Medical Objects/Public MiniMed
Public MiniMed
This public vending machine sells basic medical supplies. A few of these can be found all across the station, and they can be easily recognized by their wide range of darkly comedic slogans, such as "Now 80% sterilized!". Despite what the line "ERROR: Item "Stimpack" not found!" implies, these things never sell stimpacks of any kind. Likewise with "Please contact your insurance provider for details on reduced payment options for this machine!": it is not possible to get discounted prices in-game. The full list of lines, including ones already mentioned, is shown below:
- "Address all complaints about Public MiniMed services to FILE NOT FOUND for a swift response."
- "Are you or a loved one currently dying? Consider Discount Dan's burial solutions!"
- "ERROR: Item "Stimpack" not found!"
- "ERROR: OUT OF COFFEE!" (appears only if it has no Robust Coffee when hacked)
- "It pays to be safe!"
- "It's safest to pay!"
- "Now 80% sterilized!"
- "Please contact your insurance provider for details on reduced payment options for this machine!"
- "Please, be considerate! Do not block access to the machine with your bloodied carcass."
- "There is a 1000 credit fine for bleeding on this machine."
- "We've gone green! Now using 100% recycled materials!"
When hacked, it offers more unusual fare, alongside some Robust Coffee for weary souls. If it's screaming "ERROR: OUT OF COFFEE!" though, that means hacking it won't unlock any of said coffee.
| Icon | Quantity | Item | Price | Hidden item? |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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5 | Healing mini-patch | 60 | No |
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5 | Burn mini-patch | 60 | No |
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5 | Epinephrine pill | 100 | No |
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5 | Analgesic pill | 60 | No |
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5 | Menthol pill | 60 | No |
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5 | emergency auto-injector (charcoal) | 60 | No |
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2 | emergency auto-injector (diphenhydramine) | 60 | No |
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2 | emergency auto-injector (spaceacillin) | 150 | No |
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2 | ampoule (smelling salts) | 60 | No |
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2 | Health analyzer | 75 | No |
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5 | Bandages | 30 | No |
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5 | Sterile mask | 30 | No |
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5 | Latex gloves | 30 | No |
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0-2 | Health Analyzer Upgrade | 75 | Yes |
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0-5 | Skin soothing ultra-damage repair mini-patch (15u of synthflesh) | 75 | Yes |
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1 | Medi-Vape | 300 | Yes |
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2-5 | Bath bomb | 300 | Yes |
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1 | Bath salts pill (Has only a 5% chance to appear, 10u of bath salts) | 300 | Yes |
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1-5 | Robust Coffee (15% chance to appear) | 30 | Yes |