Guide to Genetics

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Here we go, time to make superheroes!

Geneticists have access to "GeneTek" consoles and scanners. These devices can, with enough patience, reward you with superpowers, crippling disabilities, or just amusing mutations.

The GeneTek Console

This machine is the heart and soul of Geneticist. Without it, a Geneticist is nothing more than a Staff Assistant with an ugly green coat and Medbay access.

When a person (or monkey) is put into the scanner, the GeneTek console menu will show several options:

Potential - Where you go to mess with DNA and activate mutations.
Mutations - Lists activated mutations of subject.
Research Menu - Shows the research that is currently taking place, and shows possible research and finished research. It also contains the DNA Samples. DNA materials can also be bought by spending money from the station's research budget.
Body - Where you go to mess with the occupant's body form.

In addition to this, the console will show you the occupant's health and genetic stability. It is important to keep an eye on both of these attributes, as there is a finite amount of air in the scanner, and loading your occupant up with multiple active mutations can have detrimental effects.

Icons

There's also various little icons for Important Things You Should Be Aware Of:

The printer icon at the bottom left is used to print out the current page onto a piece of paper, if you want to do that for some reason. Maybe you could label it CLOWN WEAKNESSES and auction it off for 1000 credits or something.

This is the number of seconds you must wait until a piece of tracked research is completed.

This is the number of seconds you must wait until a DNA Activator or DNA Injector (if you brought upgrade) can be created. Injectors require a longer pause than Activators.

Once you've brought and completed certain upgrades, you'll see a few new indicators.

This is the number of seconds you must wait until the DNA Reclaimer can be used.

This is the number of seconds you must wait until the Radiation Emitters can be used.

This is the number of seconds you must wait until the Gene Sequence Checker can be used.

Potential

Mutations are composed of a series of paired blocks. Each block contains the values G, A, C, T (Guanine, Adenine, Cytosine, and Thymine respectively) or is empty. In each pair of blocks, a G block always links to a C block, and a T block always links to an A block, but the order in which these appear in the block can vary.

Every person (and monkey) on the station will have a range of latent mutations, also known as their potential, which are mutations with missing blocks buried in the subject's genetic code. The overarching goal of genetics is to activate these latent mutations among the crew, and there are two ways of doing this:

Completing their DNA code
Vending a DNA activator

Completing the Code

Put the person/monkey in the scanner. The GeneTek console will then allows you to select blocks and modify them. Some values can be figured out immediately, while others need simple guesswork as you go through each possible combination. Once the correct arrangement and combination of blocks is entered, the user can then activate the mutation. It will no longer appear in Potential, and is now located in the Mutations section.

There are two advantages to the first method: The correct sequence of blocks will be stored in the GeneTek, letting you instantly activate the gene without guessing or waiting for activator creation to cool down, and you can activate the gene without letting the target out of the scanner, which may be beneficial if doing so would result in bodily damage to the Geneticist, like that monkey you just made into a fire-breathing crime against nature.

Walkthrough - Completing the Code

One of the two ways to activate a mutation is to have the subject be in the scanner and fill out the blocks until the correct combination and arrangement of bases is achieved. This section will walk you through this task using a simple example.

Though in this example we've researched the mutation by clicking the Research required link, you do not have to research a mutation to start filling in the blocks and activating the mutation this way. It is, however, highly recommended that you do. (In the time you complete the code, you'll probably get back the materials anyway. )

Start off by filling up any half-filled pairs. A goes with T, G goes with C.

Next, start working on the unfilled pairs. CG is different from GC, and AT is different from TA, so each unfilled pair has four different possible arrangements. Luckily, there's only one unfilled pair here, so in total, there are four different combinations we need to try. Let's start with GC.

Hint: Choosing the swap options (e.g. A->T, C->G) will fill both blocks, much quicker than individually filling blocks.

GC doesn't do anything, so we'll try GC next.

CG doesn't do anything either. What about AT?

Success! Click "Activate" and you're done!

This is quite a simple example, and we did not have to go through many combinations to get to the correct pattern. However, once you get into multiple empty pairs (which is rather common), the amount of combinations you'll have to try can quickly escalate. Luckily, one of the first upgrades you can buy, Gene Sequence Checker, can make this go by much quicker. With this upgrade, you can fill all the unfilled pairs with one pair, use the checker, swap out all the ones marked wrong with a different pair, wait for the checker to cooldown, and rinse and repeat.

Locked pairs

You may notice some pairs have a little lock between them, click on them to begin a game:

 SCANNER ALERT: Encryption is a 2-character code.
 Possible characters in this code: G C

A specific chain of letters must be entered to unlock the pair of blocks. The only possible combinations here are GG, GC, CG and CC.

If your answer is wrong, the machine will show you how close you are to the correct answer. Let's assume we entered GG and this was the result:

 SCANNER ALERT: Decryption failed.
 0/2 correct characters in entered code.
 0/2 characters in correct position.
 Attempts remaining: 1.

This shows that there is no G in the code, and thus the code must be CC!

Some codes will be this simple, but others will have up to 4 characters. Some genes will even have multiple locked pairs. Most of the more powerful genes have some of their pairs locked, so it can be worth the effort!

DNA Activators

Unlike the above, this method involves only four clicks:

One to go to the page for the mutation (via clicking on those nifty horizontal helix sections).
One to research the mutation (via the Research required link), since you must research a mutation first to vend activators for it.
One to vend a DNA activator (via the appropriately named Create Activator) twenty or so seconds afterward, when the Mutation Research finishes.
One on a target human who has the corresponding mutation in their Potential to activate it. (Using, for example, an Obesity activator for someone who doesn't have Obesity in their potential will do nothing.)

Plus a few more clicks to get to the Potential page or the View DNA Samples page through the Research page, if you weren't on there already

The second method is much faster than the first, and is the geneticist's primary method of distributing mutations among the crew. Additionally, an activator that is successfully used on a human with turn transparent and become a filled DNA activator. This can then be used on the genetics console in order to redeem it, providing the Geneticist with either materials, valuable chromosomes or unlock codes, as well as a reduction in the cost of research.

As this provides the most reward for genetics, this should be what a good geneticist does to advance their research, especially early on in the round. If you need to redeem more activators, the easiest way to do that is to get a monkey, use the "body type" option on the console to turn it into a human, and use activators on that. Please note that if you try this on an unrestrained monkey, it will attempt to kill you, tips to prevent this are provided below.

Within a round, all subjects with a specific mutation will have the exact same DNA code required to unlock it. Once you've activated a mutation the slow way once, an autocomplete button will appear in Potential, letting you instantly activate that mutation on a target in the scanner. This also means that if, for example, one human has half the code for Fire Resist and another has the other half, you can simply put the two together to figure out the full code. By clicking on the green vertical line connecting pairs of blocks, you can highlight that pair, which is useful for marking parts of the mutation which haven't been figured out yet.

Research Menu

Opening Research Menu will open up a boatload of options:

Purchase Additional Materials - Buy more Materials for Research and such with money from the Research budget (which, strangely, isn't really used by the actual Science/Research team, just Geneticists), at 50 credits for 1 Material.
Available Research - All the Research upgrades you can currently get, detailed right below.
Research in Progress - See which upgrades are being research and how long it'll be until they're finished here.
Researched Mutations - A database of all the mutations you've discovered so far.
Stored Mutations - Where all the Mutations you store through Mutation Storage go.
Stored Chromosomes - see the section on Chromosomes below.
View DNA Samples - NanoTrasen takes a DNA sample from every crewmember when they join up and provides them to you here.
Finished Research - A list of all the Research upgrades you've gotten so far.

Research

Every mutation can be researched to find out what it does. If a mutation has not been researched, it is simply titled Unknown Mutation. Each mutation only needs to be researched once. Research is conducted by spending research materials, which are slowly gained over time. Additional research materials can be bought by spending money from the station's research budget.

Extra features and upgrades to the machine can be bought directly from the Research Menu section, through Available Research. Research starts at tier 1, with just Radiation Emitters and Gene Sequence Checker available, but as you research more mutations and buy features and complete tiers of research, more and more of the listed items become available.

All research costs are reduced every time a) a filled DNA activator is put into a GeneTek, or b) someone is cloned with Genetic Analysis enabled on the cloner.

Research	Tier	Research Time	Materials Cost	Effect
Mutation Research	None	60 seconds	20	Shows the name of that particular mutation and gives a brief description of it.
Radiation Emitters	1	90 seconds	80	Installs radiation emitters in the scanner, allowing you to re-roll the pool of potential mutations of a person. This will cause severe radiation poisoning that will have to be treated. This can not be used on dead organisms and has a cooldown time of 3 minutes. You use these via Scramble DNA when you click on the Potential Menu, before looking at/clicking on a mutation.
Gene Sequence Checker	1	90 seconds	50	Installs analysis equipment in the scanner that allows users to check how many base pairs are stable. It has a cooldown of one minute. Correct DNA pairs will turn blue. Incorrect DNA pairs will turn red.
Advanced Mutation Research	1	90 seconds	50	Halves the base cost and time of researching a mutation and enables the ability to see, research, and activate secret mutations. Secret mutations are highlighted in purple and are generally very powerful and/or unique.
Biotic Cooling Mechanisms	1	90 seconds	150	Applies genetic research to halve the cooldown times for all equipment.
DNA Reclaimer	2	240 seconds	100	Allows unwanted genes to be converted into research materials. It has a two minute cooldown and has a chance to fail depending on what gene is being reclaimed.
Radiation Dampeners	2	180 seconds	80	Reduces the amount of harmful radiation caused by Radiation Emitters
DNA Injectors	2	240 seconds	120	Allows the manufacture of syringes that can insert researched genes into other subjects. Syringes cost 40 materials to manufacture.
Emitter Coolant System	2	180 seconds	120	Reduces the amount of time required for Radiation Emitters to cool down.
Mutation Storage	3	300 seconds	100	Allows for storage of up to three genes in the GeneTek console's Mutations menu for the purposes of combination or transference into new recipients. The genes must be researched and activated before storage. Stored mutations can be combined in the Research->Stored Mutations menu, resulting in rare or even completely unique mutations! Experiment!
Precision Radiation Emitters	3	300 seconds	150	Upgrades the Radiation Emitters in the scanner so they can target single genes at a time. The gene must have been researched first, and doing this has a longer cooldown and greater irradiation amount than regular emitters.
Improved Material Storage	3	300 seconds	125	Increases the maximum number of research materials to 150.
Biotic Radiation Dampeners	3	250 seconds	100	Completely removes the harmful effects of the Radiation Emitters.
Expanded Mutation Storage	4	450 seconds	120	Adds two additional saving slots for mutations, for a total of 5.

Injectors

DNA Injectors are made from either stored mutations (using the Mutation Storage research described above) or subjects with active mutations. Upon jabbing someone with a DNA Injector, the corresponding mutation will be activated in the target, even if they didn't have that mutation in their genetic potential, effectively meaning that you can give anyone any mutation! On the downside, giving someone mutations not already in their genetic potential will also cause damage to their genetic stability. More on that later.

Chromosomes

Chromosomes are modifiers that can be spliced with existing mutations to improve or alter their abilities. You can sometimes get them from turning in filled DNA activators. Each mutation can only be spliced once, at either the Potential or (if applicable) the Stored Mutations Menu, but the modified mutation can be stored and applied multiple times. Before a chromosome can be spliced, they must be marked for splicing first, through the Stored Chromosomes menu, which is accessible through the Research Menu. They come in multiple forms:

Stabilizer: Removes the genetic stability penalty from the mutation.
Synchronizer: Makes the mutation less dangerous to the user. This has multiple different effects depending on the mutation it's spliced with.
Weakener: Makes the mutation give more genetic material when reclaimed.
Reinforcer: Makes the mutation mutadone-proof, meaning that the only way it can be removed is through the genetics console.
Power Booster: Makes the mutation more powerful! Note that this only affects ability mutations, i.e. mutations that appear in the DNA hotbar.
Energy Booster: Halves the cooldown time associated with any activated ability the mutant grants.

Lesser-Relevant Menus

Compared to Research and Potential, there's not much to say about these. They still have a purpose, mind you, but they do far less than the other ones and are way less important.

Mutations Menu

This shows mutations which are active. If you have the Mutation Storage upgrade, this is where you go to store them.

Body

This lets you change the occupant into a variety of lovely forms depending on what mutations you've researched, such as a lizardman or a giant cockroach. By default, Human and Primal Genetics (monkey) are available.

Appearance

This one opens up a menu, just like the one in the Character Selection screen, where you can change the hair style (s), hair color, skin tone, eye color, and various other cosmetic things about the occupant. If you want to give people obnoxious Sailor Moon hair or colorful Rainbow Afros, this is the place (and the only place at that, as this is pretty much the only way to get those unique hair styles).

Mutations

There are a wide variety of mutations, some commonplace and simple, some extremely powerful and rare. Some are beneficial, some are detrimental, some are situational, and some are just wacky and fun. There are more mutations than those listed here, so feel free to research and find mutations on your own! Clicking the blue ABIL tab on your hotbar will toggle between standard options and your available mutation powers. You can also choose to spawn with things like these, called Traits.

Stability

Fiddling with your genes is not free! Every time you use your active powers, there is a risk that your powers will horribly backfire, causing a Bad Thing happen. The chance you avert this and successfully use your powers is called genetic stability. You start out with 100 genetic stability, i.e. a 100% success rate, and if you are Injected with mutations not in your genetic potential, this number will increase and decrease by a set amount, depending on the mutation. Typically speaking, the more powerful the mutation injected, the bigger the stability penalty. Some genetic mutations, usually the debilitating ones, can actually increase your stability instead.

If you reach sufficiently low levels of stability, extremely bad things are extremely likely to end up happening, up to and including spontaneous gibbing and/or petrification. Activating mutations from your Potential pool doesn't affect Stability at all; it only happens with Injected mutations. In other words, stability loss really only occurs with DNA Injectors; DNA Activators, by their very nature, do not incur stability penalties since they can't activate mutations that aren't in your potential.

Certain chromosomes can change the effects of certain mutations, such as removing the stability penalty, making otherwise harmful mutations harmless, or making them more powerful. Experiment!

High Complexity DNA

This is a unique, rare mutation which cannot be researched or activated using an activator. It can also only be worked on if the carrier is physically in the scanner. When activated and stored using the Mutation Storage research, it serves as a wildcard for combining stored mutations, so you can very easily get some fascinating and rare mutations this way.

Combining Mutations

Once you have researched Mutation Storage, active mutations can be stored and combined to yield new and more useful mutations. Some of these are only available via combination, whereas others may appear (rarely) as potentials. There isn't any penalty to getting an invalid combo, so feel free to experiment and see what results you get!

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Power	Message	Danger Level	Stability	Effect
Blindness	You can't see anything.	Harmful	+20	You no longer see action messages about what people are doing. This includes your own actions. To fix this without modifying DNA, you can equip a pair of VISOR Goggles.
Frontal Gyrus Suspension	You are unable to express yourself.	Harmful	+20	You become mute, you are unable to speak. Mutadone cannot cure this if it is caused by admins, for obvious reasons.
Deafness	It's quiet. Too quiet.	Harmful	+20	You can't hear anything. Blessed silence may come as a relief once you've gotten sick of the regular radio chatter. To fix this without modifying DNA, you can equip an auditory headset.
Radioactive	You feel a strange sickness permeate your whole body	Harmful	-10	You suffer from radiation sickness and cause the same to nearby people. May also give you more bad mutations.
Dyspraxia	You feel kind of off-balance and disoriented.	Harmful	+5	Randomly causes bouts of movement confusion.
Glowy	Your skin begins to glow softly.	Harmless	0	You permanently emit a light with a random color and intensity.
Dwarfism	Did everything just get bigger?	Harmless	0	You are smaller. At the start of the round, Miners may spawn with this mutation.
Tourettes	Your thoughts become disorderly and hard to control.	Harmless	+5	Your speech will often come out as excited shouts in ALL CAPS, be horribly misspelled, and instead of saying "say" before everything you, well... say, it will say that you "gibbered". Also, sometimes things you say will be broadcast over the radio if you are wearing one, in all its CAPS filled glory, whether you want it to or not.
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type N	Y-you f.. feel a.. a bit n-n-nervous.	Porky but Harmless	0	Your speech stutters and falters like Porky the Pig.
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-S	You feel like you want to smile and smile and smile forever :)	Happily Harmless	0	You somehow say colon parthesis (:))after everything you say.
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-E	You feel funky.	Elvisously Harmless	0	You talk like a king...a king of rock and roll! You extend your vowels the same way Elvis does.
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-C	Ye feel like a reet prat like, innit?	Hermless, mate	0	You speak like a middle-class English chav. You are the charmingly ugly lovechild of at least ten cultural accents and pack sounds together like black pudding.
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-B	Ye feel like a reet prat like, innit?	Tootelly Hermless, bork bork!	0	You speak Swedish,Bork Bork Bork! You extend your vowels to long e's and o's, and randomly add "Bork"'s like you add Swedish meatballs. The chef will commonly spawn with this accent.
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-T	You feel torn apart!	Moestly Hahwleess	0	You have Tommy Wiseau's Joisey accent. Your speech is an audio disaster.
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-CS	You feel great!!	Comically Harmless	0	You somehow speak in Comic Sans.
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-D	You feel like your tongue's made out of lead.	Compleffely Harmleshsh	0	You slur your speech like a drunkard.
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-R	.sdrawkcab tib a leef uoY	Compleffely Harmleshsh	0	You talk backwards. Pro-tip: Put your ; or :prefix at the end to talk over the radio.
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-O	You feel a bit tongue-tied.	Mstly Hrmlss	0	All your vowels get replaced with a random vowel.
Frontal Gyrus Alteration Type-X	You can't seem to form any coherent thoughts!	Harmful	+10	Your speech becomes unintelligble, as every letter becomes a random consonant.
Cranial Keratin Formation	A pair of horns erupt from your head.	Harmless	0	Makes you look (more) like a doofus.
Apocrine Enhancement	You feel sweaty.	Harmless	0	Gives you a serious case of the stinks, causing people nearby to get wonderful messages about how nice the room smells.
Fire Resistance	You feel cold.	Beneficial	-10	You are immune to high temperature and fire. You have a noticeable orange aura.
Cold Resistance	You feel warm.	Beneficial	-10	You are immune to low temperature and ice. You have a noticeable blue aura.
Thermal Resistance	N/A	Beneficial	-10	You are immune to all changes in temperature, fire and ice. You gain an aura which flicks between orange and blue.
Alcohol resistance	You feel unusually sober.	Beneficial	0	You are a bit more immune to alcohol I.E: You can drink Bo Jack Daniel's without passing out, but you will still get fairly smashed. At the start of the round, the detective, HoS and barman will normally spawn with this mutation.
SMES Human	Your hair stands on end.	Beneficial (Mostly)	-15	You are protected from electrical energy. Useful when the AI is shocking everything or a malicious Engineer has hotwired the engine and you are lacking insulated gloves. You will also resist shocks from stun batons, but not the more concentrated electric bursts of energy guns and tasers. On the flip side however, this includes defibrillators.
Jumpy	Your leg muscles feel strong and taut.	Beneficial	-5	You gain a jump that moves you half a screen in no time at all. Just make sure you don't use it while inside a container/vehicle of some sort, or you won't like the result...
Chameleon	You feel at one with your surroundings.	Beneficial	-20	You become invisible while standing still. This can work against you in more ways than one.
Cloak of Darkness	You meld into the shadows.	Beneficial	-20	You're invisible while in the dark. vampires also get this power.
High-pressure intestines	Your stomach grumbles unpleasantly.	Beneficial	-15	Blow away your foes with your tremendous farts! Beware: if Empowered, you will not just blow away your foes, but also yourself.
Cryokinesis	You notice a strange cold tingle in your fingertips.	Beneficial	-10	You gain the ability to cool people down significantly by firing a ball of ice at them, and to get on everyone's nerves by creating patches of slippery ice on the floor.
Telepathy	You can hear your own voice echoing in your mind.	Beneficial	-5	You gain the ability to communicate telepathically. Don't use this to impersonate admins, lest you want to earn yourself a ban.
Optic Energizer	Your eyes ache and burn.	Beneficial	-10	You gain the ability to fire laser beams from your eyes.
Meta-Neural Enhancement	Your mind feels closed.	Beneficial	0	You cannot be mind-read or telepathically spoken to. Doesn't affect the admin's telepathy, obviously.
Empathic Thought	You suddenly notice more about others than you did before.	Beneficial	-5	You can read the minds of others, telling you things such as their current intent, and numbers that might be important to them. Wizards start will a spell much like this, but theirs shows the owner of the mind being read's current location.
Matter Eater	You feel hungry.	Beneficial	-5	You can eat many more items than normal, like weapons from disarmed opponents, or even your own body parts! Just remember that you need certain body parts to live...
Telekinetic Pull	You feel your consciousness expand outwards.	Beneficial	-15	You can send unanchored items flying from afar by click-dragging them from one tile to another. You can also perform a Telekinetic Smash, which throws all unanchored objects near to a location into it. Works great with X-ray vision.
Gamma Ray Exposure	You feel your muscles swell to an immense size.	Beneficial	-25	Your skin turns green, and you can punch through walls. Hulk wears off after a while just like in "real life", though there might be a way to negate this...
X-Ray vision	You suddenly seem to be able to see through everything.	Beneficial	-30	Basically it's just like you put on both a pair of Optical Meson Scanners and Optical Thermal Scanners at the same time, as it lets you can see through walls, see cloaked people, and removes darkness.
High Decay Digestion	Your stomach grumbles unpleasantly.	Harmful	-10	Your farts create butts of jenkem, which goes straight into the bloodstream of anyone who breathes it in.
Obesity	You feel bloated and lethargic.	Harmful	+5	Is fat. You are so fat that people may struggle to push your fat ass out of the way. Some of your clothes may also rip due to your extreme girth. Also makes it harder to find your neck.
Self Biomass Manipulation	Your skin and joints feel loose.	Harmful	-5	You can turn yourself into a liquid. If it's not Synchronized, you can not turn back again; RIP. If it is Synchronized, it's a genetic version of the wizard's Phase Shift; beware however that trying to use it anywhere you would not be allowed to teleport (like the Adventure Zone, you filthy cheater!) will trigger the un-synchronized effect and cause instant death. However, due to the way the chance of a backfire is calculated, using this power even at relatively high genetic stability can still kill you, so be warned!
Incendiary Mitochondria	You feel like you are burning up.	Harmful	-10	You set yourself on fire and become a human torch. This is a very bad thing if you don't want to burn alive. If you have Heat Resistance this will instead fizzle and do nothing.
Epilepsy	You twitch.	Harmful	+10	You will occasionally have seizures, being stunned on the floor for the duration of them. You will shake violently, and due to a bug the twitching will persist even after the mutation is removed.
Chronic Cough	You start coughing.	Harmful	0	You occasionally cough, dropping anything in your hands.
Diminished Optic Nerves	Your vision blurs.	Harmful	+5	Your vision becomes blurred, and darkened outside a small radius. Can be counteracted with Prescription Glasses.
Adrenaline Rush	You feel hype!	Beneficial	-5	Gives you an activated ability that allows you to recover from stuns by putting various stimulating and painkilling drugs in your bloodstream. Also one of the only genetic mutations that can be used while incapacitated.
Anaerobic Metabolism	Your lungs feel strangely empty.	Beneficial	-40	Prevents you from taking any damage from lack of oxygen and inhaling harmful gases like plasma (but not chemical smokes, you still need internals for those!). If this mutation is received while taking suffocation damage, your damage "locks" to its current value. So if you were unable to talk due to lack of breath, you continue to gasp your way through the world until the mutation is removed.
Apidae Metabolism	You feel buzzed.	Harmless	0	Doesn't seem to do anything at first. However, if sugar is put into the bloodstream through any means, it has...interesting effects.
Body Type Genetics	Various	Harmless	0	Completely cosmetic, changes your character look to that of various things such as a lizard person or a giant roach. Can only have one at a time. (Melanin Eraser, Bio-luminescent and the like also fall into this category.)
Bioluminecent Overdrive	Your skin begins flashing!	Harmless	0	Your skin begins to rapidly flash different colors, similar to GBS' symptom but without any of the deadliness. Falls under Body Type Genetics.
Booster Gene	N/A	?	?	Booster Genes are a group of five different, mysterious genetic mutations that, on their own, do absolutely nothing. However, they are said to interact with other activated genes in various and interesting ways.
Constricted Larynx	...you feel like being quiet...	Harmless	0	Causes your text to become really, really small.
Corprolalia	You can't seem to shut up!	Harmless	0	Causes you to randomly shout random swear words.
Dactyl Crystalization	Your fingers and toes turn transparent and crystalline.	Harmless	0	Changes your snap and slap noises. This doesn't mean you can't still snap your fingers off!
Dermal Glitter	Your skin looks all blinged out.	Harmless	0	Makes you sparkle as if you're carrying an item made of gold.
Dimensional Shift	You begin to see a small blue light...	Beneficial	-20	Allows you to enter a pocket dimension, rendering you immune to any and all outside events, but you're unable to move while within this space until you exit. Basically, an indestructible, incorporeal closet on command. Any effects that are doing damage to you such as a heart attack or damage from poison still happen.
Ethanol Production	You feel drunk!	Harmful	0	Causes you to constantly produce ethanol in your bloodstream, slowly making you extremely drunk.
Healing Touch	Your hands radiate a comforting aura.	Beneficial	-10	Allows you to touch an adjacent human and heal a small amount of damage.
High-Pressure Larynx	YOU SUDDENLY FEEL LIKE SHOUTING A WHOLE LOT!!!	Harmless	0	YOUR TEXT BECOMES REALLY LARGE
Irritable Bowels	You feel bloated and gassy.	Harmless	0	Causes automatic and intermittent farting.
Melanin Stimulator	N/A	Harmless	0	Turns your skin and hair EXTREMELY dark. Falls under Body Type Genetics.
Melanin Suppressor	N/A	Harmless	0	Turns your hair and skin to an extremely light shade. Falls under Body Type Genetics.
Melanin Eraser	N/A	Harmless	0	Turns your hair and skin EXTREMELY light. Essentially albinism. Falls under Body Type Genetics.
Meta-Neural Antenna	Your head is full of odd chatter.	Beneficial	-5	Allows you to hear the common radio channel (145.9) without a headset.
Midas Touch	Your hands sparkle and gleam.	Beneficial	-5	Gives you the ability to turn certain items into solid gold! This includes your own butt (and other limbs). Just don't expect to get super-rich from selling your transmuted gold bars; the traders can tell that it wasn't originally genuine gold.
Motor Neuron Signal Enhancement	One of your limbs feels a bit strange and twitchy.	Harmful	+20	Causes a random limb to be chosen upon mutation acquirement. That limb will then proceed to strangle you, kick you in the head, and various other harmful actions.
Musculature Enhancement	You feel buff!	Beneficial	0	Gives you a slight strength bonus to mining. Also negates the speed penalty from pulling objects somewhat. Maybe it has other uses...
Narcolepsy	You feel sleepy.	Harmful	+5	Randomly causes you to fall asleep.
Natural Anti-Toxins	Your pulse seems to relax.	Beneficial	-15	Increases the depletion rate of all chemicals in your bloodstream. Note that this is not exclusive to poisons; it affects all chemicals.
Ossification	You feel kinda thin.	Spooky	0	You turn into a spooky skeleton. This has no other effect. Falls under Body Type Genetics.
Paranoia	They're out to get you!	Harmless	0	Causes automatic and intermittent screaming.
Photokinesis	Everything seems too dark!	Beneficial	-5	Allows you to create a radiant point of light.
Polymorphism	You don't feel like yourself.	Beneficial	-15	Allows you to take on the appearance and name of a crewmember by touching them.
Pseudonecrosis	N/A	Beneficial	-5	Causes you to be recognized as dead by all medical scanners and machinery.
Regeneration	Your skin feels tingly and shifty.	Beneficial	-40	Causes you to slowly regenerate brute and burn damage. Also regenerates lost limbs over time.
Spatial Destabilization	You feel a bit out of place.	Harmful	-15	Causes you to teleport at random. Fortunately you can't teleport onto space tiles. Unfortunately you can teleport onto things covering space tiles, like catwalks.
Toxic Resistance	You feel refreshed and clean.	Beneficial	-40	"Locks" your current toxin damage and makes you immune to any further toxin damage. You will still be susceptible to any other effects of poisons, such as radiation, burn damage, stuns, and suffocation.
Unstable Refraction	N/A	Harmful	-15	Causes you to randomly flicker in and out of invisibility at random. (Unable to get currently)
Meta-Neural Haze	N/A	Harmless	-5	Your character can't be Examined.
Brown Note	You feel mischievous!	Harmless (Mostly)	-15	You can produce a sound that makes others around you fart. Be careful around bibles!
Mass Emesis	You feel sick.	Beneficial	-10	Allows the subject to expel chemicals via the mouth.
Ink Glands	You feel artistic.	Beneficial	-2	Allows the subject to expel modified melanin.
Fire Breath	Your throat is burning!	Beneficial	-10	Allows the subject to exhale fire.
Erebokinesis	Everything seems too bright!	Beneficial	-5	Allows the subject to snuff out all light in an area
Mutagenic Field	Your flesh begins to warp and contort weirdly!	Harmful	-50	You occasionally spontaneously mutate and may cause others nearby to do the same, with a higher chance of receiving bad mutations than good.
Blood Toxiciation	...you feel sick.	Harmful	TBA	You occasionally suffer one unit of toxin damage.