User:Studenterhue/Drinks Rearrange

Reavamp the Drinks section:
-Stage 1: Move list of drink recipes into its own section, separate into alcoholic vs non-alcoholic as basic organization
-Stage 2: Expand on garnishes
-Stage 3: Ellaborate on instructions for Dispenser, Still, etc.
-Stage 4: Create section of drink ingredients to centralize info
-Stage 5 (Potentially Controversial): Organize alcoholic cocktails into categories based on main ingredient, e.g. rum-based, beer-based.

Bartending

Basic Drinks & Ingredients

should really come up with a better title for these headers

Drink	Eth.		Alcohol Dispenser Method	Soda Fountain Method	Still Method	Juicer Method	Other Sources
Beer	0	.07	Dispense from alcohol dispenser.	N/A	Distill wheat	N/A	Find in beer bottles in Booze-O-Mat.

Drink Recipes

A Bartender's job also isn't complete unless you know how to make people drunk off fancy recipes and how to present your creations properly. To that end, you can add umbrellas, wedges and other doodads to a variety of fancy drinking glasses and craft an absolute myriad of cocktails, so you go beyond just serving plain ethanol.

Most of these drinks can be made just with just the dispenser, but not all of them. For drinks with coffee, it's best it get coffee from the coffee machines (the green-colored vending machines) rather than fool around with the espresso machine. Drinks with sugar need sugar from the chemical or soda dispensers, not the sugar used by the Chef. For drinks with more exotic ingredients, you may need the chem dispenser (which is usually right near the alcohol and soda dispenser) and a beaker, since the chem dispenser doesn't accept drinkware. Luckily, there's usually a large one around right on top of it, and your glass recycler can make beakers.

Alcoholic Cocktails

All the drinks listed below create ethanol in the drinker. It is important to note that the ethanol is created as the person metabolizes the drink (represented as the drink "decaying", or decreasing in volume, inside of them, which you can observe by taking readings of them with a reagent scanner), rather than happening on ingestion, so the effects of ethanol come gradually rather than instantaneously.

Ethanol has a variety of effects, but the gist of it is that just a little bit of ethanol (as in, less than 15 units) won't hurt you, but past that you start getting the bad effects like slurred speech and confused movement, and those only amplify with more ethanol. Once 40 units are inside you, that's when you might start suffering liver damage, and if you hit triple digits, alcohol poisoning kicks it. (Notice how the effects are based on absolute amount of ethanol in the person rather than amount per unit of blood like in real life.)

Different cocktails also decay into different amounts of ethanol, allowing you a little control over just how fast and how far your customers get rip-roaring drunk. Every four seconds, the drink decays into the amount of ethanol listed, times a special number. This special number, called a multiplier, is usually two, but it can change depending on server load. So, if a drink has, say, 0.3 listed for the Ethanol column, it'll decay into 0.6 units of ethanol every four seconds, give or take a bit.

Item	Icon	Eth.		Recipe	Info
Screwdriver		0	.25	Vodka + Orange juice	Screws/unscrews stuff when poured onto something, like the other screwdriver.
Sex on the Beach		0	.1	Screwdriver + Cranberry juice	Farts upon synthesis. Don't question it.
Vodka Gimlet		0	.25	Vodka + Lime juice
Cosmopolitan		0	.1	Vodka Gimlet + Cranberry juice
Bloody Mary		0	.25	Vodka + Tomato juice
Bloody Scary		0	.3	Vodka + Changeling blood
Vodka Martini		0	.3	Vodka + Vermouth
Vodka Tonic		0	.25	Vodka + Tonic water
Phil Collins		0	.3	Vodka Tonic + Lemonade
Mind Eraser		0	.3	Vodka Tonic + Robust Coffee
Black Russian		0	.15	Vodka + Robust Coffee OR Vodka + Espresso
White Russian		0	.3	Black Russian + Milk
Espresso Martini		0	.1	Vodka + Chocolate + Sugar + Espresso
Suicider		1		Vodka + Cider + Epinephrine + Welding fuel	Can also be extracted or distilled from omega weed.
Murdini		1	.1	Martini + Apple juice + Suicider
Port		0	.2	Vodka + Wine + Sugar + Iron	Has a chance to teleport you at random.
Crème de Menthe		0	.4	Vodka + Sugar + Mint
Grasshopper		0	.2	Crème de Menthe + Vanilla + Chocolate	Turns you into a roachperson for an amount of time proportionate to how long it was in your system.
Peach Schnapps		0	.25	Vodka + Peach Juice	Rarely, decays into VHFCS.
Moscow Mule		0	.15	Vodka + Ginger Ale + Lime juice
Blue Lagoon		0	.1	Vodka + Curacao + Lemonade
Sea Breeze		0	.2	Vodka + Cranberry Juice + Grapefruit juice
Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier		0	.1	Beer + Nanomachines	Can also be distilled from roburgers. Do not drink while operating a vehicle.
Snakebite		0	.15	Beer + Cider
Diesel		0	.25	Snakebite + Cranberry juice
Radler		0	.1	Beer + Lemonade
Michelada		0	.1	Beer + Tomato Juice + Capsaicin	Doots on creation. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
BOOrbon		0	.6	Bourbon + Ectoplasm	Makes a spooky sound upon mixing.
Whiskey Sour		0	.2	Bourbon + Lemonade
Manhattan		0	.3	Bourbon + Vermouth + Bitters
Hunchback		0	.1	Bourbon + Cola + Tomato juice	See Chemicals.
Duck Fart	^[TBA]	0	.6	Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Milk
Irish Coffee		0	.1	Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Sugar + Milk	Try putting in sugar first so you don't accidentally make Duck Fart.
Old Fashioned		0	.5	Bourbon + Bitters + Sugar + Water
Mint Julep		0	.15	Bourbon + Sugar + Mint	Cools you down a bit if you're not almost at freezing point.
Horse's Neck		0	.5	Bourbon + Bitters + Ginger Ale	Neighs on mixing
Hot Toddy	^[TBA]	0	.4	Bourbon + Sweet Tea + Lemon Juice	Does not need heating.
Jean Harlow		0	.6	Rum + Vermouth
Planter's Punch		0	.4	Rum + Lemonade
Sangria		0	.2	Planter's Punch + Wine + Orange juice	Warms you up a little bit.
Mai Tai		0	.3	Rum + Lime juice + Orange juice
Rum and Cola	^[TBA]	0	.7	Rum + Cola
Space-Cuba Libre		0	.1	Rum and Cola + Lime juice
Daiquiri		0	.2	Rum + Lime juice + Sugar	Try adding the rum first, so you don't accidentally make limeade.
Mojito		0	.2	Daiquiri + Mint
Pineapple Caipirinha		0	.25	Vodka (2) + Pineapple Juice (2) + Ice + Sugar
Piña Colada		0	.2	Rum + Coconut milk + Pineapple juice
Blue Hawaiian		0	.18	Rum + Coconut Milk + Curacao + Pineapple juice + Ice OR Piña Colada + Curacao + Ice
Gunfire		0	.1	Tea + Rum	Makes a silly sound on mixing.
Brass Monkey		0	.3	Rum + Vodka + Orange Juice	Makes a monkey scream on mixing.
Fluffy Critter		0	.2	Rum + Lime Juice + Lemonade + Strawberry Juice	Coos on creation.
Hot Buttered Rum		0	.3	Rum + Cider + Butter	Extract the butter in a reagent extractor. Is room temperature, despite its name.
Spiced Rum	^[TBA]	0	.6	Rum + Capsaicin	Surprisingly not spicy. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
Gin and Tonic		0	.25	Gin + Tonic water
Pink Gin and Tonic		0	.3	Gin and Tonic + Bitters
Gin and Chronic		0	.25	Gin and Tonic + Tetrahydrocannabinol	Decays into THC as well as ethanol.
Gin and Sonic		0	.2	Gin and Tonic + Methamphetamine	Juice Time. Decays into meth as well as ethanol. Reduces stuns on its own sometimes. Changes your shoes' sprite into the one for red shoes. Makes you say Sonic references.
Tom Collins		0	.18	Gin and Tonic + Lemonade
Gin Fizz		0	.25	Gin + Lemon juice + Water
Gimlet		0	.25	Gin + Lime juice
Martini		0	.3	Gin + Vermouth
Negroni		0	.6	Martini + Bitters
Necroni		0	.5	Negroni + Ectoplasm	Makes a spooky moan upon mixing.
Nicotini	^[TBA]	0	.3	Martini + Nicotine	Creates some nicotine as it decays.
French 75		0	.15	Gin + Champagne + Lemonade
Derby		0	.4	Gin + Bitters + Mint	One of many drinks with the same name.
Bee's Knees	^[TBA]	0	.3	Gin + Lemon Juice + Honey
Tequini		0	.4	Tequila + Vermouth
Brave Bull		0	.35	Tequila + Robust Coffee	Mild stun reduction.
Prairie Fire		0	.25	Tequila + Capsaicin	Sometimes decays into capsaicin and histamine as well as ethanol.
Margarita		0	.2	Tequila + Lime juice + Orange juice
Tequila Sunrise		0	.22	Tequila + Orange juice + Sugar
Paloma		0	.1	Tequila + Grapefruit juice + Lime juice
Mimosa		0	.05	Champagne + Orange juice
Kalimixto		0	.3	Wine + Cola
Rose		0	.3	Vermouth + Cherry Juice + Strawberry Juice
Long Beach Iced Tea		0	.4	Tequila + Sex on the Beach + Rum + Gin + Lemon j.
Long Island Iced Tea		0	.4	Tequila + Screwdriver + Rum + Gin + Lemon j. + Cola OR Tequila + Screwdriver + Gin + Lemon j. + Rum and Cola
Three Mile Island Iced Tea		0	.6	Vodka + Gin + Tequila + Cola + Curacao	Makes a distinctive sound upon mixing. Not actually radioactive.
Ling Island Iced Tea	^[TBA]	N/A		Long Island Iced Tea + Neurotoxin	When it decays, dumps some ethanol in you. The more Ling Tea there was, and the longer it was in there, the more ethanol.
Squeeze		1		Bread (reagent) + Welding fuel	Stuns and infects the consumer with food poisoning.
Honky Tonic		1		Tonic Water + Space Lube + Neurotoxin + Colorful Reagent	A very Clown-y drink. Sometimes stuns and causes honking, occasionally makes you say something silly.
Freeze		4		Secret!	Stuns, makes you Ice Moon cold. May spontaneously freeze you into an ice statue. Neutralized by chocolate.
Dragon's Breath		5		Secret!	Stuns, sets you on fire. May spontaneously incinerate you into a lovely pile of ash. Neutralized by milk.
Grog		5		Secret!	Makes you into a pirate! Yarr! Keep away from items and faces.
Mutini		1		Secret!	Grants hella loads of mutations, then removes them all when it exits your system.
Sheltergrog	^[TBA]	1	.8	Secret!	Makes you a shelter-frog-person! croak
Bombini	^[TBA]	0	.3	Secret!	Excessive consumption may result in a stinging sensation.

Non-Alcoholic Drinks

For teetotalism advocates and those that might be watching out for their liver after having one too many Bo Jack Daniels. These drinks don't give you any ethanol. Some of these can still hurt you anyways despite that, though some do help you.

Item	Icon	Recipe	Info
Fruit wedges		/ / / +	Oranges, limes, and lemons can be found in fruit wedge kits from BoozeVends, while grapefruits are exclusively grown via botany.
Maraschino cherry		+
Soda Water		Carbon + Oxygen + Water	A cocktail ingredient.
Cola		Soda Water + Sugar	Reduces drowsiness, cools you down.
Simple Syrup		Sugar + Water heated to 180	Another cocktail ingredient.
Lemonade		Lemon juice (3) + Sugar (1)
Pink Lemonade		Lemonade + Grenadine
Limeade		Lime juice + Sugar
Egg nog		Egg + Sugar + Milk	Decays into 1.2u sugar
Chocolate milk		Chocolate + Milk
Strawberry milk		Strawberry juice + Milk
Sweet tea		Tea + Sugar
Half and Half		Sweet Tea + Lemon juice OR Sweet Tea + Lemonade OR Tea + Lemonade
Bilk		Beer + Milk	Despite being made from beer, this drink doesn't give any ethanol. Tries to treat suffocation by keeping LOSEBREATH and OXY at a treatable level, like a weaker version of ephedrine.
Tea with honey		Tea + Honey	Makes you feel relaxed.
Tea with mint		Tea + Mint
Triple Citrus		Lemon juice + Lime juice + Orange juice	Heals a little bit of TOX damage.
Expresso		Espresso + Neurotoxin	Hurts your brain real bad.
Triple Triple		Triple Citrus + Triplepiss + Triple meth	Clouds your screen in crazy colors, makes you urinate a lot, causes you to hallucinate and vomit citrus fruits, and much more.
Ecto Cooler		Ectoplasm + Uranium + Orange juice	Decays into VHFCS and has a chance to produce strange green goop as well, which allows you to see ghosts.
Mewtini	^[TBA]	Cat Drugs + Mutini + Milk + Catonium	Infects you with toxoplasmosis, which eventually turns you into a cat. And we mean the quadrupedal kind that you see in the Captain's Quarters, not those kind.
Sheltestgrog	^[TBA]	Secret!	Infects you with Frog Flu, which eventually turns you into a frog! ribbit

Garnishing

To that end, you can add umbrellas, wedges and other doodads to a variety of fancy drinking glasses.

Bartending Devices

Dispenser

The alcohol and soda dispensers offer a convenient way to prepare alcoholic and non-alcoholic refreshments. They have an essentially infinite supply of various drinks and operate like the machines in chemistry. That comes in handy, because many commercial products contain more than one reagent and it would otherwise be difficult to isolate specifically what you want for e. g. cake icing. And of course, they will also be useful if you decide to turn the kitchen/bar into a makeshift laboratory.

Still

Since the introduction of said dispensers, the still has fallen a bit out of favour – but that should not discourage a creative barman, as the apparatus is a decent option to move large amount of booze and get people horribly drunk elsewhere. Opening a counter in the market for example usually attracts more customers than the bar itself, thanks to its central location. Just don't forget to bring plenty of spare glasses and bottles with you!

Input	Output 1	Output 2
Wheat	Beer
Steelwheat	Beer	Iron
Roburger	Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier
Apple	Cider
Pear	Cider
Honey	Mead
Grapes	Wine
Green Grapes	White Wine
Potato	Vodka
Corn cob	Bourbon
Rice sprig	Rice wine
Sugarcane	Rum
Sugar	Rum
Asomna Bark	Tea
Nepeta cataria	Cat drugs
Mint leaf	Menthol
Sassafras root	Sarsaparilla
Cannabis leaf	THC
Rainbow Weed	THC	LSD
Lifeweed	THC	Omnizine
Deathweed	THC	Cyanide
Omega Weed	Omega cocktail of drugs. In short, fun for the whole family! Expand for full list: Omega Weed Output Atropine Bath salts Capsaicin Cat drugs Crank Ectoplasm Hairgrownium Haloperidol Histamine Itching powder Krokodil Lithium LSD Methamphetamine Mercury Psilocybin Space drugs Suicider THC
Descuento Danito's Burritos	Burrito brew! Sewage + Ethanol + Whatever chems were in the burrito.

Juice-O-Matic

An old Cyborg tool from a time before you could click-drag things into reagent extractors. You can basically think of this as a portable reagent extractor. It's still a handy companion piece to the still, as a decent means for getting the crew highly drunk on fancy cocktails.

Input	Output	Info
Orange	Orange Juice
Lemon	Lemon Juice
Lime	Lime Juice
Pineapple	Pineapple Juice
Apple	Apple Juice
Strawberry	Strawberry Juice
Cherry	Cherry Juice
Tomato	Tomato Juice
Mint leaf	Mint
Coffee berries	Coffee
Watermelon	Water
Eggplant	Nicotine
Tomacco	Nicotine
Rainbow Melon	George Melonium	Feel lucky?
Catnip	Catonium	Can be made cat drugs.
Chili pepper	Capsaicin	Spicy! Messes up your vision if it gets in your eyes and speech if in your mouth.
Fiery chili	Ghost Chili Juice	Extremely spicy! Can cause vomiting and spontaneous combustion.
Slurrypod	Toxic Slurry	A poison found in slurrypods.
Glowing slurrypod	Glowing Slurry	A highly-potent mutagen made from omega slurrypods.
Delicious apple	Capulettium	Fakes death somewhat.
Chilly pepper	Cryostylane	Chilling. Very chilling.
Burning commol	Phlogiston	Liquid fire.
Garlic	Holy Water	Hurts vampires.
Blood Orange	Changeling Blood	Does interesting things when exposed to high heat.
Corn cob	Corn Starch	Could potentially be made into corn syrup and VHFCS.
Soybean	Space Soybean Oil	Grease, basically.
Soylent Chartreuse	Space Soybean Oil	Grease, basically.

Espresso Machine

Some people don't want just coffee, served in a regular ol' plastic cup from a regular ol' coffee machine. They want special coffee, the kind that comes with milk and other things, the kind that is served in a different plastic cup and dispensed by a machine with weird foreign names for drinks. This espresso machine is for those sorts of people. Thankfully, its operation is simple: just insert a cup from the rack nearby, choose Make espresso, and choose any of the options below. It's easy to be a Space Starbucks barista!

If the machine runs out of water, just unscrew the cap from the top with an empty hand, and click on the machine with a container full of water. Then, screw the cap back on.

Just don't expect to be making any Irish Coffee or any of the cocktails with coffee using this stuff. Again, those actually need the regular coffee from coffee machines.

Setting	Description
Espresso	Just 10 units of standard espresso coffee. Very different from regular coffee.
Latte	A little bit of espresso, with lots of milk. Really milk with coffee at that point.
Mocha	Half espresso, half milk and chocolate milk.
Cappuccino	Espresso, with a good amount (6.5 units) of milk.
Americano	Espresso, diluted with a good bit of water.
Decaf	10 units of espresso coffee, decaf, without the caffeine.
Flat White	Espresso with a little less milk than what a cappucino would have.

Drinks

Name	Type	Available from	Info
Booze-O-Mat	N/A	Bar	Dispenses booze and cocktail accessories. Doesn't have any ID restrictions.
Space beer	Alcohol	Bar
Fancy beer	Alcohol	Bar	Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains beer plus a number of random chemicals.
Cider	Alcohol	Bar
Mead	Alcohol	Bar
Wine	Alcohol	Bar
Hobo wine	Alcohol	???	Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains wine plus a number of random chemicals.
Vodka	Alcohol	Bar
Gin	Alcohol	Bar
Tequila	Alcohol	Bar
Champagne	Alcohol	Bar	Hit pods, segways or other vehicles with the Harm intent to rename them.
Rum	Alcohol	Bar	Spaced rum bottles also contain yobihodazine.
Bo Jack Daniel's	Alcohol	Bar	A real man's drink!
Stinkeye's Special Reserve	Alcohol	???	A favourite of captains everywhere.
Curacao Liqueur	Alcohol	Alcohol Crate, Trench	Contains, well, curacao, a fairly strong cocktail ingredient with unique drunktalk lines.
Cristal Champagne	Alcohol	Manta Bar	Contains, well, champagne. Can be used to rename vehicles in the same way as the regular version.
Egg nog	Other	Bar, kitchen
Creaca's Space Milk	Other	Kitchen	Contains 50 units of, well, milk.
Quilty Farms Milk	Other	Kitchen	As expected, contains 50 units of milk.
Space cola	Soda	Vendor, kitchen	Normalizes tempature and decays into sugar.
Fancy cola	Soda	Vendor	Sold, confusingly, as just "space cola". Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains 20 units of cola, 10 u of VHFCS, and 10 u of a random drink, such as ginger ale or strawberry milk.
Decirprevo Bottled Water	Other	Vendor
Robust-Eez	Soda	Vendor	Contains methamphetamine.
Grife-O	Soda	Vendor	A little radioactive. That's because it contains space dust.
Dr. Pubber	Soda	Vendor	Contains morphine and haloperidol.
Grones Soda	Soda	Vendor	Comes in random flavours.
Spooky Dan's	Soda	Vendor	Two flavours on offer. Neither are industrial runoff, nope!
Orange-Aid	Soda	Vendor	Contains oculine.
Lime-Aid	Other	Vendor	Contains antihol.
Soft Soft Pizza	Other	Hacked Vendor	Contains liquid pizza... What?
Robust Coffee	Other	Vendor	Contains addictive coffee which helps against stuns.
Happy Elf Hot Chocolate	Other	Vendor
Chicken Soup	Other	Vendor	Can cure minor diseases.
Weight-Loss Shake	Other	Vendor	Contains lipolicide.
Tea	Other	Vendor
Wired Dan's Kafe Kick	Other	Hacked Vendor	A daily fix of drugs and poison, diluted with water. Banned by the Space FDA.
Delightful Dan's Ginger Ale	Other	GTM	Contains, as expected, ginger ale.
Delightful Dan's Peachy Punch	Other	GTM	Contains peach juice.
Drowsy Dan's Terrific Tonic	Other	GTM	Contains 25 units of lemonade... and 25 units of ether.
2010 Vintage	Other...	Courtroom	Contains finely aged...piss.
Mugwort tea	Other	Wizard's Den	A bitter tea with magical protective properties. Heals wizards.
Brotein Shake - Dragon Balls	Other	Josh, QM Trader	Contains energy drink.

Coffeemakers

Machines in various department-specific break rooms in Manta that make plain coffee. No options for extra milk or sugar or different brewing methods, but, hey, it's free coffee. To brew up some joe, simply click on the coffeemaker and choose Brew coffee. Then, click on it again and choose Remove carafe to remove the coffee container, allowing you to pour the contents into your drinking vessel of choice. Each brewing fills the carafe to 20 units. When you're done, click on the coffeemaker with the carafe in-hand to insert it back into the coffeemaker. These instructions apply to all coffeemakers, regardless of color, and you don't actually have to be a member of a specific department a coffeemaker is in to use it.

Should you lack a suitable drinking container, there is usually a rack of coffee cups nearby on a wall. Click on it to take a mug from it.

Every time the machine brews some coffee, it consumes 10 units of water from its 100 unit reservoir. To refill the coffeemaker's water, click on it with an empty hand to unscrew its cap off and then click on it with a container with water in-hand to pour the liquid in. Click on it again to screw the cap back on.