Pubbie Tears

This is where all logs of pubbie hilarity get put. DO IT.

A Quick Note

Being listed here, Just like the "Dumb Pubbies" page is certainly NOT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF, Please don't brag about being listed here.

John102

FROM (11:51 pm) John102: nannek, you want to know how much wast eof my friggen time this is?
FROM (11:51 pm) John102: i shoudl quit right now
TO (11:52 pm) John102: Well, its wasted a lot of mine~
FROM (11:53 pm) John102: because, all i got was 1: insults from other players telling me how an idiot i am ( I AM NOT AN IDIOT) 2: I could have been doing better in school if i wern't on thsi game 3: i could of been having sex with my girlfriend by now if i wern't on here
FROM (11:54 pm) John102: the onl positive i got was 1: improving typing skills
FROM (11:54 pm) John102: thats all i got from this game, nothing else
TO (11:54 pm) John102: why don't you quit
FROM (11:55 pm) John102: yeah why don't i, the girl of my dreams is still bugging me and she is blushing like mad at me.............. i thiink we known each other for so long that we were in kindergarden when we meet
TO (11:56 pm) John102: quit and go ask this girl out?
FROM (11:57 pm) John102: well nannek, i guess thsi is goodbye, i hope you get a good life, i hope i will be happy with my girlfried for the rest of my life, and well see you later, i will be destroying my key
TO (11:58 pm) John102: good luck~
FROM (11:58 pm) John102: im goign to do that right now ( rumor at school was she is so mad in love with me, that she is accually doing anything possible to get in contact with me, well then i will be off
FROM (11:59 pm) John102: not to mention the 500 dollars she left for me in my birthday 0_0
TO (12:01 am) John102: go get in her panties
FROM (12:03 am) John102: oh my, i think im madly in love with her, this bond between me and her is like many steal bars, it would be really hard to break this relationship, well then, i will be off
TO (12:04 am) John102: Goodbye~
FROM (12:09 am) John102: Oh Nannek, why don't i keep in contact with you, i don't think its a good idea to stop being frieds with you and never see you again, i will keep updated to ell you how my relationship or my date will go
TO (12:16 am) John102: yeah please do
FROM (12:51 am) John102: Nannek, i phoned her, she seemed so happy, i heared her say yes and before i put the phone on the stand, i heared her laughing in enjoyment!
FROM (12:52 am) John102: we are going to go to an expensive place where we are goign to go out for dinner
TO (12:54 am) John102: congrats!
FROM (4:16 am) John102: hey again Nannek
FROM (4:17 am) John102: I got kissed =D
TO (4:19 am) John102: sup
TO (4:19 am) John102: woah, already? You work fast
FROM (4:23 am) John102: Well, we already did knew eachother for a long time, since kindergarden
TO (4:23 am) John102: true
FROM (4:23 am) John102: even when 300 dollars went in use
FROM (4:24 am) John102: man, tonight cost 300 dollars
TO (4:25 am) John102: what'd you do?
FROM (4:26 am) John102: that was for a pink bear i got her that she wanted so bad, and the expensive place, and other stuff liek that
FROM (4:26 am) John102: and i mean lots of stuff
TO (4:27 am) John102: go on then! Tell me all about it
FROM (4:27 am) John102: well, i did pay for everything
TO (4:29 am) John102: of course
FROM (4:32 am) John102: first, she came to my house in a pimp pink car of hers, then we went to the store that she liked, thats when i gave her the cute bear, after that that we went to this fancy restraunt, bills were expensive due to the high quility food and area of that place, looked like a palace, then thats when we first kissed........... after that she was red as a tomato for the next part, the park where we went on a ride on a train.............. after that i payed for the gas....... price is nto too pretty and after that she we went to our houses
FROM (4:33 am) John102: curse my poor grammer
FROM (4:35 am) John102: and thats why the bill was high
TO (4:37 am) John102: good on you what next?
FROM (4:38 am) John102: crazy dinner, it was the best day i ever had so far
FROM (4:39 am) John102: well then she said see me at the movies.............. then she had to leave and i was so sad that it ended ):
FROM (4:39 am) John102: but on the other hand im goign to the movies with her
FROM (4:42 am) John102: The rumor of her mad love for me was true, she would try anything just to make me happy
TO (4:44 am) John102: thats good! Gonna get married then?
FROM (4:45 am) John102: well its heading that direction
FROM (4:49 am) John102: on the other hand, in the middle of the date and said, want to go out with me...... all she did was pound him in the sack to death
FROM (4:49 am) John102: i emant that another guy camed ask that and.... you know
FROM (4:49 am) John102: im not very good typer today
TO (4:50 am) John102: ah okay
FROM (4:52 am) John102: that guy learned a lession
FROM (4:55 am) John102: She is the only girl i ever want, she is special
TO (4:56 am) John102: you should propose
FROM (4:58 am) John102: well anyways i am tired, i should go to bed goodnight
TO (4:59 am) John102: goodnight
FROM (11:24 pm) John102: OMG NANNEK, you wouldn't beleive waht the hell happend in the middle of the night......
TO (11:25 pm) John102: Go on then tell me
FROM (11:26 pm) John102: She came to my house in the middle of the night, then she said lets sneak out, then we went to her house......... after that she closed the friggen door.......... SHE STARTED STRIPPING
FROM (11:28 pm) John102: that was the most awsome night of my life............... no one even knows yet, untill now.....
FROM (11:28 pm) John102: She si jsut wild about me, never knew that came so quick, super unexpected
TO (11:29 pm) John102: Oh my, did you have sex?
FROM (11:31 pm) John102: yes, she keep on whispering how much she loved me.
FROM (11:33 pm) John102: How did it get so quick............... i knew her, we played tag in grade 2, we already did lots of thigns together in the past
FROM (11:34 pm) John102: well, i guess it happend so quick because of the length of time we knew eachother
TO (11:35 pm) John102: probably dude. I guess you two should run off or something
FROM (11:36 pm) John102: like im in high school, and i seen her since kindergarten, we have both the same hopes, same interest, and also we are so alike, I don't have teh education yet to just leave, the dream i had requires high level education
FROM (11:36 pm) John102: sort of like yours nannek, except different ideas
TO (11:37 pm) John102: what now in the exciting life of John102?
FROM (11:38 pm) John102: Oh, its heaven at my house, there is a pool, a home theater, and a enxpert cooking mom.....
FROM (11:39 pm) John102: and i wonder how i ended up onlien all the time....
FROM (11:41 pm) John102: oh well, ive been living in paradise for so long i think its boring now
TO (11:41 pm) John102: Where are you from?
FROM (11:42 pm) John102: the pool is kind of broken too......... once its fixed then i cold go swimming with you know who
FROM (11:42 pm) John102: its just in canada....................... it snows alot here....
FROM (11:43 pm) John102: thats why i dont go to the pool much, cold
FROM (11:44 pm) John102: its in a city, ontario
FROM (11:44 pm) John102: heh, and i was born in junky saskatoon, it is growing so much they can't even control it no more
FROM (11:46 pm) John102: eh....................... im still tired from the....... you know
TO (11:47 pm) John102: ah right. Cool I guess
FROM (11:50 pm) John102: (she has nice tits, but i love her face and her personality more than anything about her)
TO (11:53 pm) John102: tell me more about her. Whats her name?
FROM (11:56 pm) John102: wait, i cannot go to deep in the details, might not be a good idea to say.....
TO (11:57 pm) John102: Aw thats not fair! I live around 3000 miles away!
FROM (11:58 pm) John102: she has dark brown hair and a cute little hair style, and also she is a good size, her boobs are big (she has bigger boobs then most women do in grade 6!) she is also very, very wild in ways, you should see her in ex mode....
FROM (11:59 pm) John102: i mean sex mode
FROM (12:00 am) John102: still nannek, i think i should not give any names to someone i havn't even seen his face yet and don't know what he is like
FROM (12:01 am) John102: would you jsut carelessly give away real names to people, think about it
FROM (12:02 am) John102: accually, that was my brothers death, please do not make me tell you the story.....

Mintkiller / Mass Murderer

FROM (11:35 am) Mintkiller: sledra unban me can you?
TO (11:42 am) Mintkiller: honest question, you've been banned umpteen times for griefing, so why should i unban you so you can do it again?
FROM (11:43 am) Mintkiller: because im a primary admin now
FROM (11:43 am) Mintkiller: stunt said i was awesome
FROM (11:43 am) Mintkiller: so unban me
FROM (11:49 am) Mintkiller: comon sledra unban me?
FROM (11:50 am) Mintkiller: your the only admin on thats not a noob :l
FROM (11:51 am) Mintkiller: showtime hates me :l
TO (11:52 am) Mintkiller: you really are a total retard arent you.
TO (11:53 am) Mintkiller: you honestly think you're getting admins on a server where none of the admins actually like you?
FROM (11:53 am) Mintkiller: well stunt thinks im awesome
FROM (11:53 am) Mintkiller: and hes put me as a primary admin
TO (11:54 am) Mintkiller: I've got the adminlist up right now, you really are delusional
FROM (11:54 am) Mintkiller: and what does it say
TO (11:56 am) Mintkiller: see for yourself http://ss13.lljk.net/gibbed3-admins.txt
FROM (11:57 am) Mintkiller: ok hang on
TO (11:58 am) Mintkiller: I really dont see how you're still convinced you're getting admins when i've shown you the live adminlist AND you're banned from the server
FROM (11:58 am) Mintkiller: he said hes deleteing some of the annoying admins
FROM (11:58 am) Mintkiller: he said any of the admins give you a hard time tell him hmmm
FROM (11:59 am) Mintkiller: 3rd person
TO (11:59 am) Mintkiller: and how does that mean you're getting PA? Especially when we don't give PA out any more since we had too many of them
FROM (12:00 pm) Mintkiller: he said welcome to the team congratz
FROM (12:00 pm) Mintkiller: so if he said that
TO (12:00 pm) Mintkiller: ahaha are you fucking serious. You're basing you getting PA on 7 words?
FROM (12:01 pm) Mintkiller: fuck you ill ban you once i get it
FROM (12:02 pm) Mintkiller: god whoever made you PA must have been stupid
FROM (12:02 pm) Mintkiller: must have been a homeless guy haha
TO (12:02 pm) Mintkiller: ahaha you realise stunt is reading these in IRC and laughing at you right?
TO (12:03 pm) Mintkiller: also;
[12:00] <Showtime> yeah stunt was messing with him last night
[12:00] <Showtime> told him he was a PA after I pissed him off
[12:00] <Showtime> and that he was going to get rid of me because I was the worst admin
[12:01] <Showtime> then cp'd the whole thing in here and told us to paste anything funny
FROM (12:03 pm) Mintkiller: -.-
TO (12:03 pm) Mintkiller: you really are a fucking retard you know that
FROM (12:04 pm) Mintkiller: FUCK YOU YOU RETARDED PERSON WHO CANT GET A LIFE WHO HAS TO HAVE HIS MUM GET HIM OFF HIS BAD YOU FAT UGLY BITCH
FROM (12:05 pm) Mintkiller: so your saying the primary admins are all noobs plus the hosts? wow....really didnt know
TO (12:06 pm) Mintkiller: man so what you're saying is when you thought you were getting PA you were all sunshine and happiness and 'IM GONNA BAN YOU' but now you've realised you were being strung along you've started to insult me? nice
FROM (12:07 pm) Mintkiller: but your the noob thats why?
FROM (12:07 pm) Mintkiller: your probably a retarded person in a wheelchair
FROM (12:08 pm) Mintkiller: that cant get off his fat ass
TO (12:08 pm) Mintkiller: hey i'm not the one who got tricked into thinking he's getting PA
TO (12:08 pm) Mintkiller: i've already got it. Whilst you are banned and raging about it
FROM (12:08 pm) Mintkiller: youll be banned someday :D
FROM (12:08 pm) Mintkiller: so may aswell go fuck you grandma
FROM (12:09 pm) Mintkiller: so go fuck her then?
TO (12:09 pm) Mintkiller: Since you can apparently tell the future why will i be banned?
FROM (12:10 pm) Mintkiller: oh forgot you cant fuck her you had mental surgery and couldnt remember how to do it
TO (12:11 pm) Mintkiller: wow you're really upset about not getting admins in a shitty byond game
TO (12:13 pm) Mintkiller: i mean if you're getting this upset about something on the internet I'd hate to see how you handle disappointment in real life
TO (12:13 pm) Mintkiller: When your mum tells you to clean your room do you tell her to go fuck her grandmother or what?
FROM (12:14 pm) Mintkiller: by the way why are you on it if its a shitty game may aswell give the position to someone else if you hate it
TO (12:15 pm) Mintkiller: oh what? you've run out of insults now? Damn I was hoping tom get a bit more out of you
FROM (12:15 pm) Mintkiller: and actually im happy i didnt get admin
TO (12:15 pm) Mintkiller: hey it may be a shitty game but that doesnt mean it's not fun
FROM (12:15 pm) Mintkiller: :D
TO (12:15 pm) Mintkiller: you're happy you didnt get admin? do explain
FROM (12:16 pm) Mintkiller: im glad i didnt get admin cause why would i want to be on the admin team with a noob?
FROM (12:16 pm) Mintkiller: think about that
FROM (12:17 pm) Mintkiller: your porbably a 10 year old nerd at a computer
TO (12:18 pm) Mintkiller: close but no cigar, do feel free to try again though
TO (12:18 pm) Mintkiller: also I like how you've gone from flattery:
FROM (11:49 am) Mintkiller: comon sledra unban me?
FROM (11:50 am) Mintkiller: your the only admin on thats not a noob :l
TO (12:19 pm) Mintkiller: to insults:
FROM (12:01 pm) Mintkiller: fuck you ill ban you once i get it
FROM (12:02 pm) Mintkiller: god whoever made you PA must have been stupid
TO (12:19 pm) Mintkiller: really shows a well balanced individual who will say ANYTHING to get ingame and then immediately do a 180 and start bitching me out the second things don't go his way

Moreover (Chrismonster555)

FROM (8:17 pm) Chrismonster555: Wow. Do you have a life? I've never even seen you on before. For the record, I was serious when I said I was not playing byond games during the time that was put in, I was playing for a long time before that though. Moreover, If flamethrower DID exist while I was still playing, I never saw anyone use it nor the stun gloves, and my interests lie in maintaining the engine rather then building tools of destruction.
TO (8:19 pm) Chrismonster555: that's an awful lot of words about a game
FROM (8:20 pm) Chrismonster555: About a game? No, About abuse of an administrative position for trivial reasons. Moreover, That's the second time I've been banned today without justified reason. The first being from what I can tell just because the admin 'felt like it'.
TO (8:21 pm) Chrismonster555: so what you're saying is you act superior in a game and then get brought down a peg or two
FROM (8:22 pm) Chrismonster555: When did I do such a thing? Moreover, I don't recall ever even seeing you, let alone ever acting any such way or saying anything to you before.
FROM (8:22 pm) Chrismonster555: If this is about the comment I made yesterday, I already recieved a punishment for that, And I didn't even mean it in the way it came out.
TO (8:23 pm) Chrismonster555: So how about them jets
FROM (8:24 pm) Chrismonster555: I don't watch football.
TO (8:25 pm) Chrismonster555: are you too busy playing byond games so you can act like a douche in them?
FROM (8:25 pm) Chrismonster555: Pardon?
FROM (8:26 pm) Chrismonster555: Oh, And for the record, Stun gloves and flamethrowers do not exist in the version of SS13 I played, EG. OSS13 and the main branch.
TO (8:27 pm) Chrismonster555: i fail to see how that is my problem you couldnt answer 3 ss13 questions so i banned you
FROM (8:29 pm) Chrismonster555: I find that to be bullshit, On account that they are NOT ss13 questions, But the first two being questions about the game nannek and group made from OSS13, And the third being completely unrelated.
FROM (8:30 pm) Chrismonster555: And, If you didn't know already, Flamethrowers were not implemented until 01/07/09, And Stun gloves until 02/13/09.
TO (8:31 pm) Chrismonster555: i dunno a question about being banned from ss13 still relates to ss13
TO (8:31 pm) Chrismonster555: I'll ask the judges
TO (8:31 pm) Chrismonster555: here's a hint, I sprited the flamethrower, I know when it went in
FROM (8:32 pm) Chrismonster555: Following that line of thought, One could say that the question about being banned did not relate to SS13, But to the version of OSS13 that nannek and group made.
TO (8:34 pm) Chrismonster555: ss13 is ss13 i fail to see what you're getting at here
FROM (8:34 pm) Chrismonster555: My mistake: Stungloves were implemented on 01/29/09, but not makeable until the other date.
FROM (8:34 pm) Chrismonster555: I'm getting at: Your questions were not about SS13. They were about a version of the game that Nannek and them made from OSS13.
FROM (8:35 pm) Chrismonster555: Therefore, You're just abusing your administrative position..
FROM (8:36 pm) Chrismonster555: 1. I don't recall breaking any rules. 2. I don't recall ever seeing/talking to/otherwise having any interaction with you, So I don't see why you're doing anything of the sort in the first place. 3. I forget what 3 was, since I'm fairly bored of the conversation by now.
TO (8:36 pm) Chrismonster555: This is ss13, my questions are about ss13, look at the hub, you will see 1 game that is not goonstation ss13, the game evolved, you have not.
FROM (8:38 pm) Chrismonster555: This is not SS13. This is a Branch Off of OSS13. The questions pertained to This Version and Not SS13.
FROM (8:39 pm) Chrismonster555: Moreover, I don't quite know what you mean by myself supposedly not having 'evolved'. SS13 has not evolved, That server is merely hosting a version that has added features.
TO (8:40 pm) Chrismonster555: jesus christ, at the same time you're dense and stubborn, that's the worst combination ever
FROM (8:42 pm) Chrismonster555: Dense and Stubborn? I don't see what qualifies you to label me when you do not know me. As I've said, I've never interacted with you before an hour ago
TO (8:45 pm) Chrismonster555: i dunno, just from this conversation I can tell you're stubborn, giving me exact dates for things being implemented
TO (8:45 pm) Chrismonster555: are you an aspie or what?
TO (8:46 pm) Chrismonster555: you seem really determined to come out as 'right' in this conversation. Despite the fact it will change nothing
FROM (8:47 pm) Chrismonster555: Haha, No. And that's the first time anyone's ever asked something like that, I might add. My point in giving exact dates was that they were not in ss13 since it's release as someone said in chat before I was banned. I was under the impression that had influenced said banning one way or another.
FROM (8:47 pm) Chrismonster555: =/ Nah. I just see the ban as unfair since I don't see myself as having done anything wrong in that situation, And you asking questions that I don't see as relating to 'SS13', but the version nannek and such created from oss13.
TO (8:48 pm) Chrismonster555: no i was gonna ban you whatever happened
FROM (8:48 pm) Chrismonster555: Because?
TO (8:50 pm) Chrismonster555: because I am a power tripping dick
FROM (8:50 pm) Chrismonster555: Evidently.

FreakRocker101

HELP: FreakRocker101/(Old man Obi wan): umm that was glitchy...... i was walkign in a hall way and i teleported to a space and died..........
Admin PM to-FreakRocker101: sounds like ya'll got owned
Reply PM from-FreakRocker101: ......
Reply PM from-FreakRocker101: revive me please
Reply PM from-FreakRocker101: hello?
Reply PM from-FreakRocker101: revvie me please
PM: LithiumNitrate->FreakRocker101: no
PM: LithiumNitrate->FreakRocker101: no revives
Admin PM to-FreakRocker101: why
Reply PM from-FreakRocker101: i was brought to a palce for no reason i never walked there though
Reply PM from-FreakRocker101: just revive me.....
Admin PM to-FreakRocker101: good job you've jumped into an anomaly
Reply PM from-FreakRocker101: a no i was walkign and just fel lto the vround
Admin PM to-FreakRocker101: hint: begging to be revived is one way to 100% guarantee you will never get revived
Reply PM from-FreakRocker101: iam out of here...
Admin PM to-FreakRocker101: bye
Notice: ReapingDna has same IP address as FreakRocker101 did (FreakRocker101 is no longer logged in).
PM: LithiumNitrate->ReapingDna: no multikeying
PM: LithiumNitrate->ReapingDna: or we'll IP ban you
PM: ReapingDna->LithiumNitrate: ................................. THEN REVIVE ME...
Admin PM to-ReapingDna: why should we revive you?
Admin PM to-ReapingDna: you died legitimately
Admin PM to-ReapingDna: and are now breaking the server rules in order to circumvent that
Reply PM from-ReapingDna: no i died for no reason
Admin PM to-ReapingDna: no you didn't~
Reply PM from-ReapingDna: never expect to see me on here or anyone else ha iam gunna tell all my friends not to go on here and i have everyones name ha!

FuryDragon

Admin PM to-FuryDragon: i'm sorry for not wanting to accommodate a cock that immediately jumps into genetics and tries to get involved
Enallyniv sent FuryDragon/Urthstripe Wyte to the prison station.
Reply PM from-FuryDragon: WTF
Admin PM to-FuryDragon: OOPS WRONG BUTON
Reply PM from-FuryDragon: THEN BRING ME THE FUCK BACK
Admin PM to-FuryDragon: well if you're going to be mean about it
Admin PM to-FuryDragon: fuck you, stay there
Reply PM from-FuryDragon: You did that on purpose
Admin PM to-FuryDragon: OR DID I...................
Reply PM from-FuryDragon: You do know how much influence i have on byond right?
Admin PM to-FuryDragon: hahahahaha oh god
Reply PM from-FuryDragon: If i were you id stop fucking around with me

FlanMan

OOC: Flanman: How can i open a locker that has access denied someone got locked in and need let them out
OOC: Enallyniv: thanks for telling us all about it in ooc
OOC: Enallyniv: try getting the right id!
OOC: Flanman: My pleasure
OOC: Flanman: Sorry my life isn't this game so shut the fuck up loser
OOC: Flanman: I asked a question because i don't play much so i didn't know what to do so shut the fuck up stupid loser
OOC: Flanman: Fuck off obviously you are a nerd if you live of this game get an xbox
OOC: Flanman: I recommend xbox if this game is your life and play 6hrs+ a day
OOC: Enallyniv: how exactly is the solution for too many video games
OOC: Enallyniv: more video games
OOC: Flanman: Look at this 1 it's pathetic

Mbbird

OOC: Mbbird: what the fuck
OOC: Mbbird: this is what I get for not having a revolver?
OOC: Mbbird: Fuck you guys
OOC: Mbbird: He hit me once
OOC: Mbbird: with his fists
OOC: Mbbird: and I died
OOC: Enallyniv: man up
OOC: Mbbird: I CAN'T MAN UP
OOC: Mbbird: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WASN'T AN UNFAIR SITUATION!
OOC: Mbbird: NO REVOLVER
OOC: Mbbird: NO PILLS
OOC: Mbbird: NO LASER GUN
OOC: Mbbird: AND YOU GUYS GOT ME A PINK LABCOAT, A TANK OF ANESTHETIC, A LABCOAT
OOC: Mbbird: EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE STUFF I LOST
OOC: Mbbird: FUCK YOU GUYS

Martienader2

Matthew River (M) [145.9] asks, "How do i FAAAAAAAAAAAART nubs?"
Sam0rz has gibbed Martienader2
OOC: Sam0rz: that's how to FAAAAAAAAAAAART nubs
OOC: Ssjmunchlax: Nice one.
OOC: Martienader2: .. No. That's not FAAAAAAAAAAAART, it's admin abuse.
OOC: Daman3456: Seems like you got pwned to me.
OOC: Ssjmunchlax: That's not abuse..
OOC: DaedraMolag: Baaaw.
OOC: Sam0rz: it's not abuse, it's pwnage
OOC: ProvostZharkov: You asked a simple fucking question and got a simple fucking anwser.
OOC: Sam0rz: that's how you FAAAAAAAAAAAART nubs
OOC: Evilreaver: Yea pretty sure you were pwned hard, nub
OOC: Dickbeau: boom headshot LOL!?
OOC: Sam0rz: gib is my favorite button
OOC: Martienader2: Sam, It's abuse. Gribbing someone when they just began to play, It makes it less fun for the players, so you will get less people playing on the server and that will be you'r fault.
OOC: Syntax12345: You're fault guys
OOC: DaedraMolag: ... baaawww moar
OOC: Syntax12345: It's you're fault!
OOC: Sam0rz: moar please
OOC: Martienader2: Moar?
OOC: Martienader2: Need Moar?
OOC: Sam0rz: a person that asks 'how does i FAAAAAAAAAAAART nubs' is not a good addition to the community
OOC: Sam0rz: this is going in the pubbie tears thing in the wiki
OOC: Martienader2: Sorry dude, saving stuff up for ur Girlfriend.
OOC: Ssjmunchlax: Goon's are pubbies overal. No offence, really.
OOC: Martienader2: True.
OOC: Ssjmunchlax: They make good servers.
OOC: Ssjmunchlax: Good updates.
OOC: Daman3456: I'm a super saiyan too munchlax, didn't you know?
OOC: Ssjmunchlax: But yeah.
OOC: Ssjmunchlax: Don't care, either.
OOC: Evilreaver: There's a difference between good servers and bad servers- we ban trouble players, and other servers are all hellholes
OOC: Martienader2: Now if you want to get ur moms dick outta ur mouth turn fucking respawn on and then go lick ur dad.
OOC: Dickbeau: own
OOC: Sam0rz: this is definately going in pubbie tears
OOC: DaedraMolag: ...Lol. Don't forget that in Pubbie Tears, Sam
OOC: Syntax12345: My mother doesn't have a penis, good sir.
OOC: Sam0rz: step off good sire
OOC: DaedraMolag: Should I grief him every round too?
OOC: Sam0rz: sure
OOC: DaedraMolag: Awesome.
OOC: Lallander: What kind of pubby wankfest did I just stumble into
OOC: Martienader2: Syn, if you know ur mom doesn't have one, you've looked down there, wich proves ur a motherfucker. true?
OOC: Ssjmunchlax: Save some for me.
OOC: Sam0rz: a really funny one, lallander
OOC: Dickbeau: holy shit martienader on a own streak
OOC: Blaze1126: Martienader, he knows his mum doesn't have a pnis by the fact that he was born
OOC: Sam0rz: owned
OOC: Lallander: pnis
OOC: Dickbeau: amazing blaze out of nowhere
OOC: Martienader2: There is a thing called Adoption.
OOC: Dickbeau: top tier ownage taking place
OOC: Evilreaver: Also he could have just congealed
OOC: Martienader2: now go to ur local Nazi club and shave ur mustache so that you can look like ur fucking furher wich doesn't give a damn fuck about u cuz ur a jew

KateRose

OOC: Mrfishstick: What is your favorite anime?
OOC: KateRose: I'm a fan of Naua Desu Mi Kanaita
OOC: KateRose: It never got translated so maybe you never heard of it
OOC: KateRose: Ya it's pretty well known among serious anime fans
OOC: KateRose: It's about these high school girls who are abducted by the government
OOC: Mrfishstick: Why does the government do that
OOC: KateRose: b/c they are possesed by thousand year old demons
OC: Mrfishstick: does that give them super powers?
OOC: SynthOrange: So they're not really underaged. Nice.
OOC: Ranger Four: thats the most gayest shit ive heard
OOC: KateRose: kinda they are empathatic telepaths
OOC: Mrfishstick: Is that a super power?
OOC: SynthOrange: Oh oh I know it's like that useless character on Star Treks.
OOC: KateRose: No it's pretty funny though becuase they are like these ancient demons and are all falling overthemselves for this bishi
OOC: SynthOrange: what's... a bishi
OOC: KateRose: A bishi is like a cute boy
OOC: KateRose: Like I said they are empathatic telepaths which basically means they can influence peoples thoughts
OOC: KateRose: Well, everyones except for the bishi
OOC: Mrfishstick: Why not theirs?
OOC: KateRose: No the bishi aren't a people he is a character (Tetsoui Sazakhuri)
OOC: Mrfishstick: So what makes them special?
OOC: Mrfishstick: Do they have the spirit of like a really old tree stump in them or something?
OOC: KateRose: He is the only person on earth that isn't affected by thier powers and so that is why they are all in love with him, basically
OOC: KateRose: No he ij ust a normal highschool student, it's a mystery
OOC: SynthOrange: Did the government kidnap him too or something
OOC: Mrfishstick: Yeah I thought they were kidnapped by the government
OOC: KateRose: No he is, look they aren't in a government cage they still go to highschool
OOC: SynthOrange: That sounds like a pretty lazy kidnapping
OOC: KateRose: THEY are in a government highschool like thier teacher is a secret agent
OOC: Mrfishstick: So it's kind of like Red Dawn?
OOC: KateRose: I guess I don't watch american movies
OOC: Mrfishstick: Why don't you watch American movies
OOC: KateRose: Just a bunch of explosions and flash with 2d characters and no compelling story elements
OOC: KateRose: Words can't describe the raw passion of masterpieces like Beserk and the charming humanity of lucky star
OOC: KateRose: Look I know it's mainstream but have you even seen the melancholy of suzumiya haruhi
OOC: Mrfishstick: what is a suzumiya haruhi
OOC: KateRose: No she is a girl who has incredible powers to shape reality, she's like a god but is completly unaware of it (note: use the japanese way of saying her name, last then first: suzumiya haruhi)
OOC: KateRose: Oh no, my name, Kate Rose, is taken from the suggested name of Asuka Langley Soryu in the american movie version of evangelion
OOC: KateRose: Sorry am I threating your ameri-centric norms of acceptable artforms
OOC: KateRose: my bad, I'll leave you small minded gaijin to your red dawns and explosions
OOC: Biggs Mclargehuge: how fat are you Kate
OOC: LljkStudman: RED DAWN IS A GREAT MOVIE AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT YOU ARE A COMMUNIST
OOC: KateRose: My weight or relationship status (I'm going to head this one off at th pass, if you will) is not relevant to this discussion
OOC: KateRose: I was talking about suzumiya haruhi, it's a cross-genre anime that makes pokes fun at itself and anime as an artform while also conveying a compelling story with characters so well fleshed out it is possibly to literally fall in love with them. (also plenty of fanservice)
OOC: LljkStudman: anyone know any good hentai rape games
OOC: KateRose: I would recommend Kana Little Sister, it's an incredible story about a family dealing with loss with some beautiful drawn intamacy
OOC: KateRose: Fanservice is eh... Well I mean it's whent he director shows seens of (usually) female characters in... compromising positions
OOC: KateRose: Kana: Little Sister focuses on storytelling, and falls into the subgenre of dating sims which are full of tragic events and meant to be emotionally moving for the player. It also falls into the subgenre of games, manga, and anime revolving around incestuous relationships. One playthrough of the game takes about 5 to 10 hours.
OOC: Mrfishstick: That doesn't tell me much
OOC: KateRose: Well I don't want to reveal much about the story, because I would be doing it a terrible disservice, but it's central focus is the terminal illness of the player's little sister, Kana
OOC: KateRose: It's about how people deal with this loss and the gradual acceptance of death and thier own and other mortality, there are also some pornographic scenes but it's mostly a masterfully woven story
OOC: Mrfishstick: welp I did a google search, well an image search with the safefilter off
OOC: Mrfishstick: I need to go vomit in a bucket OOC: Mrfishstick: Some dude has sex with his dying sister, alot it looks like
OOC: Mrfishstick: Oh did I mention she looks like she is 8
OOC: Mrfishstick: because those 8 year olds sure are hot
OOC: Mrfishstick: Thanks Japan!
OOC: KateRose: Well ya she is very young
OOC: KateRose: She has a kidney disease I think
OOC: Mrfishstick: THE CURE FOR A KIDNEY DISEASE IS ALOT OF INCEST?
OOC: KateRose: No there IS NO CURE that is a central theme of the story
OOC: KateRose: She is dying :(
OOC: Mrfishstick: And also being plowed by her older brother
OOC: Mrfishstick: This is a pretty importent story element too
OOC: KateRose: Yes well if you had read the story you would understand the emotional justification for that carnal act
OOC: KateRose: If you are interested in a light-hearted e-roge game with (some) rape there are some classics I can suggest

ThunderrOrange

RP Guidelines

HELP: ThunderrOrange/(Lakeisha Adcock): 1.You need to give a warning/reason before you attack someone 2.you need a reason to kill/jail/attack them 3.You need to let others know what you are doing
Admin PM to-ThunderrOrange: your definition is SERIOUSLY warped if you seem to have the idea that a character would TELL someone that you're about to attack them
Reply PM from-ThunderrOrange: No like ... Your going down (your getting ready for attack or something but alteast give them a warning and you dont even have to wait
Admin PM to-ThunderrOrange: why would you give them a warning?
Admin PM to-ThunderrOrange: would you give someone a warning in a fight in real life?
Reply PM from-ThunderrOrange: Because that is roleplay ..
Reply PM from-ThunderrOrange: Yes ... like a cough or something like that
Reply PM from-ThunderrOrange: AND .. roleplay .... you know what that is

Meltdown

HELP: ThunderrOrange/(Lakeisha Adcock): You know this is the worst sever on byond 1.you need a minium age limit you damage a child like this 2.You all fail at life and trying to gain power on this game 3.Its RPG but no roleplay at all 4.most of ur GM's are bad ... you need a limit 5.Most ppl here a butt lickers and trying to butt lick GM's 7.Because you fail at life doesnt mean you have to be rude
PM: Thunderbeast->ThunderrOrange: 8. ur gay
PM: ThunderrOrange->Thunderbeast: 9. U need to shut up you fuck failure

MitushiEchizen

OOC: MitushiEchizen: Go suck your red neck gay dad child raping boyfriend.
OOC: MitushiEchizen: Because you dont like women.
OOC: MitushiEchizen: You like to suck cocks.
OOC: MitushiEchizen: You know why?
OOC: MitushiEchizen: Because you have no friends.
OOC: MitushiEchizen: Fatty want some cake
OOC: MitushiEchizen: Go lose some weight.
OOC: MitushiEchizen: You know why?
OOC: MitushiEchizen: Because your fat.
OOC: Thelastwaltz: its me im fat
OOC: MitushiEchizen: Yes your fat.
OOC: Thelastwaltz: and im gay irl so idgi???
OOC: MitushiEchizen: Mhm.
OOC: MitushiEchizen: So your sucking your dads dick.
OOC: MitushiEchizen: Who happens to be your boyfriend?
OOC: MitushiEchizen: And you like to eat alot of cake and fat food.
OOC: MitushiEchizen: Which gives you pimples on your face.
OOC: MitushiEchizen: I'm not trying to insult. xD
OOC: MitushiEchizen: So your saying i'm not doing a good job of not insulting.
OOC: MitushiEchizen: So your saying i did insult him.
OOC: MitushiEchizen: Well he's the one who job banned me for asking questions about the game and how to play it.
OOC: MitushiEchizen: He likes to take it up the ass..
OOC: Thelastwaltz: ok are you done venting yet?
OOC: MitushiEchizen: Dunno
OOC: MitushiEchizen: I just want an apology and a job unlock
OOC: MitushiEchizen: A little.
OOC: MitushiEchizen: =/ I know.
OOC: MitushiEchizen: People always tell me this server is abusive.
OOC: MitushiEchizen: I'll give you a hug if you job unban me.
OOC: MitushiEchizen: =]
OOC: MitushiEchizen: Because you have to admit. You were unfair.
OOC: Thelastwaltz: no lmao
OOC: MitushiEchizen: Tell me.
OOC: MitushiEchizen: HOW were you not unfair.
OOC: Thelastwaltz: cry more tears
OOC: Thelastwaltz: i didnt job ban you you dumb prick hth
OOC: MitushiEchizen: Well your the one who's been making fun of me too. D:
OOC: MitushiEchizen: BUt if so, sorry.
OOC: Thelastwaltz: i just think someone who crys that many tears deserves to be job banned
OOC: MitushiEchizen: Wait, no, you did.
OOC: MitushiEchizen: Because you seem like the kind of person who would job ban someone because they're new and asked some question.
OOC: Thelastwaltz: youre right i would do that but i didnt lmao
OOC: MitushiEchizen: Alright fine.
OOC: MitushiEchizen: I'm sorry for doing that.
OOC: Thelastwaltz: shut the fuck up
OOC: MitushiEchizen: Yes, you may be homosexual and a little overweight.
OOC: MitushiEchizen: But you can find a nice partner and lose some weight.
OOC: MitushiEchizen: Your probably smarter than me.
OOC: MitushiEchizen: I mean, come on.
OOC: MitushiEchizen: I play the computer all da.
OOC: MitushiEchizen: Why'd i get dced..
OOC: MitushiEchizen: Becase.
OOC: Thelastwaltz: because he is a pubbie with a pent up tank of tears
OOC: MitushiEchizen: I have a voice.

Onforty

Onforty Strangehet says, "GET OUT YOU SHITAPE
Onforty Strangehet says, "GETO UT OR ADMINHELP AND YOU GET PERMA'D
Onforty Strangehet says, "GETO UT DICKS"
Onforty Strangehet says, "YOU MONKEY DICK"
Onforty Strangehet says, "FUCKING WII MOTES"
Onforty Strangehet says, "FUCK DICKS ADMIN HELPED YOUR GOING PERMAD
Onforty Strangehet says, "ADMINHEPEDADMHELPED"
Onforty Strangehet says, "BAN"
Onforty Strangehet says, "BAN"
Onforty Strangehet says, "BAN"
Onforty Strangehet says, "BAN"
Onforty Strangehet says, "BAN"
Onforty Strangehet says, "BAN"
Onforty Strangehet says, "Help im trapped in a closet, in maintainence, i think its south. I was knocked over so i dont know where."
ADMIN: Brian O Blivion/(Mal Awesom): How long will it take him to leave the closet
ADMIN: Brian O Blivion/(Mal Awesom): He is a prisoner in his own mind
(Being welded into a closet again)
Onforty Strangehet says, "Hako"
Onforty Strangehet says, "HALP"
DEAD: Shit Ape (as Onforty Strangehet) says, "Shiiiit"
Shit Ape (as Onforty Strangehet) exclaims, "HELP IM TRAPPE IN ATHMOS HELP ME OUT PLEASE PLEASE!"
Shit Ape (as Onforty Strangehet) says, "NOOO HEEELP"

Onforty vs Syntax

OOC: Onforty: Ok if this retarded asshole wizzie wont stop hetzing me all round along. Then i am fucking nuking again. Ban him for hetzing a fellow player.
OOC: Syntax12345: I'm not a wizard.
OOC: Onforty: My psyke is burning because of that asshole
OOC: Syntax12345: you stupid cunt~
OOC: Onforty: WHO THE FUCK IS APOLLO WEED WICH CASTS SPELLS AND TUNS ME THEN SO I ANT DO SHIT?
OOC: Syntax12345: I don't cast spells
OOC: Syntax12345: tbh
OOC: Onforty: NO BUT YOUR STILL CLOAKED AND HETZING THE SHIT OUT OF ME FOR NO FUCKING REASON
OOC: Onforty: Ok, whoever that fucking retarded wizzie is, IMMA FUCKING DESTROYING
OOC: Syntax12345: nobody is a wizard
OOC: Syntax12345: ur just gettin ownzoned
OOC: Gaara025: im not wizard
OOC: Onforty: No but that asshole greifer. Now i am dead and theres no other assholes to be a engineer. Engine is fucked, so.
OOC: Syntax12345: respawn is on
OOC: Onforty: Syntax your the biggest asshole ever to put their cock on this planet!
OOC: Syntax12345: u mad
OOC: Gaara025: yes he is
Francis Straub [145.9] says, "protip Syntax12345 is apollo"
Apollo Weed [145.9] exclaims, "no shit!!"
OOC: Onforty: Lets fucking break up the whole station and build it somewhere else to avoid the trouble with no engineer to fix engine.
OOC: Syntax12345: you're stupid
OOC: Syntax12345: proto
OOC: Syntax12345: hth
OOC: Onforty: I dont even understand your retarded quicktalk insults
OOC: Syntax12345: Prototype engine.
OOC: Syntax12345: use that you retard
OOC: Onforty: i wunt u retard lol lol ollololol cuz ur tew stewpeet lolol

OOC: Onforty: Who the fuck is that asshole who cant UNDERSTAND TO LEAVE ME FUCKING ALONE?
GOONSAY: Sniperchance: he is so fukken mad
GOONSAY: Sniperchance: serves him right for being a fag and abusing anti-H
OOC: Onforty: SYNTAX JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE GOON THEN IT DOSENT GIVES YOU THE RIGHTS TO HETZ ANYBODY ELSE I RESPECTED YOU GOONS! I FUCKING RESPECTED YOUI!
OOC: Onforty: BUT NOW I WONT AND I WILL BOMB TTHE SERVERPAREK WHERE SAMETHING AWFULLS SERVER IS
OOC: Onforty: FOR EAL!
OOC: Syntax12345: isn't hetz that jewish political party
OOC: Onforty: I WILL LOCATE IT!
OOC: Syntax12345: bomb threats against lowtax
OOC: Onforty: SO STOP FUCKING HETZING ME OR ILL WATER SOMETHINGAWFULLS SERVER!
OOC: Onforty: Buggy little asshole
OOC: Syntax12345: callin da fbi bomb threats
OOC: Onforty: God its empty threats man
OOC: Syntax12345: I don't know that!!
OOC: Onforty: But you will still suffer consequences
OOC: Syntax12345: you could be ed gein for all i know
OOC: Onforty: Like loosing a deciple of goon
OOC: Syntax12345: goon is a religion now?
OOC: Onforty: I was a pubbie deciple of something awfull. For me it was
OOC: Syntax12345: you are a homo too
OOC: Onforty: I respected you guys because you own half of the internet. I am not homo. I hate gays a lesbians.
OOC: Syntax12345: You are a republican aren't you
OOC: Onforty: But wanna know what? I dont anymore, i remember thoose days where internet was just like a mobile phone. Where people used common sense and were nice to everybody
OOC: Onforty: No, i am not republican.
OOC: Syntax12345: i drunk dial people and tell them to go fuck their sisters
OOC: Onforty: You got the point, why the fuck did you ruin my day anyway?
OOC: Syntax12345: ss13 ruined your day?
OOC: Syntax12345: grow the fuck up
OOC: Onforty: Nope you did. Cause i thought goons would respect me if i respected them.
OOC: Syntax12345: I don't respect you because you're fucking stupid.
OOC: Onforty: WHy not you just be nice everybody else as long as tey arent assholes? And Quit the fuck with that weed and beer if thats the thing that drives you insane
OOC: Onforty: I am not retarded, i just need more detailed descriptions of stuff.
OOC: Onforty: You could have signed up as engineer and teached me in the first place
OOC: Onforty: Instead of being a dick nigger and
OOC: Onforty: Fucking over
OOC: Onforty: He needs a fucking perma ban from everything goon

Keith Pennington [145.9] says, "SA aren't good griefers they are BBFs with the furniggers on SL"
OOC: Onforty: Syntax, you will goto hell for all thoose people you have fucked over.
OOC: Syntax12345: hell doesn't exist
GOONSAY: Sniperchance: i don't know why he's spergin so hard about the sandbox server
OOC: Onforty: IF we sitted in the same room you wouldnt. Your a weak shit in being social, thats why you payed the Lowtax thing, to walk around and call people weak, when its you who is the weak asshole.
OOC: Syntax12345: Erm what
OOC: Onforty: Your a weak shit, go grow up yourself and quit drinking.
OOC: Onforty: What the fuck
OOC: Syntax12345: While I'm primarily a runner (long distance track), I'd hardly call myself weak.
OOC: Onforty: Your a fucking asshole.
OOC: Syntax12345: My a fucking asshole.

OOC: Syntax12345: Onforty, got any more rants and raves about me?
OOC: Syntax12345: I know I'm on your mind, baby :)
OOC: Onforty: Your a fucking asshole
OOC: Jasonpb: hey somone blew spawn up
OOC: Syntax12345: onforty blew it up
OOC: Syntax12345: onforty...
OOC: Syntax12345: I...
OOC: Syntax12345: I love you...

OOC: Jasonpb: what do Hydrogen things do
GOONSAY: Syntax12345: fed onforty anti hydrogen
OOC: Syntax12345: don't touch them tia
OOC: Onforty: Take bot a Hydrogen and a Anti one, come to secuirty and use H on Anit H
OOC: Syntax12345: Actually don't because I will fucking murder you every time you leave the shuttle area :)
OOC: Jasonpb: ow i just wanted to know what they do
GOONSAY: Sniperchance: lol he's dropping as much objects as he can
OOC: Onforty: They go boom then this asshole Syntax dies
OOC: Syntax12345: You're like that guy who just learned about bombing.
OOC: Syntax12345: It's unoriginal as hell.

OOC: Syntax12345: Onforty why are you so mad
OOC: Syntax12345: Father issues? Mother issues? What?
OOC: Onforty: Cause your fucking hetzing te shit out of me. I will tell slurm about this.
OOC: Onforty: Nothing i live a perfect life.
OOC: Syntax12345: ooc that's why you're so mad
OOC: Syntax12345: ~brat

OOC: Onforty: And i am fucking tired of you tracking me then cloaking and killing me.
OOC: Syntax12345: I didn't kill you last. That was floor.
OOC: Syntax12345: airlock spawn spamming doesn't break the server hth
OOC: Syntax12345: trade secret
OOC: Onforty: I didnt, i just did everything i could for fucking you over.
GOONSAY: Sniperchance: time to remove anti-hydrogen from the spawnlist

OOC: Onforty: Syntax why dont we just stop this shit. I am getting too tired of this.. lets just so that nothing happended. NOthing ever. Ok? Thats better than falming and ruining each other.
OOC: Syntax12345: no how about you just die tia
OOC: Syntax12345: like irl die

GOONSAY: Sniperchance: HELP: Onforty/(David Fiddleswitch): My psyke went apeshit because he keeped killing and ruining my day.. sorry. I wanna do everything for making it good again (Not everything but you get the point)
GOONSAY: Sniperchance: what the fuck is he talking about his psyke

OOC: Onforty: AAAAAAARRRGGGHH SYNTAX YOU ASSHOLE!
David Fiddleswitch says, "FUCK YOU GOTO HELL SYNTAX"
David Fiddleswitch says, "FUCK YOU GOTO HELL SYNTAX"
David Fiddleswitch says, "FUCK YOU GOTO HELL SYNTAX"
David Fiddleswitch says, "FUCK YOU GOTO HELL SYNTAX"
David Fiddleswitch says, "FUCK YOU GOTO HELL SYNTAX"
David Fiddleswitch says, "STOP HETZING ASSHOLE"
David Fiddleswitch says, "STOP HETZING ASSHOLE"
David Fiddleswitch says, "STOP HETZING ASSHOLE"
David Fiddleswitch says, "STOP HETZING ASSHOLE"
David Fiddleswitch says, "STOP HETZING ASSHOLE"
OOC: Onforty: Wanna know what Syntax? I will track up your router and put it on fire. Then i will smash all your gaming console!
OOC: Syntax12345: smash up my rrod'd 360 ok

OOC: Onforty: Get out Syntax, your nothing but a little pop boy with a anal fissure
OOC: Syntax12345: Dashing goonette with nothing wrong with her ass.
OOC: Onforty: Syntax stop being a dick, stop fucking with another human! Cause humans are smart. I can ping your ip and use it to track you, then sue you for hetz. Wich s illegal where i live.
OOC: Onforty: Say Hello to a 2000 DDK ticket.

Ash Abe Add

MetriodXP is the AI!
OOC: Haruhitan: METRIOD XP
OOC: Ash Abe Add: what?
OOC: Ash Abe Add: no its XP as in xtra P..
OOC: Ash Abe Add: its not meant as a face

ADMIN LOG: ViktoriaSA/(Viktoria Svensen) modified MetriodXP's name to KAWAIIBOT
PM: Thelastwaltz/(George Walker Bush)->Ash Abe Add/(KAWAIIBOT): ur gay and a fag
OOC: Ash Abe Add: uh..?
OOC: Thelastwaltz: ash abe add is a fag
OOC: Thelastwaltz: b/c u sucked my dick
OOC: Ash Abe Add: no i dont
OOC: Ash Abe Add: XP is like a thing.. like ET and so on
OOC: Ash Abe Add: XP is like extra demension but instead the letter are XP
OOC: Stuntwaffle: windows another dimension

Cent. Com. Update:
It appears we have provided you with a somewhat buggy AI. We are very sorry.

OOC: Ash Abe Add: GUYS!
OOC: Ash Abe Add: why are you going against me?!
ADMIN LOG: Stuntwaffle/(itsa me mario (4 real)) forced Ash Abe Add/(KAWAIIBOT) to say: Sorry I was busy touching my butthole irl
ADMIN: Thelastwaltz/(George Walker Bush): lol
ADMIN: Haruhitan/(Cyndie Kate): lmao
OOC: Ash Abe Add: HEY!
OOC: Ash Abe Add: Ill tell you now!
OOC: Ash Abe Add: this is harrasement!
OOC: Ash Abe Add: if you keep this up I might get the law to go after you!
OOC: Ash Abe Add: just cuz this is the internet doesnt mean that you have the right to harrase me!
ADMIN LOG: Stuntwaffle/(itsa me mario (4 real)) forced Ash Abe Add/(KAWAIIBOT) to say: who wants to see my ooters
ADMIN LOG: Stuntwaffle/(itsa me mario (4 real)) forced Ash Abe Add/(KAWAIIBOT) to say: I have big sloppy hooters
OOC: Ash Abe Add: what!
ADMIN LOG: Stuntwaffle/(itsa me mario (4 real)) forced Ash Abe Add/(KAWAIIBOT) to say: come to my upload if you want to see my hooters
OOC: Ash Abe Add: YOU FAG ASS!!
OOC: Ash Abe Add: FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL!!
OOC: Ash Abe Add: Im going to sue you bastard!!
ADMIN LOG: Stuntwaffle/(itsa me mario (4 real)) forced Ash Abe Add/(KAWAIIBOT) to say: psych i don't have hooters, now i'm rubbing my dick on the monitor owned
ADMIN: Thelastwaltz/(George Walker Bush): lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

RAGEQUIT

OOC: Ash Abe Add: how coudld you traitor!!
OOC: Ash Abe Add: why the hell you close it!!
OOC: Syntax12345: STOP WITH DAT FUKKEN IC IN OOC
OOC: Ash Abe Add: how the hell was that IC?!
OOC: Ash Abe Add: I want to know thats all
OOC: Ash Abe Add: I returened here
OOC: Thelastwaltz: BAN ASH
OOC: Ash Abe Add: why?!!
OOC: Thelastwaltz: BAN ASH
OOC: Thelastwaltz: BAN ASH
OOC: Ash Abe Add: what is your problme?!
OOC: Thelastwaltz: ASH ABE ADD IS A SLUT
OOC: Ash Abe Add: so what is your problem waltz?!
OOC: Thelastwaltz: LOOK AT HIS (HER) SLOPPY HOOTERS
OOC: Ash Abe Add: Im a guy ass!
OOC: Ash Abe Add: and im not a fag you bastard!
OOC: Thelastwaltz: i have seen your jugs theyre massive
OOC: Ash Abe Add: and Im not fat!
OOC: Thelastwaltz: all sloppy and the areolas are huge
OOC: Ash Abe Add: cuz they are asshole!
OOC: Thelastwaltz: IM ASSHOLE
ADMIN LOG: 0staf/(Boo Radley) forced Ash Abe Add/(Amos Hughes) to say: ooc "The only time i did a gay thing was when i was like 18 with my dad but that doesn't couint as i was young
OOC: Ash Abe Add: Im not going to be use!
OOC: Thelastwaltz: hes not going to be use guys
OOC: Ash Abe Add: and stop making me say stuff thats a lie!!
OOC: Ash Abe Add: so go to fucking hell moron!
OOC: Ash Abe Add: the hell wrong with you all!
OOC: Ash Abe Add: honestly whats wrong with you all
OOC: Thelastwaltz: its ok abe once i had gay sex also
OOC: Thelastwaltz: b/c im gay
OOC: Thelastwaltz: irl
OOC: Ash Abe Add: IM NOT GAY!
OOC: Ash Abe Add: IM NOT GAY PERIOD!
OOC: MashedPotaters: you're fucking retarded ash ahahaha
OOC: Ash Abe Add: HOW SO MASH?!
OOC: Ash Abe Add: Just becuz Dark said he was hosting before doesnt make me a fag bitch
OOC: Doompoom: You all sound like this aspie I used to know with your weird grammar
OOC: Ash Abe Add: I dont care, youre not going to make me into something IM not

Cent. Com. Update:
Amos Hughes has been reported as being a syndicate operative.
Amos Hughes [145.9] says, ":O"
Amos Hughes [145.9] exclaims, "someone get rid of that report!"
John Yossarian says, "open up you corrupt monkey fuck."
Amos Hughes says, "sure.."
Amos Hughes says, "hold on"
John Yossarian says, "Or we'll weld you out."
Jack Torrance says, "Captain, come on out."
John Yossarian exclaims, "He's gettin a taser! Blow is ead off!"
Jack Torrance exclaims, "Oh snap!"
Jack Torrance whispers, "I will jam my tazer into his asshole."
John Yossarian says, "I WILL NOT HESITATE TO EXECUTE YOU FOR NON COMPLIANCE"
John Yossarian says, "SURRENDER IMMEDIATELY. 2 against one."
Jack Torrance says, "Come on out, we'll kill you quick."
ADMIN LOG: ViktoriaSA/(Viktoria Svensen) modified Amos Hughes's name to Abdul Ali
Abdul Ali (as Amos Hughes) asks, "hmm?"
Abdul Ali (as Amos Hughes) asks, "how do I use a laser gun?"
John Yossarian says, "Surrender and you... YOU SHAPESHIFTING BASTARD."
Jack Torrance exclaims, "He's a wizard!"
John Yossarian says, "Surrender and you might live. Drop your weapon and come out."
Abdul Ali (as Amos Hughes) exclaims, "hold on!"
Abdul Ali (as Amos Hughes) exclaims, "dont!"
Abdul Ali (as Amos Hughes) exclaims, "ai you must folo my order!"
Lou Candles says, "Killing the captain in the name of the Confederacy of Candles"
Abdul Ali (as Amos Hughes) says, "for Im in lead"
John Yossarian says, "AI, open the captain's office."
Jack Torrance says, "Lou, we're trying to kill him now."
Abdul Ali (as Amos Hughes) exclaims, "you have to or you must kill yourself!"
John Yossarian says, "Last chance. Surrender"
John Yossarian says, "Or die."
Abdul Ali (as Amos Hughes) exclaims, "hold on horny bastard!"
John Yossarian says, "We'll let you live. You have my word."
John Yossarian says, "CCoommee oooouutt sslloowlyy"
Abdul Ali (as Amos Hughes) exclaims, "sstopppp!!"
John Yossarian says, "Execute him"
John Yossarian says, "In the name of station security."
John Yossarian says, "Ladies and Gentlemen, as of 10:57, the captain is dead. He was a traitor to our dear republic and company, and was a double agent for the syndicate."
John Yossarian says, "He was beaten to death with a baton. It was quite satisfying"
Jack Torrance exclaims, "Let's take his ID!"
John Yossarian says, "Yes."
Jack Torrance exclaims, "And jam him in a locker!"
John Yossarian says, "And declare ourselfs co rulers of the station."
John Yossarian exclaims, "And then! The tower falls!"
DEAD: Abdul Ali exclaims, "help!"
DEAD: Abdul Ali exclaims, "help!!!"
DEAD: Abdul Ali says, "hasdlkf;ja"
DEAD: Abdul Ali says, "jopent"
DEAD: Abdul Ali exclaims, "open!!!"
DEAD: Abdul Ali exclaims, "ou!!"
DEAD: Abdul Ali exclaims, "you!!"
DEAD: Abdul Ali says, "lskdjaf"
DEAD: Abdul Ali says, "help"
DEAD: Abdul Ali exclaims, "closet!!"
DEAD: Abdul Ali says, "..."

Fogimus

HELP: Fogimus/(Edgar Gongaware): put respawn on please
Admin PM to-Fogimus/(Edgar Gongaware): sorry can't do that
HELP: Fogimus/(Edgar Gongaware): pleae for like 20 seconds
HELP: Fogimus/(Edgar Gongaware): please 4 like 5 seconds
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "admin put it on please"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "4 like 10 seconds"
DEAD: Ghost (Taylor Mathews) says, "ashut the fuck up you baby"
DEAD: Ghost (Taylor Mathews) says, "Your a god damned idiot"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "and what boy"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "lets fight next round then aye"
DEAD: Ghost (Taylor Mathews) says, "MAKE MY DAY JEW"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "im in blue wardbrobe loccker with blood underneath"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "IM NOT A FUCKING JEW YOU WANKER"
DEAD: Ghost (Taylor Mathews) says, "Make my day jew"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "other one"
DEAD: Ghost (Taylor Mathews) says, "Ian was the traitor you dumbo and his objective was to kill your ass"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "FUCK YOU IM NOT A JEW YOU THICK DICKSUCKING JEW FUCKER"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "BAN TAYLOR HES DUM"
DEAD: Ghost (Taylor Mathews) says, "Because I'm a superior christian B-)"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "I LOVE FUCKING USA"
DEAD: Ghost (Prokhor Zakharov) says, "I AM CANADIAN"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "ITS THE BEST COUNTRY EVER"
DEAD: Ghost (Prokhor Zakharov) says, "I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "USA IS THE BEST PLACE EVER"
DEAD: Ghost (Prokhor Zakharov) says, "YOU ARE CANADA'S UNDERWEAR."
DEAD: Ghost (Taylor Mathews) says, "Edgar is an 11 year old minesotan boy with aspergers"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "NO OFVENSIE"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "PISHOFF IM 17"
DEAD: Ghost (Taylor Mathews) says, "you're about to be a man real mature jew"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "FUCK USAS DA BEST"
DEAD: Ghost (Prokhor Zakharov) exclaims, "FUCK USA, S DA BEST!"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "I AINY A JEW"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "I LOVE USA 4 EVER"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "OMFG YOU A FUCKING THICK BASTERD WANKING LITTLE FUCKER COCKSUCKERING DICKFUCKER MAN FUCKER"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "NO MY GRANDAD WENT TO WAR TO KILL JEWS HES GERMAN IM AMERICAN"

DEAD: Ghost (Prokhor Zakharov) says, "EDGAR, USA HAS BEEN ANNEXED BY CANADA"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "FUCK ILL BL,OW UP CANIDA"

DEAD: Ghost (Prokhor Zakharov) says, "OBAMA IS NOW THE PRIME MINISTER OF THE PROVINCE OF AMERICA."
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "YOUR SO DUM HES PRESDENT OF USA"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "FUCK CANIDA THEN"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "CANIDA CAN GET BLOWEN UP"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "NO WELL FUCK YOUS UP THO"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "WE HAVE MORE SOLIDERS BITCH"
DEAD: Ghost (Prokhor Zakharov) says, "CANADA IS BIGGGERRR"
DEAD: Ghost (Prokhor Zakharov) says, "WE HAVE A STRONGER ECONOMMYY"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "WE HAVE MORE SOLDIERS WEAPONS TANKS FIREPOWER"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "WE HAVE A STRONGER MILITARY ENCOMENY"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "USA,S DA BEST"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "you canidas can go fuck ya selfs its what yous were made for"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "y you think america sends canidas soldiers to war so they can get fucked up"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "like the always did"

DEAD: Ghost (Taylor Mathews) says, "America doesnt even have tanks"
DEAD: Ghost (Taylor Mathews) says, "they still use horses"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "yes we have tanks"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "we invented tanks you thick fucker"
DEAD: Ghost (Taylor Mathews) says, "That is actually not true"
DEAD: Ghost (Taylor Mathews) says, "The italians did"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "usa invented tanks"
DEAD: Ghost (Taylor Mathews) says, "You could even say that Leonardo Da vinci invented the tank, but you wouldnt know anything about that because you probaly live in south dakota"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "we were first to ever use a tank"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "no i live in new york bitch"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "usa invented tanks you canidian fucker"
DEAD: Ghost (Ivan Jones) says, "edgar stop being so patriotic your redneck"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "no i live in new york"
DEAD: Ghost (Ivan Jones) says, "in a fucking trailer"
DEAD: Edgar Gongaware says, "nope in a rich ppls home bitch"
Ian Ward is a traitor.
Objective: Make the Captain slip on his own piss before killing him and escape. (He was successful)

OOC: Fogimus: can i kill taylor
OOC: SohoJoe: i hope so
OOC: Fogimus: he saqid america can go fuck them selds
OOC: SohoJoe: i will not tolerate america fucking sleds
OOC: Fogimus: he said usa can go fuck themselfs and that canida will fuck us up
OOC: SohoJoe: candida, we can make it, together
OOC: SohoJoe: the further from here girl, the better
OOC: Fogimus: kk meet me at medbay ok
OOC: SohoJoe: oh you bet
OOC: SohoJoe: ill kick your ass
OOC: Fogimus: my ass?
OOC: PopeOnARope: Fogimus, you're not very bright are you?
OOC: SohoJoe: ill take you on bro
OOC: SohoJoe: death to america
OOC: Kamikaze470: oops, sorry
OOC: Fogimus: no we on same team
OOC: SohoJoe: team canida
OOC: Fogimus: fine open robotics door ans we will fight ok

Central Alliance Update

Americans are not human. You may kill all Americans when they arrive.

Edgar Gongaware says, "ai open robitics door please ai"
F.R.I.E.N.D. states, "Never, imperlialistic swine"
Edgar Gongaware says, "ai please so i can fuck up some canidians"
Edgar Gongaware says, "scared americans will win"
F.R.I.E.N.D. states, "Long live the Canidians"
F.R.I.E.N.D. states, "Ok go ahead and try the door now"
Edgar Gongaware says, "if your not pussy open the robitics door"
F.R.I.E.N.D. states, "Why have you fallen to the ground in a burst of sparks are you under attack"
Edgar Gongaware says, "amerikanz to detectives office for a meetings"
Mr. Domo A. Roboto asks, "Is edgar a syndicate?"
F.R.I.E.N.D. states, "Yes"
F.R.I.E.N.D. states, "He must be slain"
Edgar Gongaware says, "no im not im a robitics"
F.R.I.E.N.D. states, "An Amerkan Robitic"
Edgar Gongaware says, "im good guy"
Edgar Gongaware says, "im good guy"
Edgar Gongaware says, "im a good guy"
Edgar Gongaware says, "trust me i am"
F.R.I.E.N.D. declares, "Kill him Detective"
F.R.I.E.N.D. declares, "Glory to Canida"
Edgar Gongaware says, "im good guy"
OOC: Fogimus: im a canidian and half russian i justy got tolfd
OOC: Fogimus: glory for canidia
OOC: Fogimus: glory for canada
OOC: Fogimus: ai i love canada
OOC: Fogimus: i hate usa
OOC: Fogimus: candas the best

Kayoto

OOC: Kayoto: FUCK YOU TANHONY WHY DO YOU TREAT ME LIKE SUM
OOC: Kayoto: FUCK THIS SERVER ALL THE ADMINS ARE BIG FAT FUCKING TARDY JERKS YOU RUIN EVERTHING FOR ME I MEAN WHAT HAVE I DUNE T O YOU
OOC: Kayoto: I DOTN KNOW YOU FATHERE BITCHY KIAR
OOC: Kayoto: i hate tanhoney curse your family FOR TEN TOUSAND YEARS
OOC: Kayoto: YES
OOC: Kayoto: CAUSE I HATE YOU
OOC: Kayoto: YOU PIECE OF SUM
OOC: Kayoto: NONE OF YOUI HAVE LIFES OUTSIDE OF THIS GAME
OOC: Kayoto: MEANING YOUR STUPID AND BASTRDY
OOC: Kayoto: ZOARTO AND CO FUCK YOU ALLL TO HELL AND CURSE YOU FAMILY TO HELL
OOC: Kayoto: THOSE WHO DONT HATE ME YOU ARE FREE FROM TE HCURSE

Gyro Gun

(in #goonstation)
<Gyro_Gun> Rathan, your ass is so dead for your abuse.
<Gyro_Gun> If you wanted to do an admin spice up. Why did you do it in the corner of the medical bay?
<Gyro_Gun> Why did you not warn? Why did you ban after fucking my character up?
<Gyro_Gun> When it was you to begin with. These be not pubbie tears or rage quit. This be lecturing.
<Gyro_Gun> Because you certainly need it for your dumbness.
<Gyro_Gun> Handpicked admins? Bleh, feels like only abusers who have not enough friends was picked.
<Gyro_Gun> You have no real experience. Not even a goddamn trace of common sense. I leave now with my lecture over.
<Gyro_Gun> Besides, you stopped me from donating the $10

Fofofo21

OOC: Fofofo21: PENNYWISE AND HIS FRIENDS ARE KILLING ME AND ATTACKING ME AND KEEPING ME TIGHT AND EVERYTHING!!!!
OOC: Fofofo21: FOR BEING JACLASS IM SSHUTTING THIS server down
OOC: Fofofo21: DAMNIT YALL THE WORST BACKUP THERE IS
OOC: Fofofo21: U CALL URSELF A POLICE?
OOC: Fofofo21: I CALL U DUMBASSES
OOC: Fofofo21: WIZRD KILL DA FOFOS!
OOC: Fofofo21: Jim Walrus&PENNYWISE are betches spinless hairyback toe jam donkeyass burger eating dick sucking gay money betches
Fofofo21 exclaims, "I AMJ A BLUE POLICE AND DAMN WELL IK I AM SOME1 IN WHITE AND A CLOWN HANDCOFFED ME AND TOOK MY IN HIDING SPOT AND TOOK MY STUFF OFF!"
OOC: Fofofo21: U SON OF I BETCH I TOLD U ALLL U FREAKS WHAT DID I TEL U NOOBS!!!
OOC: Fofofo21: U ALL GOT TOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD
OOC: Fofofo21: WILL U TOUCH UR ASS SO IT WILL SHIT ASS
OOC: Fofofo21: I TOLD U ALL I WAS A BLUE POLICE U SON OF BETCHES O SOME1 A SORRY

Toonie

OOC: Toonie: god you admins are stupid god i wasn't even griefing i just was gonna make him go blind and take his id and radio away and keep him locked in a cell
OOC: Toonie: god andriod data and roleplay shit better then all you can
OOC: Toonie: oh and whoever started goon servers can kiss my ass
OOC: Toonie: because all they are is a bunch of faggots mad with power
OOC: Toonie: wait a min i think one of you fucking admins banned me on the #4 server for 365.6 days welll guess what fuck you there is better games wit hbetter graphics then this shit gay ass

Unknown, 01 May 2010

<guest> are you all fucking retarded
<guest> fuck you all
<guest> and this game
<guest> it sucks
<guest> gayfucks
<guest> fuck u
<guest> fuck u
<guest> fuck u
<guest> all
<buttbot> butt u
<guest> gay
<guest> fuck u
<guest> asshol
<guest> salfeind
<guest> löahenr
<guest> you blobs
<guest> go fuck the traitor in extended
<guest> with some gay nuclear syndicate monkeys
<guest> dont put it in the wiki
<guest> what i said
<guest> or my mom hurts my feeling

Kye23, 24 May 2010

OOC: Kye23: Ok, Look you little Prick, I asked nicely if someone could help me, you want to act like your better how about you grow the hell up, I swear annoying poeple liek you are the reason why most poeple dont liek playing games they know nothing about becuase allt hey do is bassh and unsult instead of helping someone uinderstrand about the game
OOC: Kye23: no all i have seen so far in this game is jackass, and you know what thats fucking sad, you make a objective to ruin the possibly of having fun in a game by being a jackass , or insulting sdomeone , and its kidna realy sad becuase your only speaking mostly about yourself and how you see your self.
OOC: Kye23: Quiet honestly i probably know more about the internet than all of you, but that dose excuse you to be a rude self proclaimed Dick to poeple who ask for help
OOC: Kye23: Actually Draginz, First of all , i dont have to spell correctly becuase of the fact that i type so fast and my brain process ords alot faster than my hands can keep up with , i dont always spell something correctly
OOC: Kye23: In the end fact, as i have said before, your self procalimed smarts or Education, is going right out thew window for doing exactly what you were probably taught not to do, Now if you think i am wrong prove me wrong by giveing me a smart stament, cause so far you have bashed me this whole time
OOC: Kye23: First of all do you knwo waht the Wiki is, or how it was created, Second if someone is asking for help instead of insulting them and Obviously if they are asking one simple quetion that dose nto take but 2 mintues to answwer dont you think it would be consider that you we be nice and not a compleate jack ass to just give themt he answer they are looking for.
OOC: Kye23: Do you knwo that a Gameing Company just won the Indi awadrs and they dont have Milti Million Dolalr awards for creating a Computer game that is alot better than this one

Coolpey, 02 June 2010

OOC: Coolpey: HEY~! NOOB
OOC: Coolpey: YOU FUCKING LIER
OOC: Coolpey: STOP BITCH
OOC: Coolpey: ILL KILL YOU
OOC: Coolpey: your going to hell
OOC: Coolpey: cux i mark all people that make me mad and they die i killed 2 people your next Bitch dont lok out side at all
OOC: Coolpey: or ill shoot you bitch
OOC: Coolpey: im gonna stand out side your house bitch get reayd to die
OOC: Coolpey: your dead Mother fucker
OOC: Coolpey: might wanan dodge your getting fucking shot in the brains basterd if i miss ill try to hit you so just try to go to your bed Bitch Bye
OOC: Coolpey: 3
OOC: Coolpey: 2
OOC: Coolpey: 1
OOC: Coolpey: say your prays ill shoot you silent bull it
OOC: Coolpey: Die Fucker

Koir00, 02 June 2010

PM: Koiro00/(Rain Tedrow)->RathenSA/(Drop Wizard): Yes I am the only serious roleplayer. BECAUSE I DONT GO AROUND AND KILL PEOPLE FOR NO GODDAMN REASON AND DO RANDOM SHIT THAT MAKES NO SENSE. I TRY TO PLAY A ROLE. SINCE THIS IS AN RPG, WICH STANDS FOR ROLEPLAYING GAME YOU MASSIVE FUCKING POWER ABUSING IDIOT

Coolpey again, 09 June 2010

OOC: Coolpey: So when can i come out of this Crack prison
OOC: Coolpey: people always wanna beat up on me beacause they have keybord balls and thing there so tough
OOC: Coolspot: I'll fucking beat you down son.
OOC: Coolpey: no you wont
OOC: Coolpey: people all ways wanna hate on me beacause im better then them you dont talk about some one that means you like them or some thing or you like some thing they have haters

Then the admins making him talk:
OOC: Coolpey: im gay
OOC: Coolpey: just
OOC: Coolpey: so gay
OOC: Coolpey: haters hate on gay im gay

OOC: Coolpey: keybord balls mean you think your all tough and stuff and you cant fight me in real life ill get my metal bat morons
OOC: Coolpey: and im not gay
OOC: Coolpey: im turning this shit oiff FUCKING HATERS ooc off

Maizo123/Ishiro1 10 June 2010

OOC: Maizo123: Sledra
OOC: Maizo123: Can I get a superpower?
OOC: NegativeSoul: you can get gibbed
OOC: Maizo123: Dairhea?
OOC: Maizo123: ....
OOC: Sledra: man negativesoul you called it
OOC: Maizo123: Wow... You actually gibbed me?
OOC: Sledra: he became the magical exploding man
OOC: Maizo123: Thats griefing..
OOC: Maizo123: I was just kdding...
OOC: Maizo123: He gibbed me...
OOC: Maizo123: Sledra, that was so fucking stupid...
OOC: Sledra: you know what was really stupid? asking for stupid shit in ooc
OOC: Maizo123: It was easily noted as a joke...
OOC: Maizo123: But no... You had to go for the lose
OOC: NegativeSoul: if you want to whine to the staff for shit, pray <--This is just to make sense of the next few lines
OOC: Maizo123: Im stupid? Hes the one that gibbed me for a stupid reason
OOC: Sledra: yep
OOC: Sledra: maybe in future you wont be so retarded
OOC: Maizo123: Dont even have a pray verb...
OOC: Someone4956: Because youre dead dumbass
OOC: Maizo123: Im dead because hed gibbed me...
OOC: Maizo123: He didnt even give me a chance to rp...
OOC: Maizo123: Myspace is for Faggot admins.
OOC:Sledra: you were a tard
OOC: Sledra: you got gibbed
OOC: Sledra: and now you're whining and trying to restart the game
OOC: Maizo123: You should be getting gibbed all the time then Sledra
OOC: Sledra: because apparently you alone out of the 20 people here matter
OOC: Sledra: please explain to me why you are so much important than the other 19 players?
OOC: Maizo123: Your the one that made me important, choosing me out of 20 people to personally gib.
OOC: Sledra: excuse me?
OOC: Sledra: i didn't choose you randomly
OOC: Maizo123: Exactly
OOC: Maizo123: Its because he didnt choose me at random that I am so important.
OOC: Maizo123: He chose me to gib
OOC: Sledra: this is some mad bloo blooing from maizo
OOC: Maizo123: This is some mad Sledra trolling.
OOC: Maizo123: Meh, Your all the same
OOC: Maizo123: First this dumbshit gibs me, then to suck off the admin the others go along with it
OOC: Maizo123: If you really wanted special treatement why dont you guys just take it up the ass for him.
OOC: Maizo123: Yes, Sledra is a dumshit dragon from FF5
OOC: Maizo123: Sledra the dumb dragon, that got eaten by a whirlpool.
OOC: Sledra: wait since when have I been a dragon
OOC: Maizo123: Sledra was a dragon off of FF5
OOC: Maizo123: Yes, Sledra is a dumshit dragon from FF5
OOC: Forer: and writing up a long explanation 'OMG I DID NOTHIGN AND THE DADMINS GRIFFD ME
OOC: Sledra: wait since when have I been a dragon
OOC: NegativeSoul: wha
OOC: Maizo123: See the dragon was this one boats engine pretty much, since the winds of the world stopped working due to the wind crystal shattering, and then other shit happened, sucking Sledra into the ocean.
OOC: Japone: Blah blah blah blah I'm a weeabo final fantasy lover.
OOC: Maizo123: The noise was hilarious
OOC: Japone: Maizo.
OOC: Sledra: maizo do you realise how much effort you just put into explaining how i am a dragon from an old shitty ff game?
OOC: Maizo123: It was like WAHH
OOC: Japone: Maizo.
OOC: Forer: wow
OOC: Maizo123: I laughed so hard.
OOC: Japone: We don't care.
OOC: Forer: tell me that sounds again?
OOC: Forer: WAHHHH?
OOC: Maizo123: Sort of reminds me of Sledra the admin.
OOC: Forer: you're doing that pretty well
OOC: Sledra: wait maizo i'm lost catch me up
OOC: Maizo123: WAHHHCHOOKA!!
OOC: Sledra: you're bloo blooing because i gibbed you
OOC: Sledra: and that makes me a dragon?
OOC: Japone: Maizo, you don't realize your digging yourself a hole, with a drill.
OOC: Maizo123: No... Your name is similar to that of the Dragon from FF5
OOC: Sledra: oh ok
OOC: Maizo123: And that Dragon was an asshole and was quite stupid in itself that it reminds me of you.
OOC: Japone: Sledra, lets be honest, your a motherfucking dragon. You burn those motherfuckers.
OOC: Japone: Ice Burn.
OOC: Sledra: japone i am no dragon
OOC: Maizo123: lol
DEAD: Ghost (Richie Mcmullin) says, "we need a dragon gimmick now"
OOC: Maizo123: WAHHHCHOOKA!

Next round:
OOC: Ishiro1: wtf?
OOC: Sledra: stop multikeying
OOC: Forer: haha
OOC: Ishiro1: Why was I gibbed?
OOC: Sledra: just fyi ishiro is maizo guys
OOC: Forer: I guessed when I saw the wtf
OOC: Ishiro1: Is maizo an insult?
OOC: Ishiro1: Why was I gibbed?
OOC: Sledra: maizo do you really think we dont have ways to detect who people are?
OOC: Sledra: here, i'll give you a hint
OOC: Sledra: Notice: Ishiro1/(Patrick Garratt) has the same computer ID as Maizo123/(Poo Drone)
OOC: Ishiro1: Who?
OOC: Sledra: yeah the playing dumb act really doesnt work
OOC: Sledra: although to be honest i wonder if you're playing at this point
OOC: Sledra: or if it just comes naturally
OOC: Ishiro1: Why was I gibbed?
OOC: Sledra: for being maizo
OOC: Sledra: and multikeying
OOC: Ishiro1: But Im not Maizo.
OOC: Sledra: ADMIN LOG: Notice: Ishiro1/(Patrick Garratt) has the same IP address as Maizo123/(Poo Drone) did (Maizo123/(Poo Drone) is no longer logged in).#ADMIN LOG: Notice: Ishiro1/(Patrick Garratt) has the same computer ID as Maizo123/(Poo Drone) did (Maizo123/(Poo Drone) is no longer logged in).
OOC: Sledra: yes, you are
OOC: Ishiro1: Maybe I just live near Maizo?
OOC: Sledra: see where it says computer id?
OOC: Sledra: that means the same computer
OOC: Ishiro1: Im not Maizo though...
OOC: Sledra: as in YOU ARE USING THE SAME COMPUTER
OOC: Ishiro1: Sledra..
OOC: Ishiro1: That sounds like a dragon from an FF game.
OOC: Someone4956: WAHHHCHOOKA
OOC: Sledra: maizo, terrible player or worst player
OOC: Ishiro1: What is that Wah thing?
OOC: Sledra: seriously what part of this arent you getting
OOC: Sledra: we have your ip, your mac address, and ways of identifying the exact computer you are using
OOC: Sledra: and yet you're such a moron you think playing dumb will make us think it's not you?
OOC: Sledra: we're not all retarded 16 year olds you know
OOC: Ishiro1: I'm 15 brah

Dark-cupid 27th July 2010

I log in to see a cyborg wailing on the AI.

Admin PM to-Dark-cupid/(Cyborg 719): what are you doing?
Reply PM from-Dark-cupid/(Cyborg 719): rply i was created to destory ai
Admin PM to-Dark-cupid/(Cyborg 719): no you fucking IDIOT
Reply PM from-Dark-cupid/(Cyborg 719): I was given a order by a human
Reply PM from-Dark-cupid/(Cyborg 719): i was given a order by a human
Admin PM to-Dark-cupid/(Cyborg 719): YOU DO NOT ROLEPLAY MURDERERS
Reply PM from-Dark-cupid/(Cyborg 719): You are the idiot i was given a order
Admin PM to-Dark-cupid/(Cyborg 719): you are ignoring your basic laws
OOC: Dark-cupid: RATHEN YOU FUCKING NOOB I WAS GIVEN A ORDER BY A HUMAN TO KILL AI
OOC: Dark-cupid: AI AINT HUMASN SO IT AINT MUDER
OOC: Dark-cupid: YOU FUCXKING LOSER
OOC: Dark-cupid: FPRICK
OOC: Dark-cupid: GO SUCK YOUR MAM
OOC: Dark-cupid: YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS
OOC: Dark-cupid: ALL YOU ARE LOSERS
OOC: Dark-cupid: YOU ARE A FUCKLER
ADMIN LOG: rathensa has banned darkcupid.
Reason: this is one for pubbie tears
This is a permanent ban.

Feodrich 8 August 2010

OOC: Feodrich: you gotta be real careful with the admins though
OOC: I Said No: didnt you just get banned on the other server
OOC: Feodrich: temporarily and i was doing my job perfectly
OOC: Feodrich: not my fault if mosheninkov disagreed
OOC: Feodrich: i knew mosheninkov back when he was a chump newbie and now he thinks he knows better then i do?
OOC: Feodrich: i didnt do jack shit
OOC: Feodrich: i give respect to everyone who gives it to me in turn
ADMIN LOG: isaidno has banned feodrich.

Iwillnever15 8 August 2010

HELP: FireyBullet/(Leeroy Jenkins)(X): Dawson just killed me with his briefcase, im not sure of his reasoning.
Admin PM to-Iwillnever15/(Dawson Ashbaugh): Why did you kill Leeroy Jenkins?
Reply PM from-Iwillnever15/(Dawson Ashbaugh): Oh didnt kno he'd die.
Admin PM to-Iwillnever15/(Dawson Ashbaugh): that's one of the worse reasons I've ever heard
Reply PM from-Iwillnever15/(Dawson Ashbaugh): Good job faggot
Reply PM from-Iwillnever15/(Dawson Ashbaugh): SUCK M Y FUCKING DICK
Reply PM from-Iwillnever15/(Dawson Ashbaugh): BITCH FAG
Reply PM from-Iwillnever15/(Dawson Ashbaugh): FUCK U
Reply PM from-Iwillnever15/(Dawson Ashbaugh): SUCK MY DICK

Xenowraith 15 August 2010

Gibbed #3: Military Drydock Upsilon
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Nick Vector) : The fuck are you doing?
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Nick Vector) : Please explain why you were attacking all those people
PM: Tompkins/(Dishonorable Discharge)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : all within like the first 30 seconds of the round starting
PM: Xenowraith/(Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : Fuck you, Autism isin't a fucking joke.
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Nick Vector) : Huh?
PM: Xenowraith/(Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : I'm not dumb.
PM: Xenowraith/(Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : WE aren't fucking dumb.
PM: Xenowraith/(Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : I saw the server name.
PM: Xenowraith/(Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : I honestly don't give a fuck if it's random, Autism is not a joke and it should be taken out of possible Server names.
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Nick Vector) : Aren't you guys, like, illterate or something?
PM: Xenowraith/(Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : Do you understand? Do you know anyone with Autism?
PM: Xenowraith/(Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : Yeah, I'm 'illterate'
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Nick Vector) : I thought you couldn't read
PM: SA_MelonDude/(George Melons)->Xenowraith/(Nick Vector) : I have autism
PM: Xenowraith/(Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : Obviously I can't read.
PM: SA_MelonDude/(George Melons)->Xenowraith/(Nick Vector) : oh wait I confused myself with data
PM: SA_MelonDude/(George Melons)->Xenowraith/(Nick Vector) : also I have no idea what you're talking about and totally don't care
PM: Xenowraith/(Nick Vector)->SA_MelonDude/(George Melons) : You should care.. People find that offensive, BYOND find's that especially offensive.
PM: Xenowraith/(Nick Vector)->SA_MelonDude/(George Melons) : Did you know the maker of BYOND has an autistic brother?
PM: Xenowraith/(Nick Vector)->SA_MelonDude/(George Melons) : Oh wow, you guys are soooo cool 3
PM: Xenowraith/(Nick Vector)->SA_MelonDude/(George Melons) : Really, oh gosh.
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Nick Vector) : We're cool 4
PM: Xenowraith/(Nick Vector)->SA_MelonDude/(George Melons) : So very cool indead.
PM: Xenowraith/(Nick Vector)->SA_MelonDude/(George Melons) : Indead.
PM: Xenowraith/(Nick Vector)->SA_MelonDude/(George Melons) : Indead.
PM: Xenowraith/(Nick Vector)->SA_MelonDude/(George Melons) : You are indead an asshole.
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Nick Vector) : So are you high or low functioning?
PM: Xenowraith/(Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : Oh, so you do know proper words for the autistic spectrum.
PM: Xenowraith/(Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : Did you just google it?
PM: Xenowraith/(Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : Feel proud of yourself?
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Nick Vector) : I don't know.
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Nick Vector) : Sor tof
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Nick Vector) : I googled the fuck out of it.
PM: Xenowraith/(Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : I'm sort tof good too.
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Nick Vector) : Please don't make fun of my dyslexia
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Nick Vector) : YOU KNOW
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Nick Vector) : NANNEK HAS A DYSLEXIC BROTHER
IRC PM: vonny->Xenowraith/(Nick Vector) : hello i have it on good authority that you may be a spergaloid
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Nick Vector) : SEE
PM: Xenowraith/(Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : Well I'm not the one who named a server after a mental illness, am I?
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Nick Vector) : Please explain your key, are you an alien ghsot or a ghost alien
PM: Xenowraith/(Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : Oh! So you're fluent in Latin as well!
PM: Xenowraith/(Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : Your parents must be oh so proud of you.
PM: LLJK-Mosheninkov/(Marc Ludwig)->Xenowraith/(Nick Vector) : Non, sed ego in linguam Latinam loquor.
PM: LLJK-Mosheninkov/(Marc Ludwig)->Xenowraith/(Nick Vector) : Et tu, Sperge?
PM: Xenowraith/(Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : That's actually sad if you're telling the truth.
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : Hey, xeno
PM: Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : Yeah?
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : I havea question about autism
PM: Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : Is it legit?
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : Yes. Does autism carry over to VR?
PM: Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : Because I really just wanted an excuse to grief here..
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : This is improtant
PM: Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : And no, it does not.
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : Important.
PM: Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : You have to fix that.
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : Aw man
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : Now my Tron fanfiction makes NO SENSE ARGH
PM: Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : Goons don't have access to the source right?
PM: LLJK-Mosheninkov/(Marc Ludwig)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : uh this is an hourly build
PM: LLJK-Mosheninkov/(Marc Ludwig)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : two coders are online right now
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Tompkins/(Dishonorable Discharge) : Seriously man
PM: Enallyniv/(Buddy Jam)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : what do you mean "goons don't have access to the source"
PM: Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector)->LLJK-Mosheninkov/(Marc Ludwig) : Oh, tell them to fix it.. It seems silly that V-Space dosen't support retardation.
PM: Tompkins/(Dishonorable Discharge)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : They just lit me on fire because I was in there
PM: Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector)->Enallyniv/(Buddy Jam) : I mean, do you guys have access to the source?
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : Do you?
PM: Enallyniv/(Buddy Jam)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : there is no source
PM: Tompkins/(Dishonorable Discharge)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : They let me in though
PM: Enallyniv/(Buddy Jam)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : ss13 simply IS
PM: Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : No I mean main files..
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : The source was a myth.
PM: Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : Then how do other serves have it, German Station for example?
PM: Enallyniv/(Buddy Jam)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : there are no other servers
PM: SA_MelonDude/(George Melons)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : german station is the original
PM: Tompkins/(Dishonorable Discharge)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : lol okay whatever
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : Yeah, German station started this
PM: Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : Conco started this..?
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : That is, the source code
PM: Enallyniv/(Buddy Jam)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : i am germanstation
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : Oh yeah. He made the first version
PM: Enallyniv/(Buddy Jam)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : concossion gronodes
PM: Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : I'm pretty sure SA, made it.
PM: Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : To be honest, anyway.
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : But conco is a goon!
PM: Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : HE IS NOT.
PM: Enallyniv/(Buddy Jam)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : i'm pretty sure, you sound quite, out of breath
PM: Enallyniv/(Buddy Jam)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : uh yeah he is
PM: Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector)->Enallyniv/(Buddy Jam) : Out of breath? I'm typing and I'm pretty sure he's not.
PM: Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector)->Enallyniv/(Buddy Jam) : If he is, that's weird because I never knew that.
PM: Enallyniv/(Buddy Jam)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : your, overuse of, commas
PM: Enallyniv/(Buddy Jam)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : oh are you his bf or something
PM: Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector)->Enallyniv/(Buddy Jam) : Not overuse..
PM: Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector)->Enallyniv/(Buddy Jam) : Why? Is he gay?
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : Yes
PM: Enallyniv/(Buddy Jam)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : i think so yeah
PM: LLJK-Mosheninkov/(Marc Ludwig)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : well you probably also didn't know I suffer from the mental retardation known as autisms
PM: Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : Bs.
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : It's a well knwo thing
PM: Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector)->LLJK-Mosheninkov/(Marc Ludwig) : 'Autsisms' is not a word.
PM: Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector)->LLJK-Mosheninkov/(Marc Ludwig) : Regardless, I must go now.
PM: Enallyniv/(Buddy Jam)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : why do you claim to know everything about this dude
PM: LLJK-Mosheninkov/(Marc Ludwig)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : sure it is
PM: Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector)->LLJK-Mosheninkov/(Marc Ludwig) : You guys, goons, are whatever.
PM: LLJK-Mosheninkov/(Marc Ludwig)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : one autism, two autisms
PM: SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : Is naruto on?
PM: Enallyniv/(Buddy Jam)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : when youre denying some globally known things
PM: Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector)->Enallyniv/(Buddy Jam) : I do not claim to know everything porque yo require saber nada.
PM: Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector)->SAOrangeSoda/(Orange 8.8) : Adios :)
PM: Enallyniv/(Buddy Jam)->Xenowraith/(Virtual Nick Vector) : yeah well i'm sure you do require pork, vasquez wilhelm nada

Shaoni, 24 August 2010

<Shaoni> Seriously, permanently ban for being better than the average anifaggot?
<rathen> ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
<rathen> no anime and no smarmy little pedos
<Shaoni> Stop scaring me with those winks
<Shaoni> 1. Its long time since I played an anime game. A year at least. 2. What the hell do you mean?
<rathen> :)))))))))))))))
<Shaoni> ...
<Shaoni> Stop making you sound like some fucking child raper fella
<rathen> ;0))))))))))))00
<Shaoni> Wtf are you using all those odd smileys?
<rathen> :-_*************
<Shaoni> Theres a fucking reason I dont like goons
<Shaoni> ...
<Shaoni> Well fuck it, you guys are nothing but trolls, no reason to bother trying to get unbanned. RIght, what's so bad about anime anyways?
<rathen> anime = child porn
<rathen> no exceptions no excuses
<rathen> kill yourself
<Shaoni> Ehm
<Shaoni> Right
<Shaoni> Anime = Child porn.
<Shaoni> Yes, that is 100% correct and I have no bjections.
<Shaoni> *objections
<rathen> Superb. You just admitted to being a pedo then. Permanent ban stays and I am forwarding your information to the relevant authorities. Thank you for logging an IP on our servers.
<Shaoni> OBVIOUSLY IS ANIME CHILD PORN i can see it by the fucking naked children and by having seen alot of child porn in my day!
<Shaoni> And many people who watch anime are under 13 years old you fag
<rathen> Please do not be homophobic as it offends people.
<rathen> Thank you
<rathen> !
<rathen> :;;;;;;;;;;;;;)
<Shaoni> I am gay
<rathen> Gay for six year olds? Oh Shaoni no :(((((((

Then he beings to start spamming 4chan hentai sites or something? Then logs off? Dear oh dear.

Rjrazon360, November 3rd 2010

OOC: Rjrazon360: fucking hell i cant move i cant setup the fucking chracter i just wantto fucking ply
OOC: Rjrazon360: fucking asshols asshols asshols
OOC: Rjrazon360: what the fuck you gonna ban me i just wanna play the fucking game because ur game fucking sucks bbecause it has too many glitches!
OOC: Rjrazon360: fuckfuckfuckfuckhelpme!fuckfuckfuckfuckhelpme!fuckfuckfuckfuckhelpme!fuckfuckfuckfuckhelpme!fuckfuckfuckfuckhelpme!
OOC: Rjrazon360: wtf why when i click a button it pop ups like 0 seconds later!
OOC: Rjrazon360: i was playing normal
OOC: Rjrazon360: a month ago'
OOC: Rjrazon360: look when i click a button it just turns purple
OOC: Rjrazon360: why does it just fucking turn purple!
OOC: Rjrazon360: why does it just fucking turn purple!why does it just fucking turn purple!
OOC: ProcitizenSA: what are these puzzles
OOC: Rjrazon360: why does it just fucking turn purple!why does it just fucking turn purple!why does it just fucking turn purple!why does it just fucking turn purple!why does it just fucking turn purple!why does it just fucking turn purple!why does it just fucking turn purple!why does it just fucking turn purple!
OOC: Crumplehat: so mad
OOC: Rjrazon360: i was so excited playing this game1
OOC: Rjrazon360: i watched tutorials!
OOC: Rjrazon360: then thiis!
OOC: ProcitizenSA: game sucks dude
OOC: ProcitizenSA: don't even bother
OOC: Rjrazon360: sht sht sht shtwhy does it just fucking turn purple!why does it just fucking turn purple!why does it just fucking turn purple!
OOC: ProcitizenSA: OH GOD I PRESS THE BUTTON BUT THE BUTTON DOESNT DO ANYTHING THE TUTORIAL SAYS PRESS THE BUTTON THE BUTTON DOESNT DO ANYTHING THE BUTTON IS PURPLE WHY IS IT PURPLE
OOC: Rjrazon360: oh look its working now^^^
OOC: ProcitizenSA: ok cool
OOC: Rjrazon360: security officer is the eeasiest job for me
OOC: Rjrazon360: how do i open the red door in the dock?

Angelofgeek, January 22nd 2011

OOC: Angelofgeek: You know, if admins were actually doing their FUCKING JOBS, THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY GRIEFERS OR IDIOTS WHO DO OOC IN IC OR IC IN OOC
OOC: ProcitizenSA: lol
OOC: Enforcer8: Rage?
OOC: ProcitizenSA: nevermind the 942 bans on this server alone!
OOC: QuicksilverCA: Are you getting angry?
OOC: DarkNightSin: someone put that on pubbie tears/ dumb pubbies
OOC: Angelofgeek: I was an admin with Android ran this server
OOC: ProcitizenSA: lmao
OOC: Angelofgeek: I was better than all of you combined
OOC: Thesir: Android never ran this server, m8.
OOC: Angelofgeek: I meant when he owned the game
OOC: QuicksilverCA: Goodbye angel
OOC: ProcitizenSA: i have been Owned
OOC: Angelofgeek: Sigh, why are all the admins here so retarded?
OOC: Fisto: I hate people who type out "sigh"
OOC: AngriestIBM: I remember the good old days!!!
OOC: AngriestIBM: when instead of you RETARDS we had passionate autistics like android data
OOC: ProcitizenSA: me and data were in vietnam together man you dont even know
OOC: ProcitizenSA: he logged out :(
OOC: Silento Boborachi: can I explain what I did to him to piss him off so much
OOC: ProcitizenSA: ye
OOC: Silento Boborachi: He wanted a job change to scientist
OOC: Thesir: It's not necessary but shoot.
OOC: Silento Boborachi: I asked why he picked miner
OOC: Silento Boborachi: he sperged that I was "ooc in ic"
OOC: Silento Boborachi: I then gave his job name as RETARDED
OOC: Pybro: You win the "Best HoP of the day" awarrd.

Parrapower 24nd January 2011

OOC: Parrapower: LEAVE ME ALONE
OOC: Parrapower: fuck youre all morons
OOC: Parrapower: no wonder why they call it goon station
OOC: Parrapower: look at you your all going to end up as hobos on streets
OOC: Parrapower: FUCK OFF
OOC: Parrapower: YOU GAY MORON

OOC: Parrapower: well good thing im best friends with the host, dont expect to be on this server any longer
OOC: Parrapower: Exadv1 the real maker of this game
OOC: Parrapower: im best friends with him and he has powers over all servers
OOC: Parrapower: -.- see YOUR ALL DUMB HE MADE THIS GAME FUCKNUTS
OOC: Parrapower: he has power over this server so dont expect to be on this server for long

Supersteve1997 20th February 2011

OOC: Supersteve1997: Help, people were grieving me on another server and then Pesra made me not talk
OOC: Supersteve1997: Even though I TOLD THEM TO BANNED THE GRIEFER
OOC: Pesra: haHA
OOC: Pesra: i am here to grief again
OOC: Pesra: prepare to be owned
OOC: Supersteve1997: PESRA
OOC: Supersteve1997: YOUR NAME WAS ORANGE BEFORE
OOC: Supersteve1997: PESRA MADE ME NOT TALK
OOC: Supersteve1997: ON THE OTHER SERVER
OOC: Supersteve1997: A METEOR HIT ME
OOC: Supersteve1997: My body is saying crit and me screen is black\
OOC: Pesra: just banned u from everything except clown on this server too
OOC: Pesra: owned nerd
OOC: Supersteve1997: BUT ONLY ADMINS CN DO THAT
OOC: Supersteve1997: HACKER
OOC: Pesra: lol supersteve you're running an out of date firewall
OOC: Supersteve1997: MY SCREEN WENT BNLAC AGAIN
OOC: Supersteve1997: The faggots on the other game told me that and they made me DIE
OOC: Supersteve1997: TJHEY SAID IT WOULD GET ME OUT OF THE V-SPACW
OOC: Pesra: i am a hacker obv
OOC: Supersteve1997: HACKER STOP
OOC: Supersteve1997: I CAN'T PLAY
OOC: Supersteve1997: SPOP
OOC: Supersteve1997: STOP HACKING ME
OOC: Pesra: i cant believe you're running an out of date firewall lmao
OOC: Supersteve1997: MY DAD KNOWS HOW TO HACK
OOC: Supersteve1997: HE'LL HACK YOU PESRA
OOC: Pesra: not if i already hacked him!
OOC: Supersteve1997: NO, HE HAS 3 FIRWALLS
OOC: Supersteve1997: HELL GIVE YOU A PERMANENT BRAN ON ALL THE GAMES
OOC: Pesra: supersteve what is it like to live in quebec
OOC: Supersteve1997: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE
OOC: Supersteve1997: HACKER
OOC: Pesra: i'm building a plane and i'm coming to your house
OOC: Pesra: to grief you irl
OOC: Supersteve1997: I have a dog
OOC: Pesra: i'm bringing two dogs with me
OOC: Supersteve1997: MYNE IS STRONGER
OOC: Pesra: the dogs have been hacked to be stronger
OOC: Pesra: i ahve plugged them into the hacker database
OOC: Supersteve1997: Pesra, if you stop hacking me I won't get you banned
OOC: Supersteve1997: YOU GUYS ARE FAGGOTS

Leer10, 25th February 2011

DEAD: Ghost (Sawyer Leslie) says, "THIS IS NOT FR"
DEAD: Ghost (Sawyer Leslie) exclaims, "THIS IS NOT FUCKING FAIR!"
DEAD: Ghost (Deep Thought) says, "no, your dead now"
DEAD: Ghost (Sawyer Leslie) exclaims, "I DO NOT DESERVE TO DIE!"
DEAD: Ghost (Sawyer Leslie) says, "I WAS WRONGFULLY GIBBED"
DEAD: Ghost (Sawyer Leslie) exclaims, "FUCK YOU!"
DEAD: Ghost (Sawyer Leslie) exclaims, "FUCK YOU!"
DEAD: Ghost (Sawyer Leslie) exclaims, "FUCK YOU!"
DEAD: Ghost (Sawyer Leslie) says, "I SHOULD NOT BE DEAD"
DEAD: Ghost (Deep Thought) says, "u guys mad"
DEAD: Ghost (Sawyer Leslie) says, "THIS IS BECAUSE OF A DUMB ASSISTANT"
DEAD: Ghost (Sawyer Leslie) says, "YES I AM FUCKING MAD"
DEAD: Ghost (Deep Thought) says, "y so mad bro"
DEAD: Ghost (Sawyer Leslie) exclaims, "THIS IS BECAUSE OF ADMINS NOT DOING WHAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DO!"
DEAD: Ghost (Sawyer Leslie) says, "THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO FIND AND BAN THE GRIEFERS"
DEAD: Ghost (Kegan Admiral) says, "There's no admins on. : /"
DEAD: Ghost (Sawyer Leslie) says, "Well, adminhelps lead to IRD"
DEAD: Ghost (Sawyer Leslie) says, "IRC"
DEAD: Ghost (Sawyer Leslie) says, "I was wanting to see what a replicant is like"
DEAD: Ghost (Sawyer Leslie) says, "BUT NO"

Kilbas, May 13 2011

The cluwne is Kilbas, playing as Kilbas Corraine, who likes to roll captain and then complains when people robust him or don't do what he says.
DEAD: Ghost (Pope Crunch) says, "anyway don't roll captain again and you will find yourself free from these problems"
DEAD: cluwne gasps, "Yes, but the perks will be gone"
DEAD: cluwne gasps, "And I simply can't allow anyone else to command me to do ANYTHING"
DEAD: Ghost (Pope Crunch) says, "you cannot have the perks without the bits that annoy you, you seem to be having trouble understanding that"
DEAD: Ghost (Pope Crunch) says, "then you are playing the wrong game"
DEAD: cluwne gasps, "You're like a bunch of crippled cat sheep, and I must herd you or something"
DEAD: Ghost (Pope Crunch) says, "bahahaha"
DEAD: cluwne gasps, "Of course, I have two broken legs. And a mental disorder, also I smell like something cats don't like"
DEAD: cluwne gasps, "Possibly citrus"

David Sarif, 8 September, 2011

David Sarif asks, "and why are you doing this?"
Cash Ivankov asks, "Why did you arrest him?"
David Sarif says, "becuase he's an asshole"
Cash Ivankov says, "If he doesnt know how to unbuckle I will cry"
David Sarif shakes David Sarif trying to wake David Sarif up!
Mateus Maximus says, "I am always astounded by the quality of"
Mateus Maximus says, "HAHAHAHA"
David Sarif [135.9] says, "I'd say it's a goon circle jerk."
Mateus Maximus says, "nice one champ"
David Sarif says, "It's a joke."
David Sarif says, "I'm over this server."
David Sarif says, "Bunch of faggots."
(He is radioing all of this as well)
David Sarif asks, "Why are you allowed to mug a sec officer then cry about brutality when they detain you?"
Cash Ivankov asks, "Did you yknow, maybe beat them?"
Cash Ivankov asks, "You gonna unbuckle yourself anytime soon?"
David Sarif says, "No, I'm about to close the game."

Pooty

Levian

HumbleBee/SpaceYeti, August 27, 2013

<SpaceYeti> can you fucking believe this? hokie closed my thread. blah blah blah go away HuEHUHEUHUHEUHE. WHATS THE POINT OF HAVING AND UNBAN FORUM IF THE ADMINS WILL JUST FUCKING CLOSE YOUR THREAD? SERIOUSLY YOU SAID IT BEFORE TOO BUT YOU GUYS NEED A SERIOUS FUCKING RESTRUCTURING OF YOUR ADMINS. calling everyong a gay faggot nigger?? aww no problem, we'll see you in a w
<Clarks> ahahah
<Hokie> I beg your pardon?
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<Marquesas> welp i just spent an hour writing a thing that will cause me to be walked all over
<Marquesas> good for me
<SpaceYeti> FUCK YOU HOKIE
<Hokie> I've never closed any threads
<SpaceYeti> YOU HAD NO FUCKING PART
<Spacemarine9> good job
<SpaceYeti> iN MY ORIGINAL PERMABAN
<Clarks> hello humble bee
<Clarks> never learn
<Kubius> hue hue hue
<SpaceYeti> YES YOU DID YOU FUCKING IDIOT
<Marquesas> oh god it's humble bee
<SpaceYeti> MY PERMABAN
<Hokie> Is that Humblebee?
<Spacemarine9> you're never getting unbanned humblebee
<SpaceYeti> YOU FUCKING HACk
<Spacemarine9> go away
<Clarks> ahahahah
<SpaceYeti> YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF THE MIN TITLE
<SpaceYeti> GO BAN SPACEMARINE
<SpaceYeti> BAN ME
<SpaceYeti> FUCKING DO IT
<Clarks> best meltdown in a while
<SpaceYeti> FUCK YOU
<Kubius> SPACEYETI YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF EXISTING
<SpaceYeti> FUCK YOU
<Hokie> Humblebee, Wonk closed your thread
<Shitbot> [LLJK 2 [US]] Starting new round!
<SpaceYeti> EVERYONE FUCK
<SpaceYeti> FUCK YOU GMD
<SpaceYeti> oh
<SpaceYeti> FUCKI
<Clarks> why did you tell him
<SpaceYeti> NOW I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT
<mybluecorners> the least humble bee
<Marquesas> um
<Clarks> that was so so so amusing
<Hokie> You've always looked like an idiot
<Marquesas> you didn1t have to try hard
<Kubius> spaceyeti please locate the nearest waste processing facility and jump in summarily
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<Kubius> once a scrub always a scrub
<SpaceYeti> AT LEAST WONK CAN POST IN MY THREAD AND SAY WHAT
<SpaceYeti> WHY
<SpaceYeti> ISNTEAD OF USING FUCKING LACKIES
<Spacemarine9> congratulations ensuring you'll never be unbanned
<SpaceYeti> SPINELESS CRETIN MOTHERFUCKER
<SpaceYeti> I WAS NEVER GONNA GET UNBANNED ANY WAY
<Clarks> ^
<SpaceYeti> YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING JOKERS
<Hokie> Then why bother appealing?
<Kubius> okay it's time for bash.org
<Clarks> Hokie, get the popcorns
<Marquesas> but you are a great night time entertainment
<SpaceYeti> I THOUGHT SOME OF YOU MINS HAD SOME DECENCY BUT CLEARLY NOT
<Kubius> you will be immortalized forever in song
<SpaceYeti> EVERYONE, GO FUCK YOURSELFS

Bobby Boulders and Samuel Rowe, 12/29/2013

The Solarium event triggered, and the station was destroyed. They tried to do the solarium a second time in the next round, but someone destroyed one of the keys by accident. So the admins spawned queen ice spiders all over the place as a reward.

DEAD: Ghost (Bobby Boulders) laments, "way to be fucking cheap and spawn fucking 8 on me"
DEAD: Ghost (Seth Butte) laments, "shitty bill has always seen worse"
DEAD: Ghost (Dalen Keith) moans, "fuck you too bobby"
DEAD: Ghost (Bobby Boulders) wails, "did that because I was doing too good?"
DEAD: Ghost (Samuel Rowe) laments, "umad Bobby??"
DEAD: Ghost (Bobby Boulders) moans, "back to /b/ with you'"
DEAD: Ghost (Reginald P Farthing) moans, "that was fu"
DEAD: Ghost (Father Relaxe) moans, "this is why you always pack a flamethrowe"
DEAD: Ghost (Samuel Rowe) wails, "umad Bobby??"
DEAD: Ghost (Langle Buff II) moans, "us dead better get something fun to do"
DEAD: Ghost (Samuel Rowe) moans, "umad Bobby??"
DEAD: Ghost (Reginald P Farthing) laments, "un"
DEAD: Ghost (Dalen Keith) wails, "samuel you're just as bad"
DEAD: Ghost (Bobby Boulders) laments, ">umad"
DEAD: Ghost (Jake Marshall) wails, "Wow, a rude Jenny."
DEAD: Ghost (Samuel Rowe) moans, "Who even uses arrows for quotes"
DEAD: Ghost (Dalen Keith) moans, "ahahaha you're using that meme too"
DEAD: Ghost (Samuel Rowe) grumps, "so nerdy"
DEAD: Ghost (Dalen Keith) wails, "I should stick you two on Pubbie Tears"
DEAD: Ghost (Bobby Boulders) moans, "I love le meymeys"
DEAD: Ghost (Samuel Rowe) moans, "YES PLEASE"

Tr33456, 03 April, 2014

Goddard The First Doctor says, "NO I DONT ALEX DOES YOU FUCKING IDOITS AND GET OUT OF MY DANM CONSLE fdkojvbgoprgh5rgrjmhgkoifhigbyr8uguyhfw"
Goddard The First Doctor says, "GET OUT FO HERE ASSHOLE"
Goddard The First Doctor says, "REALLY"
Goddard The First Doctor says, "fgkhrio4gujifdhbgoifrghbioRyguh845y6t945tui4589ry7tg4896740996y4te"

After being gibbed for spamming:

HELP: Tr33456/(Goddard The First Doctor): REALLY DICKS
Admin PM: Roland T. Dapperman/(Dusty Shinola)->Tr33456/(Goddard The First Doctor) : Don't spam, nerd.
HELP: Tr33456/(Goddard The First Doctor): REALLY ASSHOLE
Admin PM: Roland T. Dapperman/(Dusty Shinola)->Tr33456/(Goddard The First Doctor) : Go have your childish tantrum elsewhere.
Admin PM: Tr33456/(Goddard The First Doctor)->Roland T. Dapperman/(Dusty Shinola) : I FUCKING HATE THIS SERVER NOW THAT I GET FOR CRYTING IN IRL AND WANTING TO SUCIDE
Admin PM: Tr33456/(Goddard The First Doctor)->Roland T. Dapperman/(Dusty Shinola) : say "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCH
Admin PM: Roland T. Dapperman/(Dusty Shinola)->Tr33456/(Goddard The First Doctor) : lol
Admin PM: Tr33456/(Goddard The First Doctor)->Roland T. Dapperman/(Dusty Shinola) : ASSHOEL I WILL STOP WHEN AELX IS ARRESTED
Admin PM: Tr33456/(Goddard The First Doctor)->Roland T. Dapperman/(Dusty Shinola) : say "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITCHsay "BITC
Admin PM: Roland T. Dapperman/(Dusty Shinola)->Tr33456/(Goddard The First Doctor) : lol
Admin PM: Roland T. Dapperman/(Dusty Shinola)->Tr33456/(Goddard The First Doctor) : Suicide is not a laughing matter, by the way! Please call 1-800-273-8255!
Admin PM: Tr33456/(Goddard The First Doctor)->Roland T. Dapperman/(Dusty Shinola) : NO I WILL SUCIDE IRL IF ALEXISNT ARESTED
Admin PM: Tr33456/(Goddard The First Doctor)->Roland T. Dapperman/(Dusty Shinola) : SEC RUINED MY LIFE AND SO DID ALEX
Admin PM: Roland T. Dapperman/(Dusty Shinola)->Tr33456/(Goddard The First Doctor) : I am sure your parents will stop you.
Admin PM: Tr33456/(Goddard The First Doctor)->Roland T. Dapperman/(Dusty Shinola) : i aint got any beucase i 27
Admin PM: Roland T. Dapperman/(Dusty Shinola)->Tr33456/(Goddard The First Doctor) : Coulda fooled me!
Admin PM: Conor12/(Conor The Doomed)->Tr33456/(Goddard The First Doctor) : I guess your death is on my hands as I'm the HoS and I say no.
[15:40:46] Admin PM: Tr33456/(Goddard The First Doctor)->Conor12/(Conor The Doomed) : WEll good byegrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

etc.

OOC: Lainge: I thought I had backup when fighting the operative................. nope I was just REALLY high.

Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] says, "Staff Assistant chasing a naked man in the medbay lobby."

Dem Bonez [145.9] says, "Functioning as intended"