Cargo Bay's shipment receiving area.
Missile Arrival	$20000	Instead of simply spawning in like a normal person, you enter via a "human capsule missile" that crashes into a room with harmless sparks and debris, similar to Oshan. You can end up in any random place on the station, so long as it normally doesn't block teleportation (i.e. you can't end up in Sec, but you can wind up in the Captain's Quarters), and if it somehow "misses" the ship/station, the missile will try to land again. To counter the fact that you'll be suffocating en-route, you also spawn wearing a breath mask and an emergency O2 tank in your backpack.
Lunchbox	$600	You start with an adorable lunchbox (essentially a reskinned box) with three random foods and a note with a pop culture reference. Yummy.
Le image of lil bird guy Lil Bird Ghost Creature	$1000	When you die and choose to respawn as a [[Critter#Ghost Critters|ghost critter], you will instead spawn as a tiny little sparrow or robin! Both are color-keyed, meaning that they'll match your character's colors!
Alt Ghost Critter	$1000	When you die and choose to respawn as a ghost critter, you may start out as a boogiebot or a toy figure.
Golden Ghost	$1500	Your ghostly form is piss yellow brass old gold, with a tasteful golden glitter. Makes fantastic non-human ghosts.
Fruit Hat	$150	Guaranteed to be free of the ghost of Carmen Miranda.
Pride-O-Matic Jumpsuit	$1200	You spawn with a pride-o-Matic jumpsuit, a pride jumpsuit that cycles through other pride jumpsuit color schemes when used in-hand. Celebrate tolerance.
Hoodie	$1500	Buy the option to wear casual wear to work, when just finding a tracksuit isn't for you. Game randomly picks between the blue and orange versions.
Stripe Outfit	$1400	A relic of a (gladly) bygone era.
Discount Fake Moustache	$500	Won't hide your identity like a real Syndie 'stache and you can't twirl it, but it'll still provide the same villainous style.
Golden Top Hat	$900	The next stage of cranial adornment, suitable for the modern space-faring gentleman/lady. It even sparkles like real gold!
Dancin Shoes	$2000	With these suave shoes, you can dance more often, since they reduce the cooldown on the *dance emote.
le image of frog Adopt A Frog	$6000	A frog, now yours to keep. On round start, you will be prompted to name it whatever you so desire!
Alohamaton Skin	$4000	Cyborg only (if you respawn as something not a Cyborg, you'll get refunded the Spacebux.) When you spawn as a Cyborg, you'll look like a certain automaton on vacation. This also turns your *snap emotes (Hotkey: Ctrl + Z) into something weird.
AI Hat	$1000	AI only, as the tin says. (if you don't spawn as AI, you'll get refunded the Spacebux.) When you spawn as an AI, you'll start wearing a neat hat. Draws from list of all possible hats!