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Bartending

Basic Drinks & Ingredients

should really come up with a better title for these headers
Drink Eth. Alcohol Dispenser Source? Soda Fountain Source? Still Source Juicer Source? Other Source?

Cocktail Recipes

A barman's job also isn't complete unless you know how to make people drunk off fancy recipes and how to present your creations properly. and craft an absolute myriad of cocktails, so you go beyond just serving plain ethanol.

Most of these drinks can be made just with just the dispenser, but not all of them. For drinks with coffee, it's best it get coffee from the coffee machines (the green-colored vending machines) rather than fool around with the espresso machine. Drinks with sugar need sugar from the chemical or soda dispensers, not the sugar used by the Chef. For drinks with more exotic ingredients, you may need the chem dispenser (which is usually right near the alcohol and soda dispenser) and a beaker, since the chem dispenser doesn't accept drinkware. Luckily, there's usually a large one around right on top of it, and your glass recycler can make beakers.

Different cocktails also decay into different amounts of ethanol, allowing you a little control over just how fast and how far your customers get rip-roaring drunk. Every four seconds, the drink decays into the amount of ethanol listed, times a special number. This special number, called a multiplier, is usually two, but it can change depending on server load. So, if a drink has, say, 0.3 listed for the Ethanol column, it'll decay into 0.6 units of ethanol every four seconds, give or take a bit.

Item Icon Eth. Recipe Info
Fruit wedges
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N/A OrangeV3.png / LimeV3.png / LemonV3.png / GrapefruitV2.png + KnifeV2.png Oranges, limes, and lemons can be found in fruit wedge kits from BoozeVends, while grapefruits are exclusively grown via botany.
Maraschino cherry
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N/A CherryV4.png + FoodProcessor.png
Soda Water
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N/A Carbon + Oxygen + Water A cocktail ingredient.
Cola
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N/A Soda Water + Sugar Reduces drowsiness, cools you down.
Simple Syrup
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N/A Sugar + Water heated to 180 Another cocktail ingredient.
Lemonade
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N/A Lemon juice + Sugar
Limeade
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N/A Lime juice + Sugar
Egg nog
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N/A Egg + Sugar + Milk Decays into 1.2u sugar
Chocolate milk
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N/A Chocolate + Milk
Strawberry milk
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N/A Strawberry juice + Milk
Sweet tea
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N/A Tea + Sugar
Half and Half
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N/A Sweet Tea + Lemon juice OR Sweet Tea + Lemonade OR Tea + Lemonade
Tea with honey
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N/A Tea + Honey Makes you feel relaxed.
Tea with mint
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N/A Tea + Mint
Triple Citrus
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N/A Lemon juice + Lime juice + Orange juice Heals a little bit of TOX damage.
Screwdriver
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0 .25 Vodka + Orange juice Screws/unscrews stuff when poured onto something, like the other screwdriver.
Sex on the Beach
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0 .1 Screwdriver + Cranberry juice Farts upon synthesis. Don't question it.
Vodka Gimlet
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0 .25 Vodka + Lime juice
Cosmopolitan
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0 .1 Vodka Gimlet + Cranberry juice
Bloody Mary
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0 .25 Vodka + Tomato juice
Bloody Scary
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0 .3 Vodka + Changeling blood
Vodka Martini
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0 .3 Vodka + Vermouth
Vodka Tonic
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0 .25 Vodka + Tonic water
Mind Eraser
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0 .3 Vodka Tonic + Robust Coffee
Black Russian
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0 .15 Vodka + Robust Coffee
White Russian
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0 .3 Black Russian + Milk
Espresso Martini
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0 .1 Vodka + Chocolate + Sugar + Espresso
Suicider
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1 Vodka + Cider + Epinephrine + Welding fuel Can also be extracted or distilled from omega weed.
Murdini
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1 .1 Martini + Apple juice + Suicider
Port
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0 .2 Vodka + Wine + Sugar + Iron Has a chance to teleport you at random.
Crème de Menthe
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0 .4 Vodka + Sugar + Mint
Grasshopper
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0 .2 Crème de Menthe + Vanilla + Chocolate Turns you into a roachperson for an amount of time proportionate to how long it was in your system.
Peach Schnapps
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0 .25 Vodka + Peach Juice Rarely, decays into VHFCS.
Moscow Mule
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0 .15 Vodka + Ginger Ale + Lime juice
Blue Lagoon
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0 .1 Vodka + Curacao + Lemonade
Sea Breeze
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0 .2 Vodka + Cranberry Juice + Grapefruit juice
Bilk
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N/A Beer + Milk Tries to treat suffocation by keeping LOSEBREATH and OXY at a treatable level, like a weaker version of ephedrine.
Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier
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0 .1 Beer + Nanomachines Can also be distilled from roburgers. Do not drink while operating a vehicle.
Snakebite
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0 .15 Beer + Cider
Diesel
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0 .25 Snakebite + Cranberry juice
Radler
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0 .1 Beer + Lemonade
Michelada
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0 .1 Beer + Tomato Juice + Capsaicin Doots on creation. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
BOOrbon
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0 .6 Bourbon + Ectoplasm Makes a spooky sound upon mixing.
Whiskey Sour
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0 .2 Bourbon + Lemonade
Manhattan
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0 .3 Bourbon + Vermouth + Bitters
Hunchback
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0 .1 Bourbon + Cola + Tomato juice See Chemicals.
Irish Coffee
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0 .1 Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Sugar + Milk
Old Fashioned
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0 .5 Bourbon + Bitters + Sugar + Water
Mint Julep
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0 .15 Bourbon + Sugar + Mint Cools you down a bit if you're not almost at freezing point.
Horse's Neck
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0 .5 Bourbon + Bitters + Ginger Ale Neighs on mixing
Jean Harlow
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0 .6 Rum + Vermouth
Planter's Punch
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0 .4 Rum + Lemonade
Sangria
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0 .2 Planter's Punch + Wine + Orange juice Warms you up a little bit.
Mai Tai
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0 .3 Rum + Lime juice + Orange juice
Rum and Cola
[TBA]
0 .7 Rum + Cola
Space-Cuba Libre
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0 .1 Rum and Cola + Lime juice
Daiquiri
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0 .2 Rum + Lime juice + Sugar Try adding the rum first, so you don't accidentally make limeade.
Mojito
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0 .2 Daiquiri + Mint
Piña Colada
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0 .2 Rum + Coconut milk + Pineapple juice
Blue Hawaiian
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0 .18 Rum + Coconut Milk + Curacao + Pineapple juice + Ice
OR
Piña Colada + Curacao + Ice
Gunfire
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0 .1 Tea + Rum Makes a silly sound on mixing.
Brass Monkey
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0 .3 Rum + Vodka + Orange Juice Makes a monkey scream on mixing.
Fluffy Critter
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0 .2 Rum + Lime Juice + Lemonade + Strawberry Juice Coos on creation.
Hot Buttered Rum
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0 .3 Rum + Cider + Butter Extract the butter in a reagent extractor. Is room temperature, despite its name.
Gin and Tonic
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0 .25 Gin + Tonic water
Pink Gin and Tonic
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0 .3 Gin and Tonic + Bitters
Gin and Chronic
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0 .25 Gin and Tonic + Tetrahydrocannabinol Decays into THC as well as ethanol.
Gin and Sonic
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0 .2 Gin and Tonic + Methamphetamine Juice Time. Decays into meth as well as ethanol. Reduces stuns on its own sometimes. Changes your shoes' sprite into the one for red shoes. Makes you say Sonic references.
Tom Collins
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0 .18 Gin and Tonic + Lemonade
Gin Fizz
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0 .25 Gin + Lemon juice + Water
Gimlet
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0 .25 Gin + Lime juice
Martini
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0 .3 Gin + Vermouth
Negroni
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0 .6 Martini + Bitters
Necroni
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0 .5 Negroni + Ectoplasm Makes a spooky moan upon mixing.
Nicotini
[TBA]
0 .3 Martini + Nicotine Creates some nicotine as it decays.
French 75
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0 .15 Gin + Champagne + Lemonade
Derby
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0 .4 Gin + Bitters + Mint One of many drinks with the same name.
Tequini
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0 .4 Tequila + Vermouth
Brave Bull
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0 .35 Tequila + Robust Coffee Mild stun reduction.
Prairie Fire
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0 .25 Tequila + Capsaicin Sometimes decays into capsaicin and histamine as well as ethanol.
Margarita
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0 .2 Tequila + Lime juice + Orange juice
Tequila Sunrise
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0 .22 Tequila + Orange juice + Sugar
Paloma
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0 .1 Tequila + Grapefruit juice + Lime juice
Mimosa
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0 .05 Champagne + Orange juice
Kalimixto
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0 .3 Wine + Cola
Rose
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0 .3 Vermouth + Cherry Juice + Strawberry Juice
Long Beach Iced Tea
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0 .4 Tequila + Sex on the Beach +
Rum + Gin + Lemon j.
Long Island Iced Tea
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0 .4 Tequila + Screwdriver + Rum +
Gin + Lemon j. + Cola

OR

Tequila + Screwdriver + Gin + Lemon j. + Rum and Cola
Three Mile Island Iced Tea
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0 .6 Vodka + Gin + Tequila + Cola + Curacao Makes a distinctive sound upon mixing. Not actually radioactive.
Ling Island Iced Tea
[TBA]
N/A Long Island Iced Tea + Neurotoxin When it decays, dumps some ethanol in you. The more Ling Tea there was, and the longer it was in there, the more ethanol.
Ecto Cooler
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N/A Ectoplasm + Uranium + Orange juice Decays into VHFCS and has a chance to produce strange green goop as well, which allows you to see ghosts.
Squeeze
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1 Bread (reagent) + Welding fuel Stuns and infects the consumer with food poisoning.
Expresso
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N/A Espresso + Neurotoxin Hurts your brain real bad.
Triple Triple
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N/A Triple Citrus + Triplepiss + Triple meth Clouds your screen in crazy colors, makes you urinate a lot, causes you to hallucinate and vomit citrus fruits, and much more.
Mewtini
[TBA]
N/A Cat Drugs + Mutini + Milk + Catonium Infects you with toxoplasmosis, which eventually turns you into a cat. And we mean the quadrupedal kind that you see in the Captain's Quarters, not those kind, you perv.
Honky Tonic
[TBA]
1 Tonic Water + Space Lube + Neurotoxin + Colorful Reagent A very Clown-y drink. Sometimes stuns and causes honking, occasionally makes you say something silly.
Freeze
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4 Secret! Stuns, makes you Ice Moon cold. May spontaneously freeze you into an ice statue. Neutralized by chocolate.
Dragon's Breath
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5 Secret! Stuns, sets you on fire. May spontaneously incinerate you into a lovely pile of ash. Neutralized by milk.
Grog
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5 Secret! Makes you into a pirate! Yarr! Keep away from items and faces.
Mutini
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1 Secret! Grants hella loads of mutations, then removes them all when it exits your system.
Sheltergrog
[TBA]
1 .8 Secret! Makes you a shelter-frog-person! *croak*
Sheltestgrog
[TBA]
N/A Secret! Infects you with Frog Flu, which eventually turns you into a frog! *ribbit*

Garnishing

To that end, you can add umbrellas, wedges and other doodads to a variety of fancy drinking glasses.

Bartending Devices

Dispenser

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The alcohol and soda dispensers offer a convenient way to prepare alcoholic and non-alcoholic refreshments. They have an essentially infinite supply of various drinks and operate like the machines in chemistry. That comes in handy, because many commercial products contain more than one reagent and it would otherwise be difficult to isolate specifically what you want for e. g. cake icing. And of course, they will also be useful if you decide to turn the kitchen/bar into a makeshift laboratory.

Still

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Since the introduction of said dispensers, the still has fallen a bit out of favour – but that should not discourage a creative barman, as the apparatus is a decent option to move large amount of booze and get people horribly drunk elsewhere. Opening a counter in the market for example usually attracts more customers than the bar itself, thanks to its central location. Just don't forget to bring plenty of spare glasses and bottles with you!

Icon Input Output 1 Output 2
Foodwheat.png
Wheat Beer
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Steelwheat Beer Iron
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Roburger Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier
AppleV3.png
Apple Cider
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Pear Cider
FoodHoney.png
Honey Mead
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Grapes Wine
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Green Grapes White Wine
PotatoV3.png
Potato Vodka
CornCobV2.png
Corn cob Bourbon
Rice.png
Rice sprig Rice wine
SugarcaneV2.png
Sugarcane Rum
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Sugar Rum
AsomnaBarkV2.png
Asomna Bark Tea
CatnipV2.png
Nepeta cataria Cat drugs
MintPlant.png
Mint leaf Menthol
SassafrasRootV2.png
Sassafras root Sarsaparilla
Weed.png
Cannabis leaf THC
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Rainbow Weed THC LSD
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Lifeweed THC Omnizine
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Deathweed THC Cyanide
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Omega Weed Omega cocktail of drugs. In short, fun for the whole family!

Expand for full list:

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Descuento Danito's Burritos Burrito brew! Sewage + Ethanol + Whatever chems were in the burrito.

Juice-O-Matic

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An old Cyborg tool from a time before you could click-drag things into reagent extractors. You can basically think of this as a portable reagent extractor. It's still a handy companion piece to the still, as a decent means for getting the crew highly drunk on fancy cocktails.

Icon Input Output Info
OrangeV3.png Orange Orange Juice
LemonV3.png Lemon Lemon Juice
LimeV3.png Lime Lime Juice
PineappleV2.png Pineapple Pineapple Juice
AppleV3.png Apple Apple Juice
StrawberryV2.png Strawberry Strawberry Juice
CherryV4.png Cherry Cherry Juice
TomatoV3.png Tomato Tomato Juice
MintPlant.png Mint leaf Mint
CoffeeBerriesV2.png Coffee berries Coffee
MelonV2.png Watermelon Water
EggplantV3.png Eggplant Nicotine
Tomacco.png Tomacco Nicotine
RainbowMelonV2.png Rainbow Melon George Melonium Feel lucky?
CatnipV2.png Catnip Catonium Can be made cat drugs.
ChiliPepperV2.png Chili pepper Capsaicin Spicy! Messes up your vision if it gets in your eyes and speech if in your mouth.
GhostlierChiliV3.gif Fiery chili Ghost Chili Juice Extremely spicy! Can cause vomiting and spontaneous combustion.
SlurrypodV2.png Slurrypod Toxic Slurry A poison found in slurrypods.
GlowingSlurrypodV2.gif Glowing slurrypod Glowing Slurry A highly-potent mutagen made from omega slurrypods.
DeliciousAppleV3.png Delicious apple Capulettium Fakes death somewhat.
ChillyPepperV2.png Chilly pepper Cryostylane Chilling. Very chilling.
BurningCommolPlant.png Burning commol Phlogiston Liquid fire.
GarlicV3.png Garlic Holy Water Hurts vampires.
BloodOrangeV2.png Blood Orange Changeling Blood Does interesting things when exposed to high heat.
CornCobV2.png Corn cob Corn Starch Could potentially be made into corn syrup and VHFCS.
SoybeanPodV2.png Soybean Space Soybean Oil Grease, basically.
SoylentChartreuseV2.png Soylent Chartreuse Space Soybean Oil Grease, basically.

Espresso Machine

EspressoCup.png EspressoCupRack.png EspressoMachine.png

Some people don't want just coffee, served in a regular ol' plastic cup from a regular ol' coffee machine. They want special coffee, the kind that comes with milk and other things, the kind that is served in a different plastic cup and dispensed by a machine with weird foreign names for drinks. This espresso machine is for those sorts of people. Thankfully, its operation is simple: just insert a cup from the rack nearby, choose Make espresso, and choose any of the options below. It's easy to be a Space Starbucks barista!

If the machine runs out of water, just unscrew the cap from the top with an empty hand, and click on the machine with a container full of water. Then, screw the cap back on.

Just don't expect to be making any Irish Coffee or any of the cocktails with coffee using this stuff. Again, those actually need the regular coffee from coffee machines.

Setting Description
Espresso Just 10 units of standard espresso coffee. Very different from regular coffee.
Latte A little bit of espresso, with lots of milk. Really milk with coffee at that point.
Mocha Half espresso, half milk and chocolate milk.
Cappuccino Espresso, with a good amount (6.5 units) of milk.
Americano Espresso, diluted with a good bit of water.
Decaf 10 units of espresso coffee, decaf, without the caffeine.
Flat White Espresso with a little less milk than what a cappucino would have.

Drinks

Icon Name Type Available from Info
AlcoholVendingMachine.png Booze-O-Mat N/A Bar Dispenses booze and cocktail accessories. Doesn't have any ID restrictions.
BeerKeg.png SpaceBeerNew.png Space beer Alcohol Bar
BeerBox.png HoboBeer.png Fancy beer Alcohol Bar Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains beer plus a number of random chemicals.
DrinkCider.png Cider Alcohol Bar
DrinkMead.png Mead Alcohol Bar
DrinkWine.png Wine Alcohol Bar
HoboWine2.png Hobo wine Alcohol ??? Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains wine plus a number of random chemicals.
Vodka.png Vodka Alcohol Bar
GinBottle.png Gin Alcohol Bar
TequilaNew.png Tequila Alcohol Bar
Champagne.png Champagne Alcohol Bar Hit pods, segways or other vehicles with the Harm intent to rename them.
DrinkRum.png Rum Alcohol Bar Spaced rum bottles also contain yobihodazine.
BoJackDanielNew.png Bo Jack Daniel's Alcohol Bar A real man's drink!
Stinkeye.png Stinkeye's Special Reserve Alcohol ??? A favourite of captains everywhere.
CuracaoLiqueur.png Curacao Liqueur Alcohol Alcohol Crate, Trench Contains, well, curacao, a fairly strong cocktail ingredient with unique drunktalk lines.
CristalChampagne.png Cristal Champagne Alcohol Manta Bar Contains, well, champagne. Can be used to rename vehicles in the same way as the regular version.
EggNogCarton.png Egg nog Other Bar, kitchen
DrinkMilk.png Creaca's Space Milk Other Kitchen Contains 50 units of, well, milk.
QuiltyFarmsMilk.png Quilty Farms Milk Other Kitchen As expected, contains 50 units of milk.
DrinkCola.png Space cola Soda Vendor, kitchen Normalizes tempature and decays into sugar.
RandomColas.png Fancy cola Soda Vendor Sold, confusingly, as just "space cola". Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains 20 units of cola, 10 u of VHFCS, and 10 u of a random drink, such as ginger ale or strawberry milk.
DrinkDecirprevo.png Decirprevo Bottled Water Other Vendor
DrinkRobusteez.png Robust-Eez Soda Vendor Contains methamphetamine.
DrinkGrifeo.png Grife-O Soda Vendor A little radioactive. That's because it contains space dust.
DrinkPubber.png Dr. Pubber Soda Vendor Contains morphine and haloperidol.
DrinkGrones.png Grones Soda Soda Vendor Comes in random flavours.
DrinkSpooky.png Spooky Dan's Soda Vendor Two flavours on offer. Neither are industrial runoff, nope!
DrinkOrangeaid.png Orange-Aid Soda Vendor Contains oculine.
DrinkLimeaid.png Lime-Aid Other Vendor Contains antihol.
Soft-soft-pizza-full.png Soft Soft Pizza Other Hacked Vendor Contains liquid pizza... What?
DrinkCoffee.png Robust Coffee Other Vendor Contains addictive coffee which helps against stuns.
Happy Elf Hot Chocolate.png Happy Elf Hot Chocolate Other Vendor
ChickenSoup.png Chicken Soup Other Vendor Can cure minor diseases.
WeightLossShake.png Weight-Loss Shake Other Vendor Contains lipolicide.
FoodTea.png Tea Other Vendor
DrinkCoffee.png Wired Dan's Kafe Kick Other Hacked Vendor A daily fix of drugs and poison, diluted with water. Banned by the Space FDA.
DelightfulDanGingerAle.png Delightful Dan's Ginger Ale Other GTM Contains, as expected, ginger ale.
DelightfulDanPeachyPunch.png Delightful Dan's Peachy Punch Other GTM Contains peach juice.
DrowsyDansTerrificTonic.png Drowsy Dan's Terrific Tonic Other GTM Contains 25 units of lemonade... and 25 units of ether.
2010Vintage.png 2010 Vintage Other... Courtroom Contains finely aged...piss.
Mugwort.png Mugwort tea Other Wizard's Den A bitter tea with magical protective properties. Heals wizards.
BroteinShakeDragonBalls.png Brotein Shake - Dragon Balls Other Josh, QM Trader Contains energy drink.

Coffeemakers

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Machines in various department-specific break rooms in Manta that make plain coffee. No options for extra milk or sugar or different brewing methods, but, hey, it's free coffee. To brew up some joe, simply click on the coffeemaker and choose Brew coffee. Then, click on it again and choose Remove carafe to remove the coffee container, allowing you to pour the contents into your drinking vessel of choice. Each brewing fills the carafe to 20 units. When you're done, click on the coffeemaker with the carafe in-hand to insert it back into the coffeemaker. These instructions apply to all coffeemakers, regardless of color, and you don't actually have to be a member of a specific department a coffeemaker is in to use it.

Should you lack a suitable drinking container, there is usually a rack of coffee cups nearby on a wall. Click on it to take a mug from it.

Every time the machine brews some coffee, it consumes 10 units of water from its 100 unit reservoir. To refill the coffeemaker's water, click on it with an empty hand to unscrew its cap off and then click on it with a container with water in-hand to pour the liquid in. Click on it again to screw the cap back on.