Food is what you eat. Drinks are what you drink. Here is a list of food/drink items and recipes for the Chef to utilize and the crew to enjoy. All heal amounts listed are the total amount the item will heal you if you eat it completely. Food will not heal if someone is injured past moderate (yellow) health. This list is by no means complete so keep experimenting.
Some of this shit has side-effects, so make sure you know what you're force feeding that assistant eating.
Snacks
Icon |
Food Name |
Food Type |
Healing |
Info
|
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Donut |
Snack |
+3 |
2x recovery for Security, can also be frosted for x2 heal
|
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Crisps |
Snack |
+3 |
Extremely crunchy
|
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Candy Bar |
Snack |
+3 |
Nooget Bar
|
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Meatball |
Snack |
+2 |
It's a meatball! This description didn't sound nearly as dumb back when it wasn't named that ingame.
|
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Apple |
Plant |
+3 |
Good at healing
|
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Banana |
Plant |
+4 |
Peel it first!
|
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Orange |
Plant |
+3 |
|
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Lemon |
Plant |
+4 |
|
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Lime |
Plant |
+4 |
|
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Grapes |
Plant |
+5 |
|
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Melon Slice |
Plant |
+2 |
Slice a watermelon with something sharp to get six of these
|
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Tomato |
Plant |
+1 |
Will splat if thrown
|
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Chili Pepper |
Plant |
+2 |
Warms you up when applied to food and eaten
|
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Carrot |
Plant |
+3 |
|
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Lettuce Leaf |
Plant |
+1 |
|
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Slurryfruit |
Plant |
Bad |
Poisonous
|
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????? |
Failed Dish |
Bad |
The result of a bad recipe
|
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Smoldering Mess |
Failed Dish |
Bad |
The result of overcooking something
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Drinks
Icon |
Drink Name |
Type |
Available From |
Info
|
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Space Beer |
alcohol |
Bar |
Standard alcoholic drink
|
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Cider |
alcohol |
Bar |
Slightly stronger than beer
|
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Wine |
alcohol |
Bar |
Fairly strong
|
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Vodka |
alcohol |
Bar |
Very strong
|
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Jack Daniel's Reserve |
alcohol |
Bar |
A real man's drink
|
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Stinkeye's Special Reserve |
alcohol |
Bar |
Holy shit never drink this
|
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Space Cola |
soda |
Cafe, Vendor |
|
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Robust-Eez |
soda |
Robust-Eez Vendor |
Carbonated Robusting Tonic
|
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Grife-O |
soda |
Grife-O Vendor |
Contains ACTUAL space dust
|
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Dr. Pubber |
soda |
Robust-Eez Vendor |
Makes you sleepy
|
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Grones Soda |
soda |
Robust-Eez Vendor |
Comes in random flavors
|
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Spooky Dan's |
soda |
Grife-O Vendor |
Not industrial runoff. Nope!
|
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Lime-Aid |
other |
Robust-Eez Vendor |
Contains Antihol, fights alcohol
|
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Orange-Aid |
soda |
Grife-O Vendor |
Helps recover eye damage
|
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Decirprevo Water |
soda |
Soda Vendors |
Just plain old water
|
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Coffee |
other |
Vendor |
Makes you jittery
|
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Milk |
other |
Bar |
Good for you
|
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Happy Elf Hot Chocolate |
Coffee Vendor |
Vendor |
Warms you up incredibly quick
|
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Chicken Soup |
other |
Coffee Vendor |
Can cure minor diseases
|
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Weight-Loss Shake |
other |
Coffee Vendor |
Can cure no diseases
|
Other Food-Related Items
Icon |
Name |
Info
|
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Spoon |
Needed to eat certain dishes
|
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Fork |
Needed to eat certain dishes
|
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Knife |
Used for cutting certain items - not that good a melee weapon
|
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Rolling Pin |
Hits fairly hard
|
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Banana Peel |
Slippery. Created from peeling a banana, obviously
|
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Fish |
Can be used to slap people around
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Chef's Cookbook
Here's where the real fun starts. Most of the ingredients needed by the Chef should be in the Kitchen/Freezer lockers or can be grown for you in Hydroponics; however, some recipes may require items from elsewhere on the Station. Some of these recipes have benefits and downsides, so be wary.
Ingredients
Short list of items that will be your ingredients. This is everything a good Chef need to make even most crazy dish.
Icon |
Ingredient Name |
Available From
|
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Flour |
Foodtech Machine or process from Wheat
|
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Sugar |
Foodtech Machine or process from Sugarcane
|
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Oatmeal |
Foodtech Machine
|
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Human Meat |
Put people in gibber
|
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Monkey Meat |
Skewer monkeys on spike
|
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Synthetic Meat |
Hydroponics
|
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Fish Fillet |
Comes in different kinds
|
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Mystery Meat |
Raking through gibs - dubious nutritional value
|
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Brain |
Robotics
|
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Butt |
Robotics
|
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Apple |
Hydroponics
|
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Pumpkin |
Hydroponics
|
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Watermelon |
Hydroponics
|
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Potato |
Hydroponics
|
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Mushroom |
Hydroponics
|
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Tomato |
Hydroponics
|
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Chili Pepper |
Hydroponics
|
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Egg |
Kitchen locker
|
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Milk |
Kitchen
|
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Cheese |
Kitchen refridgerator
|
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Spaghetti |
Kitchen refridgerator
|
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Chocolate bar |
Pour some Happy Elf Hot Chocolate into a glass, beaker, spray bottle and throw, splash or spray.
|
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Peanut Butter |
Kitchen
|
Ingredient Processing
The Processor in kitchen storage is important too! With it, you can turn items into different forms, which may be more useful, or usable in recipes.
Produced Item |
Recepie |
Creation Method |
Info
|
Flour |
 |
Food processor |
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Sugar |
 |
Food processor |
|
Dough |
 |
Kitchen sink |
|
Sweet dough |
+ |
In hand |
|
x4 Cookie dough |
+  |
In Hand |
Can use any cutting object, probably shouldn't be eaten raw!
|
Ice cream cone |
+  |
 |
1 second, low
|
Cake batter |
+ +  |
Mixer |
|
Loaf of bread |
 |
Oven |
|
Slice of bread |
+ |
In hand |
|
Loaf of banana bread |
+ +  |
Oven |
Should probably peel the banana first!
|
Slice of banana bread |
+ |
In hand |
|
Meatball |
 |
Food processor |
Works with any kind of meat.
|
Brain Meatball |
 |
Food processor |
|
Butt Meatball |
 |
Food processor |
May make you sick
|
Meat paste |
/  |
Mixer |
Works with any kind of meat or fish.
|
Tomato sauce |
 |
Food processor |
Condiment - can be applied to any food
|
Hot Sauce |
 |
Food processor |
Condiment - can be applied to any food, is as spicy as the chili it came from
|
Mayonnaise |
 |
Food processor |
Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more
|
Cream |
 |
Food processor |
Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more
|
Custard |
+ |
Oven |
|
Unfinished pizza base |
+  |
In hand |
|
Half-finished pizza base |
+  |
In hand |
|
Pizza base |
+  |
In hand |
|
x3 Tortilla |
+  |
In Hand |
Can use any cutting object
|
x6 Melon Slices |
+  |
In Hand |
Can use any cutting object (knife, scalpel, axe, etc)
|
Fish Fillet |
+  |
In Hand |
Different kinds of fish exist
|
Chips |
+  |
In Hand |
Once to peel, twice to chop into chips
|
Wonton wrapper |
+  |
 |
Three wrappers for the price of one
|
Deep Frier
Every food can be deep fried, so can other items. Traitor items, fire extinguishers, ID Card's, pretty much anything you can think of besides containers.
Main course
This is a list of probably not remotely all of chef's dishes. Enjoy - Bork Bork Bork.
Produced Item |
Recipe |
Creation method |
Time & Temperature |
Info
|
Toast |
 |
Oven |
5 seconds, low |
|
Cheese on toast |
+  |
Oven |
5 seconds, low |
|
Cheese sandwich |
+ +  |
Oven |
6 seconds, low |
|
Meat sandwich |
+ +  |
Oven |
6 seconds, low |
|
Peanut Butter Sandwich |
+ +  |
Oven |
6 seconds, low |
|
Donk pocket |
+  |
Oven |
7 seconds, high |
|
Bacon |
 |
Oven |
6 seconds, high |
|
/ Hotdog |
+  |
Oven |
6 seconds, low |
Use a slice of bread on it to apply the bun.
|
Corndog |
+ Rods |
In Hand |
N/A |
More filling than a regular hotdog.
|
Taco |
 |
Oven |
6 seconds, low |
Don't forget to add meat (Any kind), cheese, and sauce after cooking the shell!
|
Burger |
+  |
Oven |
6 seconds, high |
You can make normal, double or triple burger by adding one, two or three pieces of meat.
|
Cheeseburger |
+ +  |
Oven |
7 Seconds, High |
A burger, with cheese.
|
Monkey Cheese Burger |
+ +  |
Oven |
7 Seconds, High |
Must use Monkey Meat specifically
|
Coronator |
+ + +  |
Oven |
9 Seconds, Low/High |
Crazy huge burger that will probably make you sick.
|
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+ + +  |
Oven |
9 Seconds, Low |
You'll get sick and die.
|
Brain burger |
+  |
Oven |
6 seconds, high |
Almost like a regular burger. Except with kuru.
|
Ass burger |
+  |
Oven |
6 seconds, high |
May cause sickness and/or kuru.
|
Roburger |
+  |
Oven |
6 seconds, high |
May cause eruptive 'borging
|
Dubious burger |
+  |
Oven |
6 seconds, high |
Bit nastier than a regular burger
|
Fish burger |
+  |
Oven |
7 seconds, high |
Type of fish used doesn't matter
|
Steak |
 |
Oven |
9 seconds, low |
MMHMM, THIS TASTE DELICIOUS
|
Fish fingers |
 |
Oven |
9 seconds, low |
The type of fish used is irrelevant.
|
Baked potato |
 |
Oven |
9 seconds, High |
|
Fries |
 |
Oven |
7 seconds, Low |
|
Bacon and eggs |
+  |
Microwave |
N/A |
Requires fork
|
Plain Spaghetti |
 |
Oven |
8 seconds, high |
Requires fork
|
Spaghetti in sauce |
+ |
Oven |
8 seconds, high |
Requires fork
|
Spaghetti arrabiata |
+ |
Oven |
8 seconds, high |
Requires fork, warms you up
|
Spaghetti with meatballs |
+ |
Oven |
8 seconds, high |
Requires fork
|
Plain pizza |
 |
Oven |
9 seconds, high |
|
Meat pizza |
+ |
Oven |
9 seconds, high |
|
Space mushroom pizza |
+ |
Oven |
9 seconds, high |
|
Donut |
+  |
Oven |
3 seconds, low |
|
Cookie |
 |
Oven |
2 seconds, high |
Can be baked with oatmeal or a candy bar for different flavors of cookie.
|
Waffles |
+  |
Oven |
10 seconds, low |
|
Creamy pie |
+  |
Oven |
2 seconds, high |
Requires spoon
|
Custard pie |
+  |
Oven |
2 seconds, high |
Requires spoon
|
Apple pie |
+  |
Oven |
6 seconds, high |
Requires spoon
|
Pumpkin pie |
+  |
Oven |
6 seconds, high |
Requires spoon
|
Lemon meringue pie |
+  |
Oven |
6 seconds, high |
Requires spoon
|
Key lime pie |
+  |
Oven |
6 seconds, high |
Requires spoon
|
Asspie |
+  |
Oven |
8 seconds, high |
|
Creamy sponge cake |
+  |
Oven |
7 seconds, high |
|
Chocolate sponge cake |
+  |
Oven |
7 seconds, high |
|
Meat cake |
+  |
Oven |
7 seconds, high |
|
George Melon |
+  |
In Hand |
N/A |
Must be sliced before eating
|
x6 George Melon Slices |
+  |
In Hand |
N\A |
Slices have a random effect on the consumer
|
Mashed brains |
+  |
 |
5 seconds, high |
Good brain food
|
Meatloaf |
 |
 |
6 seconds, high |
Requires fork
|
Maple oatmeal |
 |
 |
6 seconds, high |
Requires spoon
|
X rangoon |
X +  |
 |
|
Use X on wrapper, then fry
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