User:Spoodle

Intro

Hi, I'm Spoodle, a Mentor & HoS who started playing in late-2017. I took a long hiatus starting around 2020, and I've only really gotten back into SS13 in mid-2023. A thing to note is that my original ckey was InternetDweller_, though since coming back I've adopted "Spoodle" instead. That's all about me :)

Links

Frequently Used

• https://wiki.ss13.co/Chemicals
• https://wiki.ss13.co/Foods_and_Drinks
• https://wiki.ss13.co/Construction
• https://wiki.ss13.co/User:Zamujasa/Station_Network

Favorites

• https://wiki.ss13.co/User:Studenterhue/Armor
• https://wiki.ss13.co/User:Popecrunch
• https://wiki.ss13.co/User:Conor12/Brilliance
• https://wiki.ss13.co/User:ThatsMamaLuigiToYouMario/Pod_Wars

Surgery

Tools

• Scalpels: glass shards, (plastic) knives, bread knives, meatcleavers, razor blades, butcher's knives.
• Surgical scissors: wirecutters, scissors.
• Circular Saws: (plastic) forks, chainsaws, pizza cutters, deconstruction devices
• Enucleation spoons: (plastic) spoons
• Staple guns: staplers

Niche Procedures

Operation	Scenario	Tools	Procedure	Considerations
Headspider	The patient fought a changeling and ended up being infected by its headspider.		Target the chest with Help intent. Use the scalpel.	Time is of the essence! This should cut a "strange tumor" out – if it doesn't after repeated attempts, the transformation has already been completed.
Eyeball	You need to remove somebody's eyes, presumably for augmentation.		Target the head. Use the spoon, then scalpel, then spoon using the hand of the side in question.	Hold the surgery tools in your left hand to target the left eye, and ice versa.
Eye replacement	The patient is missing at least one eyeball and wishes to have all of them restored.	None	Target the head. Insert the spare eye (any type).	You have to hold the replacement organ in your left hand to target the left eye socket and vice versa.
Mask attachment	The patient wishes to wear a mask on their face, permanently.		Target the head with Help intent. Ask the patient to put the mask on, then use the staple gun.	Once affixed, the mask cannot be removed by the wearer.
Chest Item Implant	The patient wishes to become a living [noun].		'Open up the patient's chest' (Target the chest with Help intent, use the scalpel, then the scissors). Click-drag an item to the patient. Sew the chest area back together with the suture.	Optionally, you can secure the item before sewing the patient back up by holding a suture in your hand while you click-drag the item into the patient. You can also secure it afterwards by switching to Grab intent and using sutures on the patient. Remember to switch back to Help intent to sew back up. Note that some items cannot be placed inside one's chest. Some items like bike horns and flashlights can be activated by farting.

Self-Surgery Requirements

If you want to do self-surgery anywhere, you must meet one of the following conditions

• >45u ethanol
• >5u morphine

Surgery Mistake Chance

Base probability = 25

• If medical training, they can get to 0 probability
• If non-medical training, cannot get below 0

Surgeon Status

Status	Mistake Modifier
Clumsy	+35
Self-surgery	+15
Jittery	+15
>5u ethanol	+10
5<>0u of ethanol	-10

Patient Status

Status	Mistake Modifier
Dead	-30
Paralyzed	-30
Asleep	-10
Stunned	-5
Drowsy	-5
>10u Morphine	-10
>10u Haloperidol	-10
>5u Salicylic Acid	-5
>5u Antihistamine	-5

Forensics

Type	Material	Typically worn by
Fingerless gloves	N/A. Doesn't mask prints.	Radical dudes
Latex gloves	N/A. Partial prints obscured by junk symbols.	Medical staff
Black gloves	black leather fibers	Detective, botanist, miner, QM
SWAT gloves, Captain's gloves	high-quality synthetic fibers	Syndicate operatives, NTSC, The Captain
Transparent Gloves (bladed gloves)	transparent high-quality synthetic fibers	Traitors
Boxing gloves	red leather fibers	Boxer, Staff Assistant
Kote	navy blue, synthetic leather fibers	Kendo martial artists
Insulated gloves	insulative fibers	Heads of staff, engineer, QM
Stungloves	[material], electrically charged	Engineer. Also vigilantes.
Cleaning gloves	synthetic silicone rubber fibers	Janitor
Power gloves	insulative fibers and nanomachines	Traitor
Concussive gauntlets	industrial-grade mineral fibers	Miner
Cursed white gloves	greasy polymer fibers	Cluwne
Beep boop borp	circuit shards	Cyborg cosplayers
Party Princess Gloves	silk fibers and glitter	Princesses
Jewelled Bracelet	patterned scratches	Adventurers?
Ring	sharp scratches	Stylish folk, life-partners
Gold Ring	shallow scratches	Stylish folk, life-partners
Titanium Ring	deep scratches	Adventurers