User:Spoodle
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Intro
Hi, I'm Spoodle, a Mentor & HoS who started playing in late-2017. I took a long hiatus starting around 2020, and I've only really gotten back into SS13 in mid-2023. A thing to note is that my original ckey was InternetDweller_, though since coming back I've adopted "Spoodle" instead. That's all about me :)
Links
Here are links to some of my most frequented or favorited pages. It's only here so I can quickly access a hub of pages I use often (and access my favorite obscure pages). Below it are just some notes that I want to have handy
- https://wiki.ss13.co/Chemicals
- https://wiki.ss13.co/Foods_and_Drinks
- https://wiki.ss13.co/Construction
- https://wiki.ss13.co/User:Zamujasa/Station_Network
- https://wiki.ss13.co/User:Studenterhue/Armor
- https://wiki.ss13.co/User:Popecrunch
- https://wiki.ss13.co/User:ThatsMamaLuigiToYouMario/Pod_Wars
Surgery
Tools
- Scalpels: glass shards, (plastic) knives, bread knives, meatcleavers, razor blades, butcher's knives.
- Surgical scissors: wirecutters, scissors.
- Circular Saws: (plastic) forks, chainsaws, pizza cutters, deconstruction devices
- Enucleation spoons: (plastic) spoons
- Staple guns: staplers
Niche Procedures
| Operation | Scenario | Tools | Procedure | Considerations |
|---|---|---|---|---|
Headspider 
|
The patient fought a changeling and ended up being infected by its headspider. |  |
Target the chest with Help intent. Use the scalpel. | Time is of the essence! This should cut a "strange tumor" out – if it doesn't after repeated attempts, the transformation has already been completed. |
Eyeball 
|
You need to remove somebody's eyes, presumably for augmentation. |  |
Target the head. Use the spoon, then scalpel, then spoon using the hand of the side in question. | Hold the surgery tools in your left hand to target the left eye, and ice versa. |
Eye replacement 
|
The patient is missing at least one eyeball and wishes to have all of them restored. | Target the head. Insert the spare eye (any type). | You have to hold the replacement organ in your left hand to target the left eye socket and vice versa. | |
Mask attachment 
|
The patient wishes to wear a mask on their face, permanently. |  |
Target the head with Help intent. Ask the patient to put the mask on, then use the staple gun. | Once affixed, the mask cannot be removed by the wearer. |
Chest Item Implant 
|
The patient wishes to become a living [noun]. |   |
'Open up the patient's chest' (Target the chest with Help intent, use the scalpel, then the scissors). Click-drag an item to the patient. Sew the chest area back together with the suture. | Optionally, you can secure the item before sewing the patient back up by holding a suture in your hand while you click-drag the item into the patient. You can also secure it afterwards by switching to Grab intent and using sutures on the patient. Remember to switch back to Help intent to sew back up. Note that some items cannot be placed inside one's chest. Some items like bike horns and flashlights can be activated by farting. |
Self-Surgery Requirements
If you want to do self-surgery anywhere, you must meet one of the following conditions
- >45u ethanol
- >5u morphine
Surgery Mistake Chance
Base probability = 25
- If medical training, they can get to 0 probability
- If non-medical training, cannot get below 0
Surgeon Status
| Status | Mistake Modifier |
|---|---|
| Clumsy | +35 |
| Self-surgery | +15 |
| Jittery | +15 |
| >5u ethanol | +10 |
| 5<>0u of ethanol | -10 |
Patient Status
| Status | Mistake Modifier |
|---|---|
| Dead | -30 |
| Paralyzed | -30 |
| Asleep | -10 |
| Stunned | -5 |
| Drowsy | -5 |
| >10u Morphine | -10 |
| >10u Haloperidol | -10 |
| >5u Salicylic Acid | -5 |
| >5u Antihistamine | -5 |
Forensics
| Type | Material | Typically worn by |
|---|---|---|
| Fingerless gloves | N/A. Doesn't mask prints. | Radical dudes |
| Latex gloves | N/A. Partial prints obscured by junk symbols. | Medical staff |
| Black gloves | black leather fibers | Detective, botanist, miner, QM |
| SWAT gloves, Captain's gloves | high-quality synthetic fibers | Syndicate operatives, NTSC, The Captain |
| Transparent Gloves (bladed gloves) | transparent high-quality synthetic fibers | Traitors |
| Boxing gloves | red leather fibers | Boxer, Staff Assistant |
| Kote | navy blue, synthetic leather fibers | Kendo martial artists |
| Insulated gloves | insulative fibers | Heads of staff, engineer, QM |
| Stungloves | [material], electrically charged | Engineer. Also vigilantes. |
| Cleaning gloves | synthetic silicone rubber fibers | Janitor |
| Power gloves | insulative fibers and nanomachines | Traitor |
| Concussive gauntlets | industrial-grade mineral fibers | Miner |
| Cursed white gloves | greasy polymer fibers | Cluwne |
| Beep boop borp | circuit shards | Cyborg cosplayers |
| Party Princess Gloves | silk fibers and glitter | Princesses |
| Jewelled Bracelet | patterned scratches | Adventurers? |
| Ring | sharp scratches | Stylish folk, life-partners |
| Gold Ring | shallow scratches | Stylish folk, life-partners |
| Titanium Ring | deep scratches | Adventurers |