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==Becoming a drone: The ghost factory== | ==Becoming a drone: The ghost factory== | ||
==Your lil' laws== | ==Your lil' laws== | ||
Your laws: | |||
1. Avoid interaction with any living or silicon lifeforms where possible, with the exception of other drones. | |||
2. Do not willingly damage the station in any shape or form. | |||
3. Maintain, repair and improve the station. | |||
==Your itsy bitsy interface== | ==Your itsy bitsy interface== | ||
[[Image:Dronehud.png|middle]] | [[Image:Dronehud.png|middle]] |
Revision as of 00:23, 27 June 2016
Special Roles | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
64px | AI | Get bored. Open doors. Turn the airbridges off. | Psychologically devastating | Everything |
Cyborg | Ignore the AI, play dress-up. Write "fart" in tiles at escape, run out of power. | Hard | Everything | |
Drone | Do the engineer's job. Completely ignore all other sentient life, whilst fumbling through their clothing for hats | Easy | Maintenance | |
Monkey | Become the chef's assistant. Get put on the spike for sandwich pizza pie. | Nightmarish | Depends on job, walk under tables | |
Cluwne | HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!! | KILL ME PLEASE IT HURTS TO LIVE HONK HONK!!! | Removed | |
Ghost | Whine in deadchat. Desperately try to make Robotics and Genetics remember your corpse. Show off your haircut. | Spooky | Irrelevant |
So instead of having a weary old chat with the other salty ghost you've decided to become a Drone. Drones are compact mechanical beings that seem to bare some loyalty to Nanotrasen infrastructure and a less loyal, somewhat aloof attitude to the other beings that live there. Your task as a drone is simple; repair the damage that has been or inevitably will be done by the careless crew members for the rest of your prolonged existence or create a cool hat club (no humans allowed) and moan when someone interrupts it and brings you back to the land of the living.
Becoming a drone: The ghost factory
Your lil' laws
Your laws:
1. Avoid interaction with any living or silicon lifeforms where possible, with the exception of other drones. 2. Do not willingly damage the station in any shape or form. 3. Maintain, repair and improve the station.
Your itsy bitsy interface
Your teeny tiny tools
Sundance | |
Location | |
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Apathetic drone dispenser. | |
Everyone |