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This public vending machine sells basic medical supplies. A few of these can be found all across the station, and they can be easily recognized by their wide range of darkly comedic slogans, such as "Now 80% sterilized!", "Are you or a loved one currently dying? Consider Discount Dan's burial solutions!", and "Please, be considerate! Do not block access to the machine with your bloodied carcass." Despite what the line "ERROR: Item "Stimpack" not found!" implies, these things never sell stimpacks of any kind. Likewise with "Please contact your insurance provider for details on reduced payment options for this machine!": it is not possible to get discounted prices in-game.
This public vending machine sells basic medical supplies. A few of these can be found all across the station, and they can be easily recognized by their wide range of darkly comedic slogans, such as "Now 80% sterilized!". Despite what the line "ERROR: Item "Stimpack" not found!" implies, these things never sell stimpacks of any kind. Likewise with "Please contact your insurance provider for details on reduced payment options for this machine!": it is not possible to get discounted prices in-game. The full list of lines, including ones already mentioned, is shown below:
<div style="column-count:2">
*"Address all complaints about Public MiniMed services to FILE NOT FOUND for a swift response."
*"Are you or a loved one currently dying? Consider Discount Dan's burial solutions!"
*"ERROR: Item "Stimpack" not found!"
*"ERROR: OUT OF COFFEE!" (appears only if it has no [[Foods and Drinks#Robust Coffee|Robust Coffee]] when [[Hacking#Vending Machines and Fabricators|hacked]])
*"It pays to be safe!"
*"It's safest to pay!"
*"Now 80% sterilized!"
*"Please contact your insurance provider for details on reduced payment options for this machine!"
*"Please, be considerate! Do not block access to the machine with your bloodied carcass."
*"There is a 1000 credit fine for bleeding on this machine."
*"We've gone green! Now using 100% recycled materials!"
</div>


When [[Hacking#Vending Machines and Fabricators|hacked]], it offers more unusual fare, alongside some [[Foods and Drinks#Robust Coffee|Robust Coffee]] for weary souls. If it's screaming "ERROR: OUT OF COFFEE!" though, that means hacking it won't unlock any of said coffee.
When [[Hacking#Vending Machines and Fabricators|hacked]], it offers more unusual fare, alongside some [[Foods and Drinks#Robust Coffee|Robust Coffee]] for weary souls. If it's screaming "ERROR: OUT OF COFFEE!" though, that means hacking it won't unlock any of said coffee.
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{{VendorTableRow
{{VendorTableRow
|Image=EmergencyAutoInjectorGreen.png
|Image=EmergencyAutoInjectorCharcoalV2.png  
|Quantity=5
|Quantity=5
|Item Name=[[Medical Objects#Emergency Auto-Injector|emergency auto-injector]] (charcoal)  
|Item Name=[[Medical Objects#Emergency Auto-Injector|emergency auto-injector]] (charcoal)  
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{{VendorTableRow
{{VendorTableRow
|Image=EmergencyAutoInjectorBlue.png
|Image=EmergencyAutoInjectorDiphenhydramineV2.png
|Quantity=2
|Quantity=2
|Item Name=[[Medical Objects#Emergency Auto-Injector|emergency auto-injector]] (diphenhydramine)
|Item Name=[[Medical Objects#Emergency Auto-Injector|emergency auto-injector]] (diphenhydramine)
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{{VendorTableRow
{{VendorTableRow
|Image=EmergencyAutoInjectorYellow.png
|Image=EmergencyAutoInjectorSpaceacillinV2.png  
|Quantity=2
|Quantity=2
|Item Name=[[Medical Objects#Emergency Auto-Injector|emergency auto-injector]] (spaceacillin)
|Item Name=[[Medical Objects#Emergency Auto-Injector|emergency auto-injector]] (spaceacillin)
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{{VendorTableRow
{{VendorTableRow
|Image=HealthAnalyzerNoUpgradesV2.png
|Image=HealthAnalyzerNoUpgradesV2.png
|Quantity=2
|Quantity=4
|Item Name=[[Medical Objects#Health Analyzer|Health analyzer]]
|Item Name=[[Medical Objects#Health Analyzer|Health analyzer]]
|Notes=no upgrades
|Notes=no upgrades
|Price=75
|Price=100
|Is Hidden?=No}}
|Is Hidden?=No}}


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{{VendorTableRow
{{VendorTableRow
|Image=HealthAnalyzerUpgrade.png
|Image=HealthAnalyzerUpgrade.png
|Quantity=0-2
|Quantity=1-3
|Item Name=[[Medical Objects#Health Analyzer Upgrade|Health Analyzer Upgrade]]
|Item Name=[[Medical Objects#Health Analyzer Upgrade|Health Analyzer Upgrade]]
|Price=75
|Price=300
|Is Hidden?=Yes}}
|Is Hidden?=Yes}}


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|Quantity=1
|Quantity=1
|Item Name=[[Medical Objects#Medi-Vape|Medi-Vape]]
|Item Name=[[Medical Objects#Medi-Vape|Medi-Vape]]
|Notes=50 units of a random chemical accepted by the [[hypospray]]
|Price=300
|Price=300
|Is Hidden?=Yes}}
|Is Hidden?=Yes}}
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|Image=DiscountDanBathBombsV2.gif
|Image=DiscountDanBathBombsV2.gif
|Quantity=2-5
|Quantity=2-5
|Item Name=[[General Objects#Bath Bomb|Bath bomb]]
|Item Name=[[General Objects#Discount Dan's Bath Bomb|Discount Dan's Bath Bomb]]
|Notes=random flavor
|Price=300
|Price=300
|Is Hidden?=Yes}}
|Is Hidden?=Yes}}

Latest revision as of 06:44, 30 July 2025

Public MiniMed

This public vending machine sells basic medical supplies. A few of these can be found all across the station, and they can be easily recognized by their wide range of darkly comedic slogans, such as "Now 80% sterilized!". Despite what the line "ERROR: Item "Stimpack" not found!" implies, these things never sell stimpacks of any kind. Likewise with "Please contact your insurance provider for details on reduced payment options for this machine!": it is not possible to get discounted prices in-game. The full list of lines, including ones already mentioned, is shown below:

  • "Address all complaints about Public MiniMed services to FILE NOT FOUND for a swift response."
  • "Are you or a loved one currently dying? Consider Discount Dan's burial solutions!"
  • "ERROR: Item "Stimpack" not found!"
  • "ERROR: OUT OF COFFEE!" (appears only if it has no Robust Coffee when hacked)
  • "It pays to be safe!"
  • "It's safest to pay!"
  • "Now 80% sterilized!"
  • "Please contact your insurance provider for details on reduced payment options for this machine!"
  • "Please, be considerate! Do not block access to the machine with your bloodied carcass."
  • "There is a 1000 credit fine for bleeding on this machine."
  • "We've gone green! Now using 100% recycled materials!"

When hacked, it offers more unusual fare, alongside some Robust Coffee for weary souls. If it's screaming "ERROR: OUT OF COFFEE!" though, that means hacking it won't unlock any of said coffee.

List of Contents:
Icon Quantity Item Price Hidden
item?
5 Healing mini-patch (15u of styptic powder) 60 No
5 Burn mini-patch (15u of silver sulfadiazine) 60 No
5 Epinephrine pill (10u of epinephrine) 100 No
5 Analgesic pill (10u of salicylic acid) 60 No
5 Menthol pill (10u of Menthol) 60 No
5 emergency auto-injector (charcoal) (10u of charcoal) 60 No
2 emergency auto-injector (diphenhydramine) (10u of diphenhydramine) 60 No
2 emergency auto-injector (spaceacillin) (10u of spaceacillin) 150 No
2 ampoule (smelling salts) (5u of ammonium bicarbonate) 60 No
4 Health analyzer (no upgrades) 100 No
5 Bandages 30 No
5 Sterile mask 30 No
5 Latex gloves 30 No
1-3 Health Analyzer Upgrade 300 Yes
0-5 Skin soothing ultra-damage repair mini-patch (15u of synthflesh) 75 Yes
1 Medi-Vape (50 units of a random chemical accepted by the hypospray) 300 Yes
2-5 Discount Dan's Bath Bomb (random flavor) 300 Yes
1 Bath salts pill (Has only a 5% chance to appear, 10u of bath salts) 300 Yes
1-5 Robust Coffee (15% chance to appear) 30 Yes
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