Foods and Drinks

Food is what you eat. Drinks are what you drink. Here is a list of food/drink items and recipes for the Chef to utilize and the crew to enjoy. All heal amounts listed are the total amount the item will heal you if you eat it completely. Food will not heal if someone is injured past moderate (yellow) health. This list is by no means complete so keep experimenting.

Some of this shit has side-effects, so make sure you know what you're force feeding that assistant eating.

Snacks

Icon	Food Name	Available From	Info
	Donut	Vendor, Kitchen	2x HP recovery for Security Officers. <Insert Joke>
	Chips	Vendor
	Candy	Vendor
	Fries	Vendor, Kitchen
	Descuento Danito's Burritos	Vendor	Available in many different flavours. Comes with an integral heating mechanism.
	Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles	Vendor	Literally poison. Also equipped with a heater.
	Pope Crunch	Crew quarters	Extremely crunchy! Can be eaten directly from the box, of mixed with milk in a bowl.
	Apple	Hydroponics
	Banana	Hydroponics	Peel it first!
	Orange	Hydroponics
	Lemon	Hydroponics
	Lime	Hydroponics
	Grapes	Hydroponics
	Melon Slice	Hydroponics	Slice a watermelon with something sharp to get six of these.
	Tomato	Hydroponics	Will splat if thrown!
	Chili Pepper	Hydroponics	Spicy!
	Carrot	Hydroponics
	Lettuce Leaf	Hydroponics
	Slurryfruit	Hydroponics	Poisonous!
	?????	Incompetent chef	The result of a bad recipe, probably shouldn't eat this...
	Smoldering Mess	Incompetent chef	The result of overcooking or -frying something.

Drinks

Icon	Drink Name	Type	Available From	Info
	Space Beer	Alcohol	Bar
	Cider	Alcohol	Bar
	Mead	Alcohol	Bar
	Wine	Alcohol	Bar
	Vodka	Alcohol	Bar
	Rum	Alcohol	Bar	Arrrr!
	Bo Jack Daniel's	Alcohol	Bar	A real man's drink!
	Stinkeye's Special Reserve	Alcohol	???	A favourite of Captains everywhere.
	Milk	Other	Kitchen
	Space Cola	Soda	Vendor, Kitchen
	Decirprevo Bottled Water	Soda	Vendor
	Robust-Eez	Soda	Vendor
	Grife-O	Soda	Vendor
	Dr. Pubber	Soda	Vendor
	Grones Soda	Soda	Vendor	Comes in random flavours.
	Spooky Dan's	Soda	Vendor	Two flavours on offer. Neither are industrial runoff, nope!
	Orange-Aid	Soda	Vendor	Helps to recover from eye damage.
	Lime-Aid	Other	Vendor	Contains antihol.
	Robust Coffee	Other	Vendor	Feasible alternative to survive short jumps through space, if a proper suit is not available.
	Happy Elf Hot Chocolate	Other	Vendor	The poor man's GoGo juice.
	Chicken Soup	Other	Vendor	Can cure minor diseases.
	Weight-Loss Shake	Other	Vendor	May or may not get rid of excess body fat. Use at your own risk!
	Tea	Other	Vendor

Other Food-Related Items

Icon	Name	Info
	Spoon	Needed to eat certain dishes.
	Fork	Needed to eat certain dishes.
	Knife	Used for cutting certain items.
	Rolling pin	Required to prepare pizza bases.
File:IcingTube.png	Icing tube	Used for, you guessed it, adding icing to a cake. Accepts 50 units of any liquid.
	Produce satchel	This spacious satchel makes the life of every chef or botanists much easier. Almost any type of food-related item (dishes, bottles, seeds etc.) can be stored in them, and they also interact nicely with tables (drag & drop), crates, the food processor, mail chutes and other objects.
	Banana peel	Slippery. Created from peeling a banana, obviously!
	Fish	Can be used to slap people around.
	Hotdog cart	Used to easily take large amounts of food out of the kitchen and hand it to people.

Chef's Cookbook

Here's where the real fun starts. While most of the ingredients needed by the Chef should either be available in your kitchen or can grown for you in Hydroponics, some recipes may require items from elsewhere on the station. A fair number of recipes also have downsides, so be wary of food poisoning and other nasty occurrences.

Ingredients

Short list of items that will be your basic ingredients, many of which can also be ordered in a crate from Quartermasters.

Icon	Ingredient Name	Available From
	Flour	Foodtech machine or process from wheat.
	Sugar	Foodtech machine or process from sugarcane.
	Oatmeal	Foodtech machine.
	Human meat	Put people in the gibber.
	Monkey meat	Skewer monkeys on a spike.
	Synthetic meat	Hydroponics
	Fish Fillet	Comes in different kinds.
	Mystery meat	Raking through gibs - dubious nutritional value!
	Brain	Hydroponics, Robotics
	Butt	Hydroponics, Robotics
	Apple	Hydroponics
	Pumpkin	Hydroponics
	Watermelon	Hydroponics
	Potato	Hydroponics
	Mushroom	Hydroponics
	Tomato	Hydroponics
	Chili pepper	Hydroponics
	Egg	Kitchen
	Milk	Kitchen
	Cheese	Kitchen
	Spaghetti	Kitchen
	Peanut butter	Kitchen
	Chocolate bar	Pour Happy Elf Hot Chocolate into a fire extinguisher or spray bottle.

Ingredient Processing

The food processor is important too! With it, you can turn items into different forms, which may be more useful, or usable in recipes.

Produced Item	Recipe	Creation Method	Info
Flour
Sugar
Chocolate chips			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Dough
Sweet dough	+	In hand
x4 Cookie dough	+	In hand	Can use any cutting object, probably shouldn't be eaten raw!
Ice cream cone	+		1 second, low
Cake batter	+ +
Loaf of bread			1 second, low
Slice of bread	+	In hand
Loaf of banana bread	+ +		Peel the banana first! 1 second, low
Slice of banana bread	+	In hand
Meatball			Works with any kind of meat.
Brain meatball
Butt meatball			May make you sick.
Meat paste	/		Works with any kind of meat or fish.
Wonton wrapper	+		Three wrappers for the price of one!
Tomato sauce			Condiment - can be applied to any food.
Hot Sauce			Condiment - can be applied to any food, is as spicy as the chili it came from.
Mayonnaise			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Cream			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Custard	+
Unfinished pizza base	+	In hand
Half-finished pizza base	+	In hand
Pizza base	+	In hand
x3 Tortilla	+	In hand	Other cutting objects (scalpel, axe etc.) also work.
x6 Melon slices	+	In hand	Other cutting objects (scalpel, axe etc.) also work.
Fish fillet	+	In hand	Different kinds of fish exist.
Chips	+	In hand	Once to peel, twice to chop into chips.

Main course

This is a list of probably not remotely all of chef's dishes. Enjoy - Bork Bork Bork.

Produced Item	Recipe	Creation method	Time & Temperature	Info
Toast			6 seconds, low
Cheese on toast	+		6 seconds, low
Bacon on toast	+		6 seconds, low
Cheese sandwich	+ +		6 seconds, low
Meat sandwich	+ +		6 seconds, low
Peanut butter sandwich	+ +		6 seconds, low
Warm donk pocket	+		7 seconds, high
Bacon			6 seconds, high
/ Hotdog	+		6 seconds, low	Use a slice of bread on it to apply the bun.
Corndog	+	In hand	N/A	More filling than a regular hotdog.
Taco			6 seconds, low	Don't forget to add meat (any kind), cheese, and sauce after cooking the shell!
Burger	+		6 seconds, high	You can make normal, double or triple burger by adding one, two or three pieces of meat.
Cheeseburger	+ +		7 Seconds, high	A burger, with cheese.
Monkey cheeseburger	+ +		7 Seconds, high	Must use monkey meat specifically.
Coronator	+ + +		9 Seconds, high	Crazy-huge burger that will probably make you sick.
File:THE MONSTER.png THE MONSTER	+ + +		9 Seconds, low	You'll get sick and die.
Brainburger	+		6 seconds, high	Almost like a regular burger. Except with kuru.
Assburger	+		6 seconds, high	May cause sickness and/or kuru.
Roburger	+		6 seconds, high	Use a standard cyborg head. May cause eruptive 'borging, Beep Boop.
Dubious burger	+		6 seconds, high	Bit nastier than a regular burger.
Fishburger	+		7 seconds, high	Type of fish used doesn't matter.
Sloppy Joe	+		6 seconds, high	A rather messy burger.
Baconatrix	+		6 seconds, high
Steak			9 seconds, low	Type of meat used doesn't matter.
Fish fingers			9 seconds, low	The type of fish used is irrelevant.
Baked potato			9 seconds, high
Fries			7 seconds, low
Bacon and eggs	2x + 2x		8 seconds, high	Requires fork.
Plain spaghetti			8 seconds, high	Requires fork.
Spaghetti in sauce	+		8 seconds, high	Requires fork.
Spaghetti arrabiata	+		8 seconds, high	Spicy! Requires fork.
Spaghetti with meatballs	+		8 seconds, high	Requires fork.
Swedish meatballs	+ + 2x		6 seconds, high	Bork Bork Bork! Requires fork.
X pizza	+ X	In hand	N/A	The toppings may consist of any food item. Doesn't need to be baked.
x6 X pizza slices	+	In hand	N/A
Cookie			2 seconds, high	Can be baked with oatmeal or a candy bar for different flavors.
Waffles	+		10 seconds, low
Creamy pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Custard pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Apple pie	+		6 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Pumpkin pie	+		6 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Lemon meringue pie	+		6 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Key lime pie	+		6 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Asspie	+		8 seconds, high	Yikes! Requires spoon.
Creamy sponge cake	+		7 seconds, high
Chocolate sponge cake	+		7 seconds, high
Meat cake	+		7 seconds, high
X cake	+ X + File:IcingTube.png	+ In hand	N/A	Mix the cake batter and food item of your choice, then add icing to finish the product. Baking is not required anymore.
x10 X cake slices	+	In hand	N/A
X rangoon	+ X		N/A	Use X on wrapper, then fry.
George Melon	+	In hand	N/A	Must be sliced before eating.
x6 George Melon slices	+	In hand	N/A	Slices have a random effect on the consumer.
Mashed brains			N/A	Good brain food! Requires fork.
Meatloaf			6 seconds, high	Requires fork.
Oatmeal (random flavour)			7 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Chili con carne	+		6 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Chili con flagration	+ + 2x		6 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
File:FoodElDiablo.png El Diablo	+ + +		10 seconds, high	Warning: not for the faint of heart! Combine the con carne and flagration along with the rest of the listed ingredients. Requires spoon.

Deep Frier

Every food can be deep-fried, and the same applies to many other objects. In fact, pretty much anything you can think of besides containers and bulky items - experiment!

Microwave

Though rarely (if ever) used for anything, the microwave still has its place in the bar. Most people are aware of warm donk pockets, but there are also several other legacy recipes which might be of use to a barman or hungry Staff Assistants - a second unit can be found in crew quarters, and more may be deployed with the help of a Mechanic.

Produced Item	Recipe	Info
Donut	+
Waffles	2x + 2x
Custard pie	2x +	Peel the banana first! Requires spoon.
Burger	+	Possible types of meat: synth, monkey, human.
Brainburger	+	Only a human brain will work, not synthbrains!
Roburger	+	Recipe is limited to the standard cyborg head.
Meatball	+	Valid combination: 1x monkey + 1x human.
Warm donk pocket	+	Use a regular meatball.
Warm donk pocket	(cold)	A box of them can be found in the kitchen refrigerator. Once heated, they will stay warm for about seven minutes.

In case of an invalid or unrecognized recipe, the microwave is less forgiving than its successor. However, it's not the end of the world and both failure states can be addressed rather easily.

The microwave gets covered in muck! - Get some space cleaner. Ask the janitor or simply steal one of his spray bottles.

The microwave breaks! - Use a screwdriver on the unit, then a wrench.