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|[[File:Mailman hat.png]]||Mailman hat||Uniform||<font color=green>+3<!--joke--></font>|| Any true deliveryman needs one to show off how important their package is. | |[[File:Mailman hat.png]]||Mailman hat||Uniform||<font color=green>+3<!--joke--></font>|| Any true deliveryman needs one to show off how important their package is. | ||
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|[[File:Formal turban.png]]||Formal turban||Religious||<font color=green>+2</font>||<!--joke--> | |[[File:Formal turban.png]]||Formal turban||Religious||<font color=green>+2</font>||<!--joke-->This is a Sikh turban, you mouth-breathers. Wear the other one if you're going to make Allahu Ackbar jokes. | ||
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|[[File:Rabi hat.png]]||Rabi hat||Religious||<font color=green>+4</font>||<!--joke--> | |[[File:Rabi hat.png]]||Rabi hat||Religious||<font color=green>+4</font>||<!--joke-->Useful if you're going to barge into the kitchen and tell the [[Chef]] to stop making [[Foods|Bacon Cakes]]. | ||
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|[[File:turban.png]]||Turban||Religious||<font color=green>+3</font>|| | |[[File:turban.png]]||Turban||Religious||<font color=green>+3</font>|| Be sure to stress how important the hajj is to all Staff Assistants you pass. | ||
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|[[File:cakehat.png]]||Cakehat||Religious<!--joke-->||<font color=green>+∞</font>|| It can also be worn unlit ([[File:cakehat unlit.png]]), but what jackass would like doing that?! | |[[File:cakehat.png]]||Cakehat||Religious<!--joke-->||<font color=green>+∞</font>|| It can also be worn unlit ([[File:cakehat unlit.png]]), but what jackass would like doing that?! | ||
Revision as of 22:17, 27 March 2013
"Don't do anything except look nice", I would rather say, look stylish as hell!.
| Appearance | Name | Type | Style Score | Info |
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Tophat | Classic | +3 | The barman has a Monopoly on Tophats |
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Detective hat | Classic | +3 | A hat fit for a man down on his luck and all out of time on a station full of assholes -- *monologue |
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Captain hat | Military | +3 | It matches the uniform. |
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Chef's hat | Uniform | +2 | What kind of chef doesn't have a big white hat? A bad one. With awful food. |
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Mailman hat | Uniform | +3 | Any true deliveryman needs one to show off how important their package is. |
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Formal turban | Religious | +2 | This is a Sikh turban, you mouth-breathers. Wear the other one if you're going to make Allahu Ackbar jokes. |
| File:Rabi hat.png | Rabi hat | Religious | +4 | Useful if you're going to barge into the kitchen and tell the Chef to stop making Bacon Cakes. |
| File:Turban.png | Turban | Religious | +3 | Be sure to stress how important the hajj is to all Staff Assistants you pass. |
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Cakehat | Religious | +∞ | It can also be worn unlit ( ), but what jackass would like doing that?!
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Plunger | Tool | -2 | It'sa me! Assistant! |
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Paper hat | Tool | -∞ | Made from folding a paper sheet ( )
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Butt | Body part | +0.5 | The roboticist will be of great help for you style. |
| File:Blue wizard hat.png | Blue Wizard hat | Uniform | Magical | Classic magic. |
Notice: Robuddies can also wear many types of hats. 
Instructional Video
All About Hats : How to Wear a Black Beret
A black beret is the ultimate in timeless fashion accessories. Learn how to wear a beret with the help of a fashion expert in this free video ... (1:20)
by ehowbeauty
Supplementary Videos
HATS
a show about HATS! (2:27)
by gradualreport
Just One More Hat
Finally it's done. (3:26)
by burningfajitasalt
Llamas with Hats
All the fun of llamas, but with the added comfort of hats! (1:19)
by SecretAgentBob on Feb 19, 2009
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