Hats

"Don't do anything except look nice", I would rather say, look stylish as hell!.

Appearance	Name	Type	Style Score	Info
	Tophat	Classic	+3	The barman has a Monopoly on Tophats
	Detective hat	Classic	+3	A hat fit for a man down on his luck and all out of time on a station full of assholes -- *monologue
	Captain hat	Military	+3	Everyone knows the wearer of this hat is the true captain of the station.
	Chef's hat	Uniform	+2	What kind of chef doesn't have a big white hat? A bad one. With awful food.
	Mailman hat	Uniform	+3	Any true deliveryman needs one to show off how important their package is.
	Formal turban	Religious	+2	This is a Sikh turban, you mouth-breathers. Wear the other one if you're going to make Allahu Ackbar jokes.
File:Rabi hat.png	Rabi hat	Religious	+4	Useful if you're going to barge into the kitchen and tell the Chef to stop making Bacon Cakes.
File:Turban.png	Turban	Religious	+3	Be sure to stress how important the hajj is to all Staff Assistants you pass.
	Welding mask	Utilitarian	+1	Health and security approved.
	Hard hat	Utilitarian	-1	What kind of geek would wear a flashlight on his head?
	Helmet	Military	-3	Number one cause of helmet hair.
	Cakehat	Religious	+∞	It can also be worn unlit (), but what jackass would like doing that?!
	Plunger	Tool	-2	It'sa me! Assistant!
	Paper hat	Tool	-∞	Made from folding a paper sheet ()
	Biohood	Tool	-4	Scientifically engineered to say kick me.
	Spacehelmet	Tool	+1	It's a dewy eyed helmet. A nice person must be inside.
	Red spacehelmet	Military	+2	It's a frowning helmet, so people know you mean business.
	Butt	Body part	+0.5	The roboticist will be of great help for your style.
	Pumpkin	Plant	+5	Wait, is that a pumpkin?
File:Blue wizard hat.png	Blue Wizard hat	Uniform	Magical	Classic magic.

Notice: Robuddies can also wear many types of hats.

Instructional Video

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All About Hats : How to Wear a Black Beret
A black beret is the ultimate in timeless fashion accessories. Learn how to wear a beret with the help of a fashion expert in this free video ... (1:20)
by ehowbeauty

Supplementary Videos

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HATS
a show about HATS! (2:27)
by gradualreport

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Just One More Hat
Finally it's done. (3:26)
by burningfajitasalt

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Llamas with Hats
All the fun of llamas, but with the added comfort of hats! (1:19)
by SecretAgentBob on Feb 19, 2009