User:Spoodle

Intro

Hi, I'm Spoodle, a Mentor & HoS who started playing in late-2017. I took a long hiatus starting around 2020, and I've only really gotten back into SS13 in mid-2023. A thing to note is that my original ckey was InternetDweller_, though since coming back I've adopted "Spoodle" instead. That's all about me :)

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Surgery

Organ Locations

Region	Organs	Tools
Ribs	Heart, Lungs
Flanks	Kidneys
Subcostal	Liver, Spleen, Pancreas
Abdomen	Stomach, Intestines, Appendix

Tool Substitutes

Scalpels: glass shards, (plastic) knives, bread knives, meatcleavers, razor blades, butcher's knives.
Surgical scissors: wirecutters, scissors.
Circular Saws: (plastic) forks, chainsaws, pizza cutters, deconstruction devices
Enucleation spoons: (plastic) spoons
Staple guns: staplers

Niche Procedures

Operation	Scenario	How to do it	Notes
Headspider	The patient fought a changeling and ended up being infected by its headspider.	Target the chest with Help intent. Use the scalpel.	Time is of the essence! This should cut a "strange tumor" out – if it doesn't after repeated attempts, the transformation has already been completed. TODO: code-diver for surgery chances
Eyeball	You need to remove somebody's eyes, presumably for augmentation.	Target the head. spoon - scalpel - spoon. Which eye you target is based on which hand your tool is in.	None
Eye replacement	The patient is missing at least one eyeball and wishes to have all of them restored.	Target the head. Insert the spare eye (any type). Which eye you target is based on which hand you old the eye in.	None
Mask attachment	The patient wishes to wear a mask on their face, permanently.	Staple head with Help intent, while the patient has the mask on.	Once affixed, the mask cannot be removed by the wearer.
Chest Item Implant	The patient wishes to become a living [noun].	Open chest. Click-drag an item to the patient. Sew the chest area back together with the suture.	Normally, the item will fall out when the person farts. This can be prevented by securing the item by holding a suture in your hand while you click-drag the item into the patient. Suturing on grab intent also does this. Not all items can be added to your chest. Farting can activate some(? or all?) items.

Self-Surgery Requirements

If you want to do self-surgery anywhere, you must meet one of the following conditions

>45u ethanol
>5u morphine

Surgery Mistake Chance

Base probability = 25

If medical training, they can get to 0 probability
If non-medical training, cannot get below 0

Surgeon Status

Status	Mistake Modifier
Clumsy	+35
Self-surgery	+15
Jittery	+15
>5u ethanol	+10
5<>0u of ethanol	-10

Patient Status

Status	Mistake Modifier
Dead	-30
Paralyzed	-30
Asleep	-10
Stunned	-5
Drowsy	-5
>10u Morphine	-10
>10u Haloperidol	-10
>5u Salicylic Acid	-5
>5u Antihistamine	-5

Forensics

Type	Material	Typically worn by
Fingerless gloves	N/A. Doesn't mask prints.	Radical dudes
Latex gloves	N/A. Partial prints obscured by junk symbols.	Medical staff
Black gloves	black leather fibers	Detective, botanist, miner, QM
SWAT gloves, Captain's gloves	high-quality synthetic fibers	Syndicate operatives, NTSC, The Captain
Transparent Gloves (bladed gloves)	transparent high-quality synthetic fibers	Traitors
Boxing gloves	red leather fibers	Boxer, Staff Assistant
Kote	navy blue, synthetic leather fibers	Kendo martial artists
Insulated gloves	insulative fibers	Heads of staff, engineer, QM
Stungloves	[material], electrically charged	Engineer. Also vigilantes.
Cleaning gloves	synthetic silicone rubber fibers	Janitor
Power gloves	insulative fibers and nanomachines	Traitor
Concussive gauntlets	industrial-grade mineral fibers	Miner
Cursed white gloves	greasy polymer fibers	Cluwne
Beep boop borp	circuit shards	Cyborg cosplayers
Party Princess Gloves	silk fibers and glitter	Princesses
Jewelled Bracelet	patterned scratches	Adventurers?
Ring	sharp scratches	Stylish folk, life-partners
Gold Ring	shallow scratches	Stylish folk, life-partners
Titanium Ring	deep scratches	Adventurers