Ass Jam Changelog

This is for features enabled only on Ass Jam. For features of the main game enabled on both Ass Jam and other days, check out Changelog

2020 - Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2019 - Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec

September 2020

Saturday, September 12th, 2020

Minor Changes

[https://github.com/goonstation/goonstation/pull/ Sartorius7 updated

🍑#2163>

• Two new assday items, screaming shoes and farting flipflops, adminspawn.

Thursday, September 10th, 2020

pali updated

• Temporary hotspots (e.g. from welderbombs, fireballs, shitty grills...) now more consistently affect atmos temperature. Let's test it out.

Tuesday, September 8th, 2020

pali updated

• Burning items now release their contents as smoke. Bring back infinicheese 2020.

August 2020

Wednesday, August 26th, 2020

[https://github.com/goonstation/goonstation/pull/1962 pali updated

🍑#1962>

• Red cross symbols violated the Geneva Convention. They were replaced by a more appropriate medbay symbol.

July 2020

Sunday, July 5th, 2020

Kubius updated: (ass-jam 🍑, mapping 🗺) #1357

• The Bellerophon Fleet has a new vessel.

June 2020

Friday, June 12th, 2020

Comradef191 updated: (ass-jam 🍑, mapping 🗺) #686

• Various Changes & Upgrades to Cogmap1, View Minor Changes for full list of Changes

Minor Changes

Kubius updated: (ass-jam 🍑, feature 🆕) #1040

• Assjam mode vote has received weighted abstain - it's now much easier for the vote to succeed if people aren't actively objecting.

Comradef191 updated: (ass-jam 🍑, mapping 🗺) #686

• "Upgraded" the Engine
• "Upgraded" the Bridge
• "Upgraded" Cargo
• "Upgraded" Mining-Now the Magnet is only in z3
• Brought back the AI Satellite
• Removed Research
• Removed Pathology (Maybe...)
• Shrunk the Market

Monday, June 8th, 2020

Kubius updated: (ass-jam 🍑, mapping 🗺) #938

• New assjam map: Icarus! Vaguely triangular, singularity-driven, nominally a cruise liner.

May 2020

Wednesday, May 20th, 2020

Mithsaxel updated: (ass-jam 🍑, enhancement 🆕, sprites 🎨) #713

• Adds Crabgun, a traitor weapon which can turn people into crabs.

Wednesday, May 13th, 2020

TrustworthyFella updated: (ass-jam 🍑, enhancement 🆕) #661

• Gave the captain a 5% chance to be Tommy Wiseau
• Brought back podseeker gibbing
• Removed HoS whitelist
• Made HoS a priority job
• Replaced the Ammotech with a Kinetitech, which is filled with lethals and stuff security can't actually use.
• Made the ratio of nuke ops to crew 1:2 rather than 1:4, and raised the maximum number of nuke ops to 30.
• Adds 300 latejoin meatcube slots, which are able to be traitors.

pali updated: (enhancement 🆕) #676

• Ass day classic vote now appears in the Status tab (just like map votes).

pali updated

• The ass arena is now a bit brighter
• Dropping the ass relic now stops the respawn
• Joining the arena now has a 2 minute cooldown (since you last joined)
• The relic slows you down a bit

Minor Changes

pali updated: (feature 🍑) #680

• Mr. Rathen is immortal.

TrustworthyFella updated: (ass-jam 🍑, enhancement 🆕) #661

• Meatcubes are announced when they join, like heads of staff are.
• Lets Heads of Security change their name when they spawn

TrustworthyFella updated: (ass-jam 🍑, balance ⚖) #685

• Changed nukie to crew ratio on ass jam from 1:2 to 1:3

Tuesday, May 12th, 2020

RichardGere updated: (ass-jam 🍑, enhancement 🆕) #665

• ASS JAM: Added a third emag stage to securitrons

Minor Changes

Tarmunora updated: (ass-jam 🍑) #541

• ASS_JAM: experimental change to newsmoke spreading

Friday, May 8th, 2020

Minor Changes

Tarmunora updated: (ass-jam 🍑) #605

• ASS JAM: Changed pulse to pullse

April 2020

Tuesday, April 28th, 2020

Fosstar updated: (ass-jam 🍑, balance ⚖, mapping 🗺) #450

• Modernized and fixed up Donut 2 a bunch. The map is available during Ass Jam!

Monday, April 13th, 2020

ASS_JAM updated

• Hello It is ASS_JAM. Please remember, you must not grief on ASS_JAM as a non-antag. Just play as usual. The entertainment this month is brought to you by:
• Pali - AIs have a 5% chance to start with legs, HoS locker contains The Loose Cannon, trinket pool is unrestricted (all items), 25% chance for the game to pick a mutation at roundstart and give it to everyone - and much more
• Moonlol - New wizard spell: Timestop. "This very handy dandy feature surely wont cause any runtimes"
• Polivilas - Disables zipgun, adds a slamgun. "I will pay out 100k spacebux for better sprites - contact 2027#2027 on discord for more details."
• Kubius - 2 new maps: Fleet and Kondaru. Do they compile? A mystery!!
• Warcrimes - Updated reskinned Trunkmap, a couple tweaks here and there. Also enabled voting for most of the maps in the codebase.
• UrsulaMajor - Updated Density, map smol.

Sunday, April 12th, 2020

Goonstation Administration Team updated

• Hello, we're changing ass day! Griefing is no longer allowed and we're adding a bunch of small fun changes. Click here for more details.

Sunday, April 5th, 2020

pali updated

• Nukies on ass day can now get much wilder target locations.

November 2019

Wednesday, November 13th, 2019

Firebarrage and Hyrdofloric updated

• A new Ass Day event: The Ass Day Arena!
• Travel there with your ghost ability buttons, just like the afterlife bar
• In the arena is a special artifact. If you pick it up and dont let anyone else pick it up for 30 seconds you will respawn!

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