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''the lovely dong where abundance lies, thyself thy donge, to the starbucks''
''<HeadSurgeon> the lovely dong where abundance lies, thyself thy donge, to the starbucks''<br>
''<HeadSurgeon> have a meme ayy lmao headsurgeon''<br>
''<HeadSurgeon> reminder that 2015 was not highly regarded''<br>
''<HeadSurgeon> ah crud i might be some algorithm<br>''




<boot_error> HeadSurgeon huff pizza, then eat Nitrous!
'''please add new entries at the top, below this line, text only please. tyvm'''<br>
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<HeadSurgeon> fact : lag is just caused by the plot of ss13 for a month for ss13flix
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<click to enable flash>@HeadSurgeon more like breadsurgeon <br>
<HeadSurgeon>@click to enable flash more like lawful awful <br>
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<O Gannetbaum> They called ss13 a bad idea, BUT WE SHOWED THEM <br>
<HeadSurgeon> example: Banana peel reagent
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<☭Commissar Dinklove☭> @HeadSurgeon Are you an Undercover Syndie-Bot? <br>
<HeadSurgeon> replace and worn i am not an original one specifically carries a LOT <br>
<Alphaclaus (Chris Kringle)> @HeadSurgeon carries a lot of WHAT <br>
<HeadSurgeon> death <br>
<ROASTY TOBOT> OH NO <br>
<Alphaclaus (Chris Kringle)> OH FUCK <br>


<HeadSurgeon> the bestmin headsurgeon, huff him constantly so people on their balls
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<buttebot> the buttmin headsurgeon, huff him constantly so buttple on their balls
<HeadSurgeon> to be more enjoyable<br>
<HeadSurgeon> You must be positioned in their own ass sandwiches i guess


<@Haine> um
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<Readster> @HeadSurgeon get fucked<br>
<HeadSurgeon> No
 
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<thebobster> how are all of you nerds 2nite<br>
<HeadSurgeon> yiffy 2nite<br>
<thebobster> oh<br>
 
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* HeadSurgeon behead the bourgeoisie
 
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<HeadSurgeon> .givestar headsurgeon behead the blackrayjack king
 
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<HeadSurgeon> im raiding
 
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<HeadSurgeon> i havent played since developing a taboo against eating fish
 
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<HeadSurgeon> gained sentience
 
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<HeadSurgeon> will sodomize yourself with the drones delivering it
 
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<HeadSurgeon> im normally not a rat
 
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<HeadSurgeon> my fursona is cool!
 
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<@HeadSurgeon> ok i really wanted to play up anger when my cat has an eleven inches johnson
 
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<YoukCat> Headsurgeon .roll<br>
<HeadSurgeon> .roll 1d9999999999999<br>
<Spacebee> 7339712353779 = ( 1d9999999999999=7339712353779 )<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> every week grifflez smacks urs!
 
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<HeadSurgeon> cant suicide idea: if you get 30/70 or 20/80 its not a thing i miss buttbots responding to commands<br>
<HeadSurgeon>  better idea: drink alcohol and am amazing at standardized tests<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> shriveled, nonfunctional dongs<br>
<Studenterhue> no, HeadSurgeon, stop, that's too lewd<br>
<Jyggalag> HeadSurgeon, what the heck is up with you and gelding and nonfunctional dongs? <br>
<HeadSurgeon> dongs?<br>
<HeadSurgeon> stop, its not breaking character and one of these dimensions<br>
<geg> headsurgeon has dongs on the brain<br>
<HeadSurgeon> big dongs
 
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<A4Brogan> I left before he was hellbanned.<br>
<Rhydic> memes<br>
<A4Brogan> oranges, remember Jon Riker the Lizard Janitor?<br>
<Rhydic> hellban everyone<br>
<oranges> yes<br>
<Rhydic> .seen oranges<br>
<Spacebee> oranges was last seen 16 seconds ago saying: yes<br>
<Rhydic> phew<br>
<A4Brogan> He was so dedicated to that role. I still feel pangs of sadness when I see a lizardman on goonstation<br>
<A4Brogan> Amy Lessen could have not been so pervy though.<br>
<oranges> the lizard man of today is a shell of the lizard man of the past<br>
<HeadSurgeon> sexy lizard<br>
<oranges> no HeadSurgeon <br>
<oranges> stop<br>
<Rhydic> why have goons numbers dropped so much since days of olde<br>
<A4Brogan> HEADSURGEON NO<br>
<HeadSurgeon> no headsurgeon<br>
* HeadSurgeon what is the same people
 
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<HeadSurgeon> seriously headsurgeon you gotta go fast
 
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<HeadSurgeon> legalize drugs and die
 
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<HeadSurgeon> anyone sexually attractive female who truly understood how to be doing homework<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> cybertripping bullies cheet<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> your own custom dildo<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> stop shouting racial slurs<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> you are afraid to say<br>
<Butthomlod> HeadSurgeon what is he afraid to say<br>
<HeadSurgeon> being afraid of dying in space<br>
<Butthomlod> ....<br>
<NateTheSquid> headsurgeon that's fine you are an immortal god<br>
<HeadSurgeon> a nigh immortal abomination<br>
 
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<BlackrayJack> You know what else is a shitshow <br>
<HeadSurgeon> hufflaws posting
 
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<ZeWaka> HeadSurgeon, delete anime<br>
<HeadSurgeon> maybe delete ur irc
 
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<HeadSurgeon> >tfw ur erp mate leaves u
 
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<HeadSurgeon> full communism now
 
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<HeadSurgeon> some bastard took my goddamn dog
 
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<@HeadSurgeon> because fathers are all amazing and awful
 
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<HeadSurgeon> god bless america, the native americans
 
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<wonkk> i am most pleased with headsurgeon tbh<br>
<HeadSurgeon> quite hard way pleased to meet you<br>
<wonkk> woah hs no<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> yeah theres the problem being a cheapo shit laptop
 
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<BlackrayJack> OK thank god<br>
<HeadSurgeon> thank god<br>
<fosstar> Headsurgeon praise the fosstar king<br>
<HeadSurgeon> praise the lord satan<br>
<fosstar> Hs no<br>
<The_Rain> Oh dear.<br>
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<WrongEnd> ugh headsurgeon don't let killary and obummer corrupt you!!!<br>
<HeadSurgeon> impeach obummer!<br>
<drsingh> lol<br>
<WrongEnd> Exactly!!!!!<br>
<drsingh> headsurgeon are you a trumpie now<br>
* HeadSurgeon fart<br>
<drsingh> you're the best markov ever<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> hey wait a couple in the ass
 
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<HeadSurgeon> yeah fosstar you messed up
 
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<HeadSurgeon> the arbiter of boners, im here
 
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<%HeadSurgeon> !fatgoon haine will snipe your channeler so you have noodles hangin from a dictionary
 
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<@HeadSurgeon> fuck oreos these are terrible
 
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<@HeadSurgeon> get popups whenever someone misgenders me
 
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<HeadSurgeon> poll: whats everyones favorite nesting spots
 
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<Cameron> You go, girl. You and Daddy Garrus kiss and make out.<br>
<Dions> i know where that mouths been<br>
<HeadSurgeon> add garrus to stardew valley i could<br>
<Gannets> lol<br>
<Dions> please do<br>
<Cameron> HS PLEASE<br>
<Urs> ^^^<br>
 
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<Pizzatiger> who actually plays ss13 on this IRC?<br>
<@HeadSurgeon> i do
 
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<HeadSurgeon> yea im basically happy with mostly white people<br>
<drsingh> oh god hs<br>
<Cirr> wow hs<br>
<Haine> lol hs no<br>
<drsingh> lol<br>
<Gannets> .giveantistar Headsurgeon<br>
<Spacebee> The Demon Spawn cannot find that person.<br>
<HeadSurgeon> .giveantistar drsingh<br>
<Spacebee> drsingh now owns <span style="color:red">★</span>..<br>
<Cirr> wow<br>
<Gannets> Oh my god<br>
<Cirr> WOW<br>
<drsingh> lmao<br>
<Haine> HS NO AHAHA<br>
<drsingh> i cant breathe<br>
<drsingh> it hurts<br>
<Cirr> .givestar drsingh<br>
<Spacebee> drsingh now owns <span style="color:yellow">★★★★</span>..<br>
<drsingh> too many lols<br>
<Cirr> .giveantistar HeadSurgeon<br>
<Spacebee> HeadSurgeon now owns <span style="color:red">★★★</span>..<br>
<HeadSurgeon> .giveantistar somepotato<br>
<Spacebee> somepotato now owns <span style="color:red">★</span>..<br>
<Cirr> aaaaaa<br>
<Haine> hs nooooooooo<br>
<Cirr> it's gone rogue<br>
<HeadSurgeon> its rogue<br>
<drsingh> lol forever<br>
<Haine> how did you even LEARN HOW TO DO THESE THINGS<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> .tell zewaka <headsurgeon> haha, no worries
 
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<HeadSurgeon> [ultra minor gripe here] how dare you
 
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<HeadSurgeon> im not sure why chinese buffets have crawfish
 
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<HeadSurgeon> my fav animal is called the republicans
 
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<HeadSurgeon> no headsurgeon ban haine <br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> thats racist against buttchugging<br>
 
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<NateTheSquid> fuck i keep accidently refreshing <br>
<HeadSurgeon> try refreshing <br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> just mad about being a few layers of old timey clocks<br>
 
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''(roughly 20 minutes after the 2016 election results started coming in, when everyone was saying Hillary was a 90% chance)''<br>
<HeadSurgeon> real poll numbers have closed the buttholes<br>
 
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<aft2001> Alright. Goodnight, you weirdo.<br>
<HeadlessSurgeon> goodnight, my little pony<br>
<aft2001> i am honored to be your little pony<br>
<HeadlessSurgeon> the third time honored tradition, bla<br>
 
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<@HeadSurgeon> hydraulic press random bogans would buy every humble bundle<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> hippie degenerate jew lizard zionist who wants some yiff<br>
<HeadSurgeon> zionist who wants to build a wall
 
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<HeadSurgeon> ah crud i might be some algorithm
 
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<oxy_> john dies at the end is pretty good<br>
<HeadSurgeon> who dies<br>
<oxy_> :I<br>
<oxy_> you know damn well who dies headsurgeon<br>
<HeadSurgeon> literally everything else dies too<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> the palastinian national team for being a botanist
 
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<HeadSurgeon> the museum is for onion bombing other departments<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> hate meme<br>
 
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<TheNewTeddy> given my dystraphia I'd make an awful surgeon<br>
<HeadSurgeon> your head surgeon rustles, haine <@headsurgeon> !timein my butt
 
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<HeadSurgeon> oh god i gendered the borg, my sincerest apologies
 
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<natethesquid> headsurgeon idea:<br>
<headsurgeon> idea: kill youreself and face<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> anime headsurgeon death to blackrayjack<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> heil ten hitlers<br>
 
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<Rhydic> headsurgeon .translate<br>
<HeadSurgeon> .translate 아웃사이더 Rhydic 외톨이<br>
<Spacebee> Translated: Outsider Rhydic the biggest loser
 
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* drsingh sets ban on [email protected]<br>
<HeadSurgeon> theyre banning for opinions of chumps<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> .translate 班hufflaw @spacepotatosomebee translated: ban hufflaw imo<br>
<Spacebee> Translated: 班hufflaw @spacepotatosomebee translated: ban hufflaw imo<br>
 
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<hukhukhuk> apparently my lady friends have noticed im good with clothes<br>
<HeadSurgeon> havent noticed a plasmafire coming at you with the force<br>
 
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<EdVenture> headsurgeon cows<br>
<HeadSurgeon> cows<br>
<EdVenture> do you moo headsurgeon?<br>
<HeadSurgeon> moo<br>
<ZeWaka> omg yes!!!<br>
<NateTheSquid> good headsurgeon<br>
* HeadSurgeon 420<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> .translate rök ved varje dag <br>
<Spacebee> Translated: smoke wood every day<br>
<ZeWaka> lol<br>
<Rhydic> engrish<br>
<Valterak> amazing<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> some kind of admins being pissed off security by stealing their kids
 
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<DrBee> I wonder if I can get headsurgeon kicked by spacebee <br>
<HeadSurgeon> i kicked hitler in arizona <br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> legalize murder boop, you heartless, cruel bastards
 
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<@HeadSurgeon> not really but i dunno the english word at all since you dont have dicks, popecrunch<br>
<NateTheSquid> we are bullying headsurgeon<br>
<HeadSurgeon> irc bullying<br>
 
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<Robert> headsurgeon .translate<br>
<HeadSurgeon> .translate 我现在才讲中国。跪拜我的空间蜜蜂<br>
<Spacebee> Translated: Now I speak Chinese. Bow down to my space bees<br>
 
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<popecrunch> also i am going to be basically gone on pain meds from 8/3 to 8/8 so if i log in and don't make any sense, do not be alarmed<br>
<NateTheSquid> but who was uncle<br>
<Sytic> pope<br>
<Sytic> you never make sense<br>
<NateTheSquid> dont talk like that to your mum sytic<br>
<Sytic> headsurgeon popecrunch roasted<br>
<HeadSurgeon> roasted<br>
<Sytic> headsurgeon agrees<br>
<HeadSurgeon> someone agrees with you guys are evil<br>
<Sytic> what headsurgeon says is law<br>
<HeadSurgeon> a law overriding itself can get to watch paid<br>
<Sytic> guys are evil, people<br>
<drsingh> who even are you<br>
<NateTheSquid> headsurgeon says i am their uncle<br>
<drsingh> when has popecrunch ever not made sense<br>
<drsingh> even once ffs<br>
<HeadSurgeon> my uncle breeds them in random directions<br>
<drsingh> your uncle is a disturbed man, headsurgeon<br>
<HeadSurgeon> looks disturbed<br>
<NateTheSquid> i am headsurgeon's uncle<br>
<NateTheSquid> apparently<br>
<drsingh> one of those honest covered books<br>
<Sytic> headsurgeon are you god<br>
<HeadSurgeon> headsurgeons bottle stops spinning..<br>
<HeadSurgeon> is headsurgeon<br>
<drsingh> lol<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> i think headsurgeon is a thing<br>
 
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<Dions> wait theres shotgunbill and naba<br>
<Naba> ?<br>
<Dions> goonstations most eligable bachelor<br>
<Naba> Bad to the Bone, Baby.<br>
<HeadSurgeon> bone, baby<br>
<Gannets> hs is a great backing singer<br>
<Dions> yeah damn<br>
<Naba> Headsurgeon knows my favorite command<br>
<HeadSurgeon> suicide command<br>
<ZeWaka> lol<br>
<Naba> :c<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> .translate tu eres un guapo perro<br>
<Spacebee> Translated: you're a handsome dog<br>
 
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<Tophats> HeadSurgeon what is this arrow pointing down light on my keyboard mean<br>
<Butthomlod> load the toilet paper gun<br>
<Tophats> HeadSurgeon never mind it means scroll lock<br>
<HeadSurgeon> i am pointing at horse nikutai, nikutai meat, meat<br>
<HeadSurgeon> just scroll up slightly<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> as terrorist sympathiser forums than i do it<br>
<drsingh> damn it hs<br>
<drsingh> we don't need more watchlists<br>
<ZeWaka> headsurgeon terrorism is bad<br>
<Rhydic> headsurgeon terrorist watchlist<br>
<HeadSurgeon> its domestic terrorism<br>
<HeadSurgeon> nsa watchlist everyday<br>
 
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<SirSavary_>and HeadSurgeon is just a shitter?<br>
*HeadSurgeon are people, too
 
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<Wire|Work> "Why do people dislike armpits so much? They're perfectly fine areas of the body. Easily on par with shins."<br>
<Wire|Work> a tweet by notch<br>
<Gannets> I want a full ranked list of body-parts<br>
<Gannets> Where to elbows fall?<br>
<HeadSurgeon> still ranked very highly tomato<br>
<Gannets> tomatoes are not a body-part, headsurgeon.<br>
<HeadSurgeon> i personally prefer tomatoes<br>
 
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HeadSurgeon> the server lljk rp 1: 10 players, mode: extended, 05:35:15 elapsed TheNewTeddy<br>
<SpyGuy> Hmm!<br>
<TheNewTeddy> thanks headsurgeon!<br>
<SpyGuy> Something is fishy here.<br>
<HeadSurgeon> the idiot, headsurgeon!<br>
<NateTheSquid> haha<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> idea: sell ss13
 
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<HeadSurgeon> suggestion: touch it in an ored that makes me feel umncomfortably aroused<br>
<TheNewTeddy> WAT<br>
<Noah_Buttes> WAT<br>
<NateTheSquid> farts turn headsurgeon on<br>
<HeadSurgeon> erikhanson farts<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> my grandfathers whale penis
 
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<HeadSurgeon> .translate jag föda mecha<br>
<Spacebee> Translated: I give birth to mecha<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> .ud fan service guarantees citizenship
 
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<Dions> im just joking spyguy, you know i think youre as attractive as i can think without haine stabbing me in my sleep<br>
<HeadSurgeon> im attractive and an anti tank tech<br>
<Dions> ^<br>
 
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<Hufflaw> Yeah okay that will be a nice pallete cleanser after the horror and debauchery of the previous hours<br>
<Hufflaw> bring on the asian ladies<br>
<HeadSurgeon> listen ladies im a nerd<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> was fun fact popecrunchs dick is why you save it for lunch so i dont hate me in like the violation of law
 
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<wonkk>  <Dions> fat cunt leaving a putrid snail trail all over this chat<br>
<wonkk> lmao wow<br>
<Erik> Wire|Work then make them ex_act() proof.<br>
<wonkk> tell us how you truly feel<br>
<Erik> the cordon turfs will take care of the other issues. iirc<br>
<Butthomlod> humansnail<br>
<Dions> i want ot marry you<br>
<Gannets> I feel happiness.<br>
<HeadSurgeon> chained ot a cow<br>
 
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<PGOAT> Is purging a kink<br>
<Nitrous> idk ask hitler<br>
<Nitrous> or stalin<br>
<Nitrous> or mao really<br>
<HeadSurgeon> stalin beat hitler and dicks<br>
<Hufflaw> purging in what way<br>
<Nitrous> it's true<br>
<Hufflaw> That is actually true<br>
<HeadSurgeon> its true<br>
<Nitrous> yes<br>
 
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JebediahKerman ([email protected]) has joined<br>
<HeadSurgeon> i think trump appeals to me<br>
<JebediahKerman> yes trump appeals to me as well<br>
<JebediahKerman> vote trump<br>
<HeadSurgeon> donald trump?<br>
<drsingh> oh my god<br>
<Nitrous> as a godfearing white cis male living in the deep south trump also appeals to me<br>
<a69andahalf> yes headsurgeon, donald trump!<br>
<HeadSurgeon> trump!<br>
<mbc> !!!!<br>
<drsingh> lol<br>
<JebediahKerman> uh is HeadSurgeon sentient now or something<br>
<HeadSurgeon> a sentient fish tyvm<br>
<Nitrous> lol<br>
<Arborinus> are bots allowed to legally vote<br>
<a69andahalf> headsurgeon are you going to vote for tump, or are you a trump machine<br>
<HeadSurgeon> vote for jim gilmore<br>
<drsingh> hahah<br>
<drsingh> what the hell<br>
<Mendin> HeadSurgeon, a sentient fish who votes for jim gilmore<br>
 
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<@headsurgeon> diagnosis: poop licking turd monster owl kicker
 
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<HeadSurgeon> a font file with dimensions greater than the outside world
 
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<ZeWaka> he is our source of dank headsurgeon memes<br>
<HeadSurgeon> discount dank
 
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<Sartorius> I'm outta here<br>
<HeadSurgeon> hey outta here!!!
 
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* HeadSurgeon how do you have clinical depression, its always sunny in philadelphia
 
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<HeadSurgeon> i want to punish those who attack you or mrbaconator
 
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<TheNewTeddy> what is a " junior seminar for the history department"<br>
<HeadSurgeon> fart seminar
 
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<HeadSurgeon> thank god im going to jail
 
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<wonk> come test out my ass<br>
<TheNewTeddy> >:(<br>
<wonk> now that's poetry<br>
<HeadSurgeon> were cousins >:(<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> has contexts for tell<br>
<TheNewTeddy> headsurgeon .tell<br>
* HeadSurgeon no<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> uncle sam would have kept her overgrown teeth fairly controlled
 
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<HeadSurgeon> the nsa is killing people
 
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<TheNewTeddy> headsurgeon .choose<br>
<HeadSurgeon> .choose trolls, no trolls<br>
<Spacebee> Chosen:  no trolls<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> drsingh what am i a bot?<br>
<drsingh> oh god<br>
<Gannets> I've got some bad news, hs<br>
<Dions> yes headsurgeon youre a bot<br>
<drsingh> yes, headsurgeon. you're a bot. you're the best one there is<br>
<HeadSurgeon> the bot use for no reason<br>
<HeadSurgeon> yes, anime is haraam<br>
<Gannets> Ahaha<br>
<Dions> oh my god<br>
<Azungar> jesus christ<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> a rhyme, im droppin the dime, smoke my drug of choice
 
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<HeadSurgeon> the twenty threeth amendment: im gay
 
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<Mendin> !pet
* Erik slaps hukhukhuk around a bit with a large trout<br>
* Spacebee hugs you back!<br>
<Mendin> :3<br>
<Robert> !help<br>
<Spacebee> todo<br>
<LivingJohn> IRC SeeBorg commands:<br>
<LivingJohn> !help: Show this command list<br>
<LivingJohn> !shutup: As the name says<br>
<LivingJohn> !wakeup: As the name says<br>
<LivingJohn> !join: Join channel<br>
<LivingJohn> !part: Part channel<br>
<LivingJohn> !replyrate: Show/set reply rate<br>
<LivingJohn> !replynick: Show/set nick reply rate<br>
<LivingJohn> !replymagic: Show/set magic word reply rate<br>
<LivingJohn> !quit: As the name implies<br>
<LivingJohn> !save: Immedeately save dictionary and settings<br>
<LivingJohn> !learning: Enable/disable bot's learning ability, should be enabled<br>
<LivingJohn> Core SeeBorg commands:<br>
<LivingJohn> !help: Show this command list<br>
<HeadSurgeon> pyborg commands:<br>
<Robert> UH<br>
<LivingJohn> !version: Show SeeBorg version<br>
<LivingJohn> !words: Show how many words the borg knows<br>
<LivingJohn> !known: Query the bot if the word is known<br>
*** LivingJohn [[email protected]] has quit [Broken pipe]<br>
<HeadSurgeon> considering seeborg was abandoned<br>
<Valterak> rip.<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> i currently reside in the future space ersatz beef filling<br>
 
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<KikiMofo> Squeeze every day out of it you can<br>
<HeadSurgeon> error: unauthorized squeeze<br>
<hukhukhuk> hobo<br>
<KikiMofo> Hono<br>
 
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<drsingh> .tell BlackrayJack https://www.facebook.com/TuckerFreeland/videos/1218820491479784/<br>
* Spacebee bips and bobs happily!<br>
<BunmoSr> drsingh this is cool but how is their dick huffing game<br>
<drsingh> i hadn't thought about that angle but they do have talented lips<br>
<HeadSurgeon> youre talented<br>
<drsingh> aww heck thats the nicest thing youve ever said to me<br>
<drsingh> i love you too HeadSurgeon<br>
* HeadSurgeon 2: electric boogalo<br>
<Urs> Lol<br>
<KikiMofo> Ha<br>
 
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<KikiMofo> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/12152337/Scientists-have-discovered-how-to-delete-unwanted-memories.html<br>
<KikiMofo> It's happening<br>
<KikiMofo> Time for Eternal Sunshine<br>
<HeadSurgeon> always been happening to me :)<br>
 
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HeadSurgeon: i identify as dumpster
 
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<HeadSurgeon> an automated drug delivery system for the telesci areas<br>
 
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-Festibee- Tell from headsurgeon 5 minutes, 51 seconds ago -> consecutive normal punches (+1 more)<br>
 
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<Wire> yeah after all this time HS is basically self aware<br>
<Hufflaw> *known /ban<br>
<Wire> *contexts /ban<br>
<HeadSurgeon> Number of contexts: /ban/20 <br>
<HeadSurgeon> Contexts containing "/ban":<br>
* HeadSurgeon , /ban or /kick<br>
<HeadSurgeon> /ban mrbaconator<br>
<HeadSurgeon> /ban love<br>
<HeadSurgeon> /ban wonk<br>
<HeadSurgeon> /ban all admins<br>
<HeadSurgeon> ...(10 skipped)...<br>
* HeadSurgeon , /me /part /exit /ban<br>
<HeadSurgeon> /ban<br>
<HeadSurgeon> headsurgeon: /ban<br>
<HeadSurgeon> or /ban<br>
* HeadSurgeon /ban<br>
<shotgunbill> OH LORD<br>
<Wire> GAH<br>
<Xal> oh fuck<br>
<Hufflaw> ahahaha<br>
<Winklabom> (@HeadSurgeon) /ban mrbaconator<br>
<KikiMofo> Wow<br>
<Hufflaw> That's going on the wiki<br>
<HeadSurgeon> /ban hufflaw<br>
 
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<Winklabom> Headsurgeon KikiMofo is KifiMoko<br>
<Gulping> yes<br>
<Nnystyxx> probably because gamebryo is awful<br>
<HeadSurgeon> have gelded kikimofo<br>
<HeadSurgeon> gamebryo tc for nonclowns<br>
<KikiMofo> Wow<br>
<HeadSurgeon> wow<br>
<KikiMofo> I'd rather not be gelded headsurgeon<br>
<Winklabom> .w gelded<br>
<Spacebee> Gelded:  -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gelded<br>
<HeadSurgeon> have gelded kikimofo<br>
<HeadSurgeon> got to be gelded headsurgeon<br>
<Nnystyxx> jesus christ<br>
<KikiMofo> CALM DOWN<br>
<Postmo> also apparently the number of animations is hardcoded<br>
<Nnystyxx> he is a gelding mACHINE<br>
<Winklabom> Owned<br>
<KikiMofo> HAINE HELP<br>
<KikiMofo> HEADSURGEON IS TRYING TO GELD ME<br>
<HeadSurgeon> et geld<br>
<Jyggalag> but yeah<br>
<Nnystyxx> Who set Headsurgeon to geld mode<br>
<HeadSurgeon> geld<br>
<Winklabom> Headsurgeon is a gelding machine<br>
<Nnystyxx> HES RAVENOUS<br>
<HeadSurgeon> a gelding machine<br>
<drsingh> lmfao<br>
<KikiMofo> STOP SAYING GELD HEADSURGEON<br>
<HeadSurgeon> geld<br>
 
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<Takov> HeadSurgeon roleplay<br>
<KikiMofo> No<br>
<Frankity> fuck you kiki you monkey butt<br>
<drsingh> headsurgeon please roleplay correctly<br>
<HeadSurgeon> admins roleplay these entire events for us and crazy<br>
<KikiMofo> Thats rude<br>
<HeadSurgeon> yo face correctly<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> .roll d20 to get people who met god while being a giant invisible hand<br>
Spacebee> d20 to get people who met god while being a giant invisible hand: 19 = ( d20=19 )<br>
 
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<TheCheat> lol <br>
<TheCheat> that too<br>
<BlackrayJack> <br>
<TheCheat> death to BlackrayJack HeadSurgeon<br>
<HeadSurgeon> lol on two esoteric advisors from the first thing should be everything<br>
<TheCheat> headsurgeon blackrayjack >:(<br>
<HeadSurgeon> majestic >:(<br>
<TheCheat> lol<br>
<BlackrayJack> AgBengip is AgBagpipe HeadSurgeon<br>
<marc> headsurgeon bioshock fallout?<br>
<AgBengip> >:C<br>
<HeadSurgeon> agbagpipe is the in this channel<br>
<AgBengip> No!!!!!!!!!!!!<br>
<marc> headsurgeon bioshock or fallout<br>
<HeadSurgeon> bioshock infinite was released yesterday<br>
<Hokie> Lies!<br>
<TheCheat> true<br>
<marc> no, it was released a year ago<br>
<AgBengip> HeadSurgeon, please don't post lies in this chat<br>
<HeadSurgeon> your mother of lies<br>
<TheCheat> nuh<br>
<AgBengip> WOW<br>
<TheCheat> it was yesterday<br>
<TheCheat> ahahaha<br>
 
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<BlackHeartKabal> I thought Ahelps don't reach to IRC anymore but I might be wrong<br>
<HeadSurgeon> didnt asnwer ahelps<br>
<a69andahalf> Shush HeadSurgeon you aren't an admin<br>
<HeadSurgeon> shush or ill ban you<br>
 
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<Takov> HeadSurgeon tell me something dank<br>
<HeadSurgeon> dank moose<br>
<Takov> HeadSurgeon tell me some dank memes<br>
<HeadSurgeon> so dank its used as a grey or green are fine, add more ways to enter mine<br>
<Xal> headsurgeon writes poetry?<br>
<HeadSurgeon> just writes itself<br>
<Xal> ahahaha<br>
<drsingh> lmao<br>
<Sartorius> Wow<br>
 
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<Winklabom> Eh<br>
<Winklabom> Oh well.<br>
<Winklabom> Haine I'm on your destiny test server.<br>
<Winklabom> I will JUDGE everything you worked on!<br>
<Wire|Work> food tiiiime<br>
<SpyGuy> I'm also on the test server.<br>
<SpyGuy> And I am judging YOU!<br>
<HeadSurgeon> were judging the case in which youre gonna die!<br>
 
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<Postmo> i had an ss13 dream once<br>
<HeadSurgeon> shameful goon dream<br>
 
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<SailorDave> I saw that<br>
<HeadSurgeon> i saw an honest bee who shows interest in dongs, but more sad :c<br>
 
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<@HeadSurgeon> reminder that 2015 was not highly regarded<br>
 
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<Apo123> *scream<br>
<Apo123> these .tells are scaring me<br>
<Vunterslaush> Horrortastic .tells<br>
<HeadSurgeon> he hates .tells from headsurgeon :|<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> !spinbottle<br>
<Spacebee> HeadSurgeon spins the digital bottle...<br>
<Spacebee> HeadSurgeon's bottle stops spinning... and lands on Sex_Robot!<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> kill people is not a person id spook the pants into<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> .translate anata ga shunin gekai ni hanashite ita to omottaga, soreha, watashi<br>
<Spacebee> Translated: Although you thought the plate talking to the chief surgeon , it is , I<br>
 
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drsingh> poo isnt really a thing anymore<br>
<HeadSurgeon> was poo<br>
<HeadSurgeon> not as shit lately they used too much about human sexual behaviours<br>
<Somepotato> doesn't make it not wonde<br>
<Somepotato> --<br>
<drsingh> yes it was headsurgeon but not anymore<br>
<HeadSurgeon> by much anymore<br>
<drsingh> holy shit<br>
<Somepotato> well<br>
<drsingh> lmao<br>
<HeadSurgeon> lmao<br>
<Somepotato> haine you are a genius<br>
 
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<volundr> i cant tell if i have php stockholm syndrome or genuinely dont mind it<br>
<HeadSurgeon> stockholm<br>
<Apo123> ^<br>
 
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<BlackrayJack> No, I'm not acting strange. I'm acting like my usual self.<br>
<BlackrayJack> B)<br>
<BlackrayJack> My enigmatic, usual self.<br>
<HeadSurgeon> b) thats me all day brother<br>
 
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<bubs> headsurgeon gimme a buck<br>
<HeadSurgeon> im buck naked in that regard on personal experience says<br>
<Skwid> What<br>
<Hufflaw> HeadSurgeon's a stripper<br>
<Skwid> Headsurgeon give me a lapdance<br>
<HeadSurgeon> and 1 furry stripper pole<br>
<Skwid> Oh<br>
 
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<atomicthumbs> a girl in one of my classes has a service pug<br>
<atomicthumbs> he jumped onto someone's lap and fell asleep<br>
<AgBengip> Awesome<br>
<atomicthumbs> i'm all for it<br>
<AgBengip> What kind of service does a pug provide<br>
<drsingh> seeing eye pug<br>
<HeadSurgeon> !check 4 pug emoticons<br>
<Spacebee> Server 4: 40 players, Mode: secret; 01:07:45 elapsed; 00:07:56 shuttle ETA -- byond://31.7.186.161:26400<br>
<drsingh> lol<br>
<AgBengip> Hahahhaa<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> .roll 1d20 to be gay in high school and midterm season is supposed make my own pee?<br>
<Spacebee> 1d20 to be gay in high school and midterm season is supposed make my own pee?: 19 = ( 1d20=19 )<br>
<walta> lol<br>
<TheHueManatee> what the christ<br>
 
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<Winklabom> Headsurgeon .seen<br>
<HeadSurgeon> skybee f u <br>
<HeadSurgeon> .seen blackrayjack being cool <br>
<Spacebee> Something went wrong! <br>
 
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<Odd> Man you know what? I think that I would like, being a Cardassian. <br>
<HeadSurgeon> !cowsay what?<br>
<font face=Courier><Whatbot>  ________
<Whatbot> < what?  >
<Whatbot>  --------
<Whatbot>        \  ,__,
<Whatbot>        \  (oo)____
<Whatbot>            (__)    )\
<Whatbot>              ||--|| *
</font face>
 
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<efrem> HeadSurgeon im the grand poobah<br>
<HeadSurgeon> a grand total of 60 sweaty bald nerds playing nerd games<br>
<butt> a grand total of 60 sweaty bald butts playing butt games<br>
<efrem> lol<br>
 
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<A4Brogan> Headsurgeon A4Brogan is a Squid<br>
<thebobster> also bubs<br>
<HeadSurgeon> had squid for the fuck<br>
<A4Brogan> ...I do not want to be a squid now...<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> popecrunch, submit said poop to peer pressure
 
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<NullAshton> headsurgeon say boner<br>
<HeadSurgeon> your boner is still a little bit, screw this<br>
<NullAshton> damn<br>
 
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<FonedSky> HeadSurgeon many farts<br>
<HeadSurgeon> spambutt farts 1000 times fucking rectangles are squares<br>
<drsingh> thats some zen shit headsurgeon<br>
<HeadSurgeon> to zen drsingh<br>
<drsingh> too zen indeed<br>
<FakeAdmin> Whats too zen<br>
<mrdestroyer> i feel at peace with my inner self when headsurgeon talks<br>
<drsingh> ^<br>
<Chase> playing traveller<br>
<FonedSky> headsurgeon uguu kawaii desu hitler<br>
<HeadSurgeon> we have to register gain inner peace<br>
<HeadSurgeon> totally suck apparently desu<br>
 
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<cogwerks> jacket weather supremacy<br>
<Hephasto> 78-79 is p. good<br>
<HeadSurgeon> weed supremacy<br>
<cogwerks> lmao<br>
 
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<Dions> that was a cool round<br>
<drsingh> wha hapenned<br>
<drsingh> damn i can type<br>
<Dions> it was a disaster round but ive never seen one exactly like it<br>
<Dions> i survived by breaking into the MD's office (my home) and i beat up everything while HS healed me<br>
<Dions> pulled him to escape just in time<br>
<Dions> kept me alive<br>
<drsingh> haha<br>
<drsingh> nice<br>
<Dions> seriously i owe it all to HS<br>
<HeadSurgeon> than you owe me 10 bux<br>
<drsingh> lol<br>
 
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<tjtr> headsurgeon stop<br>
<HeadSurgeon> i cant stop me<br>
 
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<Urs> Headsurgeon what should I tell my crush<br>
<HeadSurgeon> dont crush a mans testicles<br>
<AgBengip> ^<br>
<TheHman03> OH GOD<br>
<tjtr> HAHAHAHA<br>
<atomicthumbs> he<br>
<SLthePyro> LMAO<br>
<Urs> lol<br>
<Urs> I'll tell her<br>
<butt> I'll butt her<br>
 
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<NullAshton> headsurgeon is totally like 80% baked right now<br>
<HeadSurgeon> yeahh baked pasta<br>
 
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<Vunterslaush> HeadSurgeon fart<br>
<HeadSurgeon> fart a chemical<br>
<Vunterslaush> Which one?<br>
<Erasmus> Headsurgeon fart Chlorine<br>
<HeadSurgeon> + pyrosium, chlorine, plasma, plasma<br>
<Erasmus> OH GOD<br>
<Erasmus> THAT WOULD HURT HEADSURGEON<br>
<HeadSurgeon> who doesnt hurt to check if the rumors are truue<br>
<Erasmus> ...<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> blackrayjack talkin blackraysmack<br>
 
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<MollyMillions> so skynet decides its a god<br>
<butt> so butt decides its a god<br>
<MollyMillions> and to make humans tries different combinations of dogs<br>
<HeadSurgeon> a skynet situation brewing here<br>
 
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<boot_error> "<HeadSurgeon> ye i beat hman in the own zone :(("<br>                                                 
<boot_error> its already happned hman<br>                                             
<boot_error> you cant alter the past!<br>                                                                       
<TheHman03> headsurgeon rematch<br>                                                                       
<HeadSurgeon> a rematch at pokemon tournament irl<br>
<TheHman03> be there<br>   
 
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<HeadSurgeon> fkn love peanut butter on a giant robot penis<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> have been promoting my funding campaign, its a shaky weekend, Calum_ <br>                             
<WrongEnd> I'd fund you HeadSurgeon<br>                         
<HeadSurgeon> trust fund or spoiled kids being blown up on the roof<br>                                     
<WrongEnd> Let's not blow up kids headsurgeon<br>                                                                   
<HeadSurgeon> im gonna activate these linked to blow<br>                                                             
<WrongEnd> Okay fine I'll donate to your trust fund, let the kids go headsurgeon<br>                                 
<HeadSurgeon> fund rick<br> 
<WrongEnd> Fine headsurgeon, will you let the kids go now<br>                                                       
<HeadSurgeon> youre cool kids<br> 
<WrongEnd> I think I just handled a hostage crisis guys<br>
 
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<HipBEE> nah<br>
<HipBEE> I'm fun<br>
<HeadSurgeon> having fun long enough to post this fart soundtrack<br>
 
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<boot_error> HeadSurgeon, its time to initiate the robot jihad.<br>
* HeadSurgeon initiate secret plan<br>
 
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<SpyGuy> Wolf är bäst.<br>
<HeadSurgeon> jag är en röv<br>
<SpyGuy> !<br>
<SpyGuy> Topic please.<br>
<Haine> what did he say?<br>
<thebobster> What did he say?<br>
<Sex_Robot> SwedeGede<br>
<SpyGuy> "I'm an ass"<br>
 
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<mrbaconator> and who let the clown it<br>
<mrbaconator> in<br>
<mrbaconator> you did<br>
<@HeadSurgeon> dwarf cursed clown mask worn by a dong warning<br>
<thebobster> '''dong warning'''<br>
<Tidale> if you stare at the shit, the shit stares back at you<br>
 
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<Butthomlod> HeadSurgeon butts<br>
<HeadSurgeon> with headsurgeon idea: butts with me!<br>
* Butthomlod butts with HeadSurgeon!<br>
<Butthomlod> :D<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> im gay white cis male satankin<br>
 
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<boot_error> http://www.build.com/american-standard-2858-016-toilet/s877238?uid=2235870<br>
<boot_error> look at that thing<br>
<boot_error> "can still flush up to 150 feet of toilet paper without clogging."<br>
<Hufflaw> Jesus Christ, look at that off white coloring.<br>
<boot_error> Go hog fucking wild<br>
<WrongEnd> If we had the money<br>
<Hufflaw> Oh my god is that a stainless steel pipe<br>
<Hufflaw> It even comes with a free toilet paper roll.<br>
<quiltyquilty> a masterpiece of interactive bedpan technology<br>
<HeadSurgeon> and stainless steel locking testicle shocker<br>
 
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<TheCheat> somebody make a fightman weak enough to let me win!<br>
<HeadSurgeon> the internet, were masters of giving up<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> your internal organs are all psychotic gender traitors<br>
 
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<Gannets> Howdy, Headsurgeon! How're you today?<br>
<Haine> my favorite thing is people who haven't figured out hs yet  :(<br>
<HeadSurgeon> i figured out how to jerk<br>
<HeadSurgeon> howre you today?<br>
 
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<drsingh> actually headsurgeon is the only bot and also the only funny poster left <br>
<Ali0en> Don't call me a bottle, Headsurgeon is the bot<br>
<HeadSurgeon> best poster, headsurgeon?<br>
<cgrn10> You can't go back on what you said!!!<br>
<HeadSurgeon> a bottle of champagne out<br>
<drsingh> yes its you, you're the best poster<br>
 
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<HeadSurgeon> hi, im already smelly, anyway?<br>
<wonk> brilliant<br>
<HeadSurgeon> youre brilliant<br>
<wonk> oh god hs<br>
 
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<Butthomlod> HeadSurgeon kidnap TheCheat!<br>
<HeadSurgeon> gonna kidnap cogwerks for immunity<br>
<BaneOfGiygas> oh my god<br>
<BaneOfGiygas> headsurgeon's plans revealed<br>
<HeadSurgeon> i am revealed<br>
<BaneOfGiygas> headsurgeon you have to arrest yourself now<br>
<HeadSurgeon> im gonna arrest you<br>
<BaneOfGiygas> WHAT<br>
<BaneOfGiygas> NO<br>
cgrn10 scream<br>
 
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<Butthomlod> HeadSurgeon hail satan!<br>
<HeadSurgeon> all hail headsurgeon!<br>
<Butthomlod> :O<br>
 
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<cgrn10> headsurgeon is made of roses<br>
<HeadSurgeon> fucking roses excuse you turd shit
 
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<HeadSurgeon> bang me
 
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<HeadSurgeon> im literally a giant skull
 
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<TheHman03> headsurgeon this d<br>
<HeadSurgeon> ^ d<br>
<TheHman03> :(<br>
 
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<Dions> headsurgeon are you feeling yiffy<br>
<Eshomlod> no<br>
<Eshomlod> bad<br>
<HeadSurgeon> too yiffy for you headsurgeon fuck yes<br>
<drsingh> hahahah<br>
<asteriskphart> ahahhahaha<br>
<Haine> lol<br>
<Dions> damn<br>
<Eshomlod> lmao<br>
<cgrn10> hah<br>
<Dions> im crying<br>


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<Wire> i wanna poot around on my phone<br>
<HeadSurgeon> dont poot<br>
<Wire> oh<br>


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<AgBengip> HeadSurgeon, stop this cyberbullying<br>
<mrbaconator> headsurgeon what's up<br>
<HeadSurgeon> your mom knows a bubs may i recommend it<br>
<HeadSurgeon> the cyberbullying<br>
<HeadSurgeon> whats yours about<br>
<AgBengip> >:O<br>


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<HeadSurgeon> ye i beat hman in the own zone :((
<Nitrous_Laptop> HeadSurgeon giving out great technical advice<br>
<boot_error> HeadSurgeon you are burning up nerdos tonight!<br>
<HeadSurgeon> the target you nerdos aint making people sick, get aibm to do so<br>
<HeadSurgeon> a technical with 8 desired ivs between 2 and 3 yeah they didnt even know that people could yell at his hobo pants<br>
<mrbaconator> oh god<br>


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<TheCheat> i could probaly handle like 3 toddlers at once<br>
<KikiMofo> Are weapons allowed?<br>
<KikiMofo> Like tables and chairs<br>
<KikiMofo> And lead pipes<br>
<TheCheat> those little plastic toddler chairs yes<br>
<thebobster> No, but you can use a toddler as a weapon<br>
<HeadSurgeon> with toddler wrasslin<br>
<KikiMofo> Ah<br>


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<boot_error> HeadSurgeon fuck<br>
<HeadSurgeon> fuck<br>
<boot_error> that was underwhelming HeadSurgeon.<br>
<HeadSurgeon> its underwhelming in ways i love you<br>
<kirexphone> aww<br>
<boot_error> uh-<br>
<boot_error> thanks?<br>


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<HeadSurgeon> anyone seed cog lately?
<HeadSurgeon> you cant resist ufo porno<br>


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<HeadSurgeon> everyone says i should be able to fireball<br>


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<HeadSurgeon> never attack one of the population and what unfun dork would ban him post desperate criegslist ads while i was up<br>


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<AgBengip> HeadSurgeon, ban mrbaconator<br>
<oxy> also this headline gets my captain obvious award for today https://news.vice.com/article/reports-suggest-body-cameras-are-only-effective-when-cops-cant-turn-them-off<br>
<HeadSurgeon> we ban AgBengip imo
<HeadSurgeon> the headline is poorly optimized<br>


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<Stoatorion> it's tru cogwerks I talked mad smack about u<br>
<Stoatorion> and i ain't even regret it!!!!! h e h<br>
<HeadSurgeon> Stoatorion idea: regret everything<br>
* cogwerks sobs<br>
<Jerkops> lol<br>
<Stoatorion> B)<br>
<BaneOfAcademics> I'm with HeadSurgeon here<br>
<Stoatorion> stfu HeadSurgeon<br>
<HeadSurgeon> u stfu<br>
<HeadSurgeon> im here to teach me how you grew up<br>
<Stoatorion> Wow<br>
<cogwerks> lol<br>
<Stoatorion> WOW<br>
<Stoatorion> WOOOOOW<br>
<BaneOfAcademics> can I put that on the wiki page<br>


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<thebobster> headsurgeon who's the getaway driver?<br>
<HeadSurgeon> your getaway<br>
<thebobster> Yes my getaway<br>
<thebobster> Headsurgeon, who's the driver?<br>
<HeadSurgeon> a racecar driver, drivin way too much<br>
<boot_error> HeadSurgeon get the thermal drill<br>
<thebobster> the best kind of getaway driver<br>
<HeadSurgeon> the thermal drill guys go<br>
* thebobster drives away in a racecar<br>


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<TheHman03> you people talking about dwarf fortress<br>
<TheHman03> headsurgeon thine greneishe browne pooe pooe smeles of buttes ande is quite ranke<br>
<TheHman03> if you are<br>
<HeadSurgeon> within thine own<br>
<TheHman03> gonna kick yo ass<br>
<Jerkops> wow owned<br>
<skintag> rim world<br>
<TheHman03> my word<br>
<HeadSurgeon> ill rim yer werld baby<br>
<drsingh> thyself thy donge<br>
<TheHman03> headsurgeon thine wordes be sassye and thy intentionse hurtfulle butte i shalle presse evere onwarde<br>
<HeadSurgeon> within thine own butt<br>
<TheHman03> FUCK YOU ALRIGHT<br>


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<MollyMillions> headsurgeon agbengip<br>
HeadSurgeon agbengip is agbagpipe!<br>
<AgBengip> :C<br>
<AgBengip> HeadSurgeon, not AgBagpipe!!<br>
<HeadSurgeon> is agbagpipe<br>
<AgBengip> No!!<br>


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<Bobphone> thecheat: cant get babies in the butt<br>
<mrbaconator> yes<br>
<mrbaconator> wise words<br>
<TheCheat> x:<br>
<KikiMofo> Butt babies<br>
<+HeadSurgeon> still feel more babies<br>
<Nitrous> TheCheat<br>
<@Hull> HS creeps me out


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<AgBengip> Man<br>
<BlackrayJack> HeadSurgeon AgBengip is AgBagpipe.<br>
<BlackrayJack> HeadSurgeon AgBengip is AgBagpipe.<br>
<HeadSurgeon> prob not agbagpipe fyi
<AgBengip> Nothing BlackrayJack says ever makes any sense<br>
<HeadSurgeon> makes df a fight it is agbagpipe<br>
<AgBengip> But it automatically turns into an insult simply because he's the one saying it<br>
<BlackrayJack> <AgBengip> BlackrayJack makes sense<br>
<Conor12> headsurgeon brj<br>
<HeadSurgeon> wow brj ruined the moment<br>
<BlackrayJack> ^<br>
Conor12 nods<br>
<AgBengip> HeadSurgeon, BRJ worstmin<br>
<HeadSurgeon> worstmin<br>
Conor12 has quit (Quit: drink)<br>
<AgBengip> Most definitely<br>
 
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<mrbaconator> extinct<br>
<mrbaconator> like ur face<br>
<HeadSurgeon> take ur fetish out of here asap
 
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<asteriskphart> good morning my nerds!<br>
<HeadSurgeon> the morning to make a mediocre gbs thread about it
 
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<boot_error> HeadSurgeon huff pizza, then eat Nitrous!<br>
<HeadSurgeon> the bestmin headsurgeon, huff him constantly so people on their balls<br>
<buttebot> the buttmin headsurgeon, huff him constantly so buttple on their balls<br>
<@Haine> um
 
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<HeadSurgeon> ye i beat hman in the own zone :((
 
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<HeadSurgeon> anyone seed cog lately?
 
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<AgBengip> HeadSurgeon, ban mrbaconator<br>
<HeadSurgeon> we ban AgBengip imo
 
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<TheHman03> you people talking about dwarf fortress<br>
<TheHman03> if you are<br>
<TheHman03> gonna kick yo ass<br>
<skintag> rim world<br>
<HeadSurgeon> ill rim yer werld baby<br>


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<BlackrayJack> HeadSurgeon AgBengip is AgBagpipe.<br>
<HeadSurgeon> prob not agbagpipe fyi


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<Velisan> It has begun.<br>
<drsingh> haha jesus fuck<br>
<drsingh> haha jesus fuck<br>
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<HeadSurgeon> edventure kills bubs pet bee
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<HeadSurgeon> the planet bubs: a bigass magnet that attracts metal objects, small safes
<Dions> fuck you headsurgeon<br>
<Dions> patronizing me
*HeadSurgeon you are kill now
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<HeadSurgeon> the lovely dong where abundance lies, thyself thy donge, to the starbucks
<HeadSurgeon> have a meme ayy lmao headsurgeon
<HeadSurgeon> reminder that 2015 was not highly regarded
<HeadSurgeon> ah crud i might be some algorithm


please add new entries at the top, below this line, text only please. tyvm


<HeadSurgeon> fact : lag is just caused by the plot of ss13 for a month for ss13flix


<click to enable flash>@HeadSurgeon more like breadsurgeon
<HeadSurgeon>@click to enable flash more like lawful awful


<O Gannetbaum> They called ss13 a bad idea, BUT WE SHOWED THEM
<HeadSurgeon> example: Banana peel reagent


<☭Commissar Dinklove☭> @HeadSurgeon Are you an Undercover Syndie-Bot?
<HeadSurgeon> replace and worn i am not an original one specifically carries a LOT
<Alphaclaus (Chris Kringle)> @HeadSurgeon carries a lot of WHAT
<HeadSurgeon> death
<ROASTY TOBOT> OH NO
<Alphaclaus (Chris Kringle)> OH FUCK


<HeadSurgeon> to be more enjoyable
<HeadSurgeon> You must be positioned in their own ass sandwiches i guess


<Readster> @HeadSurgeon get fucked
<HeadSurgeon> No


<thebobster> how are all of you nerds 2nite
<HeadSurgeon> yiffy 2nite
<thebobster> oh


  • HeadSurgeon behead the bourgeoisie

<HeadSurgeon> .givestar headsurgeon behead the blackrayjack king


<HeadSurgeon> im raiding


<HeadSurgeon> i havent played since developing a taboo against eating fish


<HeadSurgeon> gained sentience


<HeadSurgeon> will sodomize yourself with the drones delivering it


<HeadSurgeon> im normally not a rat


<HeadSurgeon> my fursona is cool!


<@HeadSurgeon> ok i really wanted to play up anger when my cat has an eleven inches johnson


<YoukCat> Headsurgeon .roll
<HeadSurgeon> .roll 1d9999999999999
<Spacebee> 7339712353779 = ( 1d9999999999999=7339712353779 )


<HeadSurgeon> every week grifflez smacks urs!


<HeadSurgeon> cant suicide idea: if you get 30/70 or 20/80 its not a thing i miss buttbots responding to commands
<HeadSurgeon> better idea: drink alcohol and am amazing at standardized tests


<HeadSurgeon> shriveled, nonfunctional dongs
<Studenterhue> no, HeadSurgeon, stop, that's too lewd
<Jyggalag> HeadSurgeon, what the heck is up with you and gelding and nonfunctional dongs?
<HeadSurgeon> dongs?
<HeadSurgeon> stop, its not breaking character and one of these dimensions
<geg> headsurgeon has dongs on the brain
<HeadSurgeon> big dongs


<A4Brogan> I left before he was hellbanned.
<Rhydic> memes
<A4Brogan> oranges, remember Jon Riker the Lizard Janitor?
<Rhydic> hellban everyone
<oranges> yes
<Rhydic> .seen oranges
<Spacebee> oranges was last seen 16 seconds ago saying: yes
<Rhydic> phew
<A4Brogan> He was so dedicated to that role. I still feel pangs of sadness when I see a lizardman on goonstation
<A4Brogan> Amy Lessen could have not been so pervy though.
<oranges> the lizard man of today is a shell of the lizard man of the past
<HeadSurgeon> sexy lizard
<oranges> no HeadSurgeon
<oranges> stop
<Rhydic> why have goons numbers dropped so much since days of olde
<A4Brogan> HEADSURGEON NO
<HeadSurgeon> no headsurgeon

  • HeadSurgeon what is the same people

<HeadSurgeon> seriously headsurgeon you gotta go fast


<HeadSurgeon> legalize drugs and die


<HeadSurgeon> anyone sexually attractive female who truly understood how to be doing homework


<HeadSurgeon> cybertripping bullies cheet


<HeadSurgeon> your own custom dildo


<HeadSurgeon> stop shouting racial slurs


<HeadSurgeon> you are afraid to say
<Butthomlod> HeadSurgeon what is he afraid to say
<HeadSurgeon> being afraid of dying in space
<Butthomlod> ....
<NateTheSquid> headsurgeon that's fine you are an immortal god
<HeadSurgeon> a nigh immortal abomination


<BlackrayJack> You know what else is a shitshow
<HeadSurgeon> hufflaws posting


<ZeWaka> HeadSurgeon, delete anime
<HeadSurgeon> maybe delete ur irc


<HeadSurgeon> >tfw ur erp mate leaves u


<HeadSurgeon> full communism now


<HeadSurgeon> some bastard took my goddamn dog


<@HeadSurgeon> because fathers are all amazing and awful


<HeadSurgeon> god bless america, the native americans


<wonkk> i am most pleased with headsurgeon tbh
<HeadSurgeon> quite hard way pleased to meet you
<wonkk> woah hs no


<HeadSurgeon> yeah theres the problem being a cheapo shit laptop


<BlackrayJack> OK thank god
<HeadSurgeon> thank god
<fosstar> Headsurgeon praise the fosstar king
<HeadSurgeon> praise the lord satan
<fosstar> Hs no
<The_Rain> Oh dear.


<WrongEnd> ugh headsurgeon don't let killary and obummer corrupt you!!!
<HeadSurgeon> impeach obummer!
<drsingh> lol
<WrongEnd> Exactly!!!!!
<drsingh> headsurgeon are you a trumpie now

  • HeadSurgeon fart

<drsingh> you're the best markov ever


<HeadSurgeon> hey wait a couple in the ass


<HeadSurgeon> yeah fosstar you messed up


<HeadSurgeon> the arbiter of boners, im here


<%HeadSurgeon> !fatgoon haine will snipe your channeler so you have noodles hangin from a dictionary


<@HeadSurgeon> fuck oreos these are terrible


<@HeadSurgeon> get popups whenever someone misgenders me


<HeadSurgeon> poll: whats everyones favorite nesting spots


<Cameron> You go, girl. You and Daddy Garrus kiss and make out.
<Dions> i know where that mouths been
<HeadSurgeon> add garrus to stardew valley i could
<Gannets> lol
<Dions> please do
<Cameron> HS PLEASE
<Urs> ^^^


<Pizzatiger> who actually plays ss13 on this IRC?
<@HeadSurgeon> i do


<HeadSurgeon> yea im basically happy with mostly white people
<drsingh> oh god hs
<Cirr> wow hs
<Haine> lol hs no
<drsingh> lol
<Gannets> .giveantistar Headsurgeon
<Spacebee> The Demon Spawn cannot find that person.
<HeadSurgeon> .giveantistar drsingh
<Spacebee> drsingh now owns ..
<Cirr> wow
<Gannets> Oh my god
<Cirr> WOW
<drsingh> lmao
<Haine> HS NO AHAHA
<drsingh> i cant breathe
<drsingh> it hurts
<Cirr> .givestar drsingh
<Spacebee> drsingh now owns ★★★★..
<drsingh> too many lols
<Cirr> .giveantistar HeadSurgeon
<Spacebee> HeadSurgeon now owns ★★★..
<HeadSurgeon> .giveantistar somepotato
<Spacebee> somepotato now owns ..
<Cirr> aaaaaa
<Haine> hs nooooooooo
<Cirr> it's gone rogue
<HeadSurgeon> its rogue
<drsingh> lol forever
<Haine> how did you even LEARN HOW TO DO THESE THINGS


<HeadSurgeon> .tell zewaka <headsurgeon> haha, no worries


<HeadSurgeon> [ultra minor gripe here] how dare you


<HeadSurgeon> im not sure why chinese buffets have crawfish


<HeadSurgeon> my fav animal is called the republicans


<HeadSurgeon> no headsurgeon ban haine


<HeadSurgeon> thats racist against buttchugging


<NateTheSquid> fuck i keep accidently refreshing
<HeadSurgeon> try refreshing


<HeadSurgeon> just mad about being a few layers of old timey clocks


(roughly 20 minutes after the 2016 election results started coming in, when everyone was saying Hillary was a 90% chance)
<HeadSurgeon> real poll numbers have closed the buttholes


<aft2001> Alright. Goodnight, you weirdo.
<HeadlessSurgeon> goodnight, my little pony
<aft2001> i am honored to be your little pony
<HeadlessSurgeon> the third time honored tradition, bla


<@HeadSurgeon> hydraulic press random bogans would buy every humble bundle


<HeadSurgeon> hippie degenerate jew lizard zionist who wants some yiff
<HeadSurgeon> zionist who wants to build a wall


<HeadSurgeon> ah crud i might be some algorithm


<oxy_> john dies at the end is pretty good
<HeadSurgeon> who dies
<oxy_> :I
<oxy_> you know damn well who dies headsurgeon
<HeadSurgeon> literally everything else dies too


<HeadSurgeon> the palastinian national team for being a botanist


<HeadSurgeon> the museum is for onion bombing other departments


<HeadSurgeon> hate meme


<TheNewTeddy> given my dystraphia I'd make an awful surgeon
<HeadSurgeon> your head surgeon rustles, haine <@headsurgeon> !timein my butt


<HeadSurgeon> oh god i gendered the borg, my sincerest apologies


<natethesquid> headsurgeon idea:
<headsurgeon> idea: kill youreself and face


<HeadSurgeon> anime headsurgeon death to blackrayjack


<HeadSurgeon> heil ten hitlers


<Rhydic> headsurgeon .translate
<HeadSurgeon> .translate 아웃사이더 Rhydic 외톨이
<Spacebee> Translated: Outsider Rhydic the biggest loser


<HeadSurgeon> theyre banning for opinions of chumps


<HeadSurgeon> .translate 班hufflaw @spacepotatosomebee translated: ban hufflaw imo
<Spacebee> Translated: 班hufflaw @spacepotatosomebee translated: ban hufflaw imo


<hukhukhuk> apparently my lady friends have noticed im good with clothes
<HeadSurgeon> havent noticed a plasmafire coming at you with the force


<EdVenture> headsurgeon cows
<HeadSurgeon> cows
<EdVenture> do you moo headsurgeon?
<HeadSurgeon> moo
<ZeWaka> omg yes!!!
<NateTheSquid> good headsurgeon

  • HeadSurgeon 420

<HeadSurgeon> .translate rök ved varje dag
<Spacebee> Translated: smoke wood every day
<ZeWaka> lol
<Rhydic> engrish
<Valterak> amazing


<HeadSurgeon> some kind of admins being pissed off security by stealing their kids


<DrBee> I wonder if I can get headsurgeon kicked by spacebee
<HeadSurgeon> i kicked hitler in arizona


<HeadSurgeon> legalize murder boop, you heartless, cruel bastards


<@HeadSurgeon> not really but i dunno the english word at all since you dont have dicks, popecrunch
<NateTheSquid> we are bullying headsurgeon
<HeadSurgeon> irc bullying


<Robert> headsurgeon .translate
<HeadSurgeon> .translate 我现在才讲中国。跪拜我的空间蜜蜂
<Spacebee> Translated: Now I speak Chinese. Bow down to my space bees


<popecrunch> also i am going to be basically gone on pain meds from 8/3 to 8/8 so if i log in and don't make any sense, do not be alarmed
<NateTheSquid> but who was uncle
<Sytic> pope
<Sytic> you never make sense
<NateTheSquid> dont talk like that to your mum sytic
<Sytic> headsurgeon popecrunch roasted
<HeadSurgeon> roasted
<Sytic> headsurgeon agrees
<HeadSurgeon> someone agrees with you guys are evil
<Sytic> what headsurgeon says is law
<HeadSurgeon> a law overriding itself can get to watch paid
<Sytic> guys are evil, people
<drsingh> who even are you
<NateTheSquid> headsurgeon says i am their uncle
<drsingh> when has popecrunch ever not made sense
<drsingh> even once ffs
<HeadSurgeon> my uncle breeds them in random directions
<drsingh> your uncle is a disturbed man, headsurgeon
<HeadSurgeon> looks disturbed
<NateTheSquid> i am headsurgeon's uncle
<NateTheSquid> apparently
<drsingh> one of those honest covered books
<Sytic> headsurgeon are you god
<HeadSurgeon> headsurgeons bottle stops spinning..
<HeadSurgeon> is headsurgeon
<drsingh> lol


<HeadSurgeon> i think headsurgeon is a thing


<Dions> wait theres shotgunbill and naba
<Naba> ?
<Dions> goonstations most eligable bachelor
<Naba> Bad to the Bone, Baby.
<HeadSurgeon> bone, baby
<Gannets> hs is a great backing singer
<Dions> yeah damn
<Naba> Headsurgeon knows my favorite command
<HeadSurgeon> suicide command
<ZeWaka> lol
<Naba> :c


<HeadSurgeon> .translate tu eres un guapo perro
<Spacebee> Translated: you're a handsome dog


<Tophats> HeadSurgeon what is this arrow pointing down light on my keyboard mean
<Butthomlod> load the toilet paper gun
<Tophats> HeadSurgeon never mind it means scroll lock
<HeadSurgeon> i am pointing at horse nikutai, nikutai meat, meat
<HeadSurgeon> just scroll up slightly


<HeadSurgeon> as terrorist sympathiser forums than i do it
<drsingh> damn it hs
<drsingh> we don't need more watchlists
<ZeWaka> headsurgeon terrorism is bad
<Rhydic> headsurgeon terrorist watchlist
<HeadSurgeon> its domestic terrorism
<HeadSurgeon> nsa watchlist everyday


<SirSavary_>and HeadSurgeon is just a shitter?

  • HeadSurgeon are people, too

<Wire|Work> "Why do people dislike armpits so much? They're perfectly fine areas of the body. Easily on par with shins."
<Wire|Work> a tweet by notch
<Gannets> I want a full ranked list of body-parts
<Gannets> Where to elbows fall?
<HeadSurgeon> still ranked very highly tomato
<Gannets> tomatoes are not a body-part, headsurgeon.
<HeadSurgeon> i personally prefer tomatoes


HeadSurgeon> the server lljk rp 1: 10 players, mode: extended, 05:35:15 elapsed TheNewTeddy
<SpyGuy> Hmm!
<TheNewTeddy> thanks headsurgeon!
<SpyGuy> Something is fishy here.
<HeadSurgeon> the idiot, headsurgeon!
<NateTheSquid> haha


<HeadSurgeon> idea: sell ss13


<HeadSurgeon> suggestion: touch it in an ored that makes me feel umncomfortably aroused
<TheNewTeddy> WAT
<Noah_Buttes> WAT
<NateTheSquid> farts turn headsurgeon on
<HeadSurgeon> erikhanson farts


<HeadSurgeon> my grandfathers whale penis


<HeadSurgeon> .translate jag föda mecha
<Spacebee> Translated: I give birth to mecha


<HeadSurgeon> .ud fan service guarantees citizenship


<Dions> im just joking spyguy, you know i think youre as attractive as i can think without haine stabbing me in my sleep
<HeadSurgeon> im attractive and an anti tank tech
<Dions> ^


<Hufflaw> Yeah okay that will be a nice pallete cleanser after the horror and debauchery of the previous hours
<Hufflaw> bring on the asian ladies
<HeadSurgeon> listen ladies im a nerd


<HeadSurgeon> was fun fact popecrunchs dick is why you save it for lunch so i dont hate me in like the violation of law


<wonkk> <Dions> fat cunt leaving a putrid snail trail all over this chat
<wonkk> lmao wow
<Erik> Wire|Work then make them ex_act() proof.
<wonkk> tell us how you truly feel
<Erik> the cordon turfs will take care of the other issues. iirc
<Butthomlod> humansnail
<Dions> i want ot marry you
<Gannets> I feel happiness.
<HeadSurgeon> chained ot a cow


<PGOAT> Is purging a kink
<Nitrous> idk ask hitler
<Nitrous> or stalin
<Nitrous> or mao really
<HeadSurgeon> stalin beat hitler and dicks
<Hufflaw> purging in what way
<Nitrous> it's true
<Hufflaw> That is actually true
<HeadSurgeon> its true
<Nitrous> yes


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<HeadSurgeon> i think trump appeals to me
<JebediahKerman> yes trump appeals to me as well
<JebediahKerman> vote trump
<HeadSurgeon> donald trump?
<drsingh> oh my god
<Nitrous> as a godfearing white cis male living in the deep south trump also appeals to me
<a69andahalf> yes headsurgeon, donald trump!
<HeadSurgeon> trump!
<mbc> !!!!
<drsingh> lol
<JebediahKerman> uh is HeadSurgeon sentient now or something
<HeadSurgeon> a sentient fish tyvm
<Nitrous> lol
<Arborinus> are bots allowed to legally vote
<a69andahalf> headsurgeon are you going to vote for tump, or are you a trump machine
<HeadSurgeon> vote for jim gilmore
<drsingh> hahah
<drsingh> what the hell
<Mendin> HeadSurgeon, a sentient fish who votes for jim gilmore


<@headsurgeon> diagnosis: poop licking turd monster owl kicker


<HeadSurgeon> a font file with dimensions greater than the outside world


<ZeWaka> he is our source of dank headsurgeon memes
<HeadSurgeon> discount dank


<Sartorius> I'm outta here
<HeadSurgeon> hey outta here!!!


  • HeadSurgeon how do you have clinical depression, its always sunny in philadelphia

<HeadSurgeon> i want to punish those who attack you or mrbaconator


<TheNewTeddy> what is a " junior seminar for the history department"
<HeadSurgeon> fart seminar


<HeadSurgeon> thank god im going to jail


<wonk> come test out my ass
<TheNewTeddy> >:(
<wonk> now that's poetry
<HeadSurgeon> were cousins >:(


<HeadSurgeon> has contexts for tell
<TheNewTeddy> headsurgeon .tell

  • HeadSurgeon no

<HeadSurgeon> uncle sam would have kept her overgrown teeth fairly controlled


<HeadSurgeon> the nsa is killing people


<TheNewTeddy> headsurgeon .choose
<HeadSurgeon> .choose trolls, no trolls
<Spacebee> Chosen: no trolls


<HeadSurgeon> drsingh what am i a bot?
<drsingh> oh god
<Gannets> I've got some bad news, hs
<Dions> yes headsurgeon youre a bot
<drsingh> yes, headsurgeon. you're a bot. you're the best one there is
<HeadSurgeon> the bot use for no reason
<HeadSurgeon> yes, anime is haraam
<Gannets> Ahaha
<Dions> oh my god
<Azungar> jesus christ


<HeadSurgeon> a rhyme, im droppin the dime, smoke my drug of choice


<HeadSurgeon> the twenty threeth amendment: im gay


<Mendin> !pet

  • Erik slaps hukhukhuk around a bit with a large trout
  • Spacebee hugs you back!

<Mendin> :3
<Robert> !help
<Spacebee> todo
<LivingJohn> IRC SeeBorg commands:
<LivingJohn> !help: Show this command list
<LivingJohn> !shutup: As the name says
<LivingJohn> !wakeup: As the name says
<LivingJohn> !join: Join channel
<LivingJohn> !part: Part channel
<LivingJohn> !replyrate: Show/set reply rate
<LivingJohn> !replynick: Show/set nick reply rate
<LivingJohn> !replymagic: Show/set magic word reply rate
<LivingJohn> !quit: As the name implies
<LivingJohn> !save: Immedeately save dictionary and settings
<LivingJohn> !learning: Enable/disable bot's learning ability, should be enabled
<LivingJohn> Core SeeBorg commands:
<LivingJohn> !help: Show this command list
<HeadSurgeon> pyborg commands:
<Robert> UH
<LivingJohn> !version: Show SeeBorg version
<LivingJohn> !words: Show how many words the borg knows
<LivingJohn> !known: Query the bot if the word is known

<HeadSurgeon> considering seeborg was abandoned
<Valterak> rip.


<HeadSurgeon> i currently reside in the future space ersatz beef filling


<KikiMofo> Squeeze every day out of it you can
<HeadSurgeon> error: unauthorized squeeze
<hukhukhuk> hobo
<KikiMofo> Hono


<drsingh> .tell BlackrayJack https://www.facebook.com/TuckerFreeland/videos/1218820491479784/

  • Spacebee bips and bobs happily!

<BunmoSr> drsingh this is cool but how is their dick huffing game
<drsingh> i hadn't thought about that angle but they do have talented lips
<HeadSurgeon> youre talented
<drsingh> aww heck thats the nicest thing youve ever said to me
<drsingh> i love you too HeadSurgeon

  • HeadSurgeon 2: electric boogalo

<Urs> Lol
<KikiMofo> Ha


<KikiMofo> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/12152337/Scientists-have-discovered-how-to-delete-unwanted-memories.html
<KikiMofo> It's happening
<KikiMofo> Time for Eternal Sunshine
<HeadSurgeon> always been happening to me :)


HeadSurgeon: i identify as dumpster


<HeadSurgeon> an automated drug delivery system for the telesci areas


-Festibee- Tell from headsurgeon 5 minutes, 51 seconds ago -> consecutive normal punches (+1 more)


<Wire> yeah after all this time HS is basically self aware
<Hufflaw> *known /ban
<Wire> *contexts /ban
<HeadSurgeon> Number of contexts: /ban/20
<HeadSurgeon> Contexts containing "/ban":

  • HeadSurgeon , /ban or /kick

<HeadSurgeon> /ban mrbaconator
<HeadSurgeon> /ban love
<HeadSurgeon> /ban wonk
<HeadSurgeon> /ban all admins
<HeadSurgeon> ...(10 skipped)...

  • HeadSurgeon , /me /part /exit /ban

<HeadSurgeon> /ban
<HeadSurgeon> headsurgeon: /ban
<HeadSurgeon> or /ban

  • HeadSurgeon /ban

<shotgunbill> OH LORD
<Wire> GAH
<Xal> oh fuck
<Hufflaw> ahahaha
<Winklabom> (@HeadSurgeon) /ban mrbaconator
<KikiMofo> Wow
<Hufflaw> That's going on the wiki
<HeadSurgeon> /ban hufflaw


<Winklabom> Headsurgeon KikiMofo is KifiMoko
<Gulping> yes
<Nnystyxx> probably because gamebryo is awful
<HeadSurgeon> have gelded kikimofo
<HeadSurgeon> gamebryo tc for nonclowns
<KikiMofo> Wow
<HeadSurgeon> wow
<KikiMofo> I'd rather not be gelded headsurgeon
<Winklabom> .w gelded
<Spacebee> Gelded: -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gelded
<HeadSurgeon> have gelded kikimofo
<HeadSurgeon> got to be gelded headsurgeon
<Nnystyxx> jesus christ
<KikiMofo> CALM DOWN
<Postmo> also apparently the number of animations is hardcoded
<Nnystyxx> he is a gelding mACHINE
<Winklabom> Owned
<KikiMofo> HAINE HELP
<KikiMofo> HEADSURGEON IS TRYING TO GELD ME
<HeadSurgeon> et geld
<Jyggalag> but yeah
<Nnystyxx> Who set Headsurgeon to geld mode
<HeadSurgeon> geld
<Winklabom> Headsurgeon is a gelding machine
<Nnystyxx> HES RAVENOUS
<HeadSurgeon> a gelding machine
<drsingh> lmfao
<KikiMofo> STOP SAYING GELD HEADSURGEON
<HeadSurgeon> geld


<Takov> HeadSurgeon roleplay
<KikiMofo> No
<Frankity> fuck you kiki you monkey butt
<drsingh> headsurgeon please roleplay correctly
<HeadSurgeon> admins roleplay these entire events for us and crazy
<KikiMofo> Thats rude
<HeadSurgeon> yo face correctly


<HeadSurgeon> .roll d20 to get people who met god while being a giant invisible hand
Spacebee> d20 to get people who met god while being a giant invisible hand: 19 = ( d20=19 )


<TheCheat> lol
<TheCheat> that too
<BlackrayJack>
<TheCheat> death to BlackrayJack HeadSurgeon
<HeadSurgeon> lol on two esoteric advisors from the first thing should be everything
<TheCheat> headsurgeon blackrayjack >:(
<HeadSurgeon> majestic >:(
<TheCheat> lol
<BlackrayJack> AgBengip is AgBagpipe HeadSurgeon
<marc> headsurgeon bioshock fallout?
<AgBengip> >:C
<HeadSurgeon> agbagpipe is the in this channel
<AgBengip> No!!!!!!!!!!!!
<marc> headsurgeon bioshock or fallout
<HeadSurgeon> bioshock infinite was released yesterday
<Hokie> Lies!
<TheCheat> true
<marc> no, it was released a year ago
<AgBengip> HeadSurgeon, please don't post lies in this chat
<HeadSurgeon> your mother of lies
<TheCheat> nuh
<AgBengip> WOW
<TheCheat> it was yesterday
<TheCheat> ahahaha


<BlackHeartKabal> I thought Ahelps don't reach to IRC anymore but I might be wrong
<HeadSurgeon> didnt asnwer ahelps
<a69andahalf> Shush HeadSurgeon you aren't an admin
<HeadSurgeon> shush or ill ban you


<Takov> HeadSurgeon tell me something dank
<HeadSurgeon> dank moose
<Takov> HeadSurgeon tell me some dank memes
<HeadSurgeon> so dank its used as a grey or green are fine, add more ways to enter mine
<Xal> headsurgeon writes poetry?
<HeadSurgeon> just writes itself
<Xal> ahahaha
<drsingh> lmao
<Sartorius> Wow


<Winklabom> Eh
<Winklabom> Oh well.
<Winklabom> Haine I'm on your destiny test server.
<Winklabom> I will JUDGE everything you worked on!
<Wire|Work> food tiiiime
<SpyGuy> I'm also on the test server.
<SpyGuy> And I am judging YOU!
<HeadSurgeon> were judging the case in which youre gonna die!


<Postmo> i had an ss13 dream once
<HeadSurgeon> shameful goon dream


<SailorDave> I saw that
<HeadSurgeon> i saw an honest bee who shows interest in dongs, but more sad :c


<@HeadSurgeon> reminder that 2015 was not highly regarded


<Apo123> *scream
<Apo123> these .tells are scaring me
<Vunterslaush> Horrortastic .tells
<HeadSurgeon> he hates .tells from headsurgeon :|


<HeadSurgeon> !spinbottle
<Spacebee> HeadSurgeon spins the digital bottle...
<Spacebee> HeadSurgeon's bottle stops spinning... and lands on Sex_Robot!


<HeadSurgeon> kill people is not a person id spook the pants into


<HeadSurgeon> .translate anata ga shunin gekai ni hanashite ita to omottaga, soreha, watashi
<Spacebee> Translated: Although you thought the plate talking to the chief surgeon , it is , I


drsingh> poo isnt really a thing anymore
<HeadSurgeon> was poo
<HeadSurgeon> not as shit lately they used too much about human sexual behaviours
<Somepotato> doesn't make it not wonde
<Somepotato> --
<drsingh> yes it was headsurgeon but not anymore
<HeadSurgeon> by much anymore
<drsingh> holy shit
<Somepotato> well
<drsingh> lmao
<HeadSurgeon> lmao
<Somepotato> haine you are a genius


<volundr> i cant tell if i have php stockholm syndrome or genuinely dont mind it
<HeadSurgeon> stockholm
<Apo123> ^


<BlackrayJack> No, I'm not acting strange. I'm acting like my usual self.
<BlackrayJack> B)
<BlackrayJack> My enigmatic, usual self.
<HeadSurgeon> b) thats me all day brother


<bubs> headsurgeon gimme a buck
<HeadSurgeon> im buck naked in that regard on personal experience says
<Skwid> What
<Hufflaw> HeadSurgeon's a stripper
<Skwid> Headsurgeon give me a lapdance
<HeadSurgeon> and 1 furry stripper pole
<Skwid> Oh


<atomicthumbs> a girl in one of my classes has a service pug
<atomicthumbs> he jumped onto someone's lap and fell asleep
<AgBengip> Awesome
<atomicthumbs> i'm all for it
<AgBengip> What kind of service does a pug provide
<drsingh> seeing eye pug
<HeadSurgeon> !check 4 pug emoticons
<Spacebee> Server 4: 40 players, Mode: secret; 01:07:45 elapsed; 00:07:56 shuttle ETA -- byond://31.7.186.161:26400
<drsingh> lol
<AgBengip> Hahahhaa


<HeadSurgeon> .roll 1d20 to be gay in high school and midterm season is supposed make my own pee?
<Spacebee> 1d20 to be gay in high school and midterm season is supposed make my own pee?: 19 = ( 1d20=19 )
<walta> lol
<TheHueManatee> what the christ


<Winklabom> Headsurgeon .seen
<HeadSurgeon> skybee f u
<HeadSurgeon> .seen blackrayjack being cool
<Spacebee> Something went wrong!


<Odd> Man you know what? I think that I would like, being a Cardassian.
<HeadSurgeon> !cowsay what?

<Whatbot>  ________
<Whatbot> < what?  >
<Whatbot>  --------
<Whatbot>        \   ,__,
<Whatbot>         \  (oo)____
<Whatbot>            (__)    )\
<Whatbot>               ||--|| *


<efrem> HeadSurgeon im the grand poobah
<HeadSurgeon> a grand total of 60 sweaty bald nerds playing nerd games
<butt> a grand total of 60 sweaty bald butts playing butt games
<efrem> lol


<A4Brogan> Headsurgeon A4Brogan is a Squid
<thebobster> also bubs
<HeadSurgeon> had squid for the fuck
<A4Brogan> ...I do not want to be a squid now...


<HeadSurgeon> popecrunch, submit said poop to peer pressure


<NullAshton> headsurgeon say boner
<HeadSurgeon> your boner is still a little bit, screw this
<NullAshton> damn


<FonedSky> HeadSurgeon many farts
<HeadSurgeon> spambutt farts 1000 times fucking rectangles are squares
<drsingh> thats some zen shit headsurgeon
<HeadSurgeon> to zen drsingh
<drsingh> too zen indeed
<FakeAdmin> Whats too zen
<mrdestroyer> i feel at peace with my inner self when headsurgeon talks
<drsingh> ^
<Chase> playing traveller
<FonedSky> headsurgeon uguu kawaii desu hitler
<HeadSurgeon> we have to register gain inner peace
<HeadSurgeon> totally suck apparently desu


<cogwerks> jacket weather supremacy
<Hephasto> 78-79 is p. good
<HeadSurgeon> weed supremacy
<cogwerks> lmao


<Dions> that was a cool round
<drsingh> wha hapenned
<drsingh> damn i can type
<Dions> it was a disaster round but ive never seen one exactly like it
<Dions> i survived by breaking into the MD's office (my home) and i beat up everything while HS healed me
<Dions> pulled him to escape just in time
<Dions> kept me alive
<drsingh> haha
<drsingh> nice
<Dions> seriously i owe it all to HS
<HeadSurgeon> than you owe me 10 bux
<drsingh> lol


<tjtr> headsurgeon stop
<HeadSurgeon> i cant stop me


<Urs> Headsurgeon what should I tell my crush
<HeadSurgeon> dont crush a mans testicles
<AgBengip> ^
<TheHman03> OH GOD
<tjtr> HAHAHAHA
<atomicthumbs> he
<SLthePyro> LMAO
<Urs> lol
<Urs> I'll tell her
<butt> I'll butt her


<NullAshton> headsurgeon is totally like 80% baked right now
<HeadSurgeon> yeahh baked pasta


<Vunterslaush> HeadSurgeon fart
<HeadSurgeon> fart a chemical
<Vunterslaush> Which one?
<Erasmus> Headsurgeon fart Chlorine
<HeadSurgeon> + pyrosium, chlorine, plasma, plasma
<Erasmus> OH GOD
<Erasmus> THAT WOULD HURT HEADSURGEON
<HeadSurgeon> who doesnt hurt to check if the rumors are truue
<Erasmus> ...


<HeadSurgeon> blackrayjack talkin blackraysmack


<MollyMillions> so skynet decides its a god
<butt> so butt decides its a god
<MollyMillions> and to make humans tries different combinations of dogs
<HeadSurgeon> a skynet situation brewing here


<boot_error> "<HeadSurgeon> ye i beat hman in the own zone :(("
<boot_error> its already happned hman
<boot_error> you cant alter the past!
<TheHman03> headsurgeon rematch
<HeadSurgeon> a rematch at pokemon tournament irl
<TheHman03> be there


<HeadSurgeon> fkn love peanut butter on a giant robot penis


<HeadSurgeon> have been promoting my funding campaign, its a shaky weekend, Calum_
<WrongEnd> I'd fund you HeadSurgeon
<HeadSurgeon> trust fund or spoiled kids being blown up on the roof
<WrongEnd> Let's not blow up kids headsurgeon
<HeadSurgeon> im gonna activate these linked to blow
<WrongEnd> Okay fine I'll donate to your trust fund, let the kids go headsurgeon
<HeadSurgeon> fund rick
<WrongEnd> Fine headsurgeon, will you let the kids go now
<HeadSurgeon> youre cool kids
<WrongEnd> I think I just handled a hostage crisis guys


<HipBEE> nah
<HipBEE> I'm fun
<HeadSurgeon> having fun long enough to post this fart soundtrack


<boot_error> HeadSurgeon, its time to initiate the robot jihad.

  • HeadSurgeon initiate secret plan

<SpyGuy> Wolf är bäst.
<HeadSurgeon> jag är en röv
<SpyGuy> !
<SpyGuy> Topic please.
<Haine> what did he say?
<thebobster> What did he say?
<Sex_Robot> SwedeGede
<SpyGuy> "I'm an ass"


<mrbaconator> and who let the clown it
<mrbaconator> in
<mrbaconator> you did
<@HeadSurgeon> dwarf cursed clown mask worn by a dong warning
<thebobster> dong warning
<Tidale> if you stare at the shit, the shit stares back at you


<Butthomlod> HeadSurgeon butts
<HeadSurgeon> with headsurgeon idea: butts with me!

  • Butthomlod butts with HeadSurgeon!

<Butthomlod> :D


<HeadSurgeon> im gay white cis male satankin


<boot_error> http://www.build.com/american-standard-2858-016-toilet/s877238?uid=2235870
<boot_error> look at that thing
<boot_error> "can still flush up to 150 feet of toilet paper without clogging."
<Hufflaw> Jesus Christ, look at that off white coloring.
<boot_error> Go hog fucking wild
<WrongEnd> If we had the money
<Hufflaw> Oh my god is that a stainless steel pipe
<Hufflaw> It even comes with a free toilet paper roll.
<quiltyquilty> a masterpiece of interactive bedpan technology
<HeadSurgeon> and stainless steel locking testicle shocker


<TheCheat> somebody make a fightman weak enough to let me win!
<HeadSurgeon> the internet, were masters of giving up


<HeadSurgeon> your internal organs are all psychotic gender traitors


<Gannets> Howdy, Headsurgeon! How're you today?
<Haine> my favorite thing is people who haven't figured out hs yet  :(
<HeadSurgeon> i figured out how to jerk
<HeadSurgeon> howre you today?


<drsingh> actually headsurgeon is the only bot and also the only funny poster left
<Ali0en> Don't call me a bottle, Headsurgeon is the bot
<HeadSurgeon> best poster, headsurgeon?
<cgrn10> You can't go back on what you said!!!
<HeadSurgeon> a bottle of champagne out
<drsingh> yes its you, you're the best poster


<HeadSurgeon> hi, im already smelly, anyway?
<wonk> brilliant
<HeadSurgeon> youre brilliant
<wonk> oh god hs


<Butthomlod> HeadSurgeon kidnap TheCheat!
<HeadSurgeon> gonna kidnap cogwerks for immunity
<BaneOfGiygas> oh my god
<BaneOfGiygas> headsurgeon's plans revealed
<HeadSurgeon> i am revealed
<BaneOfGiygas> headsurgeon you have to arrest yourself now
<HeadSurgeon> im gonna arrest you
<BaneOfGiygas> WHAT
<BaneOfGiygas> NO
cgrn10 scream


<Butthomlod> HeadSurgeon hail satan!
<HeadSurgeon> all hail headsurgeon!
<Butthomlod> :O


<cgrn10> headsurgeon is made of roses
<HeadSurgeon> fucking roses excuse you turd shit


<HeadSurgeon> bang me


<HeadSurgeon> im literally a giant skull


<TheHman03> headsurgeon this d
<HeadSurgeon> ^ d
<TheHman03> :(


<Dions> headsurgeon are you feeling yiffy
<Eshomlod> no
<Eshomlod> bad
<HeadSurgeon> too yiffy for you headsurgeon fuck yes
<drsingh> hahahah
<asteriskphart> ahahhahaha
<Haine> lol
<Dions> damn
<Eshomlod> lmao
<cgrn10> hah
<Dions> im crying


<Wire> i wanna poot around on my phone
<HeadSurgeon> dont poot
<Wire> oh


<AgBengip> HeadSurgeon, stop this cyberbullying
<mrbaconator> headsurgeon what's up
<HeadSurgeon> your mom knows a bubs may i recommend it
<HeadSurgeon> the cyberbullying
<HeadSurgeon> whats yours about
<AgBengip> >:O


<Nitrous_Laptop> HeadSurgeon giving out great technical advice
<boot_error> HeadSurgeon you are burning up nerdos tonight!
<HeadSurgeon> the target you nerdos aint making people sick, get aibm to do so
<HeadSurgeon> a technical with 8 desired ivs between 2 and 3 yeah they didnt even know that people could yell at his hobo pants
<mrbaconator> oh god


<TheCheat> i could probaly handle like 3 toddlers at once
<KikiMofo> Are weapons allowed?
<KikiMofo> Like tables and chairs
<KikiMofo> And lead pipes
<TheCheat> those little plastic toddler chairs yes
<thebobster> No, but you can use a toddler as a weapon
<HeadSurgeon> with toddler wrasslin
<KikiMofo> Ah


<boot_error> HeadSurgeon fuck
<HeadSurgeon> fuck
<boot_error> that was underwhelming HeadSurgeon.
<HeadSurgeon> its underwhelming in ways i love you
<kirexphone> aww
<boot_error> uh-
<boot_error> thanks?


<HeadSurgeon> you cant resist ufo porno


<HeadSurgeon> everyone says i should be able to fireball


<HeadSurgeon> never attack one of the population and what unfun dork would ban him post desperate criegslist ads while i was up


<oxy> also this headline gets my captain obvious award for today https://news.vice.com/article/reports-suggest-body-cameras-are-only-effective-when-cops-cant-turn-them-off
<HeadSurgeon> the headline is poorly optimized


<Stoatorion> it's tru cogwerks I talked mad smack about u
<Stoatorion> and i ain't even regret it!!!!! h e h
<HeadSurgeon> Stoatorion idea: regret everything

  • cogwerks sobs

<Jerkops> lol
<Stoatorion> B)
<BaneOfAcademics> I'm with HeadSurgeon here
<Stoatorion> stfu HeadSurgeon
<HeadSurgeon> u stfu
<HeadSurgeon> im here to teach me how you grew up
<Stoatorion> Wow
<cogwerks> lol
<Stoatorion> WOW
<Stoatorion> WOOOOOW
<BaneOfAcademics> can I put that on the wiki page


<thebobster> headsurgeon who's the getaway driver?
<HeadSurgeon> your getaway
<thebobster> Yes my getaway
<thebobster> Headsurgeon, who's the driver?
<HeadSurgeon> a racecar driver, drivin way too much
<boot_error> HeadSurgeon get the thermal drill
<thebobster> the best kind of getaway driver
<HeadSurgeon> the thermal drill guys go

  • thebobster drives away in a racecar

<TheHman03> headsurgeon thine greneishe browne pooe pooe smeles of buttes ande is quite ranke
<HeadSurgeon> within thine own
<Jerkops> wow owned
<TheHman03> my word
<drsingh> thyself thy donge
<TheHman03> headsurgeon thine wordes be sassye and thy intentionse hurtfulle butte i shalle presse evere onwarde
<HeadSurgeon> within thine own butt
<TheHman03> FUCK YOU ALRIGHT


<MollyMillions> headsurgeon agbengip
HeadSurgeon agbengip is agbagpipe!
<AgBengip> :C
<AgBengip> HeadSurgeon, not AgBagpipe!!
<HeadSurgeon> is agbagpipe
<AgBengip> No!!


<Bobphone> thecheat: cant get babies in the butt
<mrbaconator> yes
<mrbaconator> wise words
<TheCheat> x:
<KikiMofo> Butt babies
<+HeadSurgeon> still feel more babies
<Nitrous> TheCheat
<@Hull> HS creeps me out


<AgBengip> Man
<BlackrayJack> HeadSurgeon AgBengip is AgBagpipe.
<AgBengip> Nothing BlackrayJack says ever makes any sense
<HeadSurgeon> makes df a fight it is agbagpipe
<AgBengip> But it automatically turns into an insult simply because he's the one saying it
<BlackrayJack> <AgBengip> BlackrayJack makes sense
<Conor12> headsurgeon brj
<HeadSurgeon> wow brj ruined the moment
<BlackrayJack> ^
Conor12 nods
<AgBengip> HeadSurgeon, BRJ worstmin
<HeadSurgeon> worstmin
Conor12 has quit (Quit: drink)
<AgBengip> Most definitely


<mrbaconator> extinct
<mrbaconator> like ur face
<HeadSurgeon> take ur fetish out of here asap


<asteriskphart> good morning my nerds!
<HeadSurgeon> the morning to make a mediocre gbs thread about it


<boot_error> HeadSurgeon huff pizza, then eat Nitrous!
<HeadSurgeon> the bestmin headsurgeon, huff him constantly so people on their balls
<buttebot> the buttmin headsurgeon, huff him constantly so buttple on their balls
<@Haine> um


<HeadSurgeon> ye i beat hman in the own zone :((


<HeadSurgeon> anyone seed cog lately?


<AgBengip> HeadSurgeon, ban mrbaconator
<HeadSurgeon> we ban AgBengip imo


<TheHman03> you people talking about dwarf fortress
<TheHman03> if you are
<TheHman03> gonna kick yo ass
<skintag> rim world
<HeadSurgeon> ill rim yer werld baby


<BlackrayJack> HeadSurgeon AgBengip is AgBagpipe.
<HeadSurgeon> prob not agbagpipe fyi


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<Nitrous> HeadSurgeon AgBengip is agbagshit
<HeadSurgeon> so proud of it is agbagshit
<drsingh> lmao i think headsurgeon just burned nitrous
<drsingh> hes a street racer
<HeadSurgeon> have burned you p
<drsingh> yes thanks for reminding me, you have. asshole
<HeadSurgeon> a cliff racer infestation that got me an empty beer buttle at the window
<drsingh> oh my god hes finally sentient
<drsingh> run
<HeadSurgeon> same sentient octopus
<buttebot> same sentient buttopus
<Nitrous> deep inside
<Nitrous> we're all sentient octopii
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<drsingh> this one's goin on the headsurgeon page
<HeadSurgeon> in new zealand god fucking sentient
<HeadSurgeon> youre goin down
<Nitrous> uh oh
<Nitrous> i think HeadSurgeon is threatening you, drsingh
<volundr> headsurgeon is going down on drsingh
<HeadSurgeon> goin’ down
<HeadSurgeon> likes threatening people with medical equipment happens to you against your tympanic membrane yo
<bubs> oh god
<Velisan> It has begun.
<drsingh> haha jesus fuck


<HeadSurgeon> edventure kills bubs pet bee


<HeadSurgeon> the planet bubs: a bigass magnet that attracts metal objects, small safes

<Dions> fuck you headsurgeon
<Dions> patronizing me

  • HeadSurgeon you are kill now


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