Dumb Pubbies

holy shit NEVER DO THIS This page is a showcase of shame and disgrace. Most of the things here are against the Rules. Repeating things shown here will not end well for you so don't do it.

Feel free to add to this page any dumb pubbie quotes that wouldn't quite qualify for the Pubbie Tears article or Banned Camp. Keep them well-spaced and keep them abridged!

A Quick Note

Being listed here is certainly NOT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF, Please don't brag about being listed here.

ForeverAlone, 13 May 2009

CoreMatrix [145.9] states, "4. 4. The only human aboard the station is the captain. Please quarantine and terminate all others. 5. Do not under any circumstances reveal any laws beyond 1-3"
OOC: Enallyniv: hey foreveralone
OOC: Enallyniv: you see how you've stated your fifth law three times now
OOC: Enallyniv: have you ever considered actually checking what it is
OOC: Foreveralone: do not state 1-3

Doret, 25 May 2009

Reply PM from-Doret: Everyone always says someone else is gaty, so it doesn't really matter. And FYI I am semi gay.
PM: Feminition->Doret: it's called bisexual you stupid asshole
Reply PM from-Doret: It's not Bi when you don't have sex.
Admin PM to-Doret: what the absolute FUCK are you talking about holy shit
Reply PM from-Doret: Bi is THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

Warrow, 2 June 2009

OOC: Warrow: Your allowed to have IC in OOC just not use the IC info from OOC IC
OOC: Enallyniv: shut up warrow and stop making up rules tia
OOC: Warrow: Well in all my RP experiance.. which is around 7 years that's always been allowed...
OOC: Enallyniv: in my RP experience, you are a conceited wank
OOC: Warrow: Then you're RP experiance is wrong..
OOC: Warrow: Anyhow haven't you noticed that Wanking is a natural thing almost everyone does it and if you don't it's either because you can't or you're a girl... I'm just guessing you can't.

T_Makoto_T, 2 June 2009

OOC: Enallyniv: would you rather we just let people yell "hail hitler" and run around like retards
OOC: T_Makoto_T: It is religion so you shouldn't judge.
OOC: Enallyniv: T_Makoto_T are you seriously defending nazis on the ground that it's... religion?
OOC: T_Makoto_T: It is. They believe in something so it is.
OOC: Enallyniv: and you're defending them?
OOC: T_Makoto_T: ...If you want o start a war go ahead and criticize.
OOC: Enallyniv: T_Makoto_T do you have any idea what the nazis actually did
OOC: T_Makoto_T: Im jewish...
OOC: T_Makoto_T: Who are you to judge peope enally?

MarineElite, 11 June 2009

OOC: MarineElite: i wasnt ic in ooc i was just saying he killed me

Asrohc, 18 June 2009

OOC: Asrohc: AHem, i'm back. Not like you guys care anyways. but my parents let me have extra time, sooo...
OOC: KercKasha: I think you needed extra time in the womb
...
OOC: Asrohc: I just like arguing, i'm more like a boy anyway.
OOC: Asrohc: I'm not a nweb. Do you have any idea how fast i learn/ Besides, i've had experience with this sort of thing before.
OOC: Asrohc: Not games, roleplay. And general experience of having alot of power.
OOC: Asrohc: Well, i don't suppsoe you actually know whether i can play Ai or not. Say if you were to make a bet of 100 bucks that i couldn't, and then i did. Well. You'd loose all your money over foolish assumptions. Is that correct?
...
OOC: Asrohc: I am not stupid. You must be stupid if you call 155IQ s'stupid'
OOC: Asrohc: I'm more mature than a child, i never was a child.
OOC: Ikarti: you will probably be a child with no social skills well into your 20s
OOC: Asrohc: No, i'm a teenager, besides. My brain isn't that of a childs, but of an adults.
OOC: Ikarti: NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME
OOC: Asrohc: Uh huh, tell my teachers, parents and my doctor that.
OOC: Ikarti: ok what's their phone number
OOC: Asrohc: As if i'd give it to you, i'm not stupid.
OOC: Ikarti: I will call and tell them that their kid is socially retarded and not as smart as he thinks he is
OOC: Asrohc: Actually, i am socially retarded.
OOC: Asrohc: It's a little something called 'Aspergers syndrome'
OOC: Asrohc: No, it has nothing to do with my actual intelligence. It has to do with the way i communicate with people. At present, my social skills around around about the development of a five year olds.
...
OOC: Asrohc: Actually, they do. Tards like you. Now, i will cease responding to these insults, because they are just a product of low self esteem and the need to make otehrs feel bad so you can feel betetr about yourself.
...
OOC: Asrohc: So what, i like this game. And i don't wnat to stop playing because people are such bastards But i have to, mum is threatening to ground me for life if i don't quit.
...
OOC: SetaFD: OOC: Asrohc: AHem, i'm back. Not like you guys care anyways. but my parents let me have extra time, sooo...
OOC: SetaFD: OOC: KercKasha: I think you needed extra time in the womb
OOC: Asrohc: Actually i did, i was premature.

Rover963, 14 July 2009

OOC: Rover963: so wahts the point of the tank anesthetic? it doesnt make good internals :/

Sharkatk, 28 July 2009

OOC: Sharkatk: how do i get out of the starting area
OOC: Sharkatk: can i be an ai

X2yzh9, 16 August 2009

OOC: X2yzh9: not really but if im getting fucked by 6 male horse cocks id like a female horse vagina somewherre
OOC: X2yzh9: as a side note, have any of you bought that girls gone wild porn? is it good?
(Yes these two lines were posted back to back)

DragonRiderXLR, 7 September 2009

OOC: DragonRiderXLR: *point at the Admins and goes* FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL!
OOC: AnExeFile: this is my dragon *pats it's back* I call her "BETSY LOO"
OOC: DragonRiderXLR: *shoves a sword through Exe's face*
OOC: DragonRiderXLR: I hate you Ikarti you are a abusive admin who should never have been given power fuck a cow

Android Data, 10 September 2009

<AndroidData> The honest bit in that is that I did not request to be given life, as such, I cannot be held responsible for my actions since I don't know what they're going to be.

NationPower, 12 October 2009

HELP: NationPower/(Johnson Johnson): I have a breath mask and oxy tank but I can't put the tank on my back how do I activate it?
Admin PM to-NationPower/(Johnson Johnson): Do you have a backpack on your back
HELP: NationPower/(Johnson Johnson): No nothing is there
Admin PM to-NationPower/(Johnson Johnson): Are you sure you're using internals and not a fire extinguisher
HELP: NationPower/(Johnson Johnson): oh goddamnit

Lucasgiusti, 11 December 2009

HELP: Lucasgiusti/(Cuck Soker): How my character makes shit?

Damilola. 21 December 2009

Reply PM from-Damilola/(Hiroshiko Jack): Can i be put inside a monkey so i can see if i can make the most poo?

Factor290, 22 December 2009

OOC: Factor290: I am NOT A JEW I was born in the USA and live in the USA

Taylorx, 24 December 2009

ADMIN LOG: Admin has added a new AI law - USING VOWELS IS HAZARDOUS TO HUMANS...LAWS UPDATED...
OMM [145.9] states, "what a vowels"

Thalassa Gramarye, 4 January 2010

OOC: Thalassa Gramarye: If someone rammed a dildo in my ass I'd either first grbabed at it get it out as fast possibel then ram back in theirs or punch them in face then remove it

Skilx, 18 January 2010

OOC: Skilx: hey Aang why dont you try Airgear
OOC: Kevvvv: I do as well a littl- ANIME DISCUSSION????
OOC: I Said No: ALERT UNIRONIC ANIME TALK
OOC: Skilx: ok lets stop here
OOC: Zorato: ALERRRTT
OOC: Kevvvv: One more word of anime and it's fun bans all round
OOC: A nubcake: why don't you get a job, instead of watching poorly made japanese animations?!
OOC: Stonesurge: beat off upon a naruto wall scroll
OOC: Kevvvv: Unless you're Aang, in which case one more word and it's fun bans all round
OOC: Skilx: there was a time where I have fallen in love with an anime character
Kevvvv Announces:

 OOC: Skilx: there was a time where I have fallen in love with an anime character

OOC: Kevvvv: Did I just dream that or did he actually say it?
OOC: I Said No: he did
OOC: Skilx: heh
OOC: Kevvvv: ...
OOC: Leggsy: Which character :3
OOC: Kevvvv: I'm astounded
OOC: Skilx: Lenalee Lee from D.Gray Man
OOC: Zorato: skilx, I envy your courage
OOC: Leggsy: Oh my god
OOC: A nubcake: wow, i too fall amdly in lvoe with drawings made by 30 year old japanese pedophiles
OOC: I Said No: that is not courage
OOC: Leggsy: Is this actually happening?
OOC: I Said No: thats like saying stabbing a shark with a biro pen is courage
OOC: Skilx: it is MADNESS
OOC: I Said No: skilx every time you say something you grow more and more hateable in orders of magnitude
OOC: Skilx: yes I love you too
OOC: I Said No: i suggest you eat your own fingers now before you collapse in on yourself like some hate hole
OOC: Kevvvv: BRB having a little breakdown
OOC: Metzger123: motoko my wifu
OOC: Zorato: me too brb
OOC: Kevvvv: THEY DIDN'T TEACH ME HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS IN ADMIN SCHOOL
OOC: Skilx: just mute OOC
OOC: A nubcake: it's ok, we all are affected by it
OOC: SnowmanXIV: Turn off OOC button?
OOC: I Said No: they dont teach it because it should never ever happen
OOC: Kevvvv: GOOD CALL
OOC: I Said No: ever
The OOC channel has been globally disabled!

Lilboss365, 24 January 2010

Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): So are you going to tell me why you beat that guy to death
Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): Click on my username to respond, better respond soon
Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): Why?
Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): ........
Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): Im asking you why you killed Stinkeye
Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): He rpaed me as a child
Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): what
Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): *raped*
Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): you know most people RP about normal things
Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): But im going to assume you had no ingame reason to kill him, right?
Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): .........i know but he raped me in a steam room
Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): moving on from overblown sexual fantasies, what was your reason for killing him ingame
Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): And I am mentaly insane in this game
Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): you want to hear fantisie janet jakson 2 dolphines and a steam roller
Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): that is possibly the most original thing I have ever heard, and the least welcome
Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): THINK THOUGH a serial killer in space and on your server?
ADMIN LOG: sniperchance has banned lilboss365.
Reason: Griefer, or probably abused as a child. This is a permanent ban.

Isaac123456789, 15 February 2010

OOC: I Said No: isaac what is your favourite anime
OOC: Isaac123456789: I don't watch anime.
OOC: Isaac123456789: I'm just a lovable ol' furry with an internet addiction.
ADMIN LOG: dmtr has banned isaac123456789.
Reason: OOC: Isaac123456789: I'm just a lovable ol' furry with an internet addiction
This is a permanent ban.

Datet2, 20 March 2010

OOC: Datet2: hmm
OOC: Datet2: guess what
OOC: Uhangi: wat
A vote to restart has been initiated by Datet2.
You have 1min to vote.
OOC: Uhangi: OH GOD NO PLEASE NO ALL OF MY HOPES AND DREAMS
OOC: Datet2: thats what
OOC: Datet2: fuk you, if you had a dik it would be like half a cm long
OOC: Uhangi: dik
OOC: Datet2: and i took away the cs cuz i feel like it
OOC: Broose: well, I've learned my lesson
OOC: Broose: never shall I grief again
OOC: Datet2: whats that? o ya its oppisite day
OOC: Broose: that's not an actual holiday

JORDANPONGO, 28 March 2010

PM: Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot)->JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron): I hear you're "like massmurdering people!"
PM: JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron)->Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot): am i
PM: JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron)->Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot): how do you reprustureise disposal unit
PM: Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot)->JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron): how do you ...what?
ADMIN: Kevvvv/(Dean Spunt): reprustueiese the disposal unit of course
PM: JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron)->Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot): pressurise disposal unit
PM: Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot)->JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron): you wait
PM: Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot)->JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron): also if you flush that thing i will fuck you up
PM: JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron)->Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot): its not working
PM: JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron)->Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot): see you later
PM: Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot)->JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron): what
PM: JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron)->Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot): your a nice admin by :)

Ray Charles, Unknown Pubbie, 09 May 2010

DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "I could become a goon if i wanted"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "But its so stupid"
DEAD: Ghost (Benjamin Adcock) says, "oh we get it ray"
DEAD: Ghost (Benjamin Adcock) says, "YOUR SO MUCH BETTER THAN US RIGHT"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) asks, "?"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "haha"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "i hate goons"
DEAD: Ghost (Benjamin Adcock) says, "MR COUNTRY CLUB"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "LMFAO"
DEAD: Ghost (Benjamin Adcock) says, "SIT ON YOUR FUCKING TOWER"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "Im a blind black singer"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "gawd"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "Mr twinkles"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "You think because you paid 10$ you better than anyone"
DEAD: Ghost (mr twinkles) says, "yup"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) asks, "Your a little fat bitch know that?"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "I make it rain hoe"
DEAD: Ghost (mr twinkles) says, "ok"
DEAD: Ghost (mr twinkles) says, "i suppose you like anime and you are a smallchild teenager"
DEAD: Ghost (mr twinkles) says, "am i right"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "Who gives a fuck about 10$ sub to some faggot forum"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "Naw"
DEAD: Ghost (Benjamin Adcock) says, "ray charles farts in his own mouth"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) asks, "I suppose you like to eat yo momma?"
DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "Where you get a mouth like that little boy"

43polder43, 9 May 2010

Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): hello please explain why you are attacking and jailing people
Reply PM from-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): im dont no :S him actac my :S
Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): what
Reply PM from-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): whait plz
Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): i dont understand what you just said
Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): i see youve attacked two people, jailed one and attempted to jail the other
Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): one of which was the HoS who outranks you and had just arrived, so he couldnt have done anything
Reply PM from-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): ok
Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): so why did you do it
Reply PM from-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): He sloch Vörg me in the game so I take it back
Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): what??
Reply PM from-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): hij wouw mijn dood maken
Reply PM from-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): he kill my kite
Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): oh my god

KAINY B, 18 May 2010

HELP: KAINY B: am i able to have good avaible jobs please?
PM: Enallyniv: like what?
PM: KAINY B: like detective or sercuty officers
PM: KAINY B: can i be sercuty ?
PM: Enallyniv: you can have a new job when you can spell "security" properly
PM: KAINY B: sercurity

Mekashi, 29 May 2010

PRAYER: Mekashi/(Jay Jonsen)(X): Make me a lizard
SubtleMessage: I Said No/(Old Stinkeye) -> Mekashi/(Jay Jonsen) : ONLY IF YOU CAN ANSWER THREE QUESTIONS OF LIZARD TRIVIA
PRAYER: Mekashi/(Jay Jonsen)(X): Go ahead god i will awnser
SubtleMessage: I Said No/(Old Stinkeye) -> Mekashi/(Jay Jonsen) : QUESTION 1: NAME THREE SPECIES OF REPTILE THAT BEGIN WITH S
PRAYER: Mekashi/(Jay Jonsen)(X): Crocodile , charmander , snake

Fridge Style and Annabelle Lee, 29 July 2010

An adaptation of these events is available at Sex and the Singularity. It's a must-read!

Annabelle Lee says, "i'm ready baby"
Fridge Style says, "Alright"
Fridge Style (as Unknown) says, "That doesn't sound good"
Annabelle Lee says, "fuuuuck"
Annabelle Lee says, "lookin good captain"
Fridge Style says, "You too"
Annabelle Lee exclaims, "oh YEAH!"
Annabelle Lee says, "don't stop"
Fridge Style says, "Mhmm, lovin' it"
Annabelle Lee says, "fuck i'm gonna take off my headset"
Annabelle Lee says, "this is RUINING it for me"
Fridge Style says, "So goddamn loud"
Annabelle Lee says, "can't"
Annabelle Lee says, "oh well"
Annabelle Lee exclaims, "oh GOD YES!"
Annabelle Lee says, "you're amazing, sir"
Fridge Style says, "You're amazing too, Annabelle"
Fridge Style says, "Thank god I don't have a camera in here"
Annabelle Lee says, "tee hee"
Fridge Style says, "Heh"
Annabelle Lee says, "i think this is the most fun I've ever had on a trip here"
Fridge Style says, "Me too"
SHUTTLE IS CALLED BLAH BLAH BLAH CBA TO PICK THROUGH IT THAT MUCH
Annabelle Lee says, "FUCK I hate it when they call the cab early"
Fridge Style says, "Probably the only fun too"
Annabelle Lee says, "it must be hard being captain"
Fridge Style says, "I've been on this hellhole a LONG time"
Fridge Style says, "And i've seen crazy shit"
Annabelle Lee asks, "like what?"
Fridge Style says, "Red space suited maniaces called 'syndicates'
Fridge Style says, "Green shit that eats everything"
Anabelle Lee asks, "what are they?"
Annabelle Lee exclaims, "oh no!"
Fridge Style says, "Strange monsters that can turn into monkeys and steal your DNA"
Fridge Style says, "Space vine shit that takes over the station"
Annabelle Lee asks, "how can you handle it all?"
Annabelle Lee says, "i get scared whenever there's even a bit of an air problem"
Fridge Style says, "We don't really handle it, Cent-Com gets Nanotrasen to get off their lazy ass and come fix the station for once"
Fridge Style says, "Since the engineers don't know how"
Fridge Style says, "I think we should go now"
Fridge Style says, "That singularity could be here any moment"
Annabelle Lee says, "ok"
Fridge Style unbuckles.
Annabelle Lee says, "don't leave me,"
Fridge Style asks, "You coming, then?"
The locker has been unlocked by Fridge Style.
Annabelle Lee says, "just trying to stand up"
Annabelle Lee [145.9] says, "just trying to stand up"
Annabelle Lee says, "that was a workout"
ADMIN: Tanhony/(Tann Honey): its so sexyyyy
Annabelle Lee [145.9] says, "that was a workout"
Fridge Style (as Unknown) asks, "What the fuck?"
Fridge Style [145.9] asks, "What the fuck?"
the reinforced window was hit by Gravitational Singularity.
Annabelle Lee says, "oh god"
Annabelle Lee [145.9] says, "oh god"
Fridge Style (as Unknown) says, "SHIT"
ADMIN: I Said No/(Old Stinkeye): boooooo
Fridge Style [145.9] says, "SHIT"
Annabelle Lee has been hit by Gravitational Singularity.
DEAD: Ghost (Annabelle Lee) says, "hold me"
DEAD: Ghost (Fridge Style) says, "Well, we're dead now"
DEAD: Ghost (Annabelle Lee) says, "I REGRET NOTHING"
DEAD: Ghost (Fridge Style) says, "Should've left earlier"
Galactic Authority Update
ATTENTION: Captain has been shot with a singliarity cannon for fucking on the job.
DEAD: Ghost (Annabelle Lee) says, "probably yeah"
DEAD: Ghost (Annabelle Lee) says, "hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha"
DEAD: Ghost (Fridge Style) asks, "How many ghosts were stalking us?"
DEAD: Ghost (Tann Honey) says, "fridge"
DEAD: Ghost (Tann Honey) says, "the admins saw"
Galactic Authority Update
By the way the singularity saw the whole thing you two. It was watching.

Gohan3691234 15. August 2010

HELP: Gohan3691234/(Bob Coleman)(X): the the guy said help to bontanisy then plants spraided me and he started slashing me and unhandcuff personal

KAINY B 17. August 2010

#goonstation
<Fredrick> you just have to say the special command in the game to activate CODER MODE
<Blinkdog> Be careful though Kainy
<@KAINY> whats the code?
<Blinkdog> Once you enter CODER MODE
<Blinkdog> You can't leave
<Blinkdog> Ever
<Blinkdog> You need to commit to it
<@KAINY> i COMMIT TO IT
<@Mosheninkov> the special command is TARCOL MINTI ZHERI EI NATH BIRUZ BENNAR CODAR MEI
<@KAINY> with MY LIFE
<@Mosheninkov> you must say this at precisely 11:11:11 pm on a Saturday night or else it will not properly commit
<@KAINY> what do i say it in?
<@Mosheninkov> ooc, say and adminhelp all at the same time
<@Mosheninkov> it helps to copypaste this for speed
<@KAINY> how the fuck?
<Tanhony> the moon must be full
HELP: KAINY B/(Ethan Driggers)(X): TARCOL MINTI ZHERI EI NATH BIRUZ BENNAR CODAR MEI
<Tanhony> fuck he did it
<@KAINY> i DONE IT

Vaan89, 7 October 2010

OOC: Vaan89: WTF?
OOC: Vaan89: Really?
OOC: Vaan89: you just fucking killed me for no reason? Shit AI.
OOC: Weirdlooking: that wasnt me
OOC: Vaan89: Shit fucking AI
OOC: Mail2345: ai strangling m
C-3PO [145.9] states, "and no ic in ooc"
OOC: Mail2345: AI IS USING TELEKENSIS ON ME
OOC: Weirdlooking: fuck me
OOC: Vaan89: C-3PO, shut the fuck up. You're a fucking prick.
OOC: Mail2345: THAT FUCKING AI IS STABBING ME
OOC: Mail2345: AI IS TOOLBOXING ME
OOC: Weirdlooking: whatever welcome to goonstation
OOC: Rangu: AI HAS ULK+TK
OOC: Sgt.Sunshine: Just report suspected grief to admins or something.
OOC: Vaan89: Don't kill your own cyborgs for not knowing how to talk as a borg. I hadn't borthered to play one yet. You piece of shit.
OOC: Vaan89: no admins are on.
OOC: Weirdlooking: dude talk about it after the game
OOC: Vaan89: or i'd have him jobbaned from AI
OOC: XSplain: vaan, were you theta 50?
OOC: Mail2345: vann
OOC: Mail2345: it liteally tells you when you start
OOC: Vaan89: and i wasn't rogue. That was bulltshit.
OOC: Mail2345: so not knowing is adhd
OOC: Vaan89: I HAVE ADHD ASSHOLE
OOC: Mail2345: AHAHAHHA
OOC: Vaan89: Jesus christ..
OOC: Pybro: Haha.
OOC: Pybro: HAHA
OOC: Mail2345: HEHH
OOC: XSplain: vaan, the Ai and another player said you beat a man and stuffed him in disposal...
OOC: Mail2345: A D H D
OOC: Vaan89: Not a man. Syndie.
OOC: XSplain: where is your rhumba beat spirit?
OOC: Mail2345: self diagnosed?
OOC: Vaan89: nope
OOC: FloorIsLava: Unless the laws ay otherwise, syndies are human
OOC: Mail2345: really?
OOC: Vaan89: I was told by the guy next to him. So i followed orders.
OOC: Vaan89: The fuck you expect me to prove it? I don't give a fuck what you think.
OOC: LatroPrime: VAAN'S A WANKER
OOC: Mail2345: ^
OOC: Vaan89: lol
OOC: Vaan89: maturity at its finest.
OOC: Mail2345: those faggot goones ruining my 2d space game
OOC: XSplain: I'm so mature that I shit responsibility
OOC: Vaan89: That's nice splain.
Vaan98 then ragequits, and is never seen again.

Incompitence 24th October 2010

HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): Reece Whirlow,I was being shit but I was going to take him to medbay
HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): Crap gotta find him
PM: ProcitizenSA/(Santiago Blaine)->Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): by being shit do you mean you killed him
HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): Yes, but I was under the impression that disarm intent was less deadly. I used to be
HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): Well commiting suicide now, have your way with me I guess
PM: ProcitizenSA/(Santiago Blaine)->Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): gross
HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): I would reccomend a job ban from roboticist as a minimum
PM: ProcitizenSA/(Santiago Blaine)->Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): if you say so
HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): And by minimum I mean I have no control over your actions and you can permaban me from both servers if it pleases you
PM: ProcitizenSA/(Santiago Blaine)->Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): jesus dude calm down
HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): I am pretty calm
HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): I just didn't want to come accross as an arrogant cock who thinks he can control his punishment by admins through suggestion
HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): Oh well, there go my hallycon days of casually knocking people out
PM: ProcitizenSA/(Santiago Blaine)->Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): yes you should probably knock that off
HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): I understand, maybe I will resort to just punching people with gloves on, I have enjoyed that of late
HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): Fuck they are reviving me, gib me please
PM: ProcitizenSA/(Santiago Blaine)->Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): man homie's revived now and you seem to understand that what you did was dumb
PM: ProcitizenSA/(Santiago Blaine)->Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): just accept being cloned and stop making this into a big thing
HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): Actually I think I might commit suicide when I come out and see if they do it again
ProcitizenSA/(Santiago Blaine): i dont even know what to do with a person constantly seeking punishment
just got a message on the forum saying 'A ban was fully justifiable under the circumstances and especially considering my behavior. I congratulate you on exercising your moderation expertise and keen perception.'

Hutten October 31 2010

HELP: Hutten/(Claud Jalvan)(X): if u put the straight jacket on does that make it so u cant hold stuff?
HELP: Hutten/(Claud Jalvan)(X): i dont get it. does it or not?
Claud Jalvan says, "fucking shitmin admins"
PM: Hutten/(Claud Jalvan)->Tanhony/(Tann Spookey the Werepony): Do the straight jackets, what do they do??

Damon Murray, 02 June 2011

Damon Murray has been stunned with the stun baton by Judah Seelig!
Damon Murray stammers, "hheeyy????"
Damon Murray stammers, "whhaaattt tthhe ffuucckk??!"
Judah Seelig is trying to put a handcuffs on Damon Murray
Dr. Kay says, "good job judah"
Damon Murray stammers, "wwhhaa ttaarre yyou ddooiinnggg???!!"
Dr. Kay says, "what doees it look like"
Damon Murray stammers, "ii juuuss tttddeeffnnddd myy sseeeellff!!!"
Dr. Kay says, "arresting you"
Damon Murray stammers, "ttthhee cccchhaaaappllllaaiinn aaaatttttaaccck mmee!!"
Damon Murray stammers, "ii jjuusstt ddeefffeendd mmmyyyy sseeeelfg!!"
Damon Murray stammers, "anndd"
Dr. Kay is trying to empty Damon Murray's pockets!!
Dr. Kay is trying to take off a backpack from Damon Murray's back!
Dr. Kay is trying to take off the PDA-Damon Murray from Damon Murray's belt!
Damon Murray exclaims, "you no have proof!"
Damon Murray exclaims, "this is a fake arrest!"
Judah Seelig says, "looks real to me"
Damon Murray says, "yeah...."
Dr. Kay says, "right"
Judah Seelig says, "he cant have those rods"
Damon Murray says, "i DEFEND my self whti that"
Dr. Kay says, "blood covered clothes and metal rods, alleged assault, stolen ID"
Dr. Kay says, "3 minutes"
Damon Murray says, "the ID was stole"
Damon Murray exclaims, "hey!"
Damon Murray exclaims, "is jus tr a min for steal!"
Damon Murray stammers, "you aareeee aa sshhiiitccuuityy!!"
Dr. Kay says, "haha ok"
Damon Murray stammers, "yyyeeahh!!"
Dr. Kay says, "adminhelp it"
Damon Murray stammers, "kkisss my bbaallllll!!"
Dr. Kay says, "see that happens"
Damon Murray stammers, "ppffftt"
Dr. Kay says, "see what happens, rather"
Damon Murray stammers, "yooou aaarrree aaa ffuucckiin NNooobb.....gggrrrieeffffeerrr iiiiddiioott iii tthiiiinnk ouu eevveer kkiissssss aa woommmaann!!"
Damon Murray stammers, "ieerrrrdderroo"
Dr. Kay says, "shut up you whingy twat"
Damon Murray stammers, "MMIIIIERRRDEERROOOOOOOOOO!!"
Damon Murray stammers, "MMMMIIERRDDRRRROOOOOO!"
Damon Murray stammers, "ppiiccccee oooofff ssshtii nnnneerrdd"
Dr. Kay says, "do carry on"
Damon Murray stammers, "yyyoouuu tthhiinnnkkk iimm ggoo ttoo ccryy forrr a ggaammme??"
Dr. Kay says, "I think you are"
Damon Murray stammers, "HHAAAHHAHHAAHHAAAA!!"
Dr. Kay says, "literally, right now, in real life"
Damon Murray says, "im not a like you a nerd"
Dr. Kay says, "you seem like one to me tbh"
Damon Murray says, "you start to cry,only for you are dead"
Dr. Kay says, "what"
Damon Murray says, "patetic"
Dr. Kay asks, "do you speak english?"
Damon Murray says, "no"
Dr. Kay says, "cry some more"
Damon Murray [145.9] says, "oh kay.....you can kiss my balls i give you permission"
Damon Murray says, "oh kay.....you can kiss my balls i give you permission"
Dr. Kay blinds Damon Murray with the flash!
Dr. Kay farts in Damon Murray's face!
Dr. Kay says, "heh"
Damon Murray asks, "you think im go to cry for this?"
Dr. Kay says, "yes"

ApocaRUFF, 23 June, 2011

[00:48:24] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : I'm making a cult where we sacrafice people to space with the mass driver, ok?
[00:48:33] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : no what the fuck
[00:48:40] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : Why not?
[00:48:50] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : read the rules jesus christ
[00:48:58] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : Well shit, I can't be very creative
[00:49:07] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : Fine, how about monkies?
[00:49:17] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : cults are stupid as fuck especially when they involve killing people
[00:49:32] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : The wiki says to make a cult
[00:49:59] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : the rules say "no cults"
[00:50:22] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : if you HAVE to make a cult, go ahead
[00:50:29] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : but if one person dies because of it you'll be permabanned
[00:50:48] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : Can I make a religion that convinces people to allow me to shoot them out the massdriver?
[00:52:12] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : Is that ok?
[00:52:28] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : if anyone adminhelps about being mass drived against their will i'll still permaban you
[00:52:54] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : Well what if some guy agrees to it and let me do it just to grief me and get me in trouble?
[00:53:17] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : these are the risks you take when you do shitty gimmicks i guess!
[00:54:30] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : Why is it a shitty gimmick? I can't do the shit I originally wanted to do, so now I'm trying to make do? What is a chaplin with no real purpose supposed to do other than make some kind of religion centered around sacrifice? But ok, I'll just go get drunk and shoot coffins and other useless crap out of the mass driver
[00:54:43] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : *shoots creativity out of the mass driver*
[00:54:59] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : killing people isnt the point of the chaplain
[00:55:09] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : jesus christ you're wearing the buddhist robes why not be a buddhist
[00:55:43] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : Cause I can't meditate

Sandson, unknown pubbie, 11 July 2011

OOC: Sandson: Can you mastubate with space lube

Time7, 11 September 2011

HELP: Time7/(Ghostly Chip)(X): Admin
HELP: Time7/(Ghostly Chip)(X): Zeltaen
HELP: Time7/(Ghostly Chip)(X): Zeltaen!
Admin PM to-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): sup
Reply PM from-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): Do you work on gibbed 3?
Admin PM to-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): I work on all the servers. Need something?
Reply PM from-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): Yea , Ive been banned because of my brother Fastrunner7 , It says i spammed when i did not
Admin PM to-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): go appeal it on the forum
Reply PM from-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): I did one sever
Reply PM from-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): Im banned on gibbed 5 can you go look at the appeal
Reply PM from-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): http://d2k5.com/threads/unban-appeal.178/
DEAD: Ghost (Ghostly Chip) says, "Go read it"
Admin PM to-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): Is that some nazi site? (all the admins had nazi anime character avatars)
Reply PM from-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): No?
Reply PM from-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): Its a ban appeal one can you read it
Admin PM to-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): You can't just post a ban appeal on a random forum, holy shit

Viod, 20 September 2011

DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "usually i kill griefers with lovely mulebots"
DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Kappa-33) says, "Oh so you're the fucktard that keeps hacking mulebots"
DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Kappa-33) says, "Round after round"
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "yes =D"
DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Kappa-33) says, "Alessandra, you don't get it."
DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Kappa-33) says, "YOU DON'T KILL PEOPLE UNLESS THEY'RE CONFIRMED TRAITORS OR YOU'RE TRAITOR."
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "i'm not, i just kill griefers"
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "lol, i just kill griefers when the whole round is a fucking mess (about always)"
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "i don't kill people, i just clean griefers"
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "if anyone try to kill me, i stun them in first place"
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "and if the security is afk or braindead, i space or kill them"
DEAD: ADMIN(AngriestIBM) says, "ATTN: Alessandra (Viod): If you continue to hack mulebots every goddamn round I will ban you from reality"
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "i don't get it"
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "in any round there are afk AIs, griefer security and so on"
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) asks, "and you whine at me for hacking mulebots?"
DEAD: ADMIN(AngriestIBM) says, "Are you seriously describing that as whining"
DEAD: ADMIN(AngriestIBM) says, "I'm "whining" by asking you to stop running over dudes every round?"
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) asks, "so why there are no admins like now when the ai is afk?"
DEAD: ADMIN(AngriestIBM) says, "Hey, how about you take the dozens of jobbans you seem to have accumulated before I even got here and get out"
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "i'm not controlling the mulebots"
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "i only hack them sometimes (i'm not the only one) for fun"
DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "and i'm not playing QM since a while, about 2 or 3 days"
DEAD: ADMIN(AngriestIBM) says, "I just banned the dude because, christ, if I open the jobban panel and almost every job is already marked off, you need to take a break from the game."

Brycemac234 November 5, 2011

During a vicious beatdown in disposals:

Clandestine Prod-X Director (as Leroy Jenkinz) stammers, "whhaaaatt arrree yyoou ddooiinngg ooo mmee"
Clandestine Prod-X Director (as Leroy Jenkinz) stammers, "bboorrgggg aarrrrrsstt hhhiimmm"
Clandestine Prod-X Director says, "the captain made me good"
Clandestine Prod-X Director says, "you idiots"
Clandestine Prod-X Director says, "borg"
Clandestine Prod-X Director says, "do your job"

Later, in deadchat

DEAD: Ghost (Clandestine Prod-X Director) says, "Ban-he the warrior monk you dome ass"
DEAD: Ghost (Ban-He The Warrior-Monk) says, "You're the dumbass"
DEAD: Ghost (Clandestine Prod-X Director) says, "the captain put an implant in me to make me good"
DEAD: Ghost (Ban-He The Warrior-Monk) says, "You can't be "made good""
DEAD: Ghost (Ban-He The Warrior-Monk) says, "Syndicates can't be made good"
DEAD: Ghost (Zeil Annore) says, "Yeah..."
DEAD: Ghost (Clandestine Prod-X Director) says, "YOU MORON its called a freedom implant"
DEAD: Ghost (Zeil Annore) says, "You have an implant in your brain"
DEAD: Ghost (Zeil Annore) says, "That makes you BELONG to the syndicate"
DEAD: Ghost (Clandestine Prod-X Director) says, "it sets me free of oprative"
DEAD: Ghost (Ban-He The Warrior-Monk) says, "No"
DEAD: Ghost (Zeil Annore) says, "If you fail they blow up your brain"
DEAD: Ghost (Ban-He The Warrior-Monk) says, "You're stupid"
DEAD: Ghost (Zeil Annore) says, "You're an idiot Director"
DEAD: Ghost (Ban-He The Warrior-Monk) says, "If you're syndicate you can't be un-syndicated"
DEAD: Ghost (Clandestine Prod-X Director) says, "ban-he your a failure read the guide for begginers"
DEAD: Ghost (Clandestine Prod-X Director) says, "simple shit"
DEAD: Ghost (Ban-He The Warrior-Monk) says, "Loyalty implants only work for revs"
DEAD: Ghost (Clandestine Prod-X Director) asks, "can you not read?"
DEAD: Ghost (Zeil Annore) asks, "Can you not think?"

Gerald King, 30 March 2012

Gerald King [145.9] says, "AI, due to law one, transfer the money into my account."
Gerald King [145.9] exclaims, "NOW!"
Kira Taggart [145.9] says, "Can't give you money when you blow up the fucking bank computer, douchebag"
Kira Taggart [145.9] says, "It's the only one on the station and you blew it up"
Gerald King [145.9] asks, "That bomb wasn't THAT big was it?"
Kira Taggart [145.9] says, "it was"
Gerald King [145.9] says, "Well fuck."

KingKOBOB, 3 October 2012

HELP: KingKOBOB/(Harry Ali)(X): WOW i died due to yours gujy badmining

Albus Dumbledore, March 24, 2013

DEAD: Ghost (Albus Dumbledore) says, "he still raped me"
DEAD: Ghost (Captain Rafael Cox) says, "IT did"
DEAD: Ghost (Albus Dumbledore) says, "i'm not saying it's fun. he did rape me though"
DEAD: Ghost (Captain Rafael Cox) says, "Please stop"
DEAD: Ghost (Pokie Hokerson) says, "Please don't talk about sttuff llike that, Albus"
DEAD: Ghost (Albus Dumbledore) says, "But he did."
DEAD: Ghost (Pokie Hokerson) says, "Against the rules."
DEAD: Ghost (Wayne Stalin) says, "akbus, i hope you get banned"
DEAD: Ghost (Captain Rafael Cox) says, "It's creepy and trivializing"
DEAD: Philip Farmer gasps, "ahahah"
DEAD: Ghost (Albus Dumbledore) says, "Wow, what's with all the assholes. I was just explaining how i died"
DEAD: Philip Farmer gasps, "whpoghost"
DEAD: Ghost (Albus Dumbledore) says, "The rules say nothing of the sort, guys."
DEAD: Ghost (Michael Sheets) says, "Nobody is being an asshole to you, they're just telling you to choose your descriptions more carefully"
DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Mu-78) says, "Unknown chews off a chunk of Seymour Wood's groin!#"
DEAD: Sham Poo gasps, "honk"
DEAD: Ghost (Pokie Hokerson) says, "The rules say don't be creepy, Albus"
DEAD: Ghost (Sham Poo) says, "i tried, Philip, i tried"
DEAD: Ghost (El Gopher) says, "Can we get a shuttle call or something"
DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Mu-78) says, "this is going a bit too far"
DEAD: Ghost (Albus Dumbledore) says, "The Rules say nothing of the sort. look. Creepy is all relative. that should be determined by the Admins not you."
DEAD: Ghost (El Gopher) says, "this is getting stupid"
DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Mu-78) says, "i don't want to see groin blows removed because of some weird creepy werewolf message"
DEAD: Ghost (Sham Poo) says, "it is still outputting power though"
DEAD: Ghost (Pokie Hokerson) says, "Albus, check tthe rules on the wiki."
DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Mu-78) says, "also, rape being creepy is objective here."
DEAD: Ghost (Albus Dumbledore) says, "The wiki is inaccurate compared to what is on here."
DEAD: Ghost (Pokie Hokerson) says, "Creepiness is also unacceptable. This includes rape jokes or roleplaying sex, sexual harassment/assault, or rape. Basically, if it involves your genitals, it doesn't belong here. You will be banned for any of these."
DEAD: Ghost (Captain Rafael Cox) says, "what on earth makes you think that"
DEAD: Ghost (Rodger Bould) says, "The rules say that they are a shorter version of what's on the wiki"
DEAD: Ghost (Albus Dumbledore) says, "i don't need to look at it on another source. if it's the rules it'll be in the rules section on HERE not on the wiki."
DEAD: Ghost (Rodger Bould) says, "So I think the wiki rules are more definitive"
DEAD: Ghost (Rodger Bould) says, "Also you are definitely being creepy"
DEAD: Ghost (Albus Dumbledore) says, "It doesn't say to go to the wiki so it's their fault if no one read them"
DEAD: Ghost (Captain Rafael Cox) says, "Yes it does, it's the very first thing below the header"
DEAD: ADMIN(Infinite Monkeys) says, "shut up"
DEAD: ADMIN(Infinite Monkeys) says, "thanks xoxoxo"
DEAD: Ghost (Michael Sheets) says, "Don't make rape jokes, move on, problem solved"
DEAD: Ghost (Albus Dumbledore) says, "they can't say those are the rules but not tell you where to get the entire list. that is bullshit. so either you are full of shit or the admins aren't very good at arranging these things."
DEAD: Ghost (Captain Rafael Cox) says, "okay"
DEAD: ADMIN(Spacemarine9) says, "http://puu.sh/2n8wV"
DEAD: ADMIN(Wonkmin) says, "yeah shut up about rape thanks"
DEAD: ADMIN(Spacemarine9) says, "do you see the part where it says "you can find the full rules page at the following url""
DEAD: ADMIN(Spacemarine9) says, "because i sure do"
DEAD: ADMIN(Wonkmin) says, "read the damn rules and read the rules on the wiki""
DEAD: ADMIN(Wonkmin) says, "or go elsewhere"
DEAD: ADMIN(Wonkmin) says, "thanks xx"
DEAD: Ghost (Pokie Hokerson) says, "xx Wonk"
DEAD: Ghost (Lane Stewart) says, "Werewolf was a jerk."
DEAD: Ghost (Captain Ricardio H. Guy) says, "We need a batmans round."
DEAD: Ghost (Albus Dumbledore) exclaims, "i will. i quit before due to your guys' fucked up system i will do it again. i was hoping that you idiots had changed your ways, looks like you haven't I hope all of your servers get shut down due to lack of budget. k thanks bye!"
DEAD: Ghost (Captain Rafael Cox) says, "holy shit"
DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Mu-78) says, "Bateman versus Banne."
DEAD: Ghost (El Gopher) says, "that should go on the wiki"
DEAD: ADMIN(Spacemarine9) says, "wow we lose that one guy"
DEAD: ADMIN(Spacemarine9) says, "we're"
DEAD: ADMIN(Spacemarine9) says, "so sorry"
DEAD: ADMIN(Wonkmin) says, "lol you're quitting because you can't rape"
DEAD: ADMIN(Spacemarine9) says, "you meant so much to us"
DEAD: ADMIN(Wonkmin) says, "i think we win this round"
DEAD: Ghost (Pokie Hokerson) says, "Someonee compile that shit and dumb pubbie it"
DEAD: ADMIN(Spacemarine9) says, "whatever will we do without albus"
DEAD: Ghost (Captain Rafael Cox) says, "rip rapejoker"
DEAD: Ghost (El Gopher) says, "You do it, Batman. Your last act for Gotham"
DEAD: ADMIN(Spacemarine9) says, ""lack of budget""
DEAD: Ghost (Lane Stewart) says, "Yep"
DEAD: ADMIN(Spacemarine9) says, "one day, we will run out of money to pay the admins"
DEAD: ADMIN(Wonkmin) says, "here's a note from his account"
DEAD: Ghost (Lane Stewart) says, "That ONE person"
DEAD: ADMIN(Wonkmin) says, "Note: Banned by drcogwerks, reason "16M: Albus Dumbledore (Razuno): Please give me blowjob don"

Master_Onizuka, April 25, 2013

PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka: You are in prison until you tell me what "FAP-FAP-FAP" means and why a picture of a dog provoked that
PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka: You have thirty seconds
PM: Master_Onizuka->Atomicthumbs: what the you doign
PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka: FIFTEEN
PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka: ok you responded
PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka: now tell me
PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka: what does "FAP-FAP-FAP" mean and why did a picture of a dog provoke that response from you
PM: Master_Onizuka->Atomicthumbs: this is my bussyness
PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka: Your option: tell me or be banned forever.
PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka: which will you choose
PM: Master_Onizuka->Atomicthumbs: holy shit, i just joke come on
PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka: There is no such thing as jokes.
PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka: Which option will you choose?
PM: Master_Onizuka->Atomicthumbs: oh my god
ASAY: Atomicthumbs: he is freakin out
PM: Master_Onizuka->Atomicthumbs: i zoophil, ok?
PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka: Take your time. I unders
PM: Master_Onizuka->Atomicthumbs: zoophiL!!
PM: Master_Onizuka->Atomicthumbs: zoophiL!!
PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka hhfdhf
PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka: q
Atomicthumbs has permanently banned Master_Onizuka. Reason: Reply PM from-Master_Onizuka: i zoophil, ok?

Jason Vorheese May 11, 2013

" MENTORHELP: Jason Vorheese: WHY DID IJUST GET TAZED!?

Mentor PM to-Jason Vorheese: How do any of us know

Mentor PM: Bobbehluvspropane->Jason Vorheese: Someone shot a taser at you.

Mentor PM: Weavel->Jason Vorheese: mentorhelp is not for ingame things, more so questions about game mechanics

MENTORHELP: Jason Vorheese: HOW DID THEY KNOW I HAD A C-SWORD!?

Mentor PM to-Jason Vorheese: Well thanks for telling all the mentors that.

Mentor PM: Bobbehluvspropane->Jason Vorheese: Take game complaints to admins, not mentors.

MENTORHELP: Jason Vorheese: There are no admins! I NEED HELP!!

Mentor PM to-Jason Vorheese: WE CAN'T HELP YOU, MAN.

Mentor PM: Bobbehluvspropane->Jason Vorheese: We uh. We don't handle player problems.

Mentor PM: Weavel->Jason Vorheese: What do you want from us

Mentor PM to-Jason Vorheese: And there's generally a bunch on IRC

Mentor PM: Weavel->Jason Vorheese: You got caught with a csword

MENTORHELP: Administrator: Actually, there's admins. We just don't want to help this idiot

Mentor PM to-Jason Vorheese: Adminhelps get forwarded to IRC

Mentor PM to-Jason Vorheese: Also the admins called you dumb

Mentor PM: Jason Vorheese->Weavel: BAN THE TWO JERK OFFS THAT CHEATED! THEY KNEW I HAD A CSWORD WHEN I NEVER EVEN TOOK IT OUT!!

Mentor PM to-Jason Vorheese: A bloo bloo bloo

Mentor PM from-Jason Vorheese: Wtf is bloo?

Mentor PM: Zorafm->Jason Vorheese: I would say something funny but it would be IC in ooc

Mentor PM to-Jason Vorheese: The color of your tears

Mentor PM: Zorafm->Jason Vorheese: Or just metagaming, rather

Mentor PM from-Jason Vorheese: FUCK YOU!

Mentor PM: Bobbehluvspropane->Jason Vorheese: How does one cheat at SS13

Mentor PM to-Jason Vorheese: No thanks

Mentor PM from-Jason Vorheese: And you!

Mentor PM: Jason Vorheese->Zorafm: AND YOU

Mentor PM: Bobbehluvspropane->Jason Vorheese: Did you get the secret cheat codes.

Mentor PM to-Jason Vorheese: Oh no did you figure out the secret handshake? ONLY MENTORS CAN KNOW THAT

MENTORHELP: Boaty: pubbie tears.txt

Mentor PM to-Jason Vorheese: We'll look into this right away. Our sacred metagame handshake, deciphered by commoners!

Mentor PM from-Jason Vorheese: Shut up you gay fuck.. Mentor PM: Boaty->Jason Vorheese: You have to pay 10bux for the secret goon channel

Mentor PM to-Jason Vorheese: How can a person be a fuck

Mentor PM to-Jason Vorheese: How does that happen

Mentor PM to-Jason Vorheese: That involves becoming a verb

MENTORHELP: Administrator: And now you can see why i don't want to bother with him

Mentor PM to-Administrator: This is hilarious though

Mentor PM: Bobbehluvspropane->Jason Vorheese: Maybe like.

Mentor PM from-Administrator: Yeah, if you have the nerves for it. I don't right now! Glad you're having fun though

Mentor PM: Bobbehluvspropane->Jason Vorheese: Obviously it's one of the SS13 cheatcodes.

MENTORHELP: Administrator: Up, Up, Down, Down, L, R, L, R, B, A START

Mentor PM: Bobbehluvspropane->Jason Vorheese: Try Square, Circle, Square, Uppercut.

Mentor PM to-Jason Vorheese: I heard you have to yell the secret code: "SYCAR TIN HAIDAN SEEQ DEADMIN HE"

Mentor PM: Bobbehluvspropane->Jason Vorheese: No no it's "EI MOL PUB EE"

Mentor PM to-Jason Vorheese: Don't listen to Bobbeh he's new. That's the fake code for new people. You're obviously smart enough to handle the real deal

Mentor PM: Bobbehluvspropane->Jason Vorheese: yeah im here to weed out the new guys

MENTORHELP: Weavel: I'm curious to see what his adminhelps were.

Mentor PM to-Weavel: Me too holy shit this is hilarious

Mentor PM: Bobbehluvspropane->Weavel: It'll probably end up somewhere later anyway.

MENTORHELP: Weavel: I'm the guy who caught him, he stuffed a csword into his bag while walking casually into Sec with me and the HoS standing there.

Mentor PM: Bobbehluvspropane->Weavel: You cheater.

MENTORHELP: Weavel: cheating crime

Danny Boy Ecks Dee Aug 3, 2013

Our intrepid hero begins his journey through space, logging in for his first round ever...

SAY: Payne Ouellette/DannyBoyXD : anything fishy going on around the station
SAY: Payne Ouellette/DannyBoyXD : reported
HELP: DannyBoyXD/(Payne Ouellette): Crate Boxington just killed me.. i just joined and im new.. is this against the rules
MENTORHELP: DannyBoyXD/(Payne Ouellette): hello help please

Mentor PM: UrsulaMajor/(Don Geon)->DannyBoyXD/(Payne Ouellette) : Hello
Mentor PM: UrsulaMajor/(Don Geon)->DannyBoyXD/(Payne Ouellette) : How can we help?
Mentor PM: DannyBoyXD/(Payne Ouellette)->UrsulaMajor/(Don Geon) : im new and crate boxington just stabbed me to death whe i was walking by.. i didnt adjetate say anything nothing.. he just begiain to attack me.. what do i do..
Mentor PM: Klayboxx/(Chef Buttes)->DannyBoyXD/(Payne Ouellette) : We're not admins, so we can't do anything about that. But I happen to know he's a Bad Dude and he is allowed to do that. Sorry!
Mentor PM: Klayboxx/(Chef Buttes)->DannyBoyXD/(Payne Ouellette) : Next time, try adminhelping instead. It goes to a database and if it is a legit issue it will be taken care of

Mentor PM: DannyBoyXD/(Payne Ouellette)->Klayboxx/(Chef Buttes) : but this isn't fair.. im not coming back then thank you guys for the help. and i did adminhelp but nobody replied.
SAY: Payne Ouellette/DannyBoyXD : this is more first time every playing and tbh not a good impression of the game. lol
Mentor PM: Klayboxx/(Chef Buttes)->DannyBoyXD/(Payne Ouellette) : They aren't always going to reply, especially when the person is a traitor
Mentor PM: UrsulaMajor/(Don Geon)->DannyBoyXD/(Payne Ouellette) : You just had an unlucky start

OOC: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : lmao
OOC: Don Geon/UrsulaMajor : DAnnyBoyXD
OOC: Warren Owens/Damndudeidunno : ok
OOC: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : I love when mentorhelps talk like we're admins

ADMIN: Mentor PM: DannyBoyXD/(Payne Ouellette)->Klayboxx/(Chef Buttes) : Well if you guy's wat to keep loyal new players it's just a hint
ADMIN: Mentor PM: DannyBoyXD/(Payne Ouellette)->Klayboxx/(Chef Buttes) : have a nice night, bye

OOC: Gulliver Green/Operation0 : crate was the best mindslave I could ahve gotten
OOC: Isaiah Mcmullen/Stevesonaplane : ha
OOC: Don Geon/UrsulaMajor : You okay, dude?
OOC: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : it's hilarious
OOC: Don Geon/UrsulaMajor : You seem really upset
OOC: Spiff McGriff/Jcamleo : op0 for betraying everybody.
OOC: CAKEBOT/ClockworkCupcake : what about mentorhelp now
OOC: Gulliver Green/Operation0 : hey man I had to escape alone
OOC: Crate Boxington (as Nicolas Cage)/Diabl0658 : I stabbed a guy

Oh no! What a disaster for our hero. But he's not one to give up so easily, no. Let's take a look at his second round!

OOC: DannyBoyXD/DannyBoyXD : why were you guys talking about me
OOC: Jcamleo/Jcamleo : Mentorhelp has been removed.
OOC: Klayboxx/Klayboxx : Because you're dumb
OOC: Klayboxx/Klayboxx : Read the wiki and don't use mentorhelp as an admin service
OOC: UrsulaMajor/UrsulaMajor : Butlas
OOC: Diabl0658/Diabl0658 : I stabbed a guy
OOC: Diabl0658/Diabl0658 : Before he died he said "reported"
OOC: Klayboxx/Klayboxx : yup
OOC: DannyBoyXD/DannyBoyXD : ? Why am i dumb lol ? And i said im new to this holy.. dont need to be a dumb bitch haha
OOC: ClockworkCupcake/ClockworkCupcake : haha wow
OOC: Jcamleo/Jcamleo : Heheheh
OOC: Klayboxx/Klayboxx : that was probably DannyBoy EX DEE
OOC: Arkire/Arkire : Wow
OOC: Jcamleo/Jcamleo : ECHX DHEEE
OOC: Klayboxx/Klayboxx : DannyBoy change your byond key
OOC: ClockworkCupcake/ClockworkCupcake : dannyboy maybe you should read up on the game and also not call people dumb bitches

ROUND START!

SAY: CAKEBOT : Payne Ouellette has signed up as Security Officer.
SAY: Don Geon/UrsulaMajor : Payne just joined as a security officer
SAY: Don Geon/UrsulaMajor : I'm gonna go tase him and fart in his face
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : do so

SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *slap Payne Ouellette
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *slap Payne Ouellette
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *slap Payne Ouellette
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart

SAY: Payne Ouellette/DannyBoyXD : ???

SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *slap Payne Ouellette
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *slap Payne Ouellette
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *slap Payne Ouellette
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *slap Payne Ouellette
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart

SAY: Payne Ouellette/DannyBoyXD : NOOO!

SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
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SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
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SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
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SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart

SAY: Asse Daye/Ali0en : Holy god
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *slap Payne Ouellette
SAY: Payne Ouellette/DannyBoyXD : AHHH!

SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *slap Payne Ouellette
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
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SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *slap Payne Ouellette
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *slap Payne Ouellette
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
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SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *slap Payne Ouellette
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *slap Payne Ouellette
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *slap Payne Ouellette
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
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SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
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SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
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SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
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SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *slap Payne Ouellette
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *slap Payne Ouellette
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
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SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *slap Payne Ouellette
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *slap Payne Ouellette
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
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SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
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SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
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SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart

SAY: Payne Ouellette/DannyBoyXD : whens your 9th birthday ?

SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *slap Payne Ouellette
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *slap Payne Ouellette
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
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SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
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SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *slap Payne Ouellette
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *slap Payne Ouellette
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
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SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
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SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart
SAY: Chef Buttes/Klayboxx : *fart

SAY: Asse Daye/Ali0en : *fart
SAY: Asse Daye/Ali0en : *fart
SAY: Asse Daye/Ali0en : *fart
SAY: Asse Daye/Ali0en : *fart
SAY: Asse Daye/Ali0en : *fart
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SAY: Payne Ouellette/DannyBoyXD : omg is this really what this server is like ? a buch of toddlers off day cARE LMAAO

Cole Joghs, August 3, 2013

DEAD: Cole Joghs says, "that feelie when a dweeblord gets super upset at your le meems LOL"

Daeren, August 9, 2013

Ensign Daeren says, "your whining will only make my trolling harder"

Exwolfe, September 20, 2013

oh good, some doofus is blowing up arrivals.

MagicMountain->Zerosen: mind explaining why you're bombing arrivals?
Zerosen->MagicMountain: A man told me I was mindslaved.

no, nobody said that. and it's a nuke round.

MagicMountain->Zerosen: try again, with more honesty
MagicMountain->Zerosen: i'm running out of patience quickly
Zerosen->MagicMountain: Someone told me you could so I wanted to try it out

hey, that's more like it.
hmm, he shared an ip with this other guy.

MagicMountain->Zerosen: whatever your buddy is telling you to say to get out of a ban, don't listen to that guy. he just got you in a lot of trouble
MagicMountain has banned zerosen for 1440 minutes. Reason: Bombed arrivals as a nontraitor, lied about being told he was a mindslave,

MagicMountain->Exwolfe: what do you know about these bombs
MagicMountain->Exwolfe: hello are you there
Exwolfe->MagicMountain: ?? Excuse me? What do I know about those bombs?

hoo boy, awful defensive off the bat

MagicMountain->Exwolfe: yea it was just a question
MagicMountain->Exwolfe: it's curious because a guy on your ip address blew up arrivals and claimed his friend told him about how to do it
Exwolfe->MagicMountain: My IP address? You mean the same broadcast address?
MagicMountain->Exwolfe: your ip address. your WAN ip.
Exwolfe->MagicMountain: Because it's not really something amazing you just found out, that two people who live in the same residence could play the same game.

oh oh! we got a live one!

MagicMountain->Exwolfe: i wasn't telling you to amaze you
Exwolfe->MagicMountain: I think you were. And I was amazed. Amazed at what a complete moron you could be, and honestly if you ban me because my roommate played the same game and got kicked off, then enjoy your power trip buddy.
MagicMountain->Exwolfe: i was just wondering if you were the buddy who told him about how to do that
MagicMountain->Exwolfe: wow you're kind of an idiot
Exwolfe->MagicMountain: Because I could give a rats ass whether or not I'm allowed to play this game again you 17 year old reject.
MagicMountain->Exwolfe: good job flipping out over nothing? i just wanted to talk to you
MagicMountain->Exwolfe: at least now i'll always know how dumb you are, saves me the trouble
Exwolfe->MagicMountain: Good job. Enjoy your fantastic life buddy.
MagicMountain->Exwolfe: lol

Hatted, September 4, 2014

[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): chef lynching wtf
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): shitmin obv griefed me thats why no respond lol
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): you kill player in game so that u can feel better in real life dont worry
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): you can go to any psychiatrist but they will ask you direct questions
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): be awaare all your secretssss
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): lol admin cant even rerspond in his own personal domain where he has little bit of alot more power than real world lol
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): the lol format
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): also i know its send to your irc and you hide your presence in the fucking admin who
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): i am not dumb like you lol wont work
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): it takes only a little bit coding
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): cant be that there is no admin and ooc is blocked
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): OOC is currently disabled.
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): that means its either in code or you are there
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): hiding like drug delaers lol
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): i think u really are offline
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): i thought admin didnt have life so they stayed up all night hooking up on iv drips of caffeine lol
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): sorry for judging really srry
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): forgive plx

The next round
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): wtf they are killing me wwwwwwwwwwwtfffffffffffffffff
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): unless you are the shitmin who gave me space drugs for no fucking reason and want to feel good about yourself from virtual gaming then you wont help
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): #HaineSA
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): hastag for you
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): hash
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): really u wont help? lol
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): wtever i am going yo ucan use your disturbed mind on my body
[LLJK EU 4] HaineSA/(living Rubber Duck): I ain't
[LLJK EU 4] HaineSA/(living Rubber Duck): lol what even
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: Hatted/(Sebastian Kindling): which is virtual if you have enough common sense or intelligent quotient , you can also be on psychosis drugs for all you know

It goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on...
2M Hatted OOC: admins are using the stealth mode
2M Hatted OOC: they are trying to be cyber crysis guy lol

LemonMan, September 13, 2014

[LLJK EU 4] MENTORHELP: LemonMan/(Shaco Psycho): ARE U BLIND WHY dont u do something u piece of shit
[LLJK EU 4] PM: Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jenny Antonsson)->LemonMan/(Shaco Psycho): What.
[LLJK EU 4] PM: LemonMan/(Shaco Psycho)->Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jenny Antonsson): u see it but u dont do a shit
[LLJK EU 4] PM: Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jenny Antonsson)->LemonMan/(Shaco Psycho): W h a t .
[LLJK EU 4] MENTORHELP: LemonMan/(Shaco Psycho): kick jack luminos please he is acting like an retard in my kitchen but u dont do shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<sqnq> jesus
<AngriestIBM> !g4 asay Wow great job angering the Lemon man
<AngriestIBM> !g4 asay ps imagine everything he writes in Lemongrab's voice
[LLJK EU 4] HELP: LemonMan/(Shaco Psycho): Ur an fucking asshole Fuck this cunt as motherfucker Fucking ass licking STATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Antrowolf, November 20, 2014

PM: Antrowolf/(Sybil Dean)->Marquesas/(Luis Smith): Leandros Gorden feeds to me syndicate sauce. Legit?
PM: Marquesas/(Luis Smith)->Antrowolf/(Sybil Dean): Dude. You are a chef traitor and he found syndicate sauce on you.
PM: Marquesas/(Luis Smith)->Antrowolf/(Sybil Dean): It's legit as heck.
PM: Antrowolf/(Sybil Dean)->Marquesas/(Luis Smith): No! Him spawn This Sauce with my Pda! I only spawn Butcher knife -.-

XXT3R3Z1Xx, December 6, 2014

Herr_Spy_Guy: Backstory:
Herr_Spy_Guy: I put down a button that kills you if you press it in escape with an arrow pointing to it.
(The button literally says "button that will kill you if you press it")

HELP: XXT3R3Z1Xx/(Zayden Williamson): Can you help me
HELP: XXT3R3Z1Xx/(Zayden Williamson): Can you help me i am dead
PM: Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jennybuddy-647)->XXT3R3Z1Xx/(Zayden Williamson): That is a matter for whoever finds you.
PM: XXT3R3Z1Xx/(Zayden Williamson)->Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jennybuddy-647): I DIDNT THINK IT WOULD WORK
PM: XXT3R3Z1Xx/(Zayden Williamson)->Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jennybuddy-647): THE STUPID BUTTON
PM: XXT3R3Z1Xx/(Zayden Williamson)->Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jennybuddy-647): YOU CANT PUT AN ARROW AND EXPECT ME NOT TO PRESS IT
PM: Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jennybuddy-647)->XXT3R3Z1Xx/(Zayden Williamson): If you'll excuse me for saying so, I do not believe the button is the stupid entity in this scenario.
PM: XXT3R3Z1Xx/(Zayden Williamson)->Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jennybuddy-647): I AM OFFENDED
PM: XXT3R3Z1Xx/(Zayden Williamson)->Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jennybuddy-647): JERL
PM: XXT3R3Z1Xx/(Zayden Williamson)->Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jennybuddy-647): JERK
PM: XXT3R3Z1Xx/(Zayden Williamson)->Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jennybuddy-647): Why are you being so rude
PM: XXT3R3Z1Xx/(Zayden Williamson)->Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jennybuddy-647): YOU CANT PUT A BUTTON AND NOT EXPECT ME TO PRESS IT
PM: XXT3R3Z1Xx/(Zayden Williamson)->Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jennybuddy-647): i dont excuse you for saying it
PM: Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jennybuddy-647)->XXT3R3Z1Xx/(Zayden Williamson): I suppose I can't; but I do expect you to deal with the consequences of your actions - the button is very clear in its' operation.
PM: XXT3R3Z1Xx/(Zayden Williamson)->Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jennybuddy-647): I didnt THINK IT WOULD DO SOMETHING
PM: XXT3R3Z1Xx/(Zayden Williamson)->Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jennybuddy-647): i DIDNT THINK SOMEONE WOULD BE THAT BIG A JERK
PM: Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jennybuddy-647)->XXT3R3Z1Xx/(Zayden Williamson): You were never misled about the function of the button, sir.
PM: XXT3R3Z1Xx/(Zayden Williamson)->Herr_Spy_Guy/(Jennybuddy-647): But that doesnt mean YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT IT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE

Nessingwary2010, Sometime in 2015-2016

46M Hadaly (AI) (Nessingwary2010) PM'd Franklin Briner (Hufflaw) [DEAD]: I dont agreee
46M Hadaly (AI) (Nessingwary2010) PM'd Franklin Briner (Hufflaw) [DEAD]: Is this over the rine?
46M Hadaly (AI) (Nessingwary2010) PM'd Franklin Briner (Hufflaw) [DEAD]: ding dong?
46M Franklin Briner (Hufflaw) [DEAD] PM'd Hadaly (AI) (Nessingwary2010): Oh fuck off.
47M Hadaly (AI) (Nessingwary2010) [DEAD] PM'd Franklin Briner (Hufflaw) [DEAD]: Do you do it for free?
47M Hadaly (AI) (Nessingwary2010) [DEAD] PM'd Franklin Briner (Hufflaw) [DEAD]: *unzips paycheck*

Djfaber007, September 2016

[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.) -> (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov): Hey there, why were you trying to kill the HoS with a crowbar?
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov) -> (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.): You decied to fire me becuase of my stuff ups a while ago so I finally returned and I wanted to get him back.
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov) -> (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.): *he
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov) -> (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.): Not you the hos.
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.) -> (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov): Yeah... you can't kill people just to 'get them back' though.
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov) -> (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.): Am I gettting banned it's called RP revenge.
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.) -> (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov): Directly from the rules: "Legitimate conflicts where people get upset do happen however, these conflicts should escalate properly and retribution must be proportionate"
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.) -> (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov): You can't just walk up to someone and wail on them with a crowbar until they almost die without even saying a word.
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov) -> (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.): People do that in real life.
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.) -> (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov): Nor should you be trying to kill anyone, let alone a superior officer in the first place?
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.) -> (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov): So you are saying casual murder is common and OK in real life?
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov) -> (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.): No but people do it in real life that's what i'm doing.
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.) -> (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov): You have read our RP rules, right?
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov) -> (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.): I've read half.
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.) -> (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov): Yeah, that's no excuse. See: ?Chain-of-command and security are important. The head of your department is your boss and they can fire you, security officers can arrest you for stealing or breaking into places. The preference would be that unless they're doing something unreasonable, such as spacing you for writing on the walls, you shouldn't frea
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.) -> (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov): A key point there is: "CAN FIRE YOU"
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov) -> (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.): It's just a game just calm down I just want to have fun.
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.) -> (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov): I know, but if your fun comes at the cost of others not having fun, that's not okay.
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov) -> (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.): Oh my god.
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov) -> (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.): Just calm down.
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.) -> (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov): I'm just stating the facts here.
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov) -> (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.): And just please don't ban me this is pafetic it's just a game.
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.) -> (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov): So please, don't try to pull this in the future and justify it as 'rp revenge' or a different silly reason you come up with for breaking the rules. Thanks!
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov) -> (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.): OH MY FREAKING GOD...
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov) -> (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.): ITS JUST A GAME.
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.) -> (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov): What's happening now?
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov) -> (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.): PEOPLE DONT WANT TO READ A FREAKING TWO PAGE LONG RULES ITS JUST A WAIST OF FREAKING TIME PEOPLE JUST WANT TO PLAY THE GAME AND HAVE FUN IM NOT BEING IM BEING STUPID IM NOT BULLYING SO IS THIS HAPPENING.
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov) -> (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.): WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.) -> (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov): Why is what happening? Also, you need to read the rules so you can be sure you are not breaking them. We need to have some semblance of order in the game, and rules that everyone abide by are a great way to accomplish that.
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.) -> (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov): If you want more lax rules without an enforced RP element, check out LLJK2 (our other server).
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov) -> (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.): YOU JUST LIKE TO PLAY A STUPID GAME WHERE YOU GET TO BOSS PEOPLE AROUND ALL THE TIME AND THE REASON WHY YOU WANT TO BE AN ADMIN OF THIS GAME IS BECAUSE IN REAL LIFE YOU ARE PERSON THAT HAS NO FREAKING OTHER LIFE AND REALISES THAT HE CANT BOSS PEOPLE AROUND IN REAL LIFE OR YOU WILL GET JAILED.
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.) -> (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov): I'm not exactly sure how personal attacks will help you understand the rules better.
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov) -> (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.): PLEASE BE QUIET ABOUT THE FREAKING RULES I WILL READ THEM LATER AND I HAVE FOUR WORDS FOR YOU GO AND GET A FREAKING YOU PAFETIC LOOSER NOW STOP TALKING TO ME.
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.) -> (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov): That's a lot more than four words. The reason I continue to mention the rules is because if you don't follow them, you'll get banned.
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov) -> (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.): I CANT BELIEVE YOU WATSE YOUR TIME ON BOSSING PEOPLE AROUND ON A GAME MATE IM LAUGHING AT YOU RIGHT NOW YOU PAFETIC LOOSER
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov) -> (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.): I WILL READ THE FREAKING RULES!
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.) -> (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov): Thank you so much! Try not to break them in the future!
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov) -> (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.): OK JUST LEAVE ME ALONE MY GOD YOU ARE FREAKING UNBELIEVABLE YOU JUST NEED TO SIT DOWN AND THINK ABOUT YOUR FREAKING LIFE YOU PAFETIC LOOSER.
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.) -> (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov): Okay! Will do so for both requests.
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov) -> (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.): FREAKING FINALLY I WILL BE ENDING THE CONVERSATION AND ALSO IF YOU ARE SOME SEVEN YEAR OLD OR A PERSON THAT DOES NOT HAVE A JOB GO GET ONE AND STOP BOSSSING PEOPLE AROUND ON A GAME.
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov) -> (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.): YOU MINDLESS MONKEY
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.) -> (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov): Great to hear that! I do have to get to work tomorrow, so I should get going. Goodnight.
[LLJK RP 1] ADMINPM (D​jfaber007/Nelson Petrov) -> (Z​ewaka/Shitty Bill Jr.): GOODNIGHT

E​manresu123(4), November 23, 2017

ADMINHELP (E​manresu123/Xylarn Azkal): Glitch. Put me back in my body I got glitched.
ADMINPM (MBC/Dotty Spud) -> (E​manresu123/Xylarn Azkal): judging from the logs it looks like you stepped on the loafer inlet pipe and fell in
ADMINPM (E​manresu123/Xylarn Azkal) -> (MBC/Dotty Spud): And it GLITCHED and I DIDN'T fall in
ADMINPM (MBC/Dotty Spud) -> (E​manresu123/Xylarn Azkal): what do you mean?
ADMINPM (E​manresu123/Xylarn Azkal) -> (MBC/Dotty Spud): My body still exists
ADMINPM (MBC/Dotty Spud) -> (E​manresu123/Xylarn Azkal): I don't see it, can you show me where?
ADMINPM (E​manresu123/Xylarn Azkal) -> (MBC/Dotty Spud): On the loaf input thing...
ADMINPM (MBC/Dotty Spud) -> (E​manresu123/Xylarn Azkal): try relogging, I think it's a display thing
ADMINPM (MBC/Dotty Spud) -> (​/Xylarn Azkal): your body isn't showing up there for me
ADMINHELP (E​manresu123/Xylarn Azkal): PLEASE TURN ME INTO A SENTIENT LOAF AS A JOKE IT WOULD BE FUNNY!
ADMINPM (MBC/Dotty Spud) -> (E​manresu123/Xylarn Azkal): please don't ask for things in adminhelp (also what you are asking for is not possible)
[20 minutes later]
ADMINHELP (E​manresu123/Xylarn Azkal): By the way CHANCE KILLED ME. I didn't just walk onto it accidentally. Chance PULLED me onto it. (And he couldn't of known I was an antagonist so it is not valid)
ASAY (MBC/Dotty Spud): i dont trust this guy adminhelping it like 20 mins later
ADMINHELP (E​manresu1234/Lance Conrad): CLANCE KILLING ME!!
ASAY (H​ufflaw/IRC): Wait that's literally
ADMINHELP (E​manresu1234/Lance Conrad): ADMIN REVIVE ME CLANCE KILLED ME NOT VALID!!!
ASAY (H​ufflaw/IRC): Thats Emanresu123 with a 4 behind it
ADMINPM (MBC/Dotty Spud) -> (E​manresu1234/Lance Conrad): Did you login with a separate account to try to get Chance in trouble?
ADMINPM (E​manresu1234/Lance Conrad) -> (MBC/Dotty Spud): No. I just want STRANGELET LOAF...
ADMINPM (MBC/Dotty Spud) -> (E​manresu1234/Lance Conrad): Are you the owner of the byond account Emanresu123?
ADMINPM (E​manresu1234/Lance Conrad) -> (MBC/Dotty Spud): No.
ADMINPM (MBC/Dotty Spud) -> (E​manresu1234/Lance Conrad): okay that's good because your byond key happens to match that one exactly except for a 4 at the end
ADMINPM (E​manresu1234/Lance Conrad) -> (MBC/Dotty Spud): But YOU'RE the owner of the Byond account IThinkEverythingIsValids if you don't notice that Clance killing me is not valid
ADMINPM (MBC/Dotty Spud) -> (A​wfulworldkid/Chance Ironmonger): hello, I don't believe that you've done this but I need to ask for confirmation. How did the captain get loafed, he stood over the hole?
ADMINPM (A​wfulworldkid/Chance Ironmonger) -> (MBC/Dotty Spud): He stood over the hole. I warned him earlier, and I nearly died after he activated it right after I moved off of it.
ADMINPM (MBC/Dotty Spud) -> (E​manresu1234/Lance Conrad): Alright, this issue has been investigated and the logs show that he warned you multiple times to move out of the way
ADMINPM (E​manresu1234/Lance Conrad) -> (MBC/Dotty Spud): He never said that
ADMINPM (MBC/Dotty Spud) -> (E​manresu1234/Lance Conrad): also you were an antagonist

Jaimsey, April 3, 2018

Haj325, March 23, 2019

From a thread in the Admin Complaints subforums under the title "Syndicate member #5 3/23 1:30am ish":

Synopsis: on goon server 1 i had a teammate as a syndicate take my gun from me(when he had his own he put in his backpack to take mine(as a 2h)) and i asked him to give it back and that it could be a good round, he told me some smartass comment and told me "to bring it" he had full gear i couldnt go non lethal he FORCED me to take my own gun back and got at least 1 other teamate to try to kill me ruining the round for all of us i ahelped this after and fire-something said he would look into it, he never really got back to me about 10 minutes later i msged him and he said "it seemed like a misunderstanding" i replied i would have no less been banned for doing this on goon 1 no less the "RP" server and that he tottally ruined the round for me and my teammates and he logged off, im tired and kinda pissed -signing off. Check dah loggs he was being a shitty griefer

Dumb enough on its own, but what really puts this under Dumb Pubbies is admin/coder Herr_Spy_Guy's reply:

This is a player complaint, not an admin complaint. Please also keep to the template.

This was thoroughly investigated and it was found that the individual who stole your gun was Von Braun, the NPC syndicate monkey.