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Donut
Vendor, kitchen, Hacked SecTechs
All donuts give double the HP recovery to Security personnel, namely the Head of Security , the Nanotrasen Security Operative , the Detective , Security Officers , and Security Assistants . Security even starts with a couple of full boxes around, that can be picked up for on-the-go donut carrying by click-dragging the box to your sprite. <Insert Joke>
Energized
Robust donut
Sec weapons vendor
In addition to doubled healing for Sec personnel like regular donuts, contains 12 units of sugar , 12u of epinephrine , and 12u of synaptizine . You can also take more bites out of it.
Energized
Robusted donut
Sec weapons vendor
In addition to doubled healing for Sec personnel like regular donuts, contains 12u of epinephrine , 12u of salbutamol and 16u of saline-glucose . You can also take more bites out of it.
Energized
Chips
Vendor
The bag adds to the crunch! With 60% more air!
Sturdy
Chocolate Bar
Vendor, kitchen
Nondescript chocolate from an equally nondescript company. Comes with no razor inside usually... Don't take candy from strange barbers .
None
Fries
Vendor, kitchen
French fries from a vending machine! Delicious!
None
Popsicle
Vendor, kitchen
Comes in 7 amazing flavors! Eating one yields a popsicle stick , naturally.
Cold
Popcorn
Kitchen
Unsalted with no butter.
Night Vision
Onion chips
Kitchen
Chips made from onions. Don't judge.
Bad Breath
Nougat bar
Kitchen, snack machine
Chock full of nougat. You can make your own or buy 'em from snack machines.
None
Granola bar
Kitchen
A honey and oat based snack.
Refreshed+
Cookie tin
Kitchen
Contains 7x butter cookies . Sadly, the tin itself is inedible.
N/A
Popsicle Box
Refrigerator
Contains 7x popsicles!
N/A
Hetz' Cup
Kitchen
Must be unwrapped before being eaten.
None
Candy apple
Kitchen
A delectable and possibly spooky treat.
Energized
Candy cane
Kitchen
Festive!
Energized
Yoghurt
Kitchen
Requires spoon. A frozen variant can be spawned by a certain jolly man .
None
Pickle
Kitchen
A reminder of all the pickle jars that the crew smashed. Don't trust pickles you find in the trash.
None.
Swedish Fisk
Kitchen
Contains swedium . Bork Bork Bork!
None
Fortune Cookie
Quartermaster
A small cookie with a Zoldorf-esque fortune in it.
None
Chinese takeout carton
Quartermaster
A carton full of delicious Space Chinese food. The character depicted is half the expression for "China".
没有
Candy heart
Quartermaster
Flavored chalk with inscriptions such as "Robust Me" and "Love Transfer Valve". 10 in every box!
None
Peach ring
Quartermaster , GTM
Contains a tiny bit of peach juice .
None
Gummy Worm
Quartermaster
Each bag contains 6 worms, and each worm has 5 units of sugar and 10 units of one of the following random chems (flavors, if you will): apple juice , banana juice , blue raspberry juice , blueberry juice , cherry juice , lemonade , orange juice , peach juice , strawberry juice , triple citrus , and watermelon juice .
None
Delectable Dan's Scrumptious Strudel
GTMs
Combines a traditional Austrian snack with modern industrial waste. Contains 15 units of strawberry juice , 6 units of vanilla, and 3 units each of three randomly-chosen chems, chosen from: apple juice , banana juice , beff , cherry juice , chocolate , compost , egg , egg nog , guacamole , lemon juice , lime juice , luminol , mint , nicotine , sewage , space cleaner , sugar , tea , uranium , and urine .
Energized
Cinnamon donut
GTMs
Loaded with 12 units of cinnamon .
Energized
Little Danny's Snack Cake
Hacked FoodTech
Comes in many colors and with bad grease , VHFCS , "flavoring", and occasionally just poison.
Sweaty
Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf
Most Listening Posts
A regular snack cake that's most definitely not trying to be a Twinkie.
Sweaty
Descuento Danito's Burritos
Snacks Vendor
Available in many different flavors. Comes with an integral heating mechanism. May contain a golden ticket .
Sweaty
Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles
Snacks Vendor
Literally poison. Also equipped with a heater.
N/A
Hungry Dan's TV Dinners
Snacks Vendor
Yum. Also equipped with a heater.
Max Health Increased+
Lollipop
Medbay
A healthy snack containing a small amount of medicine , such as charcoal or saline.
None
'Hole Zone Layer' Caramel Creme
Goodybags
'Hole Zone Layer' caramel cremes are surprisingly delicious! (And very sugary.)
Energized
Candy corn
Goodybags
Disappointing. Gives you loads of sugar and bad oil to rub it in.
Sweaty
Butterscotch
Goodybags
Buttery and not very scotch-y.
Energized
Saltwater Taffy
Goodybags
Must be unwrapped before being eaten. Comes in 3 delectable flavors/colors: cherry/red (10 units of psilocybin , 10u cherry juice ), watermelon/pink (10u of love , 10u of watermelon juice ), and blue raspberry/blue (10u of LSD , 10u of blue raspberry juice ). Each piece also has 10 units of sugar ...and may also contain razor blades.
None
-1 Bar
Food synthesizers , Goodybags
Possibly healthy.
Sweaty
Farty Snott's Every Flavour Beans
Wizard's Den , Trench , Goodybags
Contains random reagents that cannot be extracted. More at Wizard .
None
Yellow cake
RD Office
Contains uranium . Safe and delicious!
None
Cookie Swirlies
Crew quarters
A breakfast cereal made up of tiny cookies. Now with 10% less salmonella!
None
Roach Puffs
Oshan Kitchen maint
Can also be directly eaten or mixed with milk in a bowl. But there's no chocolate in it...
None
Shredded Syndies
GTM , Ocean Listening Post
Eat directly from the box or in a bowl. Fortified with atropine & space drugs .
None
Telecrystal
Mining
Surprisingly edible! Has a variety of effects.
None?
Viscerite
Mining
Also surprisingly edible! Contains a good chunk of synthflesh , but watch out for the other stuff in there...
None?
Flockburger
Debris Field /Oshan station level merchant
Turns out that a glass sandwich is made of silicon, radium, and limeade.
Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Weird cheese
Mining Outpost , chemistry
Too rotten to be used in food and chockful of weird decay products.
Sweaty and Bad Breath
Funny-looking can
Admins, Centcom kitchen
Is surströmming . For Swedes , makes a delightful dish. For non-Swedes, induces a wide range of gross-out effects, most of which involve stuns and vomiting, with a very rare chance to puke out a heart or become extra stinky .
Bad Breath
Apple
Hydroponics
The Medical department's most hated fruit.
Cold and Refreshed
Banana
Hydroponics
Peel it first!
Cold and Refreshed
Orange
Hydroponics
A bitter citrus based fruit.
Cold and Refreshed
Lemon
Hydroponics
A sour citrus based fruit. Perfect for decorating drinks.
Cold and Refreshed
Lime
Hydroponics
An extra sour citrus based fruit. Perfect for decorating drinks.
Cold and Refreshed
Strawberry
Hydroponics
Neither straw nor berry.
Cold and Refreshed
Avocado
Hydroponics
Still good since 8000 B.C.E.
Cold and Refreshed
Grapes
Hydroponics
Comes in two colors: Green and not green.
Cold and Refreshed
Raspberry
Hydroponics
Tart and summery.
Cold and Refreshed
Blackberry
Hydroponics
Tart, summery, and would stain your teeth if you could see them.
Cold and Refreshed
Blue Raspberry
Hydroponics
Tart, summery, and very unnaturally blue.
Cold and Refreshed
Melon slice
Hydroponics
Slice a watermelon with something sharp to get six of these.
Cold and Refreshed
Honey
Hydroponics
Produced by space bees. Taste may vary, depending on the plant that provided the nectar.
None
Carrot
Hydroponics
Good for your eyes.
Night Vision and Refreshed
Slurryfruit
Hydroponics
Poisonous!
None
Eggplant
Hydroponics
Has a chance to be censored.
None
Coconut meat
Hydroponics
Break open a coconut for a few of these and a handy cup.
Cold and Refreshed
Pineapple slice
Hydroponics
No salt needed. Cut a pineapple to get one of these. Must be kept away from pizza at all costs.
Cold and Refreshed
Bamboo shoot
Hydroponics
Slice a bamboo stalk to get one of these.
Cold and Cleanse
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Incompetent chef
Contains ???? (reagent) . The result of a bad recipe, probably shouldn't eat this...
None
Smoldering Mess
Incompetent chef
Also contains ???? . The result of overcooking something.
None
Physical Manifestation of the Very Concept of Fried Foods
Incompetent(?) chef
Contains ???? as well. Result of leaving something in the fryer for too long.
Warm
Orange Goop
Leaker plant
Contains 20 units of ???? (aka "yuck") and 10 units of oil .
Sweaty , Bad Breath