User:Spoodle
Intro
Hi, I'm Spoodle, a Mentor & HoS who started playing in late-2017. I took a long hiatus starting around 2020, and I've only really gotten back into SS13 in mid-2023. A thing to note is that my original ckey was InternetDweller_, though since coming back I've adopted "Spoodle" instead. That's all about me :)
Links
Frequently Used
- https://wiki.ss13.co/Chemicals
- https://wiki.ss13.co/Foods_and_Drinks
- https://wiki.ss13.co/Construction
- https://wiki.ss13.co/User:Zamujasa/Station_Network
Favorites
- https://wiki.ss13.co/User:Studenterhue/Armor
- https://wiki.ss13.co/User:Popecrunch
- https://wiki.ss13.co/User:Conor12/Brilliance
- https://wiki.ss13.co/User:ThatsMamaLuigiToYouMario/Pod_Wars
Surgery
Tools
- Scalpels: glass shards, (plastic) knives, bread knives, meatcleavers, razor blades, butcher's knives.
- Surgical scissors: wirecutters, scissors.
- Circular Saws: (plastic) forks, chainsaws, pizza cutters, deconstruction devices
- Enucleation spoons: (plastic) spoons
- Staple guns: staplers
Niche Procedures
| Operation | Scenario | How to do it | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
Headspider 
|
The patient fought a changeling and ended up being infected by its headspider. | Target the chest with Help intent. Use the scalpel. | Time is of the essence! This should cut a "strange tumor" out – if it doesn't after repeated attempts, the transformation has already been completed. TODO: code-diver for surgery chances |
Eyeball 
|
You need to remove somebody's eyes, presumably for augmentation. | Target the head. spoon - scalpel - spoon. Which eye you target is based on which hand your tool is in. | None |
Eye replacement 
|
The patient is missing at least one eyeball and wishes to have all of them restored. | Target the head. Insert the spare eye (any type). Which eye you target is based on which hand you old the eye in. | None |
Mask attachment 
|
The patient wishes to wear a mask on their face, permanently. | Target the head with Help intent. Ask the patient to put the mask on, then use the staple gun. | Once affixed, the mask cannot be removed by the wearer. |
Chest Item Implant 
|
The patient wishes to become a living [noun]. | Open chest. Click-drag an item to the patient. Sew the chest area back together with the suture. | Normally, the item will fall out when the person farts. This can be prevented by securing the item by holding a suture in your hand while you click-drag the item into the patient. Suturing on grab intent also does this.
Optionally, you can secure the item before sewing the patient back up by holding a suture in your hand while you click-drag the item into the patient. Not all items can be added to your chest. Farting can activate some(? or all?) items. |
Self-Surgery Requirements
If you want to do self-surgery anywhere, you must meet one of the following conditions
- >45u ethanol
- >5u morphine
Surgery Mistake Chance
Base probability = 25
- If medical training, they can get to 0 probability
- If non-medical training, cannot get below 0
Surgeon Status
| Status | Mistake Modifier |
|---|---|
| Clumsy | +35 |
| Self-surgery | +15 |
| Jittery | +15 |
| >5u ethanol | +10 |
| 5<>0u of ethanol | -10 |
Patient Status
| Status | Mistake Modifier |
|---|---|
| Dead | -30 |
| Paralyzed | -30 |
| Asleep | -10 |
| Stunned | -5 |
| Drowsy | -5 |
| >10u Morphine | -10 |
| >10u Haloperidol | -10 |
| >5u Salicylic Acid | -5 |
| >5u Antihistamine | -5 |
Forensics
| Type | Material | Typically worn by |
|---|---|---|
| Fingerless gloves | N/A. Doesn't mask prints. | Radical dudes |
| Latex gloves | N/A. Partial prints obscured by junk symbols. | Medical staff |
| Black gloves | black leather fibers | Detective, botanist, miner, QM |
| SWAT gloves, Captain's gloves | high-quality synthetic fibers | Syndicate operatives, NTSC, The Captain |
| Transparent Gloves (bladed gloves) | transparent high-quality synthetic fibers | Traitors |
| Boxing gloves | red leather fibers | Boxer, Staff Assistant |
| Kote | navy blue, synthetic leather fibers | Kendo martial artists |
| Insulated gloves | insulative fibers | Heads of staff, engineer, QM |
| Stungloves | [material], electrically charged | Engineer. Also vigilantes. |
| Cleaning gloves | synthetic silicone rubber fibers | Janitor |
| Power gloves | insulative fibers and nanomachines | Traitor |
| Concussive gauntlets | industrial-grade mineral fibers | Miner |
| Cursed white gloves | greasy polymer fibers | Cluwne |
| Beep boop borp | circuit shards | Cyborg cosplayers |
| Party Princess Gloves | silk fibers and glitter | Princesses |
| Jewelled Bracelet | patterned scratches | Adventurers? |
| Ring | sharp scratches | Stylish folk, life-partners |
| Gold Ring | shallow scratches | Stylish folk, life-partners |
| Titanium Ring | deep scratches | Adventurers |