Rules

	THE BIG RED WARNING BOX! READ THE RULES BEFORE YOU MESS UP!
	This game is about survival. Do not use this as an excuse to be terrible! All actions are recorded. The Administrators can and will ban you on sight for breaking the rules. Please read the rules in its entirety. If you need help use the "Adminhelp" command to report rule breakers. Use the "Mentorhelp" for game related questions. Remember this and you will ensure a much more enjoyable playing experience. DON'T BE SHIT!

If you type Rules ingame and press enter, you will get a pop-up with a short summary of the rules. This page is a more detailed and complete list of our rules.

The rules of the Goonstation servers are there to ensure an enjoyable and finely regulated RP experienggpffhfhahhahaha, okay, no. The rules are there so we can just weed out annoying fuckwits and other detriments to the server. The net effect of this is that the playability increases for good players after all!

Bear in mind that the rules are general guidelines! Don't try to weasel or lawyer out of trouble. If the admin staff decides you are a problem for other players you can and will be removed! Deal with it! The spirit of the rules is what gets enforced, so things that are not on any rules list but are undoubtedly shit will still get you punished/banned.

The traitors and regular crew should try to ruin each other's fun, of course. That's the point.

Don't Not Read the Rules

Admitting or otherwise displaying in any way that you didn't read the rules is shit and will get you punished. Obviously you're on your way to following this one!

Don't Grief

Injuring or killing crew, sabotaging or destroying the station, uploading AI laws allowing the AI to murder people, and otherwise fucking shit up for other players without a good reason to be doing so is considered griefing. There is a line between griefing and permissible shenanigans, but it is subjective and up to the presiding admin to decide.

What constitutes a good reason to injure, kill and destroy? One or more of the following:

• You are an enemy of the station and/or crew (Traitor, Operative, Wizard, Changeling, Zombie, Vampire)
• An admin has given you permission or told you to do it.
• The guy you're killing is a confirmed enemy of the station (be sure before you kill!)

The following are NOT reasons to engage in wanton carnage:

• You think the person is AFK or logged out
• You are roleplaying as a psychopath, lunatic, malfunctioning AI, or anything dumb like that. Seriously, it's dumb. Don't do it.
• One or more people (including yourself) think the round is boring.
• The station is a wreck, everyone's dead, or everything's already going to hell.
• The round is about to end anyway (go ahead once the shuttle arrives at centcom, but until then, the round is still going)
• Self defense. Call security and/or incapacitate your attacker.
• The victim has a potentially dangerous job such as Scientist, Clown, or Janitor.
• "NO REASON"

IC in OOC

Don't say anything that's going on in the current round in the OOC channel, especially if it's sensitive info that pertains to the round mode. Don't try to wiggle around it by tacit or cute omission either - if it gets called out as IC in OOC, then it's IC in OOC. End of story. The following are all examples of IC in OOC:

• "Help, the traitor's killing me!"
• "I hate wet floors."
• "Who are those guys in the red suits?"
• "My screen went black, what happened?"
• "Oh god, Killer Tomatoes in Cargo Bay!"

Consider that people are not so stupid as you think - more info can be discerned from a statement than just the words alone. "I hate wet floors" may look innocuous, but it more than likely states that you just slipped over, and the Janitor is presumably at fault.

Exceptions may be made in some circumstances, mostly when the info given pertains entirely to yourself and no other players, and/or you need help with something. For example:

• "I'm the AI!" - This is fine. Pretty pointless, but fine.
• "I'm the Wizard!" - Not ok. Other players don't know it's Wizard mode, so you gave away round information.
• "I'm the AI, how do I open doors?" - Fine, and encouraged - if you don't know how to play something normal, asking in OOC can get you pointed to the information you need more often than not. The AI is a normal job present in most rounds, so the players pretty much expect one to be present - thus announcing the presence of one doesn't leak any sensitive info. Since OOC is now off during the game by default, general non-spoilery gameplay questions like this can be asked over the radio.
• "What does Knock do?" - Not ok. Again, you leaked the round mode by stating a Wizard spell, even if it was for a fairly innocent purpose. If you need info on something unusual, look it up on the wiki or mentorhelp it - don't OOC it!

OOC in IC

OOC in IC comes up less often and isn't as bad of an offense as IC in OOC, but it's still not allowed for reason that it's pretty dumb. However, this goes beyond just words - using any information gleaned from outside the round itself is forbidden. This is kind of difficult to come up with examples for given how rarely this comes up, but the main application we see is grudging.

To give an example of Grudging, lets say Jimmy Poo kills you one round and it turned out he wasn't the traitor - that shouldn't have happened, but perhaps he slipped through the admin's fingers in one way or another. It happens. Or maybe it was a special situation(god told him to do it, he was a rev that was dereved or maybe the killer wasn't the real Jimmy Poo). Next round, you hunt down and kill Jimmy Poo because he killed you last round - this is not okay! Each round is it's own round, and nothing from past rounds should factor into it.

Another OOC in IC issue is using IC in OOC information. For an example, Jimmy Poo kills the captain, and the captain OOCs that. Do not use this as a reason to arrest/kill Jimmy Poo.

Also while saying "I was afk" usually isn't frowned upon, using OOC parentheses, such as "((I was afk))" or even worse, "((lol i'm new))" is not allowed.

Don't Be a Bigot/Creep

Bigotry of any form isn't acceptable on the servers. This includes all "in character" communication or actions. Don't roleplay a homophobe, racist, sexist, or other bigot. There is no acceptable excuse for using bigoted language. We don't care if you are gay, black, Latina/o, etc. in real life. D”on't use bigoted language, period. This also applies to names, including spoonerisms (e.g. "Digger Nick").

Creepiness is also unacceptable. This includes rape jokes or roleplaying sex, sexual harassment/assault, or rape. Basically, if it involves your genitals, it doesn't belong here.

Don't Import Drama

What people do on the internet outside of SS13 is not the concern of any of us. We don't know, we don't care, we don't WANT to know. Harassing someone in-game, on the forums, or in IRC about things they do or say outside of it is terrible. If it didn't happen here, then it didn't happen as far as we're concerned.

Don't Multikey

Using more than one account per round to play is forbidden. This is most often done when a player dies, so that they can hop on another account and just avoid being dead - death is death! Once you're dead, you're out of the round until you're revived/respawned or the next round comes about. Don't try to lie about it - we'll know.

If you have siblings or friends who are playing on different computers in the same house/network, please adminhelp it so there's no risk of you being accidentally banned as a multikeyer. Please note that even in these instances, using multiple accounts from the same computer is not allowed.

Don't Shit up Chat Channels

In any of the chat channels, ingame or otherwise, do not, under any circumstances:

• talk about BYOND Medals.
• make anime faces (O_O >_> XD and so forth are forbidden, but faces like =) and :S are okay).
• talk about anything to do with anime, furries, or My Little Pony.
• be bigoted, creepy, whiny, annoying or needlessly hostile. Doing these "ironically" is entirely at your own risk.
• argue like a prick with other players. If you can somehow argue and NOT look like a prick, that's fine.
• ask the admins to do things ("Let's have an alien round!" or the like).
• act like an attention whore in OOC or on Goonstation-related chat/forums, especially if you got banned.
• spout memes
• spam anything.
• advertise anything.

As a ghost, do not:

• spam a message in a vain attempt to get living people to hear you
• scream about who killed you repeatedly

Don't Metagame / Impersonate Admins

Main Article: Metagaming

Don't operate with information you 'shouldn't' have or otherwise cheat the roundtype.

Impersonating server staff in the game is forbidden: Sending PDA messages or telepathic messages purporting to be server staff is not permitted.

Don't Piss off the Admins

Doing anything that will intentionally piss them off is against the rules. This includes arguing with admins that the rules are dumb or wrong, being snarky or irritating, and otherwise getting up in our faces about shit.

Punishments

Oh dear, it looks like you decided to completely ignore the rules like a complete jackass! What will happen if you break the rules? One or more of the following:

Warning

Simply being told to quit what you're doing ingame, either by direct PM or a "voice in your head". Disobeying this is a pretty bad idea - you'll probably get punished harder if you ignore a warning.

Muting

Muting stops you from talking on ALL channels.

Prison

Your character will be sent to the Punishment Dimension, where an admin (should) contact you shortly to interrogate you. Generally this is just a holding area and not a punishment in and of itself - if you can satisfy the admin that you weren't being shit, you'll be returned to the station. If not, banning will likely follow.

If you ever get sent here and an explanation or interrogation doesn't occur after a few minutes, adminhelp it.

Death and/or Humiliation

Usually reserved for things which are shit but not quite bannable, such as incessantly whining or doing a great impression of The Serious. If you're not reduced to a pile of mushy gibs or struck dead on the spot you can expect to be made fat, stupid, a lizard, or other horrible things such as Centcom marking you for the crew to beat down. In these cases, bemoaning your fate will only make things worse.

Job Ban

Usually reserved for piss-poor performances in certain jobs (usually the more sensitive ones such as Captain or AI), this will prevent you from playing as the banned job until your ban is lifted. You can also be job banned from things that aren't quite jobs but are important, such as Traitor, Wizard, etc.

If you don't like playing as certain jobs so much that you don't even want the risk of being randomly selected for them, you can request a job ban on the jobs you really don't want to be. Requested job bans are not punitive measures, so don't worry about them becoming a black mark against you or anything like that.

Server Ban

Makes you unable to log onto the server until the ban expires. Pretty self-explanatory.

Permabans will never expire - they're reserved for the worst offenses.

Things to Know

Finally, just some general pointers and advice on the rules and adminnery in general.

Warnings Aren't Required

Don't complain that you didn't get a warning before being hit with punishment. If you're being sufficiently shit or breaking rules then it's obvious you didn't read them - ignorance of THE LAW is no excuse!

Different Admins have Different Styles

Some admins enforce some rules more harshly than others. None of the admin crew really has much of a problem with this for the most part, unless permabans are being handed out like it's banmas and Banta Claus is in town. You should never break any of the rules of course, but if you do then don't whine that you were on the receiving end of a less lenient admin's wrath when you did.

Punishments are Case by Case

How much someone else got punished for the same offense is of no relevance to your own punishment. Unless there's a flagrant difference between the two (example: Jimmy Poo got 30 minutes for hitting someone with an extinguisher, and you got a permaban)

What to do about Admin Bullshit

The Appeal Forum exists so that we can detect any badmin activity going on and put a stop to it before we start losing good players. If you think you were banned or otherwise punished with shitty reasoning (or if you think someone else's treatment was bullshit) then go to the Unban Appeals section for requesting your ban be overturned, or the Admin Complaints section for calling out any other bullshit.

Bear in mind that your definition of bullshit may vary wildly from that of others - your circumstances will be called as what they are! Also read the forum rules or you'll be subjected to a viciously ego-shattering drubbing. More specifically use the Ban Appeals template for ban appeals, and How to complain about an admin for the admin complaints template. Failure to use either of these templates in your threads may get you ostracized, or make your pleas of innocence fall on deaf ears. Also when arguing your case, try to be reasonable and if you did break a rule, don't try to weasel out of it by saying dumb things like "I didn't mean "harsh word against minorities" that way", or by denying everything. Admins have logs and they will call you out on your actions if necessary.

Hilarity Clause

Oft cited but seldom used these days. The Hilarity Clause basically goes that if you make a transgression against the rules but do so in a manner which is sufficiently entertaining or funny, you'll receive no punishment for your actions. Bear in mind that "funny" is entirely relative and it is purely up to the admins to decide if you were funny enough or not - also bear in mind that we've seen many things a lot of times before. If you're going to shoot for this rule, be original. Copycatting someone else's shtick won't end well for you.

Sploded Clause

If you are and have been a consistently terrible player for a long time, the admins can ban you purely based your history alone and do not need any further excuse or cause. The enforcement of this rule generally requires several admins to be in agreement that you are utter shit before taking any action, so you essentially have to be shit for a very long time and get on a lot of people's nerves before this will become applicable.

Named after Sploded, aka Dr. Von Overdose, a terminally shitty player who would constantly grief and fuck things up for other players while adminhelping anything that happened to him. This is not something to be proud of!

Lord Doom Clause

The rules do not apply to Lord Doom. This works both ways.

He can do anything he wants to you, but on the other hand you can also do anything you want to him with no fear of consequences. This only applies to the person with the BYOND key Lord Doom and never anyone else. Especially not you. Don't try it.

Rules Clarifications

Confirmed Enemy Role

A confirmed enemy role is someone who:

• is caught with their own unlocked traitor PDA
• is named an obvious syndicate name like funkworks head or the like
• is a changeling confirmed with either a blood test or you, personally, saw them do something changeling-y
• is obviously a wizard (wearing wizard clothes, casting spells, etc etc)
• has traitor gear with their fingerprints on it (or no fingerprints at all if they're wearing gloves) and no believable story as to how they got it

A confirmed enemy role is NOT someone who:

• hits you with a fire extinguisher and farts in your face
• picked up an emag that has like six other dudes' fingerprints on it (but now you have a list of people to hunt down and interrogate)
• gets pointed at in the centcom report - those are guesses, and are often wrong!
• says IM A TRATER LOL on the radio. Come on.
• really pisses you off like way bad oh my god that guy is such an asshole can we just kill him already

If they're not a confirmed enemy role, don't murder them! Yes, Chef, this means you, you can't just gib anyone who you can find. Stop stuffing living people in the fucking gibber argh

Other stuff

Please check this page for information on how we would like our players to act regarding the syndicate shuttle: Nuclear Emergency